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dat birdie aint long fer dis wurld
little birdie says:
“…. Ali Baba’s rich brother, Cassim, finds out about his brother’s unexpected wealth, and Ali Baba tells Cassim about the cave. Cassim goes to the cave to take more of the treasure, but in his greed and excitement over the treasures forgets the magic words to get back out of the cave. The thieves find him there, and kill him. When his brother does not come back, Ali Baba goes to the cave to look for him…..”
Sha-hair-eh-zahd birdie tellz story numbr wun.
Ok guyz, we all can’t has wishbone
*cue keystone kops music* If dose kittehs all lunj at teh saem tyme, der be cat-lision an teh birdie fli up owt of teh middl, scawt free.
BOINK !!!
“As Frank, the dog and the cat all went for the ball at the same time, the coconut-like sound of their heads hitting together secretly pleased the bird…”
woo hoo!! far side ftw!!
I heart you Turkeyburger
LOL Very well done. I snorted too.
If you presses teh tailz, does dah moufs open?
Yes! to bites you!
I think I not be playing this gam. Da winner is 1 wifout all the holz in them, rite?
i tot i taw a puddy tat.
Noe Kittehs! Youse rilly wants to take the blue pill! Iz bettah — honest!
Teh orinj ones… hey, dis one’s red, git it!
i herz itz itty bitty hart beetin
anz i sees a bit off swet on beek
suun i byt its little head off!
iz it jus me, or iz i seen dubbl?
dubble trubble i bee thinkn
maebee a meeror? Nopez – onlee 1 birdee. Iz gess we bofe seen dubbl!
birdie IS majik mirrow.
Dat whut I thot til I lukd at teh tailz on teh multiflavurd kittehs.
I love how the kitiz distributed themselves for maximum hoomin confusion… wait.. TWO identical blak kitiz, TWO near-identical torties? WTF FTW!!
–E
I can has bookends?
A double setz – joo has dem!
is biz r o world
*sigh* I’ve had days like that.
yoo meen az dah birdy or dah kitteh?
dah birdy dont luk 2 stressd by situashun; but den he is long ways off frum camra so hoo noes?
Some days yer cats, some days yer cardinal.
Just made me laugh cause I have four bosses and sometimes they all want something at the same time — kinda looks like dat picture!
sum days ur da winsheel. Sum days ur da bug…
If only wuz real birdie. we wud then be ten feet hi kittehs
Are you sure that’s not a real cardinal?
no i guess!
teh carpeting underminez teh illuzun
I agreez. I no expurt, but I do not see teh telltail signs of teh Butt Wiggle of Doom…
*Anowncers voiwce:*
IN DA GAME OF DA CIWNTERY, ITS DA STRIPY KITTEHS VS DA BLACK KITTEHS, IN TEH CHAMPEENCHIP GAYME OF BIRDEEBAWL!! WICH TEEM WIL WIN? HUU CAN HERD DA BERD TRU DA HOOPS???
STAY TUNED!!!
*da crowd goes wiled*
Leeeettss get reddy to SNOORRRRRRGGALLLLLLLLL!!!!!!
“i’z gotz da right wing”
“me’s gets teh BEEK!”
“i’z gits teh lef sydzes!!!”
“No wayz i’z gittin’ nearz dat TAIL”
Won’t sumwun fink of dee (plastik?) birdeez?
let dee birdeez get their own web site, dis is for lolcats.
Hi 5 ms foots! Iz all bout de kittehs.
Simpsons ref FTW!
think of the lolcardinals!
kittehs uv teh Burgus Dei prelature trai 2 entemedayte teh Cardinal uv Berd, a close advyser 2 teh Pope, in2 purrswading teh Pope 2 maik a noo church law granting eeturnal cheezburgrs an endless frys 2 awl faythfull kittehs.
you are insightful… my oh my…
as a thoroughly lapsed CAT-holic, i LOL’d enough to make my fellow cube-critters look at me funny
Cardinlolz? We can has add to dikschunaree?
kittehs demenstrayte cell division.
in anaphase, teh paird kromosomez sepurait an moov to oppozit ends uv teh dividing cell.
MITOSISKITTEHS!
den in bananaphase, dey all runz arownd liek keystone kopz! oboy!! *cue silly music*
Singin’ PEANUT BUTTUH JELLEH TYM!! PEANUT BUTTUH JELLEH TYM!!
LOLZ
I am TOTALLY drawing a cartoon of that, sillyannz. You are teh roxx0rz.
aw, shux… fanku elfi, iz nyss to be gettin to use awl teh sillyness in mah braynz.
i wants 2 see ur cartoon! u can has posting awn teh lolfrenz group, purrhapz??
An a BaisBal Bat….ARGH… noa i b singin dat in ma hedz da rest ob Caturday… Do Not Want…. Prolly tomaro to…
….
Gr8t refrnc tho…. LOLZ
QUICK little red bird, do your kate bush impersonation – that’ll distract them !!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DDEtvXJgYwg
“heathcliff … it’s mee, kittee, i’ve come home, so cold … let mee perch on ur window, oh…”
Out on the wiley, windy moors, We’d roll and fall in green…
“u had a tem-purr, laik mai jellusee, 2 hot 2 greedee!”
— Kat Bush ^_^
OMG now I’m going to be humming that for the next three days ;o)
all birdy needs to do is hit that high note in HEATHCLIFFE and those cats will be running for cover …
I thought Heathcliff wuz orinj strypy kiti whut ated awl da fizhbonez frum da trazhkanz??
Teh original Heathcliff waz teh temper-mental lolpuppeh in teh famous nobbel “Wuffling Hites” by Emily Purronte.
Cool, stend. But I thought this’d be a link to this:
http://youtube.com/watch?v=jzFkq9oIVUk
One of my favorite CDs from 2005. She’s a mega-talented, genuine British eccentric and I love her.
Burd Kaje tippz ober
Red Burd iz surrowndid. Whut
willz Kittehz dew naow?
Tortee wuntz 2 playz
Strypee Kitteh iz amewzd
Blakk Kittehz hungree
Red Burd deeklynz t3h
grayshus invitayshun 2
joyn Kittehz 4 lunch
Jack.
Luv teh “deeklynz teh grayshus invitayshun 4 lunch”! as deh menu seemz to b Red Burd!
Sum daze u r teh lolcat, sum daze teh birdie
Huddling kittehs sey “New korterbak not so great, akshuly.”
They can has Brady Quinn?
PLz this nut be fate o Raider kittehs dis year….
The bird *could* have mentioned his Black Belt, but what would have been the fun in that??
Heh heh heh!!!
Birdie goze awl BOOT TO DA HED!!! on teh kitiz….
WIN!
do da red onez tastes better than the blu onez?
allz i noe iz dat da ornj wuns iz poyzin!
*nom nom nom*
dun b moovin. u is suhrounded.
i can has getaway plan?
omg did I laugh at this!!!!!!!
No kittehs, no! Uz mess wid cardinal uz get the Spanish Inquizitions on yu butt!
Or teh Sausage Inquizitions–even wurst!
Oww! Da pane! Da pane. I love it!
“Or teh Sausage Inquizitions-even wurst!” – Eez dat Bratwurst den??
Eye wuzzn’t spectin’ dat.
but nobuddie ekspekts teh splanish inkwizishuns!
we hadded this talks alreddy?
birdie in kahootz wiv dis guy?
NOBODY ekspekting da spanish inkwisishun!
D’oh i shuds hav red down mores…
Burd – itz whatz fur dinner!
me lol so bad caint even speek! er uh tipe… me tinks da burd dun hippotized da kittehs wit hims burdbranesooperpowah
OMG birdeh haz minions!
Kitteh1: Aint muved in 5 minits. U tink it ded?
Kitteh 2: U tink it eben reel?
Kitteh 3: Naw, It plastik.
Kitteh 4: I tink it reel..
Kitteh 3: Den try it.
Kitteh 4: Im not gonna try it. U try it.
Kitteh 1: les get mikey to try it. He eets evy ting
Kitteh 2: (nom nom nom) Pleh, it plastik awrite!
“Kitteh1: Aint muved in 5 minits. U tink it ded?”
Kitteh2: not ded. pinin’ for da fyords.
Kitteh3: *headfloor*
it not pinin. it passeded on! dis birdie is no moar! it has seesed to b. its ekspird and gon to meat its maeker. dis is laet birdie! its a stif. bahrepht of life, it restses in piece. if u hadnt put it here it wud b pooshin up da daysees. its rung daown da curtin an joynd da kwyor invisdables. dis is EX- birdiez.
but anywayz byutifull ploomages.
(sry i gets caryed awayz)
Dis is a late cardinal!
shinyobject?! Monty Python ftw!!!11!!
Teh Norwedgie bloo loikez kippin on itz backz!
Kitteh1: Aint muved in 5 minits. U tink it ded?
Kitteh 2: U tink it eben reel?
Kitteh 3: Naw, It plastik.
Kitteh 4: ZZZZZZZZZZZ…….
kittehz iz in so mutch poop – dat cardinl woz traynd bah Chuck Norris.
Dis cardinl is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.
When teh cardinal does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down.
Dis cardinl is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.
http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/
yep. he surtinly dishes out teh Camp Justice.
lets play paper, rock, scizzors. who won get the birdz.
But kittehs can’t maek teh skissorses…dey doan’ have teh opposible thumbz. All dey can do is rock or sandpaper…
all dey gots to do is show teh claws. dats some skerry scizzors, fer shoor.
Liddul berd! Gib up noa! U iz suhrowndid by kitteh SWAT teem. Gib up, oar u r lyke sooooo swated! (Teem mus bee frum teh vallee. ) Wut evarrrrrr!
It just nother day for…Kung-Fu Cardinal!
CLONE CATS ATTACK!
YOOOREEKA!! I HAS MAED AN IMPORTUNT DISKOVEREE RELEVANT TO TEH INTERESTS OF ALL PEEPZ ON ICHC!!!
When u drinks teh tsty bevrgz thru a straw, U haz much lower chanse of splooing said bvrg owt ur noses.
Srsly, I iz still laffin’ at dis pic and cap. Verry much Win. Dere is a second, moar subtle element to the hoomer in dis pic, in dat if U ever play teh reel gaem of teh Hongree Hongree Hipponoes and U gets down to teh last marblz…and ebbreewun is playing liek “gimmehgimmehgimmehgimmeh!!1!” but teh marblz just bounse arownd inside teh game and not get eeten.
Oh, and sidenote to enny Care Trolls dat may be reading: Befoar u getz all “Oh noes! Think of teh Lolburdz!” on us, taek a closer luk at teh pic–burd is shiny, and derefoar mos liekly maed of teh plastik…
tasty bevraj throo a straw giv me gas.
must have in glass wit ice
Oh, sure–a liekly storee…Altho, I thinks I will use dat next tiem…
*poot* “Oh, skuse meh. I must have drunk throo teh straw…”
Dis pic be gibben meh much remneeshia lyke dah one of dah kitteh in dah wagon trane – vry much winz! We used tah haf dat gayme, eet waz wan ov dem “no skeelz needed k tx” gaymes…hrs or endless childhood entertainment of smakkin dah crap outtah dat gayme tryin to not lose yer marbls (literally).
Jah dat birdie eez plastik ah fink too…hellz no u touch it, ah not doin it furst.
Haz ennyone dun a “Mousetrap” game Cat Macro? Sumone shood, but it cantz be me. We redooced owr game to leetle bitty peices ober teh yrs. Besidez, I don’t hab a kitteh ennymore, eeder.
Noes to beez having kitteh? How DOES you go onwards wif life???
dreamin ob kittehs dat wuz, and kittehs dat wil b. *cue sappy moosic* Sumday my kits will come….
The deadly small redboid hunts its kitteh prey, lulling the felines into a false sense of security with an “I’m harmless, wut am I doin’ here?” appearance. Then, ugh… cat floof everywhere… it’s not going to be pretty.
parent-ly site not lettin me be postin reeplaiz. so maybe dis work…
Kit – u not played hungry hungry hippos? 4 hippos syrkle round foodstuffs n u press bak pedl for dem to eat. hippo wiv most foodstuffs win!
iz lyk dis. is old game.
Lucy – cardy be in kahootz wiv dis guy?
Worse. Cardie be in cahoots wid Aweesome Raven burz, smart, big, brave, thinks humanz is dum but funny. Hanging bootie off the side of a mountain once watch the Ravens play wid stik. They pass it back and forth using feetz some time and mouf other times. Fly unpside down. Drop da stick on the da humanz just to see if da cqan get botties u inna sky n pla too. Nope. Nurdz get bored and haf to get new stik. Them burdz is rude to kittehs. Laff at us. US!
ravenz also b closin teh seethru door on hyoomanz after it been kleend wiv streek free formula.
Onct, ah hadz 2 lolkibbies, 1 lolbunnun, n a lolgoggie… My lolbudgie ruld dem all… He wz 1 tuff lolboid
Don’t day tell Uz that fightin critters is bad…bad…bad..? Where you get dat pitbirdie anyway? He come from training camp where day let him eat tiny kittehs and puppies and al dem cute ittle fuzzies? What he do when he getz mad? What YOU duz when he getz mad?
i startinz 2 tink mommee wuz pullin r leg tellin uz if wee stare long enuff birdee turnz into cheezburger…!
birdee: hey guyz? i just got wurd that ur mommee just pulld up in teh car with a bag full ov HUNKIN cheezburgerz!!! run, run!
kittehz: puurfekt – u wil maikz verr good appitizer!!
birdee: OOOO NOOOOOOEZ!!!
so, uh, ai gess yoo kittehz haz been heerin awl abowt this H5N1. But doan worry. I’ve oanlee had it teh wun time.
LOLcat?
GTFO TRAITOR
this is ICHC not LOLCATS
I guess they still eat the red ones last…
on 3 we jump on it. redy, 1, 2, huh, wat coms after 2?, o k,3, charg!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Oh kittehz–yooz abaot 2 committ teh CARDINAL SINZ!
Holy crudoly! That’s my four cats except you inverted one! Instead of two black cats, I have one all white cat. I did a triple take, then my boyfriend did a triple take… It’s alterno-cat world!
NO!1! NO MOAR BAISBAL IN ST LOOIS!!!
This is brilliant! I laughed so hard. XDDD
Bird walks in…
Hey, guys! How’s it goin? Name’s Daniel. Nice den you got, here!
i calls da dark meets.
“hey, cant u catz sparrow little room?”
[...] heers a gaem u can plays with them: hungry hungry lolcats! [...]
Dat bird’s a GONER!
Dat burd is gunna get pwnd!
hit da button n they goez NOM!
soon to come: hungry hungry LOLcats with Cheezburger marblz
Or ‘Chu songs on four sides’, as the Chinese might put it ^^ Completely surrounded by the armies of Chu country, in other words: totally helpless
Dat bird is thinking… “Please be vegetarians, please be vegetarians.. OMG i am going to die!”