jazz hands!
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capped and submitted by: bunzilla
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Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?
» Learn Lolspeak — teh furst language born of teh intertubes.
Bob Fosse wud b prowd.
Iz showtiem foax!
Poor Bob … he Fossed hisself intu eerly graav, wot wit teh hooch, teh smokx, teh drugz, an teh gurls … he wuz busy boy!
Da bes mashup: Bob Fosse koreografd, wif new modern rappn sawng!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NIGbhPLZmjY
NOAS!!!!! me Alien!!!! I eatz you Dallas, naowz!!! nom, nom, nom…..
Doan u mean “spirit fingers”???
Jazz hands came first.
Way furst. Lik yeerz n yeerz firzt.
( ” we’re bitchin !!! we’re hot !!! we’re everything you’re not !!! ” )
( ” we’re b1tchin !!! we’re hot !!! we’re everything you’re not !!! ” )
iz nu heer, but i think that be frum bring it on?
Wee R cheerleederz, cheerleederz.
hate us coz we’re beautiful but we don’t like you either!
and “these”are GOLD
Kitteh has traktor beemz….
Beamz me up kitteh….
Kitteh has a Kneel Diamund seedee, or mebbeh an album?
“Luv is on da roks!”
Crazy.. ca cha cha Cool!
Crazy…ca cha cha Cool!
ZOW WOW WOW WOW!!!
i has flight
luk i even has fethers, sorta
airborne cat is airborne.
Indifferent cat in the background is… indifferent.
Dats cuz teh lure is desined fer ketchin teh Spred-paw Leepin Tabbee. Yu has to use mor of a cookee to attrak teh Smoke-bak Loafcat. Live bait wurks well for mos varietees of Carpet Sharkz, an uf corse cheezburgurs will cauz feeding frenzee.
- Eyezak Waltun, “Teh Compleet Catanglur.”
ooooh! much win!
LOL at werks… oh mercy, that is teh funneh!!!!
DAT WINZ!!
Duffy, u is teh funnee. U hasta come writes for mah pets hyoomur list! Is no for munnies or even burgers, but is teh fun! Clik link by mah naem fur sample list and detayls. kthx. Use “contact us” link to rite to mee (List Vet).
Anybuddy else can joyn, too. Is top 10 lists, a little diffrent than making capshuns for pictshurs but there is so manny creeaytivez peepls heer I thinks it wud be fun for lotsa u guise. We alwayz can yuse noo blud. Teh moar butts to sniff, the merrier!
mai hubbee lieks tu phish. mebbee he shud taek tips frum u.
prolly lose sum dat belly fat cud flye highah. kitteh on de couch not amuzed.
U an me posts both popd up at teh same tyme. Eben tho rited 4 min erlier it waddnt dere whe i wuz ritin minez!
We seen cowch kitteh togevurr! Bwlilliant minz fink alike!
Lookit teh ovvur kitteh onna cowch. Iz him pissed he dinnt gitz teh part, or iz him embawaased for him fren?
definnitlee pizzed about deh part. ah NO dat “ah cud caer less” tood. it masks a busted eego fur shur
Oh, yeh - Luv teh Fosse koreografee - if onlee kitteh had blak bowler hat!!!
(Umm…kitteh has a littul tu much tummee to be a Fosse dansur rilly.)
“Mowsimus, u has GAWT to lae off teh cheezburgers! Hao u spectin to has ur hat n cummurbund fittin bai teh big opunin nite next week?!!”
I had a kitteh (Sport) who loved that toy, he would leap into the air, grab it with both front paws, stuff it into his mouth, do a 180 degree flip and come down with his head held high as he strutted away with it in his mouth
LOOKIT! MOM! MOM, LOOKIT! MOM, UR NAWT LOOKIN!!!
Yesh, yesh… I see u, honee… *sigh* just like I saw the frist 3,792 jazz hands u did.
Mommeh’s wachin teh clok insted, cowntin teh daze til skool’s bak in.
kitteh launches attack on hyoomin. Film at 11.
send your hate mailz to da editor: @ Inohearuz.com
kitteh on de cowch: omgomg can’t look he’s gonna crash omg can’t watch
Power of fezzers drawing me into skies
Liza Minnelli kitteh still hav nize legz
(Many ‘z’s in honor of Liza Wif a Z)
Dis is old, i know i’ve seen dis pictur in the ICHC archives…
Ur point is….?
Yeah, and it’s PHOTOSHOPDED!! I saw the original in Pedantic Pictorial Weakly and it’s actually an amazing photo of Flavor Flav busted in the front row of a Pink Floyd concert. All they’ve left in this version is the clock and the feather (the shorter one, the longer one was originally a spacetime continuum praying for Dave Gilmour to stop being a tosser).
SO MUCH WIN!!11!!
Thiz may bee furst tiem in hiztoree that Pink Floyd and Public Enemy be inz teh saym sentenence
leaping kitteh is leaping
Kitteh has cleavage.
*snortz*
I cannot unsee wut I just sawded.
thx
ZOMG!! Kitteh Bewbz!!!
—–
Wurs den manboobz, keep ecksercizin, kitteh!
Undercat 2 sav da day!
I uze da foars in mid-air!
Ryucat says, “Shoryuken!”
I can has faiyurbawl?
HALP! Who turn off gravitee??
Levatayshuns. I has it.
hmmm. datsa straj wai 2 play peek-a-boo
iz it a kitteh fing?
K, ma turn!
(troll) OMG! Dis kitteh toadallee preggerz! U shud NEBBER NEBBER maek a pregger kitteh to jump liek dis, she kud miscarree! TINK OV DA LOLKITTENS!!!! PLEEZ PEEPS, NEBBER, NEBBER DO DIS! (/troll)
you tottly overlook the whole issue of teen pregnazy — this could be whold dissertation. if you are going to post warningins mus be bery bery bery bery thourol B troll…… I jus sayin….
WTF iz dat thin? I putz spel on it!!
BANZAI!!!
I tink the litle orentl swingin faz has mezmerizd cowch kitteh.
Bodigard kitteh takes the bullit
*this pic is actually later in the voting lineup and this was one of the captions- or something close to it. I thought it was lol.*
****Super Star!!!!!!!1*****
Iz ironic couch? Posiblee no. Seez teh phunee clok and hooks on teh windoze jambs? Vary strang decorashinz.
Kitteh on cowch : I if dem mowses trai wrunning up dis clok agin. I Bee Reddee.
Invisible football…
dis fedder….it be haffin magnitizm!