Shush…
I iz incognito. . .
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pfft kiddeh u sucks at hiding, dem are bearz n elefantz
U dont luk like ET. U shur u on teh rite set?
ooo i was so rite dere wif u. we can has grate mindz?
Me 3. Yez we haz grate mindz.
Dis is toughest audieenz I ever has. Da bearz and elefunts just sits there, doan laff at my jokes or clap. And da kitteh staring at me not laffing either. Maybe if I pulls cheezeburgers out of my hat, dey likes dat?
i iz sekrit ajent kitteh awn misshun fur Babar. Don’t tell, k?
iz rescyoooin kween Celeste! yay!
if dey caint seez me I caint seez me I caint seez dem!
wait…whut?
“ai seez u, but yoo no b seein me – kaws i has inkognisibility!”
*singing SLIGHTLY modified barney song*
and if they can’t see you, they can’t wash you.
iksakli.
*ebil grinn*
Kitteh needs a towel over himz hed – den teh Ravenus Bugblatter Beest of Traal can’t see himz.
Hangeeng owt wiff herz
plushee sylent frendz. Kitteh
hoapz nawt 2 B seen
Kitteh maydz Beeg Noyz
Plant an vayz caym krasheeng daown
Prittee Wun’s upset
Dis wurkd 4 E.T.
But nawt dis tyme. Luukz lyke no
Cheezburgrz 2nyte
Jack.
Aww – pur kitteh! Iz sneeks u cheezburger!
Hi 2 Jack frum Manfred & Ayla! deys waytin fur chins rubz frum u!
Iz gib dem rubz cawse I noes u sendz dem!
Hi, ManfredMom:
Chinz rubz for Manfred an Ayla cuz dayr payshunt an payshunss iz a gud fing.
Jack.
Dayr payshunt fur ebryting spet fur din din!
Dey send der purrss!
OOPSie – dats “sept” , notz “spet”!
Sooo nice to have poet in da house. You right high koo? Posts have Zen feel. You speak lolDharma?
Iz likesz Haikuz? Jack can haz Sushiburger?
dis whut we sayz bout our kittehs awl de time. Tey tinks we doan see dem, but we do.
I iz teh Keemastur. Iz u teh Gaytkeepur? …Cuz I askd awl dese guiz, an dey woan’t eben tawk to meh.
sowry what? waer is da lolcat? camoflased berry well
U gav urself awah kitty, ur two kewt to be wit teh stuffiez!
i’s chillaxin wit my homiez: bear, woyal efelant, and PIKACHU!
my pikachu. i chooses him.
qween CATherine uv Aragawn’s ladeez-in-wayteeng, incloodeeng close confeedawnt Babar uv Celesteville, consoul herz followeeng herz deevorss frum Keeng Hinry VIII bai sayeeng, “o hei, it cudda bin wurss — u cudda bin decrapinated laik dat slut Anne Boleyn!”
“no head for you tonite Henry, my neck iz frikkin killin me”
“that gives this turkeystained nonce of a monarch a great idea”
lol…decrapinated!
u b incowut, kitteh?
aaah – de haidinz!
won’t tell ENNIWUN – i swarez!
I b stuft kitteh. Dere iz noe reesun 2 goe 2 vet. I alreddys has noe harbls.
you’re where? in cognito? where’s that? kitty I can’t see you
*LOLZ*
dat b berry neer if ur in visible!
*me, doin pointinz to map*
I don’t noz where “Cognito” is too, but the residents look stiff and stuffy to me. Kitteh, come home!
In Cognito? Dat be where Al Fresco and Al Dente livez
I wondered where they had moved to… does Lavese Las Manos live there too?
OMG… I should so totally change my screen name to ‘Lavese Las Manos, and his tiny orchestra” …
Dis Way yummy post. Nom nom nom!
lookit! I sees a lolrus!
But i noes see bukkit! Orphanant haz bbukkit maybees?
If we be vewy kwiet mebbe bratty kid won’t see us.
“Yes offisir, its dat one on da left, im sure of it…”
o my gosh! itz anuthr luv that dare nawt speek itz naym.
One varietee of herder, teh burger border Kitteh, getz in front of teh aminalz an uses wat iz kalled teh “strong eye” to stare them down until they retreef burgerz an then line up on teh bench til kitteh getz hungree agin.
Aww, how cute, kitteh’z tryin to “herd” me. Oh . . . uh . . . er . . .
Sushi . . .
I iz in california roll. . .
i lurvz u gaiz.
Oh, hai! Whut, dis not poopin’ place? Oh, um…teh Loliphant did it.
DesignerCat looks with distayste at ur unfortunate choice of seat cover…
Adorable foto!!! Five starz.
Mai minions … they’re baaaaaak.
I can phonez home?
SURRENDER! dis ish my armie!
Oh,,,,kitta,,,U B as bad at hydnseek as mah Po… Himz goes n hides,,,says com findz me…. I says Po,,,,,’wer r U???’ n himz answers,,,’Merow’….. Soooo EZ being the lolcat findr round here…lawlz////
waitin fur barmuhn tuh surve muh and mah frendz. we wants pizzy to ghet
He iz my kitteh! He blogs for me sometimez when he iz not hidingz.
Him haz a grayt emo hayrcut! Him a kewl kitteh!
Haves anyonez seed a calikao kitteh aneewherez?
i swearz littl hyumin if u tuch anee ov maih frendz i wil scrach ur aiz owt. kthxbai.
This looks almost identical to my cat O__O
No moar for me, thanx, I’m stuffed.
omg. u seam to haz me in stitchz! dat joek woz berree filling. awlmost moar dan ai cud bear.
wut duz incognito meen?
lol thats sooo cute i wish my kitty did dat
don tell Babar u saw me hear wit hiz wife