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That has to be the BEST picture and caption combination on this website.
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dis is one ov mah faveritz. mostlee becuz ov teh cats face and da randemniss of it
I luvs when teh little wuns get all concentratey-liek…”must find out what this is foar”
FLUFFEEEEEEEEE! Must go {{{THUD}}} now!!
Yoar hed a splode.
>kerpow!splat<
kitteh’s kewtness kannot b kontayned.
mah hed asplodez from teh kewt.
Kyoot kitteh sabes hims hyoomin by katchin da skayreey ikkle shop ob horororrs creepeey plantee schneekin undre kechen taybell!
Yay! Goe taem kitteh!! :op
Kitteh too cute.
Ptittee Wun kollecktz
Wunderfull plantz an flowwurz
And thay’r awll 4 Me!
Lawng spindlee branch lyke
a Tree. Feelz so soff an smuthe
in mie liddil pawz
T3h Beeg leef feelz awll
waxxee an slikk. Bettah tahn
shynee Magazeenz
Kitteh Konundrum
I noez tayst. Prawbubblee iz
awll nastee an “Pleh!”
Jack.
lieks dat brawkolee stufs pleh pleh!!!
Moar than de vine
I haz a Ivee. What I do wif it?
sarkastigirl, this is the best comment I’ve read in a long time. I’ve been thinking about it and laughing over how adorable and cute it is. 5 stars. Bravo.
iz mine.
NAWT YOURS!!!
Horticultur cat is horticultural!!!!
OMG dat is one of teh kyootest kittehs EVAH!!1!1!
mine.
Bottiny kat iz bottannikul!!
U kotched it, U kleanz it!
liklilkliklikliklik! Leef all shinee nao! Need drynk uv wadder…brb…
Iz has grenz frz de cheezburger!
OMG… i wishiz dat kitteh wuz mine! scuze me wyle i kleen mai puter skreen nao. splosion, ya no.
Ahhhhhh!! Organzik grenz! Makz zee cheezeburger zee bery bess!
Hmmm. Lets see , Labul sez no tranz fatz. Datz Gud!
Iz hard too mayke LOL capshin wen hed keeps Asplodin. Yoda wud say teh kyootnis is stong wit dis wun.
Mai de kyoot be witshoo!!!
ai tink yoda wud treet diss wun lyke a Tawn Tawn an use intestinz foar warmf in blizurd. but iz kewtness 4shoor. kbai
I iz 2 cute ta be reel….
I iz stuffd nanimel
dat’s what i always be telling you: purrsians be stuffed cats what purr!
Wai duz no one state teh obvious? Ebreting in kitteh’s domayne is to be belonging to teh kitteh. Is law ob nayture.
law ob nayture say dis kitten is ways 2 kutes- weere iz da kittenz noz?
True dat. Eberytings de kittehs, eben de udder leaf dere, judgin by de suspishus pinholes.
That plant is poison for cats
dats o-tay I wonts eat- just play wif
Janet is right - that plant (philodendron) is poison.
all mine! altho… i’m nawt rly shoor i wants it…
kitteh luks so sad dat himz can has teh leef. der r no moar plantz to conkur?
i hope thatz not a philodendron cuz thoze is poizness! seriously, philodendrons are poisonous to cats and dogs
LOLSPEARE ALERT!
bebeh kitteh pondurz himz mortalitee, kwoteeng shaykspeer:
“Deze eiz, dat no longur seez da mowsies,
Wax dim, seeying littel in teh darkness;
Weak shouldurz, overborne wit excess powncing,
And weak clawz, laik 2 a wither’d vine
Dat droopz himz sapless branchiz 2 teh grownd;
Yet r dese feetz unable 2 suppoart old kitteh,
Suffureeng wit dezyre 2 get a cheezburger,
As witting ai no udder kumfurt have.”
*appaws!!* I luvs teh Lolspeare
Brava, Gothkitteh!
*applause*
Anudder grayt Lolspeare!
Jack.
I has a weaf
plant. i has it.
*hedsplode*
hmmm…
lemme see…
if ai pullz REEEL hrd on dis wun…
Consintraytin kitteh is consintraytin.
I’s in ur liveeng ruum
Leevin mah toof an claw marks in ur plant lyf.
Aww leaf me aloan
Iz bein a botaniss
Bigfeets cat has big feets.
and
I is teh abdominable snowkitteh! Feer meez!
i feer ur kyootnis… mayk mah hed asplode much
yes. i traded mai noz 4 xtra bigs pawses
domibinable sno kitteh
Here at Kitteh Wineries, we kats provide the finest in light table wines for your cheezburger nights.
Our president Fluffy McKatafloof selects every grape by paw. Customer satisfaction is our #1 priority. We won’t stop until you say “Nom nom nom.”
I iz Baron Von Nomnomnom, en ah uproovz ov dis messij.
FTW!!!!!!1!!!!
ok– WHAT is FTW?? peeps say it every every day and I no git. :S
newbie
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Awwwwww, so poofy! WANT
But guys, philodendrons are poisonous especially to cats, and I see teeth holes.
http://cal.vet.upenn.edu/poison/plants/ppphilo.htm
Oh noes!1!111 Plants can be toxic to kittehs. Don’t make them catch and eat them or you might be paying a huge vet bill or minus one kitteh! It’s even worse than letting your children stick crayons up their noses!1!11!!
PLZ DONT DO THIS
Is troo, ackshully. But dis pothos is not poysin. Mah kitteh noshes on mine all teh time.
Mah vet told me 2 plant burdseed fur mah kittehs so dey wudn’t nom teh howse plants. I did, but it came up sum kinda grass instedda burds. Kittehs nommed in NEways.
“camed up grass” did it? too funny.
Reely?! I wuz tole to git rid of all mai pothos (by my vet) becuz dey is poysin fer kittehs. I planted liddul pots of grass so kittehs would have greenz to nom (2 planters — one could grow while da udder was gettin nommed)
SERIOUSNESS ALERT: I just checked the ASPCA website and POTHOS IS LISTED AS POISONOUS.
In all seriousness, I do have one of these plants, but it’s out of kitty reach. They’re far more interested in the ferns, but those seem to be non-toxic (except that kitties get shouted at if they try to taste them).
I buyz a boston fern for my bebehs every cupla munths or so an put it on a mat on teh floor - they chooz on it an plays wid it an pretens to hide in it an they luvs it to deth. Totully. Then I takes the corps owtside an plantz is bah my bakdoor - sometymes they even gro.
Good plan, Duffy. I put grass seed (of the nomnomnom variety) in a pot and grow it on the kitchen windowsill for Veronica. It sprouts. She eats it. I replant.
Otherwise, aside from occasional roses, the only flowers or plants I keep inside are really excellent fakes. Non-nomnomnom-able.
De gween wuns… ar… poysin? gak!