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Onlee Frinch tipzes tudai, pls. Kthx.
my black & white girl kitty cat always lays this way
i think they are all high maintenance girls
I can has ayrbwush drawring on mah naylz?
can it be pitchur if teh cheezburger?
No. I doant needz nah eyebwowz dun, no I doant needz mah lip waxded, jus a pet e cure wif a cheezbruger in my pinkie nayl.
K?
WIN!!!1!
Kai, ur turn. Wich paw has treet n it?
Oh noes, how embarassinz…ah juss ‘membered dat ah r declawed…silleh meh!
And pet-e-cure is for toez. Man-e-Cure is for handz…. or do cats even haves the hands?
Wud it be a Paw-de-Cure?
do mah paws an claws.
Rok paipr sizzers
plz hurry massage cat next. kthx.
Prittee Girl Kitteh
Reddee to dibe awff Bed az
herz Hewmin enturrs
Helpz herz Prittee Wun
chuze whut 2 wayrz. Eeben tho
Kitteh alwayz dresst
Kitteh allso getz
2 stretch owt an Napz awn whut
Prittee Wun diskardz
4 herz assisstance
Kitteh getz much rubz an petz
Deezyrz Cheezburgrz
Jack.
What a cutie!!! Iz call kittehs like this “cow cats” cause dey hav blak on whyte markings liek Holstein cows. I had one kitteh Twerp (1982-1999) markd liek dis. Twerp LUVD Milk! Maybe “cow cats” marked liek dat alway liek milk???
give me jungle red , please
Klassic moovie ref “TYhe Women” for the win!
ZOMG The Women!! SOOOOOOOOOooo Good ov movie!!
I heared dey R doina remayk? But nuffin moar, mite go direck to videyo….
“I’ve grown claws, Mother! Jungle red!”
Next I has bekini wax???
*riiiiiipppppp* Noooooooo!!!!!!!
*shudder*
i pityz teh fool dat waxes a kitteh. himz best be doin it rite owtside teh murjensee rum doar!!
“sir, how did you get in this condition?”
“…kitteh… tryd… to… wax… teh kitteh…”
“he’s raving. let’s get all this blood cleaned up and start stitching.”
bery phunnee n kreativ. much liek. WIN!1!
How cud u tell wen 2 stop???
Uh oh, I no teh anser 2 mah oan qwestyun: wen u has a bald p**sy!
Bwahahahaha!!!! Az long az it duzent try to clime da drapes, pussy can has as mush hayr as it wants!
ImBisuble ouiji bord!!1!11
kitteh askx weejee bord “i can haz cheezburgr today?”
anser: OUI. JA. YES. HAO MENNI?
Po’z has much WIN! =D
Ya, I lef it…
So wut yr problum…
*Sigh* U boredes me
Pleez 2 gets cheezburger owt ov mah nails.
Monorail kitteh — Ur doin it rong!
Must 2 keap paws tukked in.
Does I getz discount because I has no thumbz?
Troo Story: I onlee has 8 toenails. Teh doctor had to remove my big toenails. Don’t luk infected or nuthin, just arnt there. Luk kinda unfinished. Ennyway, not onlee wudnt dey gib me a discount….dey wudnt gib me a pedicure! So, I told dem, dats ok, u not giving me manicure, eder. An den I left and neber darkened der door again. I gess dey wuz protecting demselves from possibl infecshuns by followin der own rulz, but srsly, it is obvious dat it is jus healed skin.
next time, try ‘beautiful nail’ … only $20 !!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SsWrY77o77o
I just about peed my pants the first time I saw that…I don’t know ANYONE who has gotten their nails done that hasn’t been right there!!!
LOL Lady my mom used to go to used to tell her what all the nail techs were saying about the other customers. Was a running commentary on how stupid and snotty and whatever else the customers were.. LOL
Thank you! She was funny, and right on target. I include in the same category the hairdressers. On a good day, my hair looks like Janis Joplin’s, after a concert (not after her death, I hope). Yet, they all say how beautiful it is. I finally chose the one who said: “my you have such…..thick hair.” I nearly snorted with laughter during te pause, but she got high marks, and a tip, for honesty.
DA FLOOOOFY PINK TROLL!!!!
FLOOF !!!
*snuggle floof*
I wuv u floofy!
i had one of these as a kid. i really just liked it coz of the floof. *g*
U r not alone! I has the same thing! Onlee mine growed back sort of and r pritty uglee ackshully. So I noes even try to get pedicure. Nebber even occured to me.
I hope you found someone’s door to darken that would take care of you proper!
Its the pits, ain’t it? I didn’t bother trying anywhere else, it was just a whim. Seriously, if you are dressing up and wearing sandals, you can use the dreaded fake fingernails. Some brands have a thumbnail that is large enough. Just make sure you use the ones with the adhesive tape. Don’t try this with hose, though.
dose bastids! it sowns liek a bad cays uv pedjudiss to me…
i haytz payin fur pedikurz ennywaes. is a nyss treet wuns in a wyl, but teh munnies r bettur spent awn fings liek buks n beerz n such. oh, an cheezburgers fur teh kittehs.
Wayz ta goez Marie. No can getz infecshunz from feetz if warez latex glovz.
Mah gf at werk has not a big toe nail – after she went fer pedicure… She finks mebbe dey not be cleanin dere bukkits gud (Ah mean who has a bukkit n not keepz it clean? dere many peoplez who not has a bukkit…oh where waz I?)…so dah moral of dah storee – is ah r PEDI-CURED. Joo go to gud playce Marie, dun be worryin bout demz, dey stoopy fo sho….srsly stoopy.
Useta werk wif a laydee who didna hab enny big toenales. She sed her podiatrist gibs her sum kinda artificial nail to maek her look finished. Doan noes da detales, an I doan werk dere ennymoar.
Wat color paw-lish u want? Sexi french tipz onli 5 dollah moar!
Yes indeed sillyannz!
yo kamra dood, y doan yu kum closr an smel da frikkin cheez?
ceiling cat iz awn psych kowch gettin vurrtigo ferapee.
invizibul quik-dri nail polish macheen – kitteh watching Judj Greg Mathiz whail nailz dri!
did i say nailz? i ment clawz of course!
aw kitteh, u r so purrty u has no needs fur byooty industriez.
If u would liek to c sum lolferrets, go heer:
http://au.blog.360.yahoo.com/blog-RqTM_joic6_wlvI0IE5ORQoLvPO_?l=6&u=10&mx=10&lmt=5
I can’t neber get pics axepted heere.
au naturelle – bcaws ur worf it.
pett-e-cure -the -e-cure, just pett!
Pink insides of eers matsch pink nosie – now getzing pink polish to go with dem.
Hey, those sheets are from Ikea! I recognize dem…
yup, i haz those in PINK at home.
Mr. DeMille
Iz redy for my closeup
Give-a-me-dee-air-brusha-style.