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u.. wil… OBEH!!!!
fact about kittehs….
no matter how many times you swing a watch ing front of them, it’s still a plaything.
Yu haz tryed hipnotizing kitteh?? Inneresting…
you know a better way to get them to give up a ‘nip addiction?
Mine need the support of their 12 step group!
24-step group, Shirley?
Kitteh has twice as meny feets as peoples, must need twice as meny steps.
just say OH to catnip
cheezy duzzit
I tink u nede tu swich to sumting loawer oktane, Kitteh. Lyk Jolt.
OMFG! WUT IZ DAT?? O.O
WHUTEVUR IT IZ, IZ RELLUVINT TO MAH INTRIZT.
Indeedz it iz I will makes it mine
U maaaad mee larff!!!!!1! Thnnx
Klose up Kitteh is reddi furr mah klose up
Red Bull giff me wingz? I prefur cheezburger….
but wif wingz u can FLIEZ to cheezburger! FLIEZ, KITTEH, FLIEZ!!!!!!!!!!!
When i sees cheezburger mah pupilz is dilatingz.
ALso mah pulse iz racingz.
DO WANT!
nooter???
Whut u meen I be happyeer kitteh wifout em? Srsly dude, wher u gettin ur informashun?
Wide eyed Kitteh iz
much wyyrd. Dubbil Espresso
shawtz hab strawng Ju-Ju
Wun likkz 4 tayst iz
fyne. Ennee moar an Kitteh
gets Insommneea
Kitteh willz krash sune
Affur kleeneeng Fud Boal an
paynteeng t3h garajj
Jack.
LOL at “paynteeng t3h garajj”. Kitteh cann com paynt mah bafroom cupbord. Iz rael grimee frum preeveeous tennants. Iz rael gros. I iz goin tew paynt mahself, fore mah owne peece of mynd.
kitiz in mah howz haz fayld to do dishiz, daspyt da fakt dat da dishwozhr iz unlokd and der is dishiz in teh sink reddy to be did. wtf. An’ da dishiz fairies, dey nawt do dem neethur. Damnit, I haz to do mahself AGIN!?!?!?!? WTF. An’ nohbuddy did Daddeh’s londree? An’ der been nobuddy pikkin’ up da livvin’ ruum neethur. Doez teh mumma doez EVRYFING in diz howz?? I meen, seeryuzly.
All I evur wantid wuz for them to run the vakyoom. Itz their fur aftur all.
But NoOOooooo.
Teh vacuuum is to bee feereded bai all kittehs in mai hows. I go to teh boom klosets, an my 17 yr old kitteh, she mediatly trots up teh stairz.
teh over 2 are 4 an 5 yrs ol. tehy come up and say hello funneh machine wut ar u? teh tehy are all archy bax wif teh “OH NOES… machine R angry at us!!! run furr ur laivs!!”
I put teh vacuum away, close teh kloset doar, and ol kitteh, she comes trottin down teh stairs. Young kittehs, tehy have flatted ears and puffy tales, all teh rest of teh dai. Ol kittehs rock.
Yu want kittehz tu run vakyoom? Mah kittehz run FRUM vakyoom!
snafutti, yr old kitteh has much smrt.
mah 1 goggie, she lyk vakyoom en wil follo it aroun de howse til she getz speshul upolstry brush treetmint. it lyk goggie day spa massaj. udder goggie, she run en hyde frum vakyoom.
yu no teh rulez!! Momma doez evurtheeng! An dem dam chore fairies….if dey EVUR sho up-I’m gonna kik der butz! Lazie bumz!
Wait til aftur dey du teh chorez, tho….
Umm, Elfi? I thinks u useded up ur allotment of teh letter “d” wif dat post dere…
Wen kitteh finsh wid ur howse, plz to come do mine?? I needz hoel insyd howse payntedz. Kitteh cn start wid ceelng in 2 storree fo-yeay!
Iz gets mor Red Bull & cheezburgerz 4 himz!
insommneea? no kitteh suffah frum dat. chase mowze littel fasstr, then tayk de nap. (lvli blu eyz)
Anudder fyne pees bai r resssiden po-it! Lubs it as uzhwal, Jack!
i bought u sum starbux frapacheenoz, but i drinked them.
Alzo sum monzturdrinkz. But I drinkded dem too.
Oh well, gess it b up to mee…. Don’t Do This, Please Don’t Do This! No cafeens fur teh kittehs.
Aw heck, I cant keep it going….
’sides, I tink cafeens must be endangerred spesiys, whut wit us all drinkin it an den waystin it by snortin it on the monitor thingee.
PS If you wants a troll license, join http://groups.yahoo.com/group/lolfrenz/
I made one fur evrebudy.
Aw, DM, u r so sweet! *goes to get license*
Tankyoo, DM! (applies for license)
No praublem. Kafeens growz on bushez. Yez reely.
That license ROOLZ!!!! Fanks!
me too….hope dey doan runz outta dem!
Ican has licence to troll? not just a permit? Ican wear pink fluffy troll wig in photo?
( we used to joke: “you don’t have a licence to ill, you only have a permit” )
PERMIT TO ILL
Dis license haz a floofy blu troll on it, but iffen u ask nice, I’ll make 1 jus for u wit teh floofy pinknocity. I’ll even try to dress it in a flying munkee suit.
i can has liscense? i haz teh caffeinated nasal lavage down pat & haz rolluv paper towels for to pass around to be wiping of monitors…
“caffeinated nasal lavage” bwahahahahahaha so much win
i wuz waytn fer teh OH NOES!!!!!1!!! FINK OV TEH KITTEHS!!!!!!!1!!! posting.
fank u ver much, DM!
*pulls off fedora hat* PUUURRRR. “Aw, just look at him. Look at him in his wee little boots!”
uh, dat’s nawt mah catnipz!
luvs teh shrek kitteh!
OMG - I can see forever!!!
Dis endin doan make senz
http://www.icanhascheezburger.com/tag/forever/
Yikerz!
I REEDZ INTO UR SOLES!!!!!!
an eeted them
*nom nom nom*
win win win win win win
*snorks yet another mouthful of coffee*
i m no longer taking mah coffee inna cup. gonna jes use a straw up mah noze & cut out teh middleman.
paper towelz plz?
ai can see thee seamz in thee air, an thee spacez insyde thee seamz. we are awl konnekted. we are separated molkyoolz ov da wun mass konshusness, interdependnt yet moastlee unawayr. ware do aynjelz go wen thay die? why iz sand awsum at th beech, but suxxorz awn ur cowch? wudn’t curling up in a feetal pozishun be moar convining if yu had a gigant woom? wud anywun get upset if ai fed care trollz to confyoozd vejetariunz. . . .um . . . ai mayd yu mushroomz but thay eeted me.
faaaar out, kitteh!
rspkt furr youze observayshions and Deep Fowt.
gimme sum ov whutevur yu bin taykin, kthx.
Humz “teh seemz in teh ayr, teh spayc inzyd teh seemz”…. Um I bin der, I fink. lolz.
oh my. I kan haz flazhbak?
yayz.
wun ov mai colledg frenz sounded laik dis wuns. He went on and on about teh Kraft conspiracy, how deh kraft trux wuz alwayz everywaer. Talked fur 10 hourz strait.
Whut u meen i takez placeboz?
Whut about deh spacegoblinz & kozmik pyramid?
I swears i c it!
Dr Sagan-kitteh haz eksepshonal pyoopilz and surrownz dem wiv da wundrz ov da yoonivurss.
BILLYINZ AN’ BILLYINZ!!
reellee cold thurmometr.
:::POIT:::
Lolz!!1!!! Nyce sound effex!