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Bebbeh is viktim of fizziks – see how fizzy he luks?
Shise! Der Kitteh habe da Physikz Korse not finishud! He ist not rly knowings teh phull natur of wurmholes, otehr kittehs ar Doomd! DER PHYSIK KITTEH SHOULDAS STUDIERT MOAR!!!!!1! Oks, I theenks I has LOLDOITCH outta mah system.
Not fizzix–fuzzy logix!
damn u kitty! DAMN YOU!!!!!!!!!!!
Dun wurry, onlee .000001% chance u’ll dstroy teh univerze.
ONLEE???? *gulp*
Ai heer Shroedinger’s mom sayin, “well fine… U jest had to opn teh bocks! Nao who gonna kleen up teh uniberse?…doan luk at mee.”
I nebber did unnerstand dat speriment.
Wut wuz Schroedinger tryin tu pruve? Dat teh kitteh wuz nawt eiver liv nor ded till teh bocks wuz opined? But dat aint rite. Kitteh wuz wut it wuz, wevver de bocks was opin or klozed.
I tink I misd teh poynt.
He wuz proovin dat da peepls dat put kittehs in boxez and wunderz if dey is lifing or deded is silleh.
(no, realleh, he thoughted that qwantum fizix wuz silleh, and this what he used tew illustraight how silleh it wuz. den da qwantum fizix peepls stold it for dair own.)
Schroedinger no make speriment. Wuz an-alogee bout quantm fizziks, all normel peeps mis teh poynt, onlee silee fiziks peeps unnerstand
Wut Mistah Schrödinger wuz trying to say iz, shure u THINKZ u know dere iz a kitteh in de box BUT u kant be PROVIN it untilz u openz dah box. And iffen u openz dah box, den you change the parameterz of de experimentin – in effect, ur observation of the kitteh will/may/omgwhocantell change the outcome of the kitteh’s survival. Iz not real experiment, iz a way to think about the mechanics of quantum fizzix.
Also, Stephen Hawking hates it and thinks it is silly since he (and most other contemporary physicists) think that the role of the observer is a necessary part of physics, not a random element. (Okay, I lost my lolcat at the end there. Sorry.)
Akchooly Cottleston, you totly got teh poynt. Wut yu sed wuz EZZACTLY wut Shrödinner wuz tryin to pruve. He finked uvver kwantum fizzy-sists wuz talkin a lode of harbls. He sed “lol, yor doin it rong” an maked up teh lolcat-in-teh-box “fought-ecksperrymint” to pruve how silleh thoze kwantum fizzysists ideers wuz. Schrödingar wuz wif yu on dat one – Kitteh wuz wut it wuz.
Is mah lolspeek ok? Iz not mah furst langwidge, I iz knot very flooent.
I wuz wit u until u stopt spekn lolcat. LULZ.
Wy is teh opzervr nessesery tu phizx? For dat matr, wut is a “randum ellymint”? Oar, ef is ezier tu splain, wut is NAWT a “randum ellymint”? Wy wud a opzervr matr wun wai or teh uther? If dey is ownlee wachin, haow duz dey haf inny efek?
*wonders what Stephen Hawking would make of a quantum physics discussion carried on entirely in lolcat*
Haow confoosing. Missijs dat wuzn’t hear howers ago is showin up naow.
Virus, yer lolspeke is bery gud!
Evn tho u iz onlee wachin, I finks dat bi simplee obzervin de prticul, u iz chanjin it thru obzervanse. I finks. Probbly rong. Fizikks iz weeyerd.
Wayt, if I is watchin them watchin sumwun else watchin sumwun else… hoo is watchin ME????
deffnly nawt me, i swares. altho in teh fyoochur, u shud rly nawt b stickin teh kew-tip awl teh wai in ur eer liek dat. iz hazzurdus to ur helf an saftee.
Kwis kuztoadeeyet ipsoaz kittehz?
I can has Latins?
Lolus maximus
Takes mai hand if u wantz to live!!!!
fizicks kitteh iz alsoe a gud sameritan. safes awl de udder kittehs n de uniberse. muches gud ju-ju kome tu he. DO WANT! kthxbai
DIS WAY 2 GAMMA QUADRANT
Look out! It’s Infinity-Kitteh!
Iz infiniteh-kitteh plus 1
iz also infiniteh-kitteh plus 2
Bebbeh stepz, Sparkz.
Bebbeh stepz.
Contact! Wuz xcellent movee … most intellagent an thot provokin … maybee thas y hardlee anywon saw it! Tu bad…
(pleez to tell me dis wuz Contact refrenz, ‘lissa; udderwiz i feel lyk azzwhol…)
OOO, I LURVED dat moovee! How much static on da tape???? WTF!!!!
10 ourz wazznt itz?
Yes iz teh contact. But i fink tah aliyen man sed small steps. I has been ponderin dis. LOOOOVE teh muvie.
muvie is gud. buk es encredibl.
luv dem boeth. buk wil maek u fink eben moar.
I beez ponderin 2. Went to IMDB and findz “offshul” quote:
Ted Arroway: Small moves, Ellie, small moves.
Should beez gud, need 2 see moobie agin!1!
Lieked muvee moastlee, but I felt mehbee teh luv storee kaind uv undermaind sum uv teh poyntz dey wur traiyin tu mayk. Stil gud, doh.
BOOM!! hed xplodes frum kyoot pink toesies!!!
Teh kitteh’s hed oar urz? Wut with awl dat kyoot in teh wurmhole, even kitteh hed might xplode!
mai hed splodes frum kewt spikee furz. baybe kitteh floof iz muchly nice. WANT! kthxbai
ph00lish n00b!
Kittan leik typing detected.
Iz soo floofy, jes wanna snorgle wif him.
Is teh CheezDoodull frum InnfinnittKat websait! Yay! Woo!
Cheezdoodle! Dat’s rite! I cudn’t member himz naym. But I noo himz wuz frum InfinitKat! Himz al growd up naow.
Pleez doan let de kitteh what licked the funny stamp see dis. It blowz himz mind even more.
Imkreasingly L in LOLcats am stand furr sumfink uvver dan Laugh
Woodstock Kiteh sez “dunt eat deh brown kibble!”
increasingly? what, this is new? ;o)
Mebbe I am n00b
I tax it bak
i love this one. probably one of my favs!
Muzzzt…
Hit…..
ESC key….
Kannut…
Reach….
Be sukked in….
Doan tuch dat, u ful! Itz teh histry raiser butan! O_o
LOL! R&S FTW!!! The JOLLEE KANDEE LIEK BUTTON!!!!!
…maybee sumfin bad…maybee sumfin gud…ai gessez wi nevur no!
I can has cyberspace?
am finkin dat duh wurmhoel opund cuz n00b kitteh pizzld ona keybored
dis bebe kitteh luks vary fresh an n00b
Ai alus feelz laik …sombuddy watchin meeee….
I kin haz priavisy?
Evry breff yu taek
Evry moov yu maek
I’ll be watchin yu…
and u, and u, and u, and….
So lawng, fayrwale, off vederzane, oddyoo!
wurmhole cat iz makin wurmholez.k thx bai
Recursive kitteh is…. rekursin? Or jus cursin….
re-cursing… again. it’s a re-cursive procedure, like when you drop the same brick on your toe a second time.
what wud yu wanna do dat for, Stend??????
In Soviet Russia, wurmhole has u…
wait, that’s pretty much true everywhere, isn’t it?
In Sovyet Rusha wurms has holes?
Hoels haz wurms?
I fink we needz to has reyulaizayshun dat “Soveeyet Rusha” joekz not uplikabul tu evreefing.
Dat sed, In Soveeyet Rusha, wurmhoel maykz cat.
snerk… agayn wif teh lemonaidz! owowowowow!
YOU HAVE OPENED A HOLE IN THE SPACE TIME CONTINU… CONTINUI… in the space time thingy. you know the one I’m talking about, don’t give me that look. oh you know DARN well what look I’m talking about. so just don’t so it again.
DAMN U, WESLEY CRUSHER KITTEH!!!!
No farez. Kittteh is kewt. Weztley Kruzher notz kewt!
wesley wuz kewt be4 he growed up. now he just ornery lookin man.
Whut! I thot he wuz kyut when I wuz 13… /geek
I iz male. But mah female frendz from teh day not likez Weztley eithar!
I can haz vurtual buddees?
Plz to be naming the buddees so Iz cans bes chattings withs thems.
OHNOES!!!! Organic, floofy, 3-D Windows NextGen Craaaaaash!!
“yu sed yu wawnted ta poosh the limits ov infinity. We listened. Yu sed yu wawnted ur whole wurld to be meta. Again, we lissened. Yu sed that millyunz ov catz wud be moar fun than skwillyunz ov pixelz. We de-authorized ur copy ov Windoze, reported yu to the NSA, then filed for exclusive ownrship of the idea an did it ennyway. An now the yoonivurs iz collapsing an ur monitorz gonna kill the entire planet by sukking this entire petty reality into a Spacetime Discontinuum. Microsawft, We Iz Evryting Yu Wish Ur Boifrenz Peeniz Woznt.
Oh grate. Butter-pecan i-screem all ober teh keybored. Tawk about ur brain freeze…an doze pecans–OWIE!!!
(ROFTL)
i can has evnt horyzin?
oooo dat was saikardy moovy. It wuz better “hellraizer in spais” then the hellraizer in spais moovy
Bebee kitteh too muthrship! Bebee kitteh too muthrship! Mishin are suksess! Hyoomins heds Splode wen hit wit kyootness ray. Sen teh warreeors NAO!!
LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
+1
Phunnie!
deep kitteh space nine dot com iz mega cool – lykx!!!!
CARTER! De cat is playin’ wit de DHD again!
Fizzikz Kitteh dizcoverz intahstella travelz!
Bebbee Kitteh iz
watcheeng Big Kitteh watch
teh Liddil Ketteh
Kittehz awll awn-lynez
seekeeng thayr Hewmin’z slush fundz
4 much Cheezburgrz
Kittehz diskubbur
IP Messijjeeng. Kreeayt
Kitteh Kawffee Klatch =^^=
Jack.
In case you’re wondering, that’s cat #300, little Cheesedoodle, from the Infinite Cat Project.
ive done it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! im mad i say mad!!!!!!!!… and hungery, 1 cezzeburger plz…k thx bie
llololololololll
Here we see the participants in a controversial experiment conducted in the labs at MIT. It answered the age-old question: “Is a cheezburger a particle or a wave?” The kittehs claimed to have achieved perpetual motion, but before results could be replicated, they ate them.
Dat kitte luks pritteh skared.
“Mah Cheezburger fel thro teh wurmhole!”
O NOES! i kanot surviv in paralelele univerzez! noooooo!
ze pic iz gahnn :/
O noes, we no can has teh kitteh pikshur ne moar!!! ;_;
TT_TT TT_TT TT_TT
(How is my grammar coming along? ^^;)
I want kitteh! GIVE M KITTEH!!
What WUZ this picture or video and why wuz it removed??? Is it available eslewhere? Anthing that generates this many responses has to be interesting! ME-OW!
picturz iz borken! an no way to tell n e onez D: