Comments on: We getz dem frm squirlz

By: RRR

RRR — Sun, 30 Dec 2007 23:54:13 +0000

Put a webkinz on there and have a cat be lookin’ at it

By: slythwolf

slythwolf — Mon, 13 Aug 2007 22:41:26 +0000

Mischievous GrednForge kittehs are mischievous.

By: D Marie

D Marie — Mon, 13 Aug 2007 20:11:45 +0000

LOL “near-urth meetyors.” We haz Sweet Gum trees. Missels are liter wayt, but spiky. After dey land, den we callz dem caltrops (a spiked weapon that always lands with a spike upwards to puncture feet or tires) for teh obveeous reazons.

By: Duffy

Duffy — Mon, 13 Aug 2007 19:48:17 +0000

We had dese in owr yard tu also, and appul tree that leened ovur back pattyo. Sum seesuns yu needed to wear hardhat to sit out dere becuz of teh near-urth meetyors.
Mah bruther sed teh skwurls aimed them, lak in “Mutts”, but I didn beleev him till wun day I saw a skwurl hit our loldog amidships when the poor pup wasn evun undur a tree.

By: Ryaneasy

Ryaneasy — Mon, 13 Aug 2007 18:09:32 +0000

Oh Noez! the Kit-eees gotz Nuts!

By: tallian

tallian — Mon, 13 Aug 2007 13:58:05 +0000

wtf. Teh intarwebz really haetz me today.

By: tallian

tallian — Mon, 13 Aug 2007 13:57:09 +0000

Dis wuz suppozed to be up with teh skwirl that throo teh tomatoe. Teh intarwebz haetz me today.

By: tallian

tallian — Mon, 13 Aug 2007 13:49:54 +0000

Mai fren, hoo is a vegan an lurves teh aminals, wuns acksidentlee hit a akwirl with her car. She kraied an kraied, an berried it in her bak-yard. Wen she wuz dun, a different skwirl throo a walnut at her hed, an stared at her. Made her feel eben worss.

We maeks up fur it now by feedin teh skwirls lots ov bred and froots. Dey laik us nao.

By: brainfire

brainfire — Mon, 13 Aug 2007 11:47:49 +0000

cheezburger mummies! dat’s de bestus wun. WIN!1!

By: paws4thot

paws4thot — Mon, 13 Aug 2007 09:32:17 +0000

I can haz skwirllburger?

By: paws4thot

paws4thot — Mon, 13 Aug 2007 09:27:35 +0000

I not darez drinkz wen reedin dis site. Too maee LOLhumonz!

By: B!

B! — Mon, 13 Aug 2007 08:37:25 +0000

I dood dat, ma dokter gived me dese lil pink pillz….

By: B!

B! — Mon, 13 Aug 2007 08:36:31 +0000

Iz on Oriyuns belt!!!

By: B!

B! — Mon, 13 Aug 2007 08:34:27 +0000

Dat IZ EBIL!!!!

Swirlz here alwayz get ma ponygranits. I happy to shayr sum wif da skwirtls, but dey eats dem ALL, onlee leevs sum peeces fur birdses. I try to put tings on da tree to skeer da skwirtls frum eatin dem, liek cds or net, but skwirtls not cayr, dey jus take ma ponygranits

By: B!

B! — Mon, 13 Aug 2007 08:31:55 +0000

Hmm, an den dey be all roasted nyce when mommy gets dem out frum unner da fridge!!!!

Cuz dats where all sokker ballz go when kittehs play!

By: Jude

Jude — Mon, 13 Aug 2007 07:39:42 +0000

eevul skwiwlz, laik in Terabitheya.

By: ManfredMom

ManfredMom — Mon, 13 Aug 2007 01:13:14 +0000

Tank u fur my ebening giggle! LOL!!

By: cat butt squirrel butt

cat butt squirrel butt — Mon, 13 Aug 2007 00:52:52 +0000

I fink so, Bonzo …

By: Gladys

Gladys — Sun, 12 Aug 2007 22:59:15 +0000

den cleerly sqwrlz has not droppded nutz on yr hed. Be fankful.

By: BonzoGal

BonzoGal — Sun, 12 Aug 2007 21:25:35 +0000

Sqwirl buttz is off-kamera?

By: BonzoGal

BonzoGal — Sun, 12 Aug 2007 21:22:04 +0000

ROFL, u maed me spit tee on mah desk!

By: mumrik

mumrik — Sun, 12 Aug 2007 20:43:18 +0000

happerintli i *iz*?!

dis kannot b good fing!

but mai abbatar (pingwin & polrbare) is kool.

but, noes…

*sai*

By: cat butt squirrel butt

cat butt squirrel butt — Sun, 12 Aug 2007 20:31:21 +0000

Dere is squirlz an kittehs bofe refurrud 2 in dis wun!! Dat maykes CBSB vrey vrey happeecat.

By: umbringer

umbringer — Sun, 12 Aug 2007 20:25:56 +0000

u mean brgrz? I has no seen starz

By: cat butt squirrel butt

cat butt squirrel butt — Sun, 12 Aug 2007 20:21:32 +0000

OMG, mumrik!! U b 2 diffurants lolcats? I b 2, 2 (juss in wun nayme)

By: mumrik

mumrik — Sun, 12 Aug 2007 19:56:09 +0000

LOLZ
y, fank yoo!

By: mumrik

mumrik — Sun, 12 Aug 2007 19:54:48 +0000

ZOMG – wut r yoo (aka ai) doinz here???

By: mumrik

mumrik — Sun, 12 Aug 2007 18:58:01 +0000

zen: BEEE de nut.

By: Turkeyburger (no relation)

Turkeyburger (no relation) — Sun, 12 Aug 2007 18:40:31 +0000

Teh house I growed up in, had black walnut treez in naybores yard. (If u are not familiar with teh black walnuts, dey is about teh size of regular walnutz, but dey also has a thick green, almost leathery cover on dem as well. Dey are kinda smelly and cover is kinda oily which will permanently stain ur clothes if u get it on u, and if u happen to hit wun while u are riding ur bike, it wuz liek somewun kikked ur front wheel sideways. Do not want). Needless to say, naybore had lots of teh skwirlz in hiz yard. Teh walnutz grows in clumps on teh treez, and when teh skwirlz takes wun usually 3 or 4 others wud drop off teh branch. On a gud yeer dese things wud grow almos to teh size of a tennizbl. If u were luckee, when teh skwirlz dropped dem, u wud heer dem hit teh leefs on teh way down–u knew u had about 1 secont to GET OWT OF TEH WAY befoar SMACKO!

By: cat butt squirrel butt

cat butt squirrel butt — Sun, 12 Aug 2007 17:54:28 +0000

nutty porfsz WIN!

By: SJ

SJ — Sun, 12 Aug 2007 17:04:51 +0000

Skwirlz iz EEVILS!!!

I can has dose Kittehs? Kittehs so much kewt. Hed splode.

By: Menopaws

Menopaws — Sun, 12 Aug 2007 16:43:30 +0000

wascally wodents! nuts to ‘em!

By: terry g

terry g — Sun, 12 Aug 2007 16:33:40 +0000

Instant diabetes! Sugar overload! HALP! Five starz!

(And I do not give starz lightly…)

By: Sabretoof

Sabretoof — Sun, 12 Aug 2007 16:07:08 +0000

Wut tha?! Awww noes! Teh cabul wen owt! Ah trai chanjin teh channulz.

By: Sabretoof

Sabretoof — Sun, 12 Aug 2007 15:51:07 +0000

Noes, dats troo. Ah red it in teh book “Johnnee Cheezbergrseed”.

By: D.R.

D.R. — Sun, 12 Aug 2007 15:28:32 +0000

We’s pleyin poole

Whar did we put oure kyoo?

By: Allen

Allen — Sun, 12 Aug 2007 15:08:14 +0000

kittehs can bend it like beckam!

By: Turkeyburger (no relation)

Turkeyburger (no relation) — Sun, 12 Aug 2007 14:53:33 +0000

In Soviet Russia, nuts have you…

By: Turkeyburger (no relation)

Turkeyburger (no relation) — Sun, 12 Aug 2007 14:52:27 +0000

Teh Walnut League place-kicking team sets up to score the extra point. Score is nao Teh Gingerfloof Kyoots elevnty-thousand, Asploding Hedz zero…

By: G

Sun, 12 Aug 2007 14:19:16 +0000

Best plaz to heid dem peeps 4 teh MIB (nawt real kitteh NEway iz from sum udder plaz)

By: ManfredMom

ManfredMom — Sun, 12 Aug 2007 13:49:48 +0000

Same luk on my kittehs faces wens dey begs fur wat Iz hbbin & all dey getz is froots or vejjees. Lyks “Dats not fuds!! Hows u eets dis nassy stuffsez!”

By: ManfredMom

ManfredMom — Sun, 12 Aug 2007 13:45:12 +0000

I towt she waz nutz – nots 8 dem!

By: whiskers

whiskers — Sun, 12 Aug 2007 13:28:38 +0000

mai husbands gramma sez she was wakin under a tre in her yrd, n got hit bai a tommmato. it waz dropped bai teh squerls. it waz her own tommmato.

By: typingisnotactivism

typingisnotactivism — Sun, 12 Aug 2007 13:02:21 +0000

“gawdammit. wot a stupee playss to drop dat pendant. found ennyting yet?”
“Duh! iz jusst lots ov nutz. Hoo putz a kitteh in charge ov a frikkin galaksee ennywayz?”

By: typingisnotactivism

typingisnotactivism — Sun, 12 Aug 2007 12:52:56 +0000

an Pawis Hilton. She eetz nutz to get faymuss. Ai saw awn interweb. She gifteds. She woz awn Moeeesha.

By: mumrik

mumrik — Sun, 12 Aug 2007 11:33:46 +0000

“porfsz”?

“porfessurz” i’z meening!

mah gawd – i’z b needin de breakfaster!
*goes to find some nom nom nom*

By: mumrik

mumrik — Sun, 12 Aug 2007 11:31:19 +0000

nutty porfsz doin sperimunt.
sgoin greyt, hakshuli.

By: umbringer

umbringer — Sun, 12 Aug 2007 11:17:46 +0000

MAH NUTZ.

THEY HAS THEM.

By: Nathan

Nathan — Sun, 12 Aug 2007 09:21:41 +0000

WIN!! Teh Kittehs just made mah day…<3

By: D.R.

D.R. — Sun, 12 Aug 2007 08:46:27 +0000

Kittehs set up fer a nyse gaim ov bocce

Spoink, i wins

U start ober agin