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That has to be the BEST picture and caption combination on this website.
no lols for me here…
enable Show Pictures den
This baby kitteh can have absolutely anything she wantz!
dis is one ov mah faveritz. mostlee becuz ov teh cats face and da randemniss of it
I luvs when teh little wuns get all concentratey-liek…”must find out what this is foar”
like he did with the other leefs. tahts y they all has holes in them. he concentrated too hard, and his cuteness burned holes in them
FLUFFEEEEEEEEE! Must go {{{THUD}}} now!!
Yoar hed a splode.
>kerpow!splat<
kitteh’s kewtness kannot b kontayned.
mah hed asplodez from teh kewt.
Kyoot kitteh sabes hims hyoomin by katchin da skayreey ikkle shop ob horororrs creepeey plantee schneekin undre kechen taybell!
p
Yay! Goe taem kitteh!!
Kitteh too cute.
Ptittee Wun kollecktz
Wunderfull plantz an flowwurz
And thay’r awll 4 Me!
Lawng spindlee branch lyke
a Tree. Feelz so soff an smuthe
in mie liddil pawz
T3h Beeg leef feelz awll
waxxee an slikk. Bettah tahn
shynee Magazeenz
Kitteh Konundrum
I noez tayst. Prawbubblee iz
awll nastee an “Pleh!”
Jack.
lieks dat brawkolee stufs pleh pleh!!!
Moar than de vine
I haz a Ivee. What I do wif it?
sarkastigirl, this is the best comment I’ve read in a long time. I’ve been thinking about it and laughing over how adorable and cute it is. 5 stars. Bravo.
iz mine.
NAWT YOURS!!!
Horticultur cat is horticultural!!!!
OMG dat is one of teh kyootest kittehs EVAH!!1!1!
mine.
Bottiny kat iz bottannikul!!
U kotched it, U kleanz it!
liklilkliklikliklik! Leef all shinee nao! Need drynk uv wadder…brb…
Iz has grenz frz de cheezburger!
OMG… i wishiz dat kitteh wuz mine! scuze me wyle i kleen mai puter skreen nao. splosion, ya no.
Ahhhhhh!! Organzik grenz! Makz zee cheezeburger zee bery bess!
Hmmm. Lets see , Labul sez no tranz fatz. Datz Gud!
Iz hard too mayke LOL capshin wen hed keeps Asplodin. Yoda wud say teh kyootnis is stong wit dis wun.
Mai de kyoot be witshoo!!!
ai tink yoda wud treet diss wun lyke a Tawn Tawn an use intestinz foar warmf in blizurd. but iz kewtness 4shoor. kbai
I iz 2 cute ta be reel….
I iz stuffd nanimel
dat’s what i always be telling you: purrsians be stuffed cats what purr!
Wai duz no one state teh obvious? Ebreting in kitteh’s domayne is to be belonging to teh kitteh. Is law ob nayture.
law ob nayture say dis kitten is ways 2 kutes- weere iz da kittenz noz?
True dat. Eberytings de kittehs, eben de udder leaf dere, judgin by de suspishus pinholes.
That plant is poison for cats
dats o-tay I wonts eat- just play wif
Janet is right – that plant (philodendron) is poison.
all mine! altho… i’m nawt rly shoor i wants it…
kitteh luks so sad dat himz can has teh leef. der r no moar plantz to conkur?
i hope thatz not a philodendron cuz thoze is poizness! seriously, philodendrons are poisonous to cats and dogs
LOLSPEARE ALERT!
bebeh kitteh pondurz himz mortalitee, kwoteeng shaykspeer:
“Deze eiz, dat no longur seez da mowsies,
Wax dim, seeying littel in teh darkness;
Weak shouldurz, overborne wit excess powncing,
And weak clawz, laik 2 a wither’d vine
Dat droopz himz sapless branchiz 2 teh grownd;
Yet r dese feetz unable 2 suppoart old kitteh,
Suffureeng wit dezyre 2 get a cheezburger,
As witting ai no udder kumfurt have.”
*appaws!!* I luvs teh Lolspeare
Brava, Gothkitteh!
*applause*
Anudder grayt Lolspeare!
Jack.
I has a weaf
plant. i has it.
*hedsplode*
hmmm…
lemme see…
if ai pullz REEEL hrd on dis wun…
Consintraytin kitteh is consintraytin.
I’s in ur liveeng ruum
Leevin mah toof an claw marks in ur plant lyf.
Aww leaf me aloan
Iz bein a botaniss
Bigfeets cat has big feets.
and
I is teh abdominable snowkitteh! Feer meez!
i feer ur kyootnis… mayk mah hed asplode much
yes. i traded mai noz 4 xtra bigs pawses
domibinable sno kitteh
Here at Kitteh Wineries, we kats provide the finest in light table wines for your cheezburger nights.
Our president Fluffy McKatafloof selects every grape by paw. Customer satisfaction is our #1 priority. We won’t stop until you say “Nom nom nom.”
I iz Baron Von Nomnomnom, en ah uproovz ov dis messij.
FTW!!!!!!1!!!!
ok– WHAT is FTW?? peeps say it every every day and I no git. :S
newbie
For the Win. Hint: If there is a common expression that you don’t recognize, try typing it in to the search function on Wikipedia. AFK for example means away from keyboard. If that doesn’t get you an answer, then you probably want to ask, because it might be an ICHC thing. Don’t be embarassed to ask, because we are always happy to answer – that is sort of the whole point. You can also join Lolfrenz at Yahoo groups and ask the people there in an email.
Also, if you have a comment and don’t feel up to trying to do it in LOLcat, or if that doesn’t seem appropriate, we can read normal English, too.
D Marie, Refrense LOLbrarian
Awwwwww, so poofy! WANT
But guys, philodendrons are poisonous especially to cats, and I see teeth holes.
http://cal.vet.upenn.edu/poison/plants/ppphilo.htm
Oh noes!1!111 Plants can be toxic to kittehs. Don’t make them catch and eat them or you might be paying a huge vet bill or minus one kitteh! It’s even worse than letting your children stick crayons up their noses!1!11!!
PLZ DONT DO THIS
Is troo, ackshully. But dis pothos is not poysin. Mah kitteh noshes on mine all teh time.
Mah vet told me 2 plant burdseed fur mah kittehs so dey wudn’t nom teh howse plants. I did, but it came up sum kinda grass instedda burds. Kittehs nommed in NEways.
“camed up grass” did it? too funny.
Reely?! I wuz tole to git rid of all mai pothos (by my vet) becuz dey is poysin fer kittehs. I planted liddul pots of grass so kittehs would have greenz to nom (2 planters — one could grow while da udder was gettin nommed)
SERIOUSNESS ALERT: I just checked the ASPCA website and POTHOS IS LISTED AS POISONOUS.
In all seriousness, I do have one of these plants, but it’s out of kitty reach. They’re far more interested in the ferns, but those seem to be non-toxic (except that kitties get shouted at if they try to taste them).
I buyz a boston fern for my bebehs every cupla munths or so an put it on a mat on teh floor – they chooz on it an plays wid it an pretens to hide in it an they luvs it to deth. Totully. Then I takes the corps owtside an plantz is bah my bakdoor – sometymes they even gro.
Good plan, Duffy. I put grass seed (of the nomnomnom variety) in a pot and grow it on the kitchen windowsill for Veronica. It sprouts. She eats it. I replant.
Otherwise, aside from occasional roses, the only flowers or plants I keep inside are really excellent fakes. Non-nomnomnom-able.
De gween wuns… ar… poysin? gak!
Some plants are safe. The one’s this kitteh’s got isn’t. It’s either English ivy or a rhododendron, and both are dangerous. DX
Philodendron, not rhododendron, but YES it is poisonous!
It’s a philodendron.
Here are pictures of English ivy:
http://images.google.com/images?svnum=50&um=1&hl=en&newwindow=1&safe=off&q=english+ivy&btnG=Search+Images
And here are pictures of rhododendron:
http://images.google.com/images?svnum=50&um=1&hl=en&newwindow=1&safe=off&q=rhododendron&btnG=Search+Images
And here are pictures of philodendron.
http://images.google.com/images?svnum=50&um=1&hl=en&newwindow=1&safe=off&q=philodendron&btnG=Search+Images
Philodendrons are listed as “potentially hazardous” but I’ve had cats and philos for absolutely ages, and neither shows any interest whatsoever in the other. Except for knocking over the newly repotted philos while I sleep. Trimming so that the stalks don’t grow so “leggy” and sproingy (as in this photo) will help keep kitty’s interest elsewhere.
And for the record, catnip can also be toxic to cats (in excess). Moderation and common sense, and avoidance of panic, in all things.
Hm. Maybe your cats showed no interest in the philos, but I bet the philos would have nommed on those kittehs if they could!
Seriously, I don’t encourage Shy to eat the pothos (whose name, btw, is Porthos), but now and then I find a chomped leaf, and he’s four years old and none the worse. Maybe there are different species of pothos, or maybe he’s just not eating enough to make him sick?
Hmm. Mebbe dis weaf taste bettah dan teh last one. Dat war teh pleh!
“Yeah look, I’m down here at the set and I’m a bit freaked out. . . . . . Why? . . . We’re shooting a $200 million picture and you even need to ask me that? . . . . look, when I said that we need a lead that women will want take home to star in Tarzan 2008, this is not what I meant.”
total wins and lols!!
It would appear by kittehs fayce dat he alreddy has some experience swinging from teh vines into teh treez…but not so grate, ackshully…
bwa ha! u tink skwishy fayss haz fizzix?
Here is the list of plants that are poisonous to cats – from the Cat Fanciers.
http://www.cfainc.org/articles/plants.html
POTHOS is on the list.
Please to restate this hepful link in a less unassuming, less rashnal, less concise mannr. possiblee wiv hysterics an exaggerformation?
OMG Dat kitteh are at grave risk! Dat plant is poizon if teh kitteh evin lix it!
Dat is uttah irresponsibil and Ize gonna go to oddah sight foa 8 secs as protezt!
Argh! The cute! I’m blind!
Toxic plants:
http://www.library.okstate.edu/vetmed/about/ieatplants/plants.htm
Teh kyewtness is tooo muchez furst ting in teh morning! Head asplodes!! *splat*
Oh Noes!! It’s da Triffids! Doan’ dese hoomins knows teh danger dey is in?
I had no clues dis would make da home pages!
Yay!!! … a thrill for Dill (u r the llama? hmmmm … mus pondr teh screen naem … iz mystereus….hmmmm)
I is a missteri. You wunt fine dis out i promiss.
It’s mine…. My own….. My… Prrrrecious.
i can has plantz to help with harblls… kthxbai
An Petromalt, 2!! nom nom nom
(Mah coco luvs hers sum Petromalt!)
Wat b Petromalt??
Super tasty malt-flavored vasoline, to help with hairballs.
Iz awesome stuff! Willem would come, sit and then sit up and lick it right from the tube! Wuz a grayt training aid as well as a hairball helper. It shore helpted him bring up those felt hot dogs evry day! Sigh. My hairy guy, I lurved him so mush….
Den, I would hafta share da petroyums wif da other kittehs, dey wanted treetses too! But dey didn’t liek it as mush as Willem did!
Mai fren haz a kitteh dat haetz teh Petromalt. Hiz hyoomun haz to smeer it on his paws to get him to nom it, but he still haz majr “pleh” faess wen he duz it. Poor kitteh!!
little triffid will be nomzified….!
NOW….Does everyone see how we did that? We had a cogent discussion about houseplants and toxicity and kitties, and no one got upset.
No hysteria, no belittling — and no satirizing the alarmist — just a cogent discussion amongst intelligent, cat-loving adults about which plants are safe to have around our furry pals.
It wasn’t even difficult — we just asked questions and posted answers (with loads of very helpful links) — and everyone’s a little better off for it. Specially da kittehs.
Yes!! We b-havyed! An fanx to teh peepels hoo posted sytes 2 goe 2 fur infurmashen!
but…we alwayz b-hav. Jes somtymes, we b-hav badly *snicker*
Mai Kittehs awweez says” Butt, I ammm being have, mummah…”
OMG!! totally gud cawlz from begin to le fin. BUT i tink dat Sunnshyne haz naemd thee noo sport. . .or da nekst Adam Sandler moofy. “Satirising the Alarmist” ftw-ordage!
It just sounded better than “beating up on the haters” or “opening a can of whup-a** on the bozos”
Teh point iz, we all trooly carez about our kittehs an pups an lolpigs, an we trooly want to keep them safe. We jus wants peeps to share info with gud humur an tolerunse.
Oh kitteh you can has my heart too.
Some of y’all go way overboard on the kitteh talk.
I cannot even read your dang comments.
it gets annoying. and sometimes it kills the pics.
that is all.
But dats da poynt!
Whut wazzat up dere? Satirizing the Alarmist?
Yeah. Datsit.
I say dear lady. If we are to converse by means of this internet thing, would you mind addressing me in the Queen’s English?
whut duz “y’all” meen?
Yes, some do go overboard. But instead of getting annoyed, you COULD just do what I do – scroll scroll scroll!
Dat awl foar nao.
Teh kuhrekt way of writin dis iz:
Sum of yall go way overboard on teh kitteh talk.
I’z cannot even reed yer dang commentz.
it getz annoying. and sometimes it killz teh pix.
taht iz all.
see? not dat hard. u must rite like dis moar often. iz reekwired on here. taht iz all.
im not eeting da wef- just playings wif it
I will luv it and skweeze it and call it leafy
Enny minit naow dis litul guy is goin to get teh plant-pot down on hiz hed an then he an teh karpit wont be so white enny moar!!
*PUNITIVE BATH TIME!!*
whut kind of kitteh is dat? Iz so kewt!!!1
Beyond cute, erioulsy.
I love da kitteh *floof* so cute!!!!!!
teh vyne. I has it.
SOOOO DAMNN CUUUUUUUUUUUTE!!!!!!
awww…*SPLORT* awl teh kyootness!