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WHO BROT DIS INTO

WHO BROUGHT THIS INTO MY HOUSE?

MAH HOUSE????!!!!

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Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?

» Learn Lolspeak — teh furst language born of teh intertubes.

 
sillyannz

Sir, u has affrunted meh! We fites at dawn!!! *slap*

keogh

Glove slap, baby, glove slap!

 
 
 
jackie

It are da mowze fayree.

 
Meli

o kitteh i wantz to belleh rubz yooooo!!!!

brainfire

tyght little kitteh bellehs r maed 4 snorglez…dey bery full ov purrz…much want 2 snorgle dis belleh NAO!1!

 
 
 
Dustbunny

Go ‘way, mowzee. I are vegetarian kitteh. Do not want u! I can has tofu pleez?

paws4thot

Kitteh can notz be vegitarian: all kittehs are carnivorez, cos they diez if they not eatz cheezburgers (or other meetz).

mumrik

awl eksept de orinj tofukat. whish b poysin (bcaws of tofu).

 
Lucy

If Kitteh be ettin fast food cheezburgers, kitteh might die of eatin that stuff. In ur house , odder meats includes poor puppy’s tale!

 
 
tenhousecats

well, in cyberspayce dey can be. in MeowChatVillage, fur eggsample, two ob our cats awlways offer mousies and birdies and fishies mayde ob tofu–dey not tink it polite to nosh on dere furriends. (den dere’s da tanksgibing turkey mayde ob mushmellow fluff)

 
 
 
Jack Deth

Furree liddil toy
muss beez lawst. I willz helpz him
fyndz t3h way Outsyde

Koodz playz wiff himz 4
awyle. Wayrz himz daown so dat
himz shood nawt kumz bakk

Shood maykz eckzampul
uv furree krittur. Prakktiss
sum Instinktiv skillz :-)

Jack.

theosmommy

Eggssellent!!1!!
U has talents.

 
ManfredMom

Wunnerful, wunnerful! Purrs from teh kittehs!

 
 
lowly grunt

Fake mows: EEK! a furr-ohshish kitteh!!!

ah iz undoen!!!!!!!11!!

 
elfinugget

ZOMGZ MUZT ZNORGL DA FUZZEH MILK BELLEH!!! OMG!!!

BonzoGal

Izzat liek a beer belleh? (Ecksept moar snorgalable?)

 
elfinugget

zomgz!! him IZ!! yeth!!

typingisnotactivism

Ai woz tinkin dat mebbe from classy digz an teh obveeyus waystcoat, kitteh muss be a LOLyer.
“Surtinly Mr. Eek, ryte dis way. Naow if ai unnerstand proprly, u want to sue The Manhattan Eatery becoz you orderd the moozli an reelized that thay woz serving you yoor own poop az raizins?”

 
sillyannz

man, i hates it wen dat happinz…

 
elfinugget

nowe, duz yu hav da hozpitul billz frum da lysteerya infekshinz yu suffard? Okayz.

 
doctorcat

Mousie shud of orderd teh ratatouille.

 
 
 
Duffy

Yiss or waiscoat to match coat an pantses. But he needing to tuk his shiurt tayle in.

 
Turkeyburger (no relation)

It kinda looks liek kitteh has teh paws frum another orange-stripey cat wrapped around it’s tummy frum behind.

Partially-visible parent?

 
 
 
 
LBeeeze

Keyutie lil tiger bellay

Ceez somsin nuez

lil tiger snarlz awlmoss der!

 
elizabells

Uuuurgh. I has a confession. I just used my first glue trap. Mices kept eating the peanut butter off the regular kind. Put the little dude outside still on the trap cuz I couldn’t get himz off and the squealins was upsetting meh. I is goin to hellz. :(

Sorry, mousie. U wuz poopin in my stove, though.

catservant

Dat verree sad storie, but whut canz u do? Mausees kyoot but nawt ver sanatery when dey poopin in ur stove.

 
elfinugget

Elizabells: There is a kind of very VERY humane mousy-kill device, is like $20, it ‘lectrocutes them very fast and humanely. Takes lots of AA batteries.

LBeeeze

Oh Noes!!!! U has green miles for lil mousie!!

sarkastikgirl

DEAD MOUZIE WAWKIN!

typingisnotactivism

we kan haz gloo trap updayt? enny tipping upsyde down into bukkit an dryving long way away tipe akshun?

elizabells

I lives in NYC, so I can’t set them free bc it’s illegal and also wouldn’t solve anything. I’d tewtally take ‘em out into the forest or sumthin if I could. Thx for the tip about the zappy traps. I also read somewhere that, as gross as it sounds, putting the trap w/ mousie in a sealed baggie (so’s they get high and pass out) is nicer than letting ‘em starve. I dunno. I feel all icky inside.

 
babycakes

There is an even moar hoomane way to get rid of the lickle mousies. Promise!

There is a device which is about the size of a plug and plugs into any ordinary electrical plug socket. You can buy these devices from any pet store in UK (so you must be able to get them in US too) and on the internets. They work by emitting a very very high pitched noise which only the mousies can hear (does not bother humans, cats or dawgs, but does bother other rodent like creatures such as LOLhamsters, LOLgerbils etc) and the mousies **hate** the noise. It drives then away, so they not come back, and not poop in your stove no moar. You just plug the device in and it takes about 2 weeks for the mice to get the message that the noise is not going away and that they are not wanted, but they never bother you again after that.

I used this in my kitchen after many mousies had party in my kitchen when I went on holiday. Mousies all gone now.

Costs about £10 in England, I guess that is $20 US.

Hope you guys found my first ever icanhascheezburger posting useful. Btw I love this site, it provides many exellent LOLs for me in England.

K thx bye!

 
elfinugget

Elizabells: that is correct, is varee much moar humane. The zappy traps are teh awzum, my mom swears by them - there’s a little light that shows if it’s been set off… u just dump it out, no problem, and it’s very very humane, just stops their lil’ hearts and that’s that.

u could also get a pet snake… but nobody really likes that idea except me. Pet snake loose in the house is probably 100 times more effective than any mousetrap.

–E

 
CrazyOldLady

Elfi…I like teh snake idee too, but did yu no dey poop when and where day wantz? Snake poop be teh gross an stenkee….pleh!

 
paws4thot

I likze snake idee tree. Nevah seed snake poop tho.

 
healingmagichands

I like the snake idea too. I used to have a boa constrictor that I fed mice to. You could get a nice black snake or a fox snake and let them live in your couch springs.

 
karen

wate a minut. houz kittehs not doin they job 4 mouze contrll?? not need mouztrap!?

 
elfinugget

well derz dat…. but ennywaye… da ultrasonik fingy, pluz zappytraps, I fink iz gud. Noo mowzys nont kom in, othur wunz go ‘way…

Da ultrasonik fingy, it nawt werkd on teh ratsis we had livvingz in my owtside up-under-window-sill …. dey sattid on da noyzmakur and eetid der snaks lyk it wuz nice kowch. Pleh. But maybe it werk bettur insyd, yah. Dey like $12 at Lowe’s for two ov dem.

 
tenhousecats

we awlways lieked da big snayke idea, too–if fur no othfur reason dan fur all da unwanted hoomins it’d keep out (relatiffs and da liek), but we realized dat it CUD be a purroblem wif kittuns and othfur small cat-like critters…..

as it is, as much as i like a lot ob snakes, my furst pets were mousies, and i just can’t imajine habing to live-feed dem to a snakey….. and mouse-icles, well….

 
 
 
 
 
teenie

Gloo trapz ar not nyce. If yu gotta trap, en kant let mowses go sumwhere, getta killin trap. Iz much betr fr mowses tu go “oh look, fuudz!” en den itz over, den tu get stuk en b skayrd en hungree fr a lawng tyme.

catservant

U rite. If u gotta do it, dat wud be teh btr, moar hyoomane wai. An, dey getz teh last meal. Mebbe brie.

 
B!

Yeah, glue traps are te suxxorz. I won’t regale Us wif my tail ov micies in glue traps, is much icky….

Zap trap sowns good, I wunner if we can get dem in da Cali…. (We need a trapping license to ketch even feral kittehs in humane trapses for to help dem, so I wunner if we also need fur ketching mousies….)

 
 
sillyannz

poor mowsie. :( I hopes u cans find way to put himz outta himz misery fast.

wendyzski

I uzez glootrapz but I check dem evree day and kilz any stuck meeses kwik so dey not sufferz. Iz hard, but iz responsiblz. Dey eetz my bredz and seereeals and pooz on my kownterz. Not Want!

 
 
Turkeyburger (no relation)

if u can find them, I think D-con makes a round trap that u wind up and put bait in the middle. Teh mowsie goes inside through a little hole in the side and when they trip it, something spins around inside REAL fast and mowsie doesn’t know what hit them. Nice thing about them is that they are very difficult to set off accidentally, so almost no chance of false alarm. Plus, once they go off u just throw teh whole thing away. Kind of pricey for a one-use trap, but if you don’t liek seeing teh ded mowsie, it may be wurth it to u.
I had particularly good luck with a clamshell-type trap. very easy to set, and hard to snap ur fingers with. Trigger is fairly sensitive, too–and u can put teh bait way on the back of the trigger so mowsie pretty much has to climb on trigger to get to fud.

 
 
 
Catalogical

Iz 4 yr compuder.

Iz kordlis maus.

brainfire

*splork* u maeded me spuw on mai puter skreen. phunnee wun. WIN!1!

 
 
bubbyscranky

What u mean I has to kill it! Mooommmm!

 
kitkat

I cant find fakemouse with bunnyfur to bai for my kitteh. I buyed some on Ebay, but they weres too small (about the width of my thumb and 2″ long). I wuz fraid she would choke on tinymice, so they are still in teh package. So she only has one old, well-tortured mouz to play wit. She keeps loozing Mickey in the middle of the nite and criez. And I has to gets up and finds mouz. No good furmize in Canada. :-(

B!

Get sum roving or carded wool, and a felting needle. Take da roving, make a shape, an poke it, poke it poke it wif da felting needle. You can make your own mousies wif it!! Or Google needle felting. Also check ebay, they sell kits and parts an stuff.

Or you can get felt skwayres frum a craft store an sew up a mousie wif catnip and batting inside!

But yesh, even frum Petco iz hard to find bunnyfur micies…

daisycat

crunched up paper ball maks grayt stinkin rat too
flys high n goes far- if lost- oh well-
time 4 new stinkin rats

 
 
stend

or, use 24 hour epoxy to glue the small ones together like this:

saatchi-gallery.co.uk/blogon/2006/09/katharina_fritsch_in_conversat_1.php