i licked a funny stamp.

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photo by: ?
capped and submitted by: bunzilla
note to kiddies, do not lick funny stamps
Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?
» Learn Lolspeak — teh furst language born of teh intertubes.
look owt kiki is going to get yews
Has eyes like teh boy from “Grudge”
Y iz u turnin intu a giant mowsee? Kum heer. I r wont tu lik u, tu.
Fur an’ Loafing in Las Veggies….
I bring u pees, i bring u luv
Simpsons ref FTW!!!!!!!!!
u bring pokkit-fox pokkitz tu?
It’s brunging us pees…don’t let it get away! break it’s legz!
witout teh simpsons, life can has no phunnie
LSD cat is trippin’.
YOUR EYES ARE A LOVELY SHADE OF BLACK THIS EVENING
( man I miss saying that to people. you ever wanna see a random circuit queen snort overpriced bottled water out their nose at 3am while listening to cher do ‘believe’ for the umpteenth-freakin-time that weekend right before you realize you’ve lost your friends AGAIN? well now you know how )
My buddy and I used to classify them as “bugs,” as in “daddy-bug,” “baby-bug,” “juice-bug,” and so on. It was as frightening as it was funny to watch, but not so great, actually.
I don’t get around much any more.
sirkit party cat…
…iz sketchy
YOUR EYES ARE A LOVELY SHADE OF BLACK THIS EVENING
u can haz pyoopilz dat keeps ur eerz warm.
I love teh giant pyupilz. I luvz dem. And da permagrin. I luvz da permagrin. I misses it.
I miss being able to fool myself into thinking bad DJ’s are actually danceable ;o)
I missez da permagrinz
I do notz missez da terrible tuesdays tho
I nevur had tarribul toozdayz. But the all-nighterz watchin’ teh Rokky Horrir Piktor Zhow… lawlz…. yeth
Terry Pratchett’s Death FTW!!!!
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Oscar kitteh iz in ma bed! HALP!!
But where is Death of Rats? Did he run away from big-pupil kitteh?
Nahhh, he not afrayd uv kittehs. Bsides, he haz Quoth 2 protekt him…
muh kollij frenz had a kitteh (kitteh inna dorm, not so grate akshully) en wun tyme sumbuddyz stash went missin…den kitteh went missin…fownd kitteh 2 dayz later inna bafruum kabnet unnerneef alla towlz…kitteh lookin at peepl lyke WHOOOOAAAAA…wher ya bin, doood? dis kabnet, man…itz sooo coooooooool…
FTW
PLZ DONT DOOOOOOOO THISZ!!! MILLYUNZ OV STASHES DIE SENSELESSLY EVRY DAY!!!
lol, PSA also FTW!
Diz katnip sumhowe bettur den da othur kynd. I kant put mah paw on wy, tho.
my friend’s dog got into the stash one time… friend and dog both lyin’ on teh flore, friend was lyin’ on his side w/ his head propped on his hand, doggeh was lyin’ on his side w/ his paw in himz ear. They both had the same expression, though… tongue lollin’ out … wuz funneh.
Yello submreen kitteh…
…iz inna yello submreen.
looks wite to mee
as da milller toldz his tail dat is face at fust jus gostly
Procum Harum ftw!
Sumbuddy else heer iz old as mee….
Alternate Caption
“Oh God, Oh God, I can see forever!”
Anyways, cracked me up, and now everyone at the coffeeshop is staring at me. Well done, children.
D’oh! I swares ur comment wasn’t der wen I wroted mine, DI… sawry bowt dat!
Headcat…is a head.
poor ketteh suffrz phrom leukophobia.
Horrbl phear ov kolor white
Stamp had pikshur of mikee mowse in a sorsurur hat…ooh - lookit all teh pritty culurs…
Wun stamp maek u larjer, wun stamp maek u small…
wyte rabbitz FTW!!
… an teh stamp teht movver giv u doan do anyfin at alll.
Jefferson Airplane FTW!
/shows age
ZOMG!!
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=104230681533682472
Jefferson Airplane doing White Rabbit, circa longlong time ago…
Jefferson Airplane = FTW, IMO, and I’m 15. Age doesn’t matter when it comes to music, I guess. XD
~~w~~i~~n~~!~~
Iz dat cat Alice?
This is what my eyes look like when I leave the eye doctor
Yesh! Get da funne shaydz frum dem, put dem on over ma own shadez, an den SKWINT!!! Brite lite! Why can nebber be clowdy day when I go to Optometryst??
the last tyme I wentz to da eye doc, I was almos ousyde n I reelizes I fergotted da funee glasses N den I tink “is ok, I have tranzyshuns linzes”. Dat was BAD ting to tink cuz I open up da door and ’bout dropped to my neez it wuz so freegin bryte. WUZ REEEEEELLY NOT SO GREAT AKTUALY
Sawree, nobody. Yew maed me LOLz beecuzz eye baen der. True dat iz not so graet wifowt funene shaydz.
I bet dis wuz takn jes bfor kitteh went *FOOMPF* and got him!!
Yes! Dis kitteh not hai, himz gettin reddy for pownse. First iz black eyez, den come shoder-twitch. After dat iz butt-wiggle. Den *FOOMPF*.
I had to do it:
I can seez forebver…
…..andz ded peeple..
..
Andz ur doomz
If U goez to war… a grate nation will fallz…
so… not so grate aktually…
Orikull ov Delfi FTW!!! Sniff dem fyoomz!
it’s like ‘best of ICHC’ !!!
I digz mine own gravy. White room anna White Rabbit. Puts it on pls.
I’z haffing a “Feer and Loafing In Laws Vagass” flashbak naow.
OH GOD - I CAN SEE FOREVER!!!!!
woah…
kewl.
LOL!
Teh snozzberries tastes like snozzberries
Roald Dahl! My fave!
Asid kitteh has munchees. I can has cheezburger plz? Kthx. nom nom nom. wow! teh flavurs hav so much colur! so much i kan heer dem!
trippee kitteh haz colur tasteebuds n phantasik eyeholz. wunder wat rest ov de kitteh iz liek? WANT…mebbee???
i can sees the mewzik!
(hmm, after 12 hourz, thiz not so gret ennymoar, ackshuly…)