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Shoot, dese Ikea Kittehs AWAZ missing a cupple uv peeces…
(Wud kittehs frum Ikea has krazy Nordical naymz, liek “Florgenkittinboorgen” or “Snurli”?)
Troo dat!
Floof! or Kittehbuttsteenk! Gusheefudeetzem! Schmoo!
Iz voet fur “Kittehbuttsteenk” FTW!
Flor gen ki ten bor gen
ki teh but schtink shmoo
floof snur li deetz em
gee shpurgee gee doo mm bork bork bork.
stuff like dat in ikea instrucshunz makes u rly glad, therez pics too! :>
“And nao we put de kitteh in de baskee…”
omg sweedesh shef jokes! yayness!
(sweedish shef kitteh says
bork bork bork)
FTW!!!!
swedish chef!!! LOLOL!!!!1!!1! ^_^
Efry tym I cee dis poast, I tink yer sayn “kittehbuttsteak” an I is thenking, ew, hoo wunts to ete a kitteh buttsteak?
What about a “kitten cheese steak?”
ah votes fur Snurli
I also votes fur Snurli. Iz not eben taekn by Ikea, yet!
I furd teh Snurli. Nawt tu deskriptiv, but stil sugjestz kitteh.
At leezt is nawt headkat.
Snurli. Dat teh best nayme for teh Nordical kitteh.
ikea kittehs wud has goofy naymz, liek “jörgen” or “greger” - hyoominz naymz dat b TOTLY outdated.
BUT furr amercan markit “florgenkittinboorgen” wud be eksotik and “buymeable” - wud wurk BRILLYANTLI!
i b doooin zo much of de laffingz at “florgenkittinboorgen”!
“Buymeable” works soooo well! Liek a yoosd kar name!!! Or sumpin frum a store on RoDAYoh drive!
ZOMG, I got hoam last nite and dere was a bran-noo Ikea cattylog in mah mayl! Sinkronissity! I must naow go worship at teh Church uv Ikea and gib dem a sakrifyce uv all mah munnies.
ikea kan reed youze mindz.
I knowz da “got ur nose game”. “Got ur earz”, Is simelar? Jus tell em “put Bak mah earz” kthxbai
But I checked “send as one shipment”!
Last cat I order from Amazon.
No little kitteh. They n da box n little plastic bag. U jus ned 2 asemble.
halp! no posable thumbs to asemble wif!!
IZ dey maeks “Liquid Nails for Ears”???
staple gun werks betteh.
ouwwwitch…….!
well, i wuz jus kiddin! i has two kittehs and would never dream of taking a staple gun to their headz. good heavens.
Relax! angelkins wuz maykin a funnee.
People, the cat-speak is funny on the images because the cats talk that way. Here in the comments it’s not cute. It’s just hard to read, weird and annoying.
heh. iz relaxed. dun worree. low cheezburgerz sez lotsa peeps didn like my idea.
I fink dere is a randum cheezburger voater doaner. Sumwum wif no since of hyoomer hu jus voats ebryone doawn. Cos it semes like sudinly efry poast wil be havings smalr chezeburgrs den it had befoar.
I suspekt bitter-laik votin. not sayin y. can haf good guess plskthnxbai
PLZ not to b doin dis!
*skeeerered*
Gurrileh glu. Spesifikly rekumended for teh kitteh ere replasemunt.
“Scrooged” FTW!!!
We trai it on u first, K?
I uzez da zupahgluu inztedz.
dere were a groomer reecently whut, um, well, sort ob ober-clippered a goggie’s ear…. and she putted it bak on wif superglue. neglekted to tell da goggie’s hoomins bout it. dey figgured it out when da peece ob da ear falled off….. so much fur dere rating wif da bedder bidness buroo, ya tink?
There iz alwaiz one ear leff over dat u dunt kno whut too do wiff
LOL, allweez xtree partzz
allweez xtree parttzz AND missing partzz - reeeeel filosofikul.
(i r no dis, bkaws i iz libbing in sweeeden, member?)
well, if u had like one extra ear, but missing tail, or missing leg, u cud just place the extra ear where the missing part wud normally go.
then u can haz special kitteh. ^^
AWL kittehs iz speshul.
Sum is jus moar speshul dan uthers.
U libbing in Sweeeeden? Plz 2 aksept mah fanks 4 Ikea. I doan no how I eber libbed b4 Ikea came 2 mah city. Fank u, Sweeedish peeps! (Also teh Sweeedish massaj- we fank u 4 dat as well.) (And lingonberriez.)
no, no - fank YOO!
i’z spended awl dey todey fanking EBBERYBODDI from yoo.
no i has de REEELY nais wite jakket.
nly prblm r produkshon fawlt: sleevez TOOO long, so nais man tieded dem for me. on my bakk.
U is be doin varry well fur typin wif ur nose.
yeah, well…
twas eefer nosetaipin klas or baskitweevin by foot klas, so…
“dey’z komin 2 take me awai…”
hmm baiskit weevin bai foot. … I can has splinterz?
if ya has - i’z kan b maikin de furrst aided on youze foots.
der comin to tak mi away ha ha ho ho he he
to teh funnie farm, wher awl iz beeutiful awl teh tim
n dos nic youny menz n der cleen whyte shirtz
wen ai waz bout 16 (oh soo meny meny yearz ago) dis song waz a giganticus hit onna radioz, n me n mi bestest fren wood sing it awl teh tim……onlee naow dis iz awl teh werdz ai can member.
u meen, laik tehr is alwaiz one ear left in teh sink wehn u done wiht teh washn up?
Teh Dredhed “Sum Asszymbly Reqired!!”
Dear Buyer,
Thank you for your purchase! Due to an unfortunate event at the manufacturer,
your missing parts have been backordred. you should recieve them within 4-6 weeks. We apologise for any inconvienience we may have caused you. Please accept this coupon for 30% off you next purchase.
I’z gonna hafta teech kitteh sign langwaj.
I’ll teech heem sign langwaj… I iz kno der langwaj anyway..
Is OK. Kittehs nebber lissen NEways. Only need earses to look bizzy washin dem.
How tooo, how trooo. ;-p
this round shape I’m making with my hands? this is a cheezburger…
Is dat a kitteh? Oar a fuzzi owle?
Dat’s whut I thought! Kitteh looks like a barn owl!!! Kitteh say “Who, who!” or “Me who?” Eny way, I be happy to snorgle kitteh 2 mak up 4 no eaars!
Kitty doez teh ORLY Owl imprezzsion
Hedwig’s half-breed lov child? :D)
Sumpin between Hedwig an Crookshanks we shud no about?
Ahh…an Hedwig lives on! Jo will rite a new seerees abowt teh orfinned son of Hedwig hoo must fites teh evil Lady Doggebref for the gud of all magical creechures.