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O.O Whut iz you doin wif da naybor’s dog??
u finded mah kitteh p0rn?
no, it b teh boogey man!
u was not sposed to be home for HOURS!!!!!!!!!!! OH NOEZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
bak so soon?
u not my mom! who r u?!?!?!?!!??!!?!?!?!?!??!?!
*beginning of I NOES WHUT U DIDS LAST SUMMUR*
or “LAST NITE!”
oh noes…
PLZ 2 not b doin dat!
ooh, litl kitteh didz sumthing baaaad.
Reely..wuz gonna let Louie outta teh drier. We wuz jus playin’
haha
my 2nd grade teacher’s brother did that once when he was lil!
Mom? I cans not werk out how 2 use teh playstashern!
Stretchy cat is long and stretchy.
u brot me snaxx rite?
Hungry Cat is hungry
R U MAI MUMMEE?
/Dr Who reference
GREAT Dr Who reference! Hot tea all over the keyboard!
then get reddy to awlso spil yer bagel
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0s95Mm0cFqg
You iz right! Darn! Now I haz to buy more tea and a new bagel!
BWAH! That is hilarious!
Oh no, I married one of those. My hubby built his own Tardis & reads the books! Nooooooooo!
dr who is dumb
No! No! Da ruteen goes “who’s on first!”
omg. datz teh funniest all-porpoise kumbak ebber.
Dumm negativ troll is dumm and negativ.
(Narator): …yestidday we left teh kitteh alone in teh room watching teh dornob tun slooooowly an teh door starting to open sloooooowly…now, teh kitteh watches in horror as whut seems to be a munkey’s paw grapsps the edj of teh doorframe and*WE INTERRUP THIS PROGRAM TO BRING YU A SPESHUL BULLITIN FROM GROVER’S MILL, NEW JERSEY TU REPORT TEH LANDING OF A STRANJE METALIC METEORYTE…*
Awsum Welles FTW!!!
Oh hai Mom. No, I promis I wuz not playin wif ur playstashun2.
♪WHO DAT IS? Dat jus mai baybee daddee.♪
I can be meerkat?
Goodee! We make you concierge at Meerkat Manor!
Oooh, dat be mai kitteh’s favrit show. We wus jus wachin that erleer. He luv it when dey be runnin arownd cluckin and whutevur.
i luv that show!!!!!
I luv des meercat kats. My kats don do dat.
dis is mai meerkat pression
is good
INvisible PS2 kontroller
(or ifin one wants 2 be lewd,
invisible oral kopulator)
mai keerkat pression
is good
Ah is frend of Sara Koner. I can seez her pleez?
yeh Ma, iz troo. Ai iz a Tuscan Raider. Yeh. Ai knoez. Iz nawt turn to da dark syde. We kinda doan haz a syde. Yeh. Um. Ai iz gonna juss put on mah awsum hed bandidjez an metal bitz an voyss box an coat an . . . Yeah. . . ai can haz droidz?
Ummmmmmm..Mom?
ummmmmMom?
Member when I wuz firstee lass nite? an i comez inna ur room? Member?
Ummmmm whut were u an daddeh doin?
eetch uvver! . . . . . . . EEEEWWWWW
“Firstee?” Mohr like craving for cheezburgar!
yes $D
Oh noez! Kitteh inosent iez has bin de-vurjiniez! Now he can haz theripy?
Is primal seen! Dr. Froid sez kitteh now has Oedi-puss complex.
OH NOES MOM!!!! Put sum clothes awn, will ya?!?!! Pleh! Sweet bebeh jebus, nao I gotta klaw mah own eiz owt.
We has masterd bipedal loco-moshun. Nex, opposable fumz! Den we takes over all teh cheezburgers. Mwuahahahahaha!
-WIN-
Kitteh can haz Mapplethorpe styelz portrit?
U needz anover kitteh an sum lethur chapz…
vry eenturestin idee, ‘lissa, altho it’s impawsibull to get kittehs to fokkus wen dey is warin teh lethur chapz – dey jus struts arown teh holl tiem, “luk at meh! i can has lethur chaps! u noes u wants to snorgle meh…”
i iz finkin dis pic iz moar Liebowitz’s stiul, wif teh kandid vulner… voolnurab… cuz uv teh luk awn kitteh’s faec.
OMG! All I has in mah hedz rite naow iz kittehs struttin ’round teh libbin room in chapz… Iz too thexy for mah hoomin…..
I was thinking nan goldin, but you’re right – more liebowitz
( of course, if it was a mapplethorpe, we’d know where the whip was )
mebbe iz post Wawhol filmin seshun.
“No Andy. Ai iz nawt shootin ennymoar tudae, mebbe nebber. Ai haz jusst laid daown for 45 owrz wiv a nekkid footbawl playr an yu filmd it. Ai doan unnerstand wot the f$*% dat woz. Mooveez haz stuf happnin n shit. Skroo yoo, ah’m goin hoem.”
South Park meets Andy Warhol? Teh mind, it boggles.
wud be xlnt poster
balanced cat
is about to lose it
WFT! dem hyuminz bee teh freekeeyst animalz in teh univerz!!!!
Bi-pedal lokomoshun = overrated.
Dat not be a cheezeburger. And, whu r u anyeewhay?
O kyutsey kitteh, Ill b ur Mom ivs u needz 1!! Iz give u snorgles & schmoo & tummeh rubz!
Dis luks lyk teh litl gurl I wuz babehsitn wunce hoo kep snekin owt of hers bedrume to go plae wif hers fren hoo wuz posed tu be slepping in teh uther bedrume. So I standed in teh hawl rilly kwietlee an wated foar her. Teh nex tym she snucked owt, I wuz standn dere an she luked a lil sooprized, den she gigled an sayed “oopsie.”
Oopsie is rite. Naow git yer litl bootie bak tu yer bed, yung laydee!
Mom? Puttin down dat nifey pwease – ah b gud
I not skeered ta stey in howse all by masewf, honiss!
infizibl arning bored
Uh, Mom? U mite wanna put sum pantz on. Or sumfin. Please?
“wuz nawt doin nufing, swerz ta god”
Wut? Teh fishbowl? Uh…it jumped.
Suicidal fishbowl??
THE CALL IS COMING FROM WITHIN THE HOUSE
an they revursded th charges?!?! thoez cheap skaery basstidz.
This picture doesn’t even need a caption. Kitteh is funny all by itself.
Awwwww.
Yai! Buffi the Vampire Slayer ref!
U bringed my cheezburger?
Is this Ceiling Cat’s adolescent brother?
invizbl massadge tabel
Invisible fence…
invizibl tennis cort
Goodniss, dat wuz a lowd wun. Mabee nobodee herd it. I hope it duzint has a smell.
amazement kitteh iz amazd.
dat bee teh biggest cheezburger I iz evr seen!!!!
Kitteh’z Prittee Wun
iz bizzee deweeng sumfing
Kitteh shoodn’t see
Prittee Wun mayteeng
At leest Kitteh finks so. 2
much noyze goeeng awn
Wie wood Prittee Wun
wantz t3h handsum nekkid man
2 bark lykz a dawg?
Jack.
JD’s kitteh’z prittee wun haz teh gimp!
someone’s been caught with their hands down their pants
Dis lookz 2 me like “Invisabuhl keybord.”
WoW — did that hurt????
VAXUNAAAASHUN???!!!??
NOOTER???!!!??
anthing but that!!!!
OMG! Ceiling cat…. Imz wuz rait!!!!
Oh noez, skai is all green – heer cumz teh tornaydoez.
I can haz root cellr?
monorail cat
ready for maintenance
longcat’s little brother.
So simple, yet says so much.
so true
Minimalism.
Muah, Laurie.
hahaha, I luv it
You bought mah cheezburgers, rite?
whyz you layin in pool uf blood?
[...] put sock awn door next tyme. [...]
me????
I dun nuffin
Eep!
awwww so cute~!
it should say “i iz practicin mah meercat skillz.”
celing kat iz watchn me WAT?!!>!?!!?!?!?!?