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zee power uv mai heepnotizm… it commandedz u. luk intu mai aiz
. . .andz sees what ar I can be hasing. U will bring teh chzbrgrs to meh. U will bathez kitteh harbls. U will make’s nuther chzbrgr. Oar mebbe I’s slashing ur socks agin.
NAO.
Bathe meh! Teh wai I bathes mehseff. WIFF UR TUNG!!
NUH-UH.
I has a flavr … kinda sux, akshooly, but u’ll get usd to it. An doan forget mai butt.
iz dat a dare?
youze b askin *me* or kitteh?
if youze askinz *kitteh*: you’z BERRY braive!
*impressyzed*
Dat kitteh done gone an got touched inna hed.
he akshluy WAWNT a baf.
Werld is topsee turrvee.
Dat jus nawt rite.
I ar agrees. Wut kittehs wantz bathes? last timez I gaves mah kitteh a bathes, he slasheds mah armz.
dat kitteh is Maine Coon. he luvs waters.
HYOOJ Maine Coon! or tiny sink
Maine coons R hyooj. evrywun knoes dat.
I haz mane koonz, even biggst is nawt DAT bigg!! N hez 23 poundz. Muss be tinee sink.
Dat kitteh duznt eben fit inna sink!!!! OH NOES!!! Think of teh poor sinks!!
Yeah, and dat liquid soap you got dere? Dat not gonna be enuff for dis ginormi-floof kitteh either.
Too. Much. Floof! O_o
Wud lub to b plmmer soez Iz can getz teh call wen kitteh hare stopzes up sink!
OHNOES !!! think of the lolsinks !!!
that is big cat in tiny sink.
he bee hyooge
hiz nam gotta bee Golyath or Sasquatch or el Grande or …..
Mebbee Bruizer
Moby Cat
Thor teh Thunder Cat … behemoth of teh baffroom
Titanic! (iz mented to be un-sink-able)
We has a Mayn Coon dis big an his niknaym IS El Grande!
(His reel naym’s Ernie.)
Floofybutt Mouseripper
Himz a jellicl cat!
yeah, I got nothing.
I mean, what can you say to that much attitude?
turn on the water and stand back I guess.
Either that is a dollhouse sink or that is ONE. BIG. CAT.
It is. I have one just like it and he clocks the scale at 16 lbs. He’s a Maine Coon, largest of the domestic felines and native the US
O sweetie.
Not tryin for teh wun-upmanship, but we gotta 26-pownder. Him’s wun big-a** kitteh.
Box dootee’s lyk kleenin up aftr a pony.
Hai Marie. I am not U., I am D Marie. Jus thot I wood innerduce maiself. Kthxbai.
Hai! That’s funny, I’m Marie D. We’re, like, opposites!
I hab Persian kittehs. Day gots even longer hair but no so big Im thinkin. Big paws doh. Maye dis be Maine Coon Kitteh? Forest Kitteh? What youz tink?
Cud be eder wun. Is hard to tell wit himz scruncheded into sink. I had Main Coon, and am tinkin dis is Forest cat…sumethin abowt teh shape ob teh ruff. Wikipedia tellz me Maine Coons are desc…dec… be coming from Norwegian Forest kittehs bred wit a now extinct domestic breed. BTW, I baffed mai kitteh in kitchin sink, uzin sprayer. Not so hard, acshully. Himz kinda lieked bafs, but onlee when he rilly needed 1. Spent rest of day combing himz and cleanin kitchin, an cleanin me + uzin teh occashunal band-aid. Comb befor baf, too. Dat way, not qwite so big a hairclog. Put a screen strainer over the drayne first, tho. Himz a big sillee, rilly. A big sillee wit claws.
Yah, shape ov nose an da lenth uv fur looks more Forest Cat dan Maine Cool kitteh…. Dey do git LOTS bigger dan Maine Cools…
But Maine Cools are softer and more vocal and funnier, little more easily trained, as far as cats can be trained…. Willem would walk on leash, come when called, sometimez would speak on command too… he was ma awesum boi…
Iz to be looking mah best win ah vizet toekeyoh an meat wif gojirra-san foar cheezburgers.
Gojira FTW!!!!
Cheezburger teh syze uv Oh-wahoo.
Wher Peenawt twinks?
Moooottth-oooo-raaaaaahhhhh!!!
LOL, I jus went to concert of Edgar Winters, BOC, and Deep Purple!!! We had Frankentstein meets Godzilla after Space Truckin with a Highway Star to My Woman Frum Tokayo!
Den der was Smoke on Da Water, an den we came home! Was awesome!!
Can U haz “Made in Japan”?
No showah for me. Bubbles too.
Well theres your problem, its a giant harble in the sink!
get the plunger…
Gigantawr.Wantz.Baff. NAO!
i think we’re gonna need a biggerz sink
or mebbe smawlierz kitteh?
Nah! Needz biggah sink. Iz referenze to Steven Spiel(cheez)burg fillum.
ah, kai!
den most defunutli needz biggerz sink!
JAWS! This kitteh wud has him for a snak!
Kittehz 2 beeg 4
seenk. Mebbeez yuze t3h Baff Tubb
wiff t3h beeg glass doarz
Wattur-Pik Showwur
Mussojj iz t3h best. Kitteh
no can haz eckskaype.
Hoald Kitteh daown wiif
wun handz. Latthur up Kitteh
wiff teh uddur hand
Nawt grayt ideea
Kitteh chaynjez mynd. Hewmin
nawt 2 thrilld, eever
Jack.
Wun handz 2 holed dat BIG of kitteh! Luks lyks a tenz handz job to meh!
kom hiffer, hairless wun…
Bathe me and Bring me to … umm, ME!!
LOLZ
phat kitteh vishes yoo tuh bayth heem. phat kitteh cummandz yoo tuh.
Kitteh gotz lion size pawz. Need hazmat soot to bathe dis kitteh. No thx.
IZ hazmat soot impem…impnez… wontz git hoels initz frum kitteh clazes?
Ma pingerz notz wurkins tooday – I ment “Clawzes”!
Hazmat soot essentshul for gettin reddy to taek kitteh to vet. Udderwize, u stop at emergensee room on way to vet.
Yet…Hazmat soot essentshul fer keepin hoomin blud frum gettin awl ober da car. Keepz it all onna insied.
Akshully, I wud use the chain mail armor 4 dis kitteh!
I be thinkn mebbe kloroform.
a splash of curare in drinkin wawter, purrhappz?
How boutz bikah leadahs? Dey can stopz hoomanz gennin scratchez from slidin 100yds on deyz backz.
yeez, but kan dey stopz hyominz from beein slashed from batheing kitteh?
i daot berry muchly dis.
I noze dey stopz scratches from normal kittehs. no sure abaht Maine Coon Kittehs.
Imajin teh syz ub dem hrbls!!
Oh bee-haaayv!
GargantuKitteh sez, “Ur water-wurld theem park duz nawt impress meh. I trais to go daown teh slidez an dey goes skwish insted uv splish.”
Invest in Drain-o! That is one big hairball (not harblz) waiting to happen…
Sink? There is no sink here. You are mistaken.
Giganticat DARES yoo to trun on teh tap.
OR
where’s mah toofbrush????
Narrator: Ah, yes. And here we have the Giant Floofback Snorglekitteh resting in one of its more unusual habitats, the bathroom sink. Modern kittehlologists believe the Giant Floofback enjoys the cooling effect of the sink on its harbls. Nonetheless, the habitat is threatened by local villagers, who claim the detrimental effect of floof left on their toothbrushes is causing them to hork up harbls of their own.
“kittehlologists”….. can I git a degree in dat? I can has diploma?
I iz finkin we cud awl be gettin owr Masturz in dis. An Doctorcat can teech teh doctorit coors!
Just fink… a holl sillybus… Stend teechin Trollz 101; BonzoGal awn teh Fine Art uv spittin loldrinx; JD awn teh po’tree; gothkitteh awn klassik lit; TINA awn teh lolpunnees; gawd, teh list cud go awn furever!!!
I cans be Deen uv Cheezmanities??? har har har
LOL Silly. care trollz can haz detenshun?
yah… dey has to kleen owt teh publik litterboxes, wyl bein lekshoord awn propurr kitteh caer, an de wurst punnishmint uv awl… dey CANT TAWK.
Or we cooldz zupergloo dere thumz togedder?
oh!oh!oh! kin i teechez da fyne art ub horking? hork… i lurbs dat werd. heh.
LOL – wun uv mah faves too!
is onamata… onamatuh… sownds rly funnee.
*sigh* Teh gud lit jobs be taken. I noes, ken I be reserch lolbrarian?
o purrfect! we is also needin speshulists in Russian kultur, grillin burgrz, troll licensing, um, and napz. u is avaylubbl mebbe?
must… stop… ichcing… is vry addictive, dis site. *sigh* kthxbai
Ai no dat’s troo… mai husbin is a ICHC-widower…
Elfinugget kin b teh Prof. uv Lecksikographee, an uv coars Cheez n’ Tofu r teh Deeens. Dis is a verree presteejeeyus yooniversitee.
Seward foar t’Russian kulture!! In soviet russia, ICHC Yoonivurrsitee goes to yoo! . . . . . ?
an Pittypat foar Alliterature!
I kenz du napz-i bery bery gud at dem.
Zo amz I. We can haz jobsharez?
Wez ken do taht-U napz haf da tiems an I naps haf da tiems-dat GRATE job!!
I kin teech musiclology, how to balance on fence while keepin naybor goggies awake wif ma bootiful yowlin an howlin! Also balls wif bells inside orchestra directer!!!
dis will be best skool EBER! nobudee will want to be skippin dere classiz.
“OK, fur todae’s kwiz, u has to fink uv three smarta$$ responsiz to teh posted fotos. u can has bonus poynts if u brings meh chzburger.”
I wull be happee to leed teh Fizziks classes, an mebbe Catasthenics. I am verree gud at Fizzing. an if Catasthenics doesnt rekwire more than layin in teh sun I am gud at that tu. Will need assistunts if I hasta demonstraet putting hind leg ovur hed, tho.
ROTFLMAO!!! FTW!! sillyannz iz silly!!
Aye lol’ded!
I has made mah owns floof, it ar poobs. Let Snorglekittehs hasing sink, I’s alredy make horking harbls. Sides, kitteh ar peesed. Let lil’ woogumz shleep oar bathes, I’s brushs teeth ‘nuther timez.
WIN!!1!
I sawed dis Spa ad on da intermet. Day sas “Sooooo cheap. Only two cheezburges” Cheep is rite! I even haz to give myself message! Phooey. Dis beloe Spa Kitteh’s standards!
I ar tiny kitn.
Ownlee in ur mind kitteh, ownlee in UR mind!
Oh, my Maine Coon Emerson luked just like this, down to the bi-culur noze! An he thinked he was a tiny kitn too (evun tho he weyd 23 pounds.) He wuz alwaies fallin into and off things cuz he had no idee how big his feets were. He wuz a cat of verree littul brane, but teh sweetest luver-boy ever. He wud plup down at yer feet and roll over to hav his belleh snorgled and purr liek a deesel enjin. He gotted dibeetus in his ol age and had to hav insulins every day but never complayned. He been waitin at teh rainbow bridj (probly fell off it wunse or twise) for 6 yeers now an I still miss him.
Himz sownds so awsum… an Emerson is a grate Coon naem! I luvs teh imaj uv hims fallin awf teh Rainbow Bridge an hoppin back awn agen. “O, dat? I ment to do dat. U snorgle mah tummeh nao?”
“And peel me a anchovee wile ur at it.”
My harbls. You will bathe them.
SnorgleKitteh ar wantings chzbrgr, sink ar held ransum. Harbls washings AFTER hoomans makes’ ‘nuther chzbrgr.
i iz in ur baffroom sink, cloggin up ur pipez!!!
Sink konkurd. Nex step? Terlet!
My kitteh Callisto LUBBED da terlet! Once wen him waz wittle kitten himz herd me plush teh terlet. Himz come runninz az fasted az himz can – weeles spinin on hardwud flor – jumps on terlt seet & landz SPLASH in teh wahterz!! 1 nano-sekens layter – wets kitteh fwys down hall n unner te bedz!
Poor bebe! LOL
Ho ho! Brings back a memory … was soaking in the tub and my sister’s cat let her curiosity get the better of her (no matter how many times we warn them … sheesh! they never learn)… she did a butt wiggle and leapt into the tub … whereupon she levitated – I kid you not – LEVITATED above the water and, like a flash, was gone. Like a cartoon kitty, there was this *blur* where a cat should be. WHOOSH!
LOL – my cat did that once when I was a kid. I never managed to figure out how she actually leapt off the surface of the water instead of touching the bottom of the tub, but I swear, that’s what she did.
And for the remaining 17 years of her life, she never entered the bathroom again. Srsly. Risk-aversive kitteh.
sinkronized non swimming!
Ayla levitated once when she jumped into the snow. I only remember her jumping in -never saw her jump out! I knew she’d been there only because of the pawprints!
Dat’s so kewt! I alwayz laffs at Jack Fate wen himz wantin to go plae in teh snow. “Silleh kitteh, dat wyt stuff is awl cold an wet. Trust meh, u DO NOT WANT.” Den himz goes an stretches owt akross teh radeeyatur, wachin teh snoflaekz fawl…
why I git feelin dat teh capshun is ment too soun lyke “Bite Me”? Dat teh look on kettehs face. Der’s a lil bit of “I dare ya” in der two. Dat wun intimidatenen kitteh.
intimidashun kitteh lookz slightly stoned – WTF!
you sed it befoar I cood. Dat jus luks liek “Go ahed…try it, hairless”
oh STOP it gurlfrendz, i has NO beleeves u did wot? U TWAMP! I’s dun theenk u gaves it up foar only lil’ chzbrgr.
I wudz of held out fur a whopper wif cheez!
nao DAT shud be kitteh’s naem – Teh Whoppur!
now…THAT’S a CAT!! all obers is jus immertashions///
Me tinks that must be Maine Coon Kitteh
WARSH PLZ!!
World’s biggest drain clog…….
yikez…! wut a big kitteh! Yes, kitteh iz Maine Coon. He haz had 2 meneez cheezburgrs!
I used to have a Maine Coon, and the sink was his favorite place to hang out. However, he hated to get wet. They are a huge breed. I’d get another one in a heartbeat.
–Stef
I is stuck gots plunger?
Needz BIG plungar.
OMG – is dat ur hayr or did ur neck throe up?!… O… iz cat in sink…. Aaaaaahh… ai haz to go wawk my crabs naow. kthxbai.
kitteh, i’z sowwy to tellz u dis, but dere be no room in dat sink to put ur baf wadder. jus’ sayin.
Dat is one big kitteh! Not as big as ragdoll kitteh at teh petshop…he lay on 40-lb. bag of puppeh food, and completely cover it. Cuddnt even lift him. I go, “HRRRGGHHH!!!” and he go, “whatevs.” and roll ova.
There’s more than one surprise in this sink.
Kitteh CHEEZECAKE!
Doan be needin no cheezeburger.
He Is Mad Cat. Mad Cat Likes Baths!
that’s either one big cat or one small sink…
that’s either one big cat or one small sink…