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leef I alonze
submitted by: brad
brad’s submission: is awsum!
Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?
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awwww… cute….
I hearz bout kitteh porn…but kannot finz it
What’s us gonna doo….
ai can haz 130 kitteh feeding awgee?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jtik5zN5m2g
OMG!!!
In Soviet Russia, crayzee cat lady feed catz cat fud!
Oh..My…God…Above…..
I has had as many as 18 at onse….But….
Sweet…bebbe…Jebus….
what, like this?
http://www.kittyp orn.org/index.php
wow! iz less contryvd than Obama Girl.
dat wuz freekin hillaryus. fanx Stend!
Ah hope teh werld reedz diz.
Is vary importent.
Ah dont noes why I r compellded to lik mah butt…..
It r nawt tastee or nootrishis.
LOL!
pleh! ptooie! pleh pleh! gak!
iz kittehz butt in kittehz intrestz, or kittehz intrestz in kittehz butt?
Liddle bit of bofe, I think.
twying to work here guyz!! butt making me laffin too hard
iz dat roooood Melissa, raisinin th bar.
der wuns b a kitteh b blogginz
wile lisdenin to da kenny logginz
he rote n he rote
wuz #1 blogger - got ebbrywuns vote
himz tummy got *klears frowt* big - kitteh should b startered de jogginz…
kitteh needs to find teh powers buttan before it can has a bloginz.
It sez if flashin, i wun cheezburger.. an itz flashin!!!!
I can haz spam?
spamburgr?
mmmm spamburgr! Is teh yummee, but not nutrishus.
i can has spamburger wifout teh spam? pleh!
spam spam spam spam spam, lovely spam! Bloody vikings.
has neting wifout spam init?
pleh!
u can has spam, egg, sausij n spam–not a lot o spam!
DO NOT WANT ne spam! duznt likez spam!!!
i can has ur spam, dear–i luvz it!
spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam
luvrlee spam, wunerful spam…
Iiiii’m a cheezburger and I’m okay,
I noms awl nite an I napz awl dae!
Kitteh Python…I luffs it.
Or would that be “Monty Kitteh”?
Teh Full Monty Kitteh?
Oh noes! Kitteh tries to make wormehole!
I can Has WoW?
Nah, Cheezbugr will do
yoo dat tabby from elwynn forest?
fowt ah rekogniseded yooo.
I has a orinj tabbee in lolcraft. I’s gots heem foar cheep.
yes, dey’z b cheep, but wurf SOOO much!
K, kitteh, I leefs u alown. I’z jus gonna lie heer rite in frunt uv teh keebord, to be keepin u teh companees. U can types arownd meh, can’t u?
OH YES WIN.
REVERSE KITTEH PWN!
ROFL, sooper-WIN!
wut u blog b on? i iz intrestd ! url plx ktnx
I makes lotz of frenz on interweb. Some aks me for bathtime pikshurs - dey seems like nice peeps so I guess is ok.
(Lik, lik, lik, rub, rub.)
Wot! Hoo U lukkin’ at?
“Hello Mr/Mrs/Miss/Dr/Rev. Kitteh,
I usd to bee the Preasident of Afirca, but then there was a horribl uprising and ai had to flea wiv my entyre famblee and 37 milloin dollers. I need sobmwun lyke yoo whu i have nevr met but truss compleetly (based on th recomendaston of innernet USERS) to help ME GET this money out OF AFRICRA. For no apparent reeson, owt of a possible 6.5 BILLIUN peeple i HaVE CHOZNE YOO TO HELP ME. EVEN THO I USED TOO RUN A HOAL FRIKKIN KUONTRY. Called HAFRICA. I will GIVE you MILLIENZ OF DOLLAR$ an cheezburgrz for hepping me. PLEEZ be sending me ur CREDIT CARD, ur PASSPORT, ur STRIPEZ an UR HARBLZ so we can compleet this tranzakshon.
pleez to meet me in San Fransisco. I have a bridj mayd owt ov mice witch u may b innerested in.”
…an sum luvely oshun-front propurty in Iowuh.
LOL!!
midwest coast, baybay!
Oh I very sorree for indjustesees u has suffrd….is sad storee. Waitz - I getz mah hoominz bank deetails for youse, she has passwurd on post-it note rite heer. She verry happy to help I sure, is nice lady.
*KANNOT stop de laffingz*
Much winz!
Every day millyunz of kittehs are takken in by jus’ such emails.
DO NOT DO THIS!
so cute!!!!
Blogger please! Kitteh you just smashing the ‘c’ ‘d’ and ‘e’ keys with one paw and hitting F11 wit da other!
Ritez. Ize ordad da tuna, da kreem an da katnip. Nowz ta tellz ma frenz “PAARRTTYY!”
I haz restrawnt reviewz for teh new sushee place. Is teh cat’s meow adn get teh 4 pawz up, along wit a happy tail ratin’.
mah blog
let me show u it
…it called tales of the kitty.
Mood: Apathetic
Musik: Linkin Park
Dear Diary.
Today, I can not be hasing cheezburger. I gets the kibblz insted. Hairless houmans will has shoes barfd in laterz.
kitteh iz in ur myspaz, pretenning to be a 14 yeer old skwirl.
2 f%$#n lol!!!
Oh, hai, I set ur Privatz settengs to Publick. Dis be oks?
bwaha! “i haz setz Ur privatz to publick” ftw!!
You can digz me plz?
Mr Wolf Kitteh sez “Juss becoz yu have karakterz duznt meen yu iz a karakter. . . wtf am ai torkin to a keybord foar. i iz badass cleener.”
Hmmmmm.
Kitteh konsider pottential komments long an hard.
I gotz it!
“Furrst!”
yu sed ‘long an hard’ *snort*
Mood:Cheezburger.
Iz no gotz it? Whatz?
DEAR MR. CHZBRGR:
I WAS NEEDS TO BE HASING UR SERVICES RENDURD, COOD U PLSING TO SEND MOAR CHZBRGRS? U HAS PAYPAL, I HAS KITTEH KREDIT, PLZSES TO BE SENDING NO LATUR THAN MEOW KTHXBAI
search term: KITTEH BUTTSEKS
374 846 554 results
All on ICHC
and John Mcainz myspace.
ROFL!!!!!!!
I has 2 stawp drinkin lemonadz… I has devlpded drinkin probelm.
ahn evvy tehng smell laik lemmonz….