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sheer genius eet ur hart out
NEVER MEEEOOOOOOWWWRRRRR!!
Rorschach Kitty
oops… ignore dis one, and look further down….
brilliant.
that is all.
Rorschach Kitteh sayz, “Dokter, I r seeing spots.”
Rorschach Kitteh haz intrspeesheez relayshinship?
Kitteh seeing spots has teh MEWDS!
Giant Kitteh takes ober the woorld
Wif floof!
Raven? Whoz youz callin a bird brain?
Now *this* is a fluffy minion of doom!
Dark and brooding, introspective kitteh is deep…
… and all the gawth kittehs have crush on hims.
ai noez ai do!!!! ^_^
eternal cat
is eternal
Once upon a midnight dreary, while kitteh pondered weak and weary,
Over empty plates of cheezburger left near the kitchen door,
While I nodded nearly napping, suddenly there came a tapping,
As of kitteh gently scratching, scratching at my chamber door.
” ‘Tis hungry kitteh,” I muttered, “scratching at my chamber door —
Hungry kitteh must want more.”
FTW! *applaws*
now dat is full of teh win an awsum!
M - totally off thread - this is the film I was mentioning
home.snafu.de/fablab/queerview/099hustlerwhite/english099.htm
now you don’t have to wait for me to say something dirty ;o)
ohhhh myyyyy *hand over mouf*
Seems we have a new “POE” -et!
“yeh, juss wayt till da 3 GothStoogez heer dat wun”
“3 GothStoogez? Waddaya torkin abowt”
“u knoe - Edgar, Al an Po.”
“why i otter….”
So much win! +5 cheezburgers!
Gothkitteh iz a floristz.
y do u say dat?
u shud see her Poe-Purreh.
AWESOME!!!!!!!!
Edpurrr Meowin Poe kitteh sez, “Nebur wuz burrd moar tastee den teh raven!” (nom nom)
Has U ebber seen teh ravens? Dey is nawt little burds. We has pics of wun taken when we wuz on teh vacay to Oreegon…Srsly, teh thing luks liek it iz tryin’ to steels teh hubcaps off teh weelz of teh Fambly Truckster…
Imagine a crow standin next to ur car, onlee it is almos’ as tall as ur wheel–and I’m talkin’ wheelz on a station wagon, not wun of dese mini cars we has nao.
So wut ur sayin iz Edpurrr Meowin Poe musta bin big kitteh, liek teh Mayn Koon or Norweegun Forrist Kitteh?
Or u fink he wuz jus fruntin??
“Nuh UH, u neber eeted no ravin!”
“Did too! Did too!”
“O yeh? Wut it tastin liek?”
“Um… fethury. Wif three owtta fiev pointy endz.”
“O ennybuddee cud gess dat!!”
Taste liek chikkin!
Ravens is most amazing burds. Wen we goes up to Algonquin Park, we gits up afore dawn to drive around lookin for lolmoooses an uther critters. Often, crows an ravens ar walkin along teh road. Tehy look at teh car lyke, “Hey man, WTF? It’s MAH road.” Tehy s-l-o-o-wly gitz outta teh way of teh car, fly a bit if they rly has to, then settle daon again to eat nice tastee (& nootrishus) roadkill. Teh ravens is HUGE, an tehy has an amazin variety of calls. Cool, cool burds. No wonder Odin had 2 purrsonal raven henchburds.
My peepl went to Shenandoah Nationnal Prk n climeed out da face of the da rocks way up inna air to watch the Ravens play inna wind. So cool. Dey waz playing wid stik way upper more in da air. Dey was passin it back and foth and flying upside down! Mom came home all like “gotta learn about dem birds.” Da have a 28 word “vacabulary” dat humaz noes about an day smarter dan dogs. Not smater en kittehs of corse, but not bad for bird brains. Mom calls dem feather kittehs. Way full of cool dem berdies.
I have a cat that is smaller than a raven. They has the hugeness.
lol–almos’ every kitteh is smaller den teh ravenz…
“Hu noes what ebil lurks in da hearts uv men?”
Teh Lolcat noes…foar he seez whut u did dere…
mebbeh u meen seeling cat?
Seeling cat Seiz it all!
Een 1957 Dokter Baron von Nomnomnom, took wut wood bee teh onlee nown fodo ov teh Loch Ness Mowser. Still undr skrootinizashins ebben tooday.
Baron von Nomnomnom…(snork…giggle)
Classic.
Ha! Yes teh Baron wuz teh foarmowst nootrishinulist in teh feeld ov kitteh fud. Menee niytes he cud bee herd in hiz lab. Nom nom nom, PLECHK! Or Nom nom nom, Mmmm, dem bugz wuz gud! Hiz werk awlso wuz instroomental in deeveluping cafateeria menyoos foar skool chilruns. Lyke : Mowseloaf , squished putaydows n palmeddoe bug graybee wit crizpee appul wejiz. Iz dat taystee or wut?
Eet iz de wut, pleh!
DAMMITT!
ok eben tho sillannz damn neer came close to whut teh first fing dat came to mah mindz…
Ravenz r taystee an nutrishis!
Or I kept finkin of teh “Heart storee”
Unnder teh stayrs… meow meow…meow meow
i swares, i can heer teh nomming uv himz kursedd burger!!!
ackshulee, did u noes dat wen EAP an his wae-too-yung cuzin/wife wer poor n starvin an she wuz ill, dey had a kitteh dat dey traynd to lie awn himz wife an keeps her warm? is troo. i noes cuz i reddit sumwares.
i can has lyf-savin myooz kitteh?
Yeth. but insted we gitz Oscar!!!! AIIIEEEE!
JK. I wud wawnt a kitteh hepin me to teh ovver side.
“Wuz it… peesfull?”
“O, it wuz downrite snorgly!”
Sowndz purty good to meh!
If i’m not mistaken, didn’t they akshully kinda…um…bury her befoar she was completely ded?
d00d, himz lief maeded himz storees sownd normull. i furgot bowt dat part tho. tawk abowt DO NOT WANT! poor littul Oskur’s runnin next to teh coffin, meowin… *shudder*
she don’t want to go awn th cart. sheez getting bettr. shee feelz haappee. shee feelz haappee. shee feelz haa-. *CLOMP*
ryte, see ya thursdee then.
I think that was one of his stories; they buried a young wife and later - when they thought they heard her ghost screaming in its grave and unearthed it - a black cat came bolting out of the coffin. That could actually be based on something Poe experienced, though. He did have quite the life….
Troo, Poe had teh lief dat had much Do Not Want. I wuz theenking dat I ‘membered a story frum wun of mai Eenglish teechurs frum teh Hai Skool . Poe’s wife died frum teh Tooberkulowsis (major Plech) and sometiems peeple with teh TB go into comas and are Not Qwite Ded Yet, but medical knowledge being whut it wuz at teh time, dey thot she wuz a gonner so dey burys her.
Den later, Poe is plagued by nitemares dat she is trying to get back to him. So finally dey digs her up and opens teh coffin and finds her Very Much Ded, but also finds teh fabric on teh lid of teh coffin was torn up and lots of scratches on the inside of teh lid.
This kinda pushes him over teh edge, so to speek, and becomes a theme in many of his storees.
However, I did a fair amount of looking on teh Intarwebz last nite, but could find nothing to back dis storee up. Could be dat my teechur wuz just a big fibber. She wuz kinda strange, nao dat I thinks back on it…
moovee iz starrng Ray Milland an cawld Buried Alive i tink. Haz a messd up hereditree dizeez ware can fawl unconshus an awl bawdee funkshinz get so kwiet dat da Doctor kant heer nuffin.
But yu shood be a Doctor.
“Doctor Turkeyburger will c yu naow”
“Y yes doctor, ai’ve got a-”
“Nuh-uh! Aiiii’ll be da judj ov dat!”
“yes doct-”
“Hmm . . . Aah . . . Ohhh . . . Ai see . . . Yoo gawt heer juss in time. Wot yu hav der iz a nassteh case of Major Plech, which, if left untreeted, cud develp into a nassteh cayss ov Not Qwite Ded Yet.”
EAP dont sownd nearly as skerry as Edgar Allan Poe. Say it as a wurd, not letterz…. seemz approp…aprow…rite, sumhow.
eapropriut?
‘Lissa, I fink u is confuzin “Teh Tell-Tale Heart” wif “Teh Black Cat.” Eever dat or Poe did.
P.S. Dis is AWSUM photo
Yeth. i wuddnt confused…well mebbeh i jus cuddnt member
teh teeltale hart name of teh storeeeeee.jus teh thump thump part.
how bout teh “cask of amontillado”?
kitteh lurez hyoomin into bassmint with powurful hyoomin catnip, chainz hyoomin to wall, then slowlee brickz hyoomin up behind wall. it’s kitteh’s revenje 4 hyoomin nawt givin kitteh moar cheezburgers. POEKITTEH!!! IZ V MUCH AWSUM!!! ^_^
You’re alwais welkum at owr howse,
aneetime of deh day,
You’re alwais welkum at owr howse,
and we hope u will stay.
Silverstein
and, wen u kum to owr howse, owr howse,
wen u kum to owr howse, we will hav sum fun!
We will taek u to da kichen and den we put u in da oven till ur nice an dun.
…korus…
yes, we no u will stey.
an nao all mai frenz tink ai is a saicho killer ladie… cuz i did an sanged dis song.
i has a kyoot behbeh LoLRaven I maed a wile bak on Gordon’s buildr
http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1069/1076207463_c5b7a79640.jpg?v=0
link were borked first time
Aww dats a pweshus LoLRaven. Soe floofy & snorgley! Pity hez so kyute - make tastee & nutrishus snak fur teh kitteh!
him wud prolly puut ur eie owt if u tryed to snorgle hims!
majestic profile kitteh is magestic….an fluffee!!!
Yes, dis is mai best sidez.