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Cheezburger Network Blog
bee keerful liddel kittehs… skwirls be lurkin for deys fud!
an Pawis Hilton. She eetz nutz to get faymuss. Ai saw awn interweb. She gifteds. She woz awn Moeeesha.
I towt she waz nutz – nots 8 dem!
craftee skwirls told teh kittehs dat deze were cheezburger seeds — plant dem in da spreeng, an bai summur u will have tall, byootifull bloomeeng cheezburger plants!
o, kittehs. u wuz trikkd.
o, gothkitteh. u is phunnee.
ZOMGZ GOTHKITTEH I LUFFZ YU.
Noes, dats troo. Ah red it in teh book “Johnnee Cheezbergrseed”.
ROFL, u maed me spit tee on mah desk!
I not darez drinkz wen reedin dis site. Too maee LOLhumonz!
Hardz rowndz fings nawt fude
Nawt gooshee or krunchee. Hoo
wantz 2 eetz deez fingz?
Hewminz say thayr “Nutz”
Kynd ub lyke an aig. Oanlee
wiff a harder shell
Maykz neet sownd wenz dey
hits 2geffur. Mebbee we needz
a grayt beeg hammur?
Jack.
Not fud. Is to be playing teh soccer. Gotz lots of extry’s if…. when dey git losted.
Hmm, an den dey be all roasted nyce when mommy gets dem out frum unner da fridge!!!!
Cuz dats where all sokker ballz go when kittehs play!
dey be lil ainshunt cheezburger mummies? dey wuz smallah bak den…
cheezburger mummies! dat’s de bestus wun. WIN!1!
R dey lolnuts?
dey is now
We iz vry vry well-mannurd kittehs. Mommeh tawted us to alwayz play wif owr fud.
Des r teh borin, tho. Dey nawt tries to esscape!
Skwirlz r teh skweewy!
NEVAH twust teh skwirlz!
Dem r nutz.
LOOKAWT IT R TWAP!
PEW PEWPEWPEW PEW! *nutz flyin from tweez*
Taek covurrr! OWCH!
DAMN U SKWEEWY SKWIRLZ!
Venganz. I will has it.
mai husbands gramma sez she was wakin under a tre in her yrd, n got hit bai a tommmato. it waz dropped bai teh squerls. it waz her own tommmato.
Skwirlz iz EEVILS!!!
I can has dose Kittehs? Kittehs so much kewt. Hed splode.
Teh house I growed up in, had black walnut treez in naybores yard. (If u are not familiar with teh black walnuts, dey is about teh size of regular walnutz, but dey also has a thick green, almost leathery cover on dem as well. Dey are kinda smelly and cover is kinda oily which will permanently stain ur clothes if u get it on u, and if u happen to hit wun while u are riding ur bike, it wuz liek somewun kikked ur front wheel sideways. Do not want). Needless to say, naybore had lots of teh skwirlz in hiz yard. Teh walnutz grows in clumps on teh treez, and when teh skwirlz takes wun usually 3 or 4 others wud drop off teh branch. On a gud yeer dese things wud grow almos to teh size of a tennizbl. If u were luckee, when teh skwirlz dropped dem, u wud heer dem hit teh leefs on teh way down–u knew u had about 1 secont to GET OWT OF TEH WAY befoar SMACKO!
We had dese in owr yard tu also, and appul tree that leened ovur back pattyo. Sum seesuns yu needed to wear hardhat to sit out dere becuz of teh near-urth meetyors.
Mah bruther sed teh skwurls aimed them, lak in “Mutts”, but I didn beleev him till wun day I saw a skwurl hit our loldog amidships when the poor pup wasn evun undur a tree.
LOL “near-urth meetyors.” We haz Sweet Gum trees. Missels are liter wayt, but spiky. After dey land, den we callz dem caltrops (a spiked weapon that always lands with a spike upwards to puncture feet or tires) for teh obveeous reazons.
eevul skwiwlz, laik in Terabitheya.
Dat IZ EBIL!!!!
Swirlz here alwayz get ma ponygranits. I happy to shayr sum wif da skwirtls, but dey eats dem ALL, onlee leevs sum peeces fur birdses. I try to put tings on da tree to skeer da skwirtls frum eatin dem, liek cds or net, but skwirtls not cayr, dey jus take ma ponygranits
Mai fren, hoo is a vegan an lurves teh aminals, wuns acksidentlee hit a akwirl with her car. She kraied an kraied, an berried it in her bak-yard. Wen she wuz dun, a different skwirl throo a walnut at her hed, an stared at her. Made her feel eben worss.
We maeks up fur it now by feedin teh skwirls lots ov bred and froots. Dey laik us nao.
Dis wuz suppozed to be up with teh skwirl that throo teh tomatoe. Teh intarwebz haetz me today.
wtf. Teh intarwebz really haetz me today.
wascally wodents! nuts to ‘em!
Kittehs be tryin out fur teh sokker tem.
Nuts ta dis! we am wanting teh cheezburgers naow!
r u shur thees r gud nutz?
Kayrfull. Iz tikking. Call kitteh bom skwad.
Wy dey nawt fuzzeh? We thunkd dey wer harblz?
Wun man’s fud is anudder man’s roley toy.
Dese not cheezburgers? Aww nuts!
sokker? I tot we was bowlin-
ans were is da cheezburgers anyhows?
nutty porfesr kittehs b doin spermunt.
goin great, haxuli.
ZOMG – wut r yoo (aka ai) doinz here???
OMG, mumrik!! U b 2 diffurants lolcats? I b 2, 2 (juss in wun nayme)
happerintli i *iz*?!
dis kannot b good fing!
but mai abbatar (pingwin & polrbare) is kool.
but, noes…
*sai*
Kittehs set up fer a nyse gaim ov bocce
Spoink, i wins
U start ober agin
WIN!! Teh Kittehs just made mah day…<3
MAH NUTZ.
THEY HAS THEM.
nutty porfsz doin sperimunt.
sgoin greyt, hakshuli.
nutty porfsz WIN!
LOLZ
y, fank yoo!
“porfsz”?
“porfessurz” i’z meening!
mah gawd – i’z b needin de breakfaster!
*goes to find some nom nom nom*
“gawdammit. wot a stupee playss to drop dat pendant. found ennyting yet?”
“Duh! iz jusst lots ov nutz. Hoo putz a kitteh in charge ov a frikkin galaksee ennywayz?”
Best plaz to heid dem peeps 4 teh MIB (nawt real kitteh NEway iz from sum udder plaz)
Iz on Oriyuns belt!!!
Same luk on my kittehs faces wens dey begs fur wat Iz hbbin & all dey getz is froots or vejjees. Lyks “Dats not fuds!! Hows u eets dis nassy stuffsez!”
Teh Walnut League place-kicking team sets up to score the extra point. Score is nao Teh Gingerfloof Kyoots elevnty-thousand, Asploding Hedz zero…
In Soviet Russia, nuts have you…
zen: BEEE de nut.
I dood dat, ma dokter gived me dese lil pink pillz….
kittehs can bend it like beckam!
We’s pleyin poole
Whar did we put oure kyoo?
Wut tha?! Awww noes! Teh cabul wen owt! Ah trai chanjin teh channulz.
Instant diabetes! Sugar overload! HALP! Five starz!
(And I do not give starz lightly…)
u mean brgrz? I has no seen starz
den cleerly sqwrlz has not droppded nutz on yr hed. Be fankful.
Tank u fur my ebening giggle! LOL!!
Dere is squirlz an kittehs bofe refurrud 2 in dis wun!! Dat maykes CBSB vrey vrey happeecat.
Sqwirl buttz is off-kamera?
I fink so, Bonzo …
I can haz skwirllburger?
Oh Noez! the Kit-eees gotz Nuts!
Mischievous GrednForge kittehs are mischievous.
Put a webkinz on there and have a cat be lookin’ at it