Chek out mah guns…
Pyow! Pyow!
this is what i alonez in front of a mirrer. lol
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these guns don’t have safetys
how dare the burgers post a picture of a cat with guns!!!! that cat could get hurt!!!!!!! or the cat might point his guns at unsuspecting visitors to this site and shoot them dead right through the computer screen!!!!!!!!!! GHARRR….AARRGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
“DON’T DO THIS.
Please don’t do this.”
guns dun b killinz hyominz – hyominz b doin de killinz!
if u gib de gunz 2 100 monkees, dey no b killinz deyufferz ftr wile – dey be eeetin bananas.
ergo: guns b stoopid.
heer, hab a banana.
?
(it b tyme 4 de meddikayshun nao? kthxbai)
Dats wy we r kittehs!
i am an sophistiCATed psiamese. what are you?
GHARRRHHH!!!
Oo, floofly pink hair is varry fetching. Must has mine done.
LOL! Embrayc Ur Inur Troll!
TEH TROLL!!!!!!! AAAIIIEEEEE!!!
AWWW URCUTE STENDIE BABY!!!
NAAAOOOOOWWWWW the peenk Stendrollhasismomismo halp…scarded mes.
Hi, Stend,
I reely lyke deh hayr. Mebbe u nawt do so bad az troll, affer awl.
But I still not beleeve dat u needz to be troll. I iz flooffy an I iz nawt troll. I haz nawt alwais bin floofy, but I stil haz de muches uv werth. An if uthahs nawt beleeve dat, den skroo dem AN dah liddle hoarsiees dey rode in awn. So der!!
We awl noes u iz wunnerfull an wittee an awesum. SO KWIT BEETIN YER SILLEE SELF UP! kthxbai
OMG dat reeks of teh high cheez.
did some queen at teh gym use dat on u?
I don’t think anyone is going to use any lines on me anytime soon – my waistline is apparently expanding into oblivion. I was complaining to a pal at the gym just now (granted, he’s 6′2″ w/ 7% body fat and a perfect 6-pack) that I’m getting fat, and he was like “you’re not fat, you’re stocky”.
stocky. do you know what stocky means in SoCal? kiss-of-death. two different 24 yr olds have told me this summer “I like the hot daddy look” and I’m thinking “man, did you ever just say the wrong thing…” – I’m thinking emergency lipo over here, maybe a little work on the face too… then again, I could just move to palm springs and be the youngest guy there… I’m starting to feel like I’m living the gay version of a cathy cartoon, or like I should be shopping in the husky boys section at sears ;o) halp me, I’m turning into bruce vilanch !!! maybe I should just do drag full time and become the next chi chi larue instead…
MY FLOOF IS OVERFLOOFING !!! THE FLOOF, THE FLOOF, THE FLOOF IS ON FIRE …
What were you doing at the gym?
STEND!! STEP AWAY FROM THE CHEESE DANISH!! Okay hold on, you’re gonna be fine. Breathe. That’s all the good advice I can offer, I’m pretty damn floofy myself… but I’m sure you’re not gonna die.
I don’t know if it is still true, but the girl’s version of husky at Sears used to be “Pretty Plus.” What a name! Don’t get plastic surgery, you could end up looking like your troll in real life, and we wouldn’t want that, would we? Go get youself some crunchy veggies, and cut back on the other stuff. In other words, U no can has cheezburger.
Don’t look at me, I am probably floofier (a much kinder description than fatter) than you. Just because I know the solution doesn’t mean I’m using it. Excuse me, my cheezburgers are ready. Really, hubby just said dinner was ready….nom nom nom
I’m just waiting for them to invent some sort of fat molding spray, so I can spray my abs then lay in some sort of gladiator armor/ jello mold until my abs set into a perfectly molded six pack…
In my day, they were “Chubettes.” Pleh!
we doan need no diet let teh mothurfloofer burn! burn, mothurfloofer, buuuuurn!!!
stend, srsly, teh problem heer is prolly dat u liv in SoCal so lotsa peeps haff teh stoopy lyf-imitaytin-art “perfect” bodeez. is awl catsh*t, trust meh. fink liek teh kittehs an be prowd uv ur luks! u noes hao teh kittehs always struttin rownd liek dey is so cool? u fink dey calls it teh “catwalk” fur nuffin? flawnt it, bebeh!
Embrace your stocky woofiness !
OMG dat reeks of teh high cheez!
Did some qu33n use dat at teh gym?
what, are you kidding? that’s my best pickup line ;o)
http://www.cafepress.com/buy/weight+training/-/pv_design_prod/pg_1/p_storeid.71073803/pNo_71073803/id_14173072/opt_/fpt_/c_360/
Haha!!!! I kin imajin U werin dis shirt, LOL!! Nyce gunz, babee!
Toadallee cheez, toadallee funnee!!
“r ur legz tired, bebeh kitteh, cuz u bin runnin throo mai hed awl nyte!”
“Not too tight… not too loose”
Dewclaw kitteh haz secret weppins
AAAAAAH! One of dem ubertechno alien kittehs from da planet Meeze! Who wants ah take him to our leader? (We gotz leader?)
*Sigh*
A Meeze!
Strong kitteh iz STROOOONG!!!
sealpoint kitteh is sealpointing.
( the beach is … grunt … that way… )
i dun need no staaroidz i gotz MILK …… doez da body gud
Strong kitteh can hits 756 home runs *and* win da Tour de France wifout steroidz!
Dave Zirin iz a berry XLNT kitteh. Haz did berry innresting tink peess awn Barry Bin Laden, hyah http://www.counterpunch.org/zirin08092007.html
Barry Bonds — feh
Do not want! I doan likes him when I lives in SF and I doan likez him nao.
an u shud juss heer da stuff dat hee woz sezzing abowt yu!
….but will problie juz tayk nap insted.
or hasing testikular kanser and pwns it?
Meh cheezburger can has spinach on tops?
Ah’m Popeye teh Saylor Kitteh
Flippin’ U Off Kitteh is flippin’ u off
we gotz a werd fr dat poze…curlykat.
Liddil Kitteh haz
mussilz awll ober hiddun
byz sleek silkee fur
Himz nawt needz beeg Gunz
Haz t3h flooid grayse an much
impeckkibil stylz
Kyoot Berman Kitteh
haz gorjuss fur an bloo iez
Girl Kittehz lubz dat
Jack.
speekin uv, ai wondur if mai kittehs r at home yoosin dis site as an onlyne dateeng surviss 4 da kittehs? ai can c mai sasha typeeng naow: “singull bloo femayle seekeeng hawt yung kitteh wit gorjuss fur an bloo iez …”
Must has vacceenes, seekin luv, an cheezburgers. Harblz ok, I has teh spay.
No rebies, must hv oun homun, no shddrz
LAWLZ!!!
Jack,
Der B High Koo tone to your wonderful poems. U speaks lolDharma maybe?
Ai am lookin at this funneh kitteh an thinkin muss be wun ov Duffy’s Professers ov Fizzix. . . coz looks berry fizzy.
Or dat iz Steben CoalBear’s kitteh sendin messidj to his Paysan, Justiss Scalia.
Fizzix Perfessur is gettin Fizzikal.
Artistic kitteh is pozin for Thinker stachyew.
Wanna tuch ‘em?
Rawk sawlid behbeh!
Iz u lookin’ at meh? Iz u lookin at meh? I don’ see annybuddy else heers, so u mus be lookin’ at meh…
Luv himz lil fayce! It sez “M” fer Muscyooler!!!
I owz it all tu da powarz ov yarn
I uze twizt-tyez an hair-tyez az reziztins trayningz, too. I werkz owt evrie daye. I iz a kontendur.
An the battin aroun the milk ringz onna kichin fl00r foar arobix.
Cross trainin. i does it.
Siamese kitteh, why you walks like Ejiptian?
Nope, cant resist cant resist:
I yam siamee eez if u plee eez (ba-boom boom boom)
I yam siamee eez if u dont pleez. (boom boom boom)
I yam former reseedent of sy yam
Dere is no fyener one den I yam
Evul Diznee Kitiz FTW!!
dem kittehz inventid lolspeek…”ware we findin behbeh dere ar milk neerby!”
I never thought about that before but… lolspeek MUST be part of the collective unconscious! We’ve been unsuspecting carriers all these years!
Evul Diznee! Alzo maks teh kitteh luk lak “Lucyfur” all black ‘n white ‘n EVUL!
ALL erly Diznee cats evel..jever notice?
Pleh on yur millions (an yur minions!)
Nawt qite, Geppeto’s kitteh Feegaro wuz gud kitteh, but B & W !
An den, I iz be teh gaberneh ov Catifornia kthx.
yooll be bak, den, i assoom?
furr de cheezburgr, no daot.
My biceps. Let me show you them.
Ma cho ma cho kitteh
I wants to beee
a ma cho kitteh
yeh, I got the tikets you sent… the tikets to the GUN SHOW!!!
Oops. At furst it looked lyke bebee kitteh wuz tellin sumbodee 2 shuv it. Dat or himz wachin caturday nyte resslin. “Put himz in teh sleepr hold” “Hee gotz sumtin in himz trunkz, Look owt!”
Funny. I like it.
we can haz vet vizzit? cuz deez pythons r sik!
bonus points for pyow pyow
Deep burn! Deep burn! (sorry… Anchorman reference.)
can he openz b33r bottelz wif hiz bysepz?
i iz siameeez if u pleez…..
i iz siameeez if u dont pleez…..
Luuuuuuv dose sassy in-yer-fase Meezers!!!
i swear they not fake!
nasty cat iz veeery rude!!1!
iz it jus mah kuntree dat dis geshcher iz considurd teh ekwivalint of teh fu geshcher in? X-3
Wut kuntree is dat?
itz pewland ^^
I love this cat but you can tell after you look at it for a while that it’s just his tail poking out. The kitty got snuggly with his tail.
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