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Shoot, dese Ikea Kittehs AWAZ missing a cupple uv peeces…
(Wud kittehs frum Ikea has krazy Nordical naymz, liek “Florgenkittinboorgen” or “Snurli”?)
Troo dat!
Floof! or Kittehbuttsteenk! Gusheefudeetzem! Schmoo!
Iz voet fur “Kittehbuttsteenk” FTW!
Flor gen ki ten bor gen
ki teh but schtink shmoo
floof snur li deetz em
gee shpurgee gee doo mm bork bork bork.
stuff like dat in ikea instrucshunz makes u rly glad, therez pics too! :>
“And nao we put de kitteh in de baskee…”
omg sweedesh shef jokes! yayness!
(sweedish shef kitteh says
bork bork bork)
FTW!!!!
swedish chef!!! LOLOL!!!!1!!1! ^_^
Efry tym I cee dis poast, I tink yer sayn “kittehbuttsteak” an I is thenking, ew, hoo wunts to ete a kitteh buttsteak?
What about a “kitten cheese steak?”
ah votes fur Snurli
I also votes fur Snurli. Iz not eben taekn by Ikea, yet!
I furd teh Snurli. Nawt tu deskriptiv, but stil sugjestz kitteh.
At leezt is nawt headkat.
Snurli. Dat teh best nayme for teh Nordical kitteh.
ikea kittehs wud has goofy naymz, liek “jörgen” or “greger” – hyoominz naymz dat b TOTLY outdated.
BUT furr amercan markit “florgenkittinboorgen” wud be eksotik and “buymeable” – wud wurk BRILLYANTLI!
i b doooin zo much of de laffingz at “florgenkittinboorgen”!
“Buymeable” works soooo well! Liek a yoosd kar name!!! Or sumpin frum a store on RoDAYoh drive!
ZOMG, I got hoam last nite and dere was a bran-noo Ikea cattylog in mah mayl! Sinkronissity! I must naow go worship at teh Church uv Ikea and gib dem a sakrifyce uv all mah munnies.
ikea kan reed youze mindz.
I knowz da “got ur nose game”. “Got ur earz”, Is simelar? Jus tell em “put Bak mah earz” kthxbai
But I checked “send as one shipment”!
Last cat I order from Amazon.
No little kitteh. They n da box n little plastic bag. U jus ned 2 asemble.
halp! no posable thumbs to asemble wif!!
IZ dey maeks “Liquid Nails for Ears”???
staple gun werks betteh.
ouwwwitch…….!
well, i wuz jus kiddin! i has two kittehs and would never dream of taking a staple gun to their headz. good heavens.
Relax! angelkins wuz maykin a funnee.
People, the cat-speak is funny on the images because the cats talk that way. Here in the comments it’s not cute. It’s just hard to read, weird and annoying.
heh. iz relaxed. dun worree. low cheezburgerz sez lotsa peeps didn like my idea.
I fink dere is a randum cheezburger voater doaner. Sumwum wif no since of hyoomer hu jus voats ebryone doawn. Cos it semes like sudinly efry poast wil be havings smalr chezeburgrs den it had befoar.
I suspekt bitter-laik votin. not sayin y. can haf good guess plskthnxbai
PLZ not to b doin dis!
*skeeerered*
Gurrileh glu. Spesifikly rekumended for teh kitteh ere replasemunt.
“Scrooged” FTW!!!
We trai it on u first, K?
I uzez da zupahgluu inztedz.
dere were a groomer reecently whut, um, well, sort ob ober-clippered a goggie’s ear…. and she putted it bak on wif superglue. neglekted to tell da goggie’s hoomins bout it. dey figgured it out when da peece ob da ear falled off….. so much fur dere rating wif da bedder bidness buroo, ya tink?
There iz alwaiz one ear leff over dat u dunt kno whut too do wiff
LOL, allweez xtree partzz
allweez xtree parttzz AND missing partzz – reeeeel filosofikul.
(i r no dis, bkaws i iz libbing in sweeeden, member?)
well, if u had like one extra ear, but missing tail, or missing leg, u cud just place the extra ear where the missing part wud normally go.
then u can haz special kitteh. ^^
AWL kittehs iz speshul.
Sum is jus moar speshul dan uthers.
U libbing in Sweeeeden? Plz 2 aksept mah fanks 4 Ikea. I doan no how I eber libbed b4 Ikea came 2 mah city. Fank u, Sweeedish peeps! (Also teh Sweeedish massaj- we fank u 4 dat as well.) (And lingonberriez.)
no, no – fank YOO!
i’z spended awl dey todey fanking EBBERYBODDI from yoo.
no i has de REEELY nais wite jakket.
nly prblm r produkshon fawlt: sleevez TOOO long, so nais man tieded dem for me. on my bakk.
U is be doin varry well fur typin wif ur nose.
yeah, well…
twas eefer nosetaipin klas or baskitweevin by foot klas, so…
“dey’z komin 2 take me awai…”
hmm baiskit weevin bai foot. … I can has splinterz?
if ya has – i’z kan b maikin de furrst aided on youze foots.
der comin to tak mi away ha ha ho ho he he
to teh funnie farm, wher awl iz beeutiful awl teh tim
n dos nic youny menz n der cleen whyte shirtz
wen ai waz bout 16 (oh soo meny meny yearz ago) dis song waz a giganticus hit onna radioz, n me n mi bestest fren wood sing it awl teh tim……onlee naow dis iz awl teh werdz ai can member.
u meen, laik tehr is alwaiz one ear left in teh sink wehn u done wiht teh washn up?
Teh Dredhed “Sum Asszymbly Reqired!!”
Dear Buyer,
Thank you for your purchase! Due to an unfortunate event at the manufacturer,
your missing parts have been backordred. you should recieve them within 4-6 weeks. We apologise for any inconvienience we may have caused you. Please accept this coupon for 30% off you next purchase.
I’z gonna hafta teech kitteh sign langwaj.
I’ll teech heem sign langwaj… I iz kno der langwaj anyway..
Is OK. Kittehs nebber lissen NEways. Only need earses to look bizzy washin dem.
How tooo, how trooo. ;-p
this round shape I’m making with my hands? this is a cheezburger…
Is dat a kitteh? Oar a fuzzi owle?
Dat’s whut I thought! Kitteh looks like a barn owl!!! Kitteh say “Who, who!” or “Me who?” Eny way, I be happy to snorgle kitteh 2 mak up 4 no eaars!
Kitty doez teh ORLY Owl imprezzsion
Hedwig’s half-breed lov child?
)
Sumpin between Hedwig an Crookshanks we shud no about?
Ahh…an Hedwig lives on! Jo will rite a new seerees abowt teh orfinned son of Hedwig hoo must fites teh evil Lady Doggebref for the gud of all magical creechures.
doctorcat, dat is so much win.
Teh owl an teh pussycat went to sea
In a beyootiful pea-green bote…
Offspring tu be named “Crookwig”? “Shankhed?”
PLES RING IF AN RNSER IS REQIRD.
Underneath the bell-pull there was a notice which said:
PLEZ CNOKE IF AN RNSR IS NOT REQID.
WOL reference FTW!
little did you realize that WOL was the originator of lolspeak!
Christopher Robin wuz no mene lolspeaker his self:
GON OUT
BACKSON
BISY
BACKSON
C. R.
Ikea cat Snorglieei sez, “sum assemblee rekwired”
Mai eerz… u has dem?
mai eerz – let u show me em.
Kitteh missin hiz detachibl velcro Mood Eerz; can mix n mach – you gotz teh Happee Eers (w/opshunal Happee Tail); Cureus Eers; teh veree populer swivel Rotaeting Eers; an teh Angree Eers (wich convenyuntlee store flat). Othur aksessorees avaylabl.
teehee! phuniie woomun!
LOL!! o ur loliness… u strikz agen.
teh Angree Eers is teh best – wuns aftur a rly rly crappee meeting, mah sisstent sed, “It wuz so grate to wach u in dat meetin, SA. If u wer a cat, ur eerz wudda been FLAT agenst ur hed!”
is Mr Potatohead’s kitteh. mebbe also has innerchangeable tails fer different kitteh moods.
Ooh, dats good – I wantz teh changeable whikkers too!
wair da chat roomz go?
Earless Kitteh is Earless and will steal your soul
How random is dat?
Mah eerzes…
…ai wud sho u dem, but I losted dem
“WTF? Lee Press-on Ears?
DO.NOT.WANT.”
I dunno… do they come with unicorn and rainbow appliques, like the ones at ‘Perfect Nail’ around the corner? (please note – the name of the shop is perfect nail, not perfect nailS – apparently, you just get one and I’m guessing you don’t get to choose which) … because that could be VERY attractive…
Comez wif Lee Press-On Boyfriend and Lee Press-On Lifestyle!
Dey is luvley partin gift
Show em wut we habs fer dem, Johnee
Chopper Reedz kitteh had howse trayning an bettr komand ov da Inglish Langwidj but woz nevr suksessfool as a novelist.
yooz an’ teh interwebz teech me noo things eberyday.
At least Chopper Reedz kitteh sed “no” to teh mutton chops. Pleh.
Skawttish Foald Kitteh’z
eerz arz allwayz thayr. Uz juss
haz 2 luuk for tehm
Foaldz arz oapen feeld
Kittehz. Foalded eerz passd daown
thru jennurayshunz
Kitteh canz heerz juss
fyne. No needz to wisspurr or
spellz owt t3h Beeg Wurdz
Jack.
tanks, Jack. Wuz hopin’ sumbodiez wuld tell em boutz Skawtich Foaldz.
kthnxzbai!!1!
Y can not haz Skawttizh Foald Kittens in Skawtlandz? I iz Skawtizh an Ize not noing.
ai can nawt haz top gun ray-banz? pleez juss mark me fradjyle an sen me UPS for ta kill me naow.
Periscope up…target detektid…charging lazeree eyes…
I wuz in teh eester baskit leeving surprizez. Den I heer bebee hyoomin sez look at teh chonklit bunee! Den…, well u ken see, dey awlwayz goes foar teh eerz.
I haz ur eerz, u haz mah bukit. We can reach a mushuali benufishal arangement? Or u prefurz to neva knoe wen naybor yappidog iz comin?
today’s pics: nao i is unnerstan. first kontac fode, then phoolish cat universe is fode. is awl fawlt of dis here skottish fode.
congratulations, fiona!
dat why i never lissen
Not listnin. Please close box door. kthx
I is waiting foar mah shipment of teh Ronco “Ears in a Spray Can”. Just spray on, and in seconds u have totally natshurally looking ears!
ok. dat a gud wun.
Ikea Kitteh Mark2: Ears sold sepuratly
Kitteh in ur box, sniffin urz peanuts
sorry, it made me lol!!!!!!1!
Heer, kitten, I halp u!
Shrodingur’z Kitteh iz v. much alive.
Howandevvur, Shrodingur’z earz hav gone Quantum.
Whutever dat meens.
Tikkles mah quantummy plz. Kthx.
dats wot u get wehn messin wiht teh probablty of kittehs.
Kittehs probablty up to no gud
Meanz Kitteh can haz eers or lizzen, not bothz.
Unless kitteh iz still in teh bocks.
Holdin’ bak the ears…
my bebbeh is a centearfold?
actly thinkin of Simply Red song
yea, i noo dat!
wuz jus tryin to keep up da good wurk yoo startered wif de songz!
oops – how did ma komment end up bein liddle entri awl by self?
ah, well…
I has herd dat Scawtish Fold and Scawtish Shrthaar iz same. Deh Mummeh and Daddeh mite be wun of eech. Den when bebbehs is here deh alllll hab upearz – den sum fold.
Is troooo?
If is trooo den wuz thinkng – wot if allll your bruvvers and sistrs earz folded and urs didnt? U wud thnk u had foldy earz too – or wud u? Wud u be feeln left owt or wud u eben no?
Just wondering….
Evolutionary cat has devolved to lack ears….cause they never listen anyway!!!!
*SNORK*
Fangs. Mah coffe, it was needin to go up mah noze.
BWA HA HA HA
This iz whut happuns wen yu ships kitteh in too small bocks!!
I saids I wntd a trim n fit kitteh not fr u tu trim n fit kitteh.
Don’t get it.
Watch owt, kitteh. U don wanna be callin Bangalore askin’ wen mai eers comin? U’ll never unnerstand dem.
Incomplete kitteh is incomplete
This is one of the best lolcats I’ve seen in awhile. Well done!
Kitteh Van Goe sez “U fink mebbee I ovurdood it?”
*lolz*
Dang haercutter
I esk fer ’short styl’ an dis is wut dey gibes mee?!
thai cumms nex weak.
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