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mah earz

mah ears are backordered

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kitteh: fiona
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Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?

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BonzoGal

Shoot, dese Ikea Kittehs AWAZ missing a cupple uv peeces…

(Wud kittehs frum Ikea has krazy Nordical naymz, liek “Florgenkittinboorgen” or “Snurli”?)

B!

Troo dat!

Floof! or Kittehbuttsteenk! Gusheefudeetzem! Schmoo!

ManfredMom

Iz voet fur “Kittehbuttsteenk” FTW!

typingisnotactivism

Flor gen ki ten bor gen
ki teh but schtink shmoo
floof snur li deetz em
gee shpurgee gee doo mm bork bork bork.

yvi-kitteh

stuff like dat in ikea instrucshunz makes u rly glad, therez pics too! :>

 
SarahD

“And nao we put de kitteh in de baskee…”

dragonkitteh leelee

omg sweedesh shef jokes! yayness!

(sweedish shef kitteh says

bork bork bork)

 
 
 
gothkitteh

swedish chef!!! LOLOL!!!!1!!1! ^_^

 
 
 
Cottleston Pie

Efry tym I cee dis poast, I tink yer sayn “kittehbuttsteak” an I is thenking, ew, hoo wunts to ete a kitteh buttsteak?

The Mu

What about a “kitten cheese steak?”

 
 
 
tallian

I also votes fur Snurli. Iz not eben taekn by Ikea, yet!

LOLDemon

I furd teh Snurli. Nawt tu deskriptiv, but stil sugjestz kitteh.

 
 
 
elfinugget

At leezt is nawt headkat.

 
catservant

Snurli. Dat teh best nayme for teh Nordical kitteh.

 
mumrik

ikea kittehs wud has goofy naymz, liek “jörgen” or “greger” - hyoominz naymz dat b TOTLY outdated.
BUT furr amercan markit “florgenkittinboorgen” wud be eksotik and “buymeable” - wud wurk BRILLYANTLI!

i b doooin zo much of de laffingz at “florgenkittinboorgen”!
:D

B!

“Buymeable” works soooo well! Liek a yoosd kar name!!! Or sumpin frum a store on RoDAYoh drive!

 
 
BonzoGal

ZOMG, I got hoam last nite and dere was a bran-noo Ikea cattylog in mah mayl! Sinkronissity! I must naow go worship at teh Church uv Ikea and gib dem a sakrifyce uv all mah munnies.

mumrik

ikea kan reed youze mindz.

 
 
 
wuvdeshibas

I knowz da “got ur nose game”. “Got ur earz”, Is simelar? Jus tell em “put Bak mah earz” kthxbai

 
kag

But I checked “send as one shipment”!

Last cat I order from Amazon.

 
CJ

No little kitteh. They n da box n little plastic bag. U jus ned 2 asemble.

Lil

halp! no posable thumbs to asemble wif!!

 
ManfredMom

IZ dey maeks “Liquid Nails for Ears”???

chewly

staple gun werks betteh.

chewly

well, i wuz jus kiddin! i has two kittehs and would never dream of taking a staple gun to their headz. good heavens.

Cottleston Pie

Relax! angelkins wuz maykin a funnee.

 
Jimmy C. Corn

People, the cat-speak is funny on the images because the cats talk that way. Here in the comments it’s not cute. It’s just hard to read, weird and annoying.

 
chewly

heh. iz relaxed. dun worree. low cheezburgerz sez lotsa peeps didn like my idea.

 
Cottleston Pie

I fink dere is a randum cheezburger voater doaner. Sumwum wif no since of hyoomer hu jus voats ebryone doawn. Cos it semes like sudinly efry poast wil be havings smalr chezeburgrs den it had befoar.

 
snafutti

I suspekt bitter-laik votin. not sayin y. can haf good guess plskthnxbai

 
 
mumrik

PLZ not to b doin dis!
*skeeerered*

 
 
catservant

Gurrileh glu. Spesifikly rekumended for teh kitteh ere replasemunt.

 
 
Antoinette

We trai it on u first, K?

 
 
paws4thot

I uzez da zupahgluu inztedz.

 
tenhousecats

dere were a groomer reecently whut, um, well, sort ob ober-clippered a goggie’s ear…. and she putted it bak on wif superglue. neglekted to tell da goggie’s hoomins bout it. dey figgured it out when da peece ob da ear falled off….. so much fur dere rating wif da bedder bidness buroo, ya tink?

 
 
markdaycomedy

There iz alwaiz one ear leff over dat u dunt kno whut too do wiff

catawba

LOL, allweez xtree partzz

mumrik

allweez xtree parttzz AND missing partzz - reeeeel filosofikul.
(i r no dis, bkaws i iz libbing in sweeeden, member?)

yvi-kitteh

well, if u had like one extra ear, but missing tail, or missing leg, u cud just place the extra ear where the missing part wud normally go.

then u can haz special kitteh. ^^

Runs With Scissors

AWL kittehs iz speshul.

 
Cottleston Pie

Sum is jus moar speshul dan uthers.

 
 
BonzoGal

U libbing in Sweeeeden? Plz 2 aksept mah fanks 4 Ikea. I doan no how I eber libbed b4 Ikea came 2 mah city. Fank u, Sweeedish peeps! (Also teh Sweeedish massaj- we fank u 4 dat as well.) (And lingonberriez.)

mumrik

no, no - fank YOO!
i’z spended awl dey todey fanking EBBERYBODDI from yoo.
no i has de REEELY nais wite jakket.
nly prblm r produkshon fawlt: sleevez TOOO long, so nais man tieded dem for me. on my bakk.

 
doctorcat

U is be doin varry well fur typin wif ur nose.

 
mumrik

yeah, well…
twas eefer nosetaipin klas or baskitweevin by foot klas, so…
“dey’z komin 2 take me awai…”
:)

 
snafutti

hmm baiskit weevin bai foot. … I can has splinterz?

 
mumrik

if ya has - i’z kan b maikin de furrst aided on youze foots.

 
sally

der comin to tak mi away ha ha ho ho he he

to teh funnie farm, wher awl iz beeutiful awl teh tim

n dos nic youny menz n der cleen whyte shirtz

wen ai waz bout 16 (oh soo meny meny yearz ago) dis song waz a giganticus hit onna radioz, n me n mi bestest fren wood sing it awl teh tim……onlee naow dis iz awl teh werdz ai can member.

 
 
 
 
Jude

u meen, laik tehr is alwaiz one ear left in teh sink wehn u done wiht teh washn up?

 
 
 
Badger

Teh Dredhed “Sum Asszymbly Reqired!!”

 
Melissa

Dear Buyer,
Thank you for your purchase! Due to an unfortunate event at the manufacturer,
your missing parts have been backordred. you should recieve them within 4-6 weeks. We apologise for any inconvienience we may have caused you. Please accept this coupon for 30% off you next purchase.

I’z gonna hafta teech kitteh sign langwaj.

Spryte808

I’ll teech heem sign langwaj… I iz kno der langwaj anyway..

 
doctorcat

Is OK. Kittehs nebber lissen NEways. Only need earses to look bizzy washin dem.

Melissa

How tooo, how trooo. ;-p

 
 
stend

this round shape I’m making with my hands? this is a cheezburger…

 
 
Cottleston Pie

Is dat a kitteh? Oar a fuzzi owle?

Hyla's Brook

Dat’s whut I thought! Kitteh looks like a barn owl!!! Kitteh say “Who, who!” or “Me who?” Eny way, I be happy to snorgle kitteh 2 mak up 4 no eaars!

 
Dexaan

Kitty doez teh ORLY Owl imprezzsion

 
gayla34

Hedwig’s half-breed lov child? :D)

doctorcat

Sumpin between Hedwig an Crookshanks we shud no about?

Flartus

Ahh…an Hedwig lives on! Jo will rite a new seerees abowt teh orfinned son of Hedwig hoo must fites teh evil Lady Doggebref for the gud of all magical creechures.