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mah earz


mah ears are backordered

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kitteh: fiona
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  1. BonzoGal says:

    Shoot, dese Ikea Kittehs AWAZ missing a cupple uv peeces…

    (Wud kittehs frum Ikea has krazy Nordical naymz, liek “Florgenkittinboorgen” or “Snurli”?)

  2. wuvdeshibas says:

    I knowz da “got ur nose game”. “Got ur earz”, Is simelar? Jus tell em “put Bak mah earz” kthxbai

  3. kag says:

    But I checked “send as one shipment”!

    Last cat I order from Amazon.

  4. CJ says:

    No little kitteh. They n da box n little plastic bag. U jus ned 2 asemble.

  5. Badger says:

    Teh Dredhed “Sum Asszymbly Reqired!!”

  6. Melissa says:

    Dear Buyer,
    Thank you for your purchase! Due to an unfortunate event at the manufacturer,
    your missing parts have been backordred. you should recieve them within 4-6 weeks. We apologise for any inconvienience we may have caused you. Please accept this coupon for 30% off you next purchase.

    I’z gonna hafta teech kitteh sign langwaj.

  7. Cottleston Pie says:

    Is dat a kitteh? Oar a fuzzi owle?

  8. Rebecca says:

    Ikea cat Snorglieei sez, “sum assemblee rekwired”

  9. sillyannz says:

    Mai eerz… u has dem?

  10. Menopaws says:

    Kitteh missin hiz detachibl velcro Mood Eerz; can mix n mach – you gotz teh Happee Eers (w/opshunal Happee Tail); Cureus Eers; teh veree populer swivel Rotaeting Eers; an teh Angree Eers (wich convenyuntlee store flat). Othur aksessorees avaylabl.

  11. tigerelsker says:

    wair da chat roomz go?

  12. graceisgone says:

    Earless Kitteh is Earless and will steal your soul

  13. Tony James says:

    Mah eerzes…

    …ai wud sho u dem, but I losted dem :(

  14. The Crapture says:

    “WTF? Lee Press-on Ears?

    DO.NOT.WANT.”

    • stend says:

      I dunno… do they come with unicorn and rainbow appliques, like the ones at ‘Perfect Nail’ around the corner? (please note – the name of the shop is perfect nail, not perfect nailS – apparently, you just get one and I’m guessing you don’t get to choose which) … because that could be VERY attractive…

    • D.R. says:

      Dey is luvley partin gift

      Show em wut we habs fer dem, Johnee

  15. typingisnotactivism says:

    Chopper Reedz kitteh had howse trayning an bettr komand ov da Inglish Langwidj but woz nevr suksessfool as a novelist.

    • tallian says:

      yooz an’ teh interwebz teech me noo things eberyday.

      At least Chopper Reedz kitteh sed “no” to teh mutton chops. Pleh.

  16. Jack Deth says:

    Skawttish Foald Kitteh’z
    eerz arz allwayz thayr. Uz juss
    haz 2 luuk for tehm

    Foaldz arz oapen feeld
    Kittehz. Foalded eerz passd daown
    thru jennurayshunz

    Kitteh canz heerz juss
    fyne. No needz to wisspurr or
    spellz owt t3h Beeg Wurdz :-)

    Jack.

  17. typingisnotactivism says:

    ai can nawt haz top gun ray-banz? pleez juss mark me fradjyle an sen me UPS for ta kill me naow.

  18. Flartus says:

    Periscope up…target detektid…charging lazeree eyes…

  19. Sabretoof says:

    I wuz in teh eester baskit leeving surprizez. Den I heer bebee hyoomin sez look at teh chonklit bunee! Den…, well u ken see, dey awlwayz goes foar teh eerz.

  20. LOLruz says:

    I haz ur eerz, u haz mah bukit. We can reach a mushuali benufishal arangement? Or u prefurz to neva knoe wen naybor yappidog iz comin?

  21. julyisthebestmonth says:

    today’s pics: nao i is unnerstan. first kontac fode, then phoolish cat universe is fode. is awl fawlt of dis here skottish fode.

    congratulations, fiona!

  22. thepetmuseum says:

    dat why i never lissen

  23. phel says:

    Not listnin. Please close box door. kthx

  24. Turkeyburger (no relation) says:

    I is waiting foar mah shipment of teh Ronco “Ears in a Spray Can”. Just spray on, and in seconds u have totally natshurally looking ears!

  25. greywolfe says:

    Ikea Kitteh Mark2: Ears sold sepuratly

  26. catawba says:

    Kitteh in ur box, sniffin urz peanuts

  27. Trachelle says:

    Heer, kitten, I halp u!

  28. Shrodingur’z Kitteh iz v. much alive.

    Howandevvur, Shrodingur’z earz hav gone Quantum.

    Whutever dat meens.

    Tikkles mah quantummy plz. Kthx.

  29. scribbleed says:

    Holdin’ bak the ears…

  30. mumrik says:

    yea, i noo dat!
    :D

    wuz jus tryin to keep up da good wurk yoo startered wif de songz!

  31. Oz Lady and Oz Kitteh says:

    I has herd dat Scawtish Fold and Scawtish Shrthaar iz same. Deh Mummeh and Daddeh mite be wun of eech. Den when bebbehs is here deh alllll hab upearz – den sum fold.

    Is troooo?

    If is trooo den wuz thinkng – wot if allll your bruvvers and sistrs earz folded and urs didnt? U wud thnk u had foldy earz too – or wud u? Wud u be feeln left owt or wud u eben no?

    Just wondering….

  32. CrazyOldLady says:

    Evolutionary cat has devolved to lack ears….cause they never listen anyway!!!!

  33. Beccamutt says:

    BWA HA HA HA

  34. Duffy says:

    This iz whut happuns wen yu ships kitteh in too small bocks!!

  35. outsdr says:

    Don’t get it.

  36. LolcatLisa says:

    Watch owt, kitteh. U don wanna be callin Bangalore askin’ wen mai eers comin? U’ll never unnerstand dem.

  37. iamhoff says:

    Incomplete kitteh is incomplete

  38. D-Railer says:

    This is one of the best lolcats I’ve seen in awhile. Well done!

  39. LOLDemon says:

    Kitteh Van Goe sez “U fink mebbee I ovurdood it?”

  40. D.R. says:

    Dang haercutter

    I esk fer ’short styl’ an dis is wut dey gibes mee?!

  41. pom pom says:

    thai cumms nex weak.

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