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I feel just the same way.
omg! you can has grate name!
But R u LOLquacious?
Aww, narkoleptyc kitteh iz narkoleptyc!!1
CFS kitteh is CFZzzzzzzzz…
Sad kitteh needz a gud crai.
Awww! No b sad, kitteh! U can has cheezburger!
iz nawt sad. iz Mr. Spock’s kitteh doin mind meld.
“my mind to ur hard surfaces . . . . i feel wiped . . . get . . . . awf . . . . me”
ZOMGZ TEH FUNNEH U IZ WIN.
ZOMGZ2 …. live LOL & prospr Elfi ….
an aktual *headdesk*. Neato. (Kitteh ben reeding ICHC?)
( yes – kitty’s reaction to care trolls )
haz ridden to harwayr stoar in a fissbowl under teh gas peddl, bort naylz an cum bak an hammered hed into taybul, tayken pikshur an sented into ICHC juss to say “F$* U care trolz”. hardcoare.
TEH WIN!!!1eleventymillions
Mah heero
thatz a garfield kitteh comic. Garfield goes tuxedo. lulz
But fink of doez poer naylz… tehy not hurt u, an u pown emz wif teh hammerz. Evvury singul dai milliiions of nayls r blunted, bent, or even plunged up tu tehmz hedz in wud, bai cruel, unfinking kittehs.
Ai noe mos of u are caring respekful kitteh ownrz, and wuld neffer let yur kittehs uss a hammerz, still fink of teh ocasional moron who jes glances at a hardware catalog an finks “nail mai hed to a tabul! wat a gr8t ideaz!”
say it wif me naow: nayls abuse … DO NOT WANT!
iron-ic
But a gud point. Sharp thinkin.
Frustrated cat is frustrated
thx 4 dis grrrt kitteh foodz im goin 2 eatz
Cat-enly Fahder, we fank yoo for dah cheezburger we iz abowt to reseev…
Oh yes!!! Dis iz so cute in dat partikilir kontext!!
*singsong* I’m on the taaaabbbleeee! Iiiiii’mmmm onnnnnnn theee taaaaaaaaableeeeeeee!…
Juuuuusssst tryyyyyyy and stoooooooooooppppppppppp meeeeeeeeeee!!
……….anyone? Anyone gonna try and stop me?……….. I’m waiting…………
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
That looks goooooooooood.
where my contact go?
I droppeded it……….
Dis is why i can be hasing lazer eye korectshon surjeree. Kitteh needing to upgrade vishon plan.
Muzlim Kitteh is nappin in direkshun ov Mekka
pray 4 peeeec kitteh, then goo prey 4 food, specifiklee NO PORK cheezburgerz, wich u prayd 4 2!!!
“Dis tablekloff has a flavur.
Flavur of Kloroform.
Me am feel sleepzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
zzzzzzzzzzz
zzzz
zz
z”
Not piktured: Evil Edwardian Villain Kitteh twirlin whiskur moustash….
teh win!!
No momma I nawt sweepy.*hed bobbin*
No momma I dunna wanna go teh bed*eyes rollin back, hed bobbin*
ZZZZZZZzzzzzzz.*snap!*
Yes momma I’z awake.
LOL! Bebes on da nodz!
I not sweepee! I not sweepee!
Hee hee. When my son was about 4 he did eggsackly dat. Protested “I’m not sweepy!” as he fell asleep on teh spot–face down in a plate of pasketti!
Mmmmm… pasketti!
Gud for nomming, not so gud for fashial akshully.
Also tuf to breethe.
Jorj, Jorj, Jorj of the kichin, LUK OWT FOAR DAT…
*splat*
THUPER CHICKEN!!!!
me does luvs! ROTTLSHIPMP! (rowl awf teh table laffin so hard I pee mai pants)
Wurkin’ un mah lappy, makin’ junkfood, workin’ til mornin. Coffee doesn’t work ahnymohr.ZZZZZZzzzzzzzZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Beewarez. Nobodee can excape teh powah of teh attakin nap!
mai kitteh, jynx, duz this…is yoga poze, comes aftur spheenx kitteh an rite afore kitteh ball…so much wif teh kyoot!
tho’ not so grate fer teh breethings, ackshually.
Dis tuxedo kitteh iz channeling panda momma!
http://www.sandiegozoo.org/zoo/ex_panda_station.html
Dat’s Bai Yun’s favrit posishun for tendin her new bebe panda!!!
She rawks, 4 bebes in a decade, an her first bebe has had 3 sets ov twinsies!!!!!
Wow! I r teh jellus! We thawt (hopeded!) Mei Xiang mite be pregnunt, but no luk. No kidbruvvers or sistrs for Tai. Not yet ennyway.
I can’t even think of anything to say. Just so cute.
Peeeeze jus one cheezburgers peeeze! I be gud gud kitteh, peeeze!!! I cain’t go on witout mai cheeeeeeeezburger! I neeeeeeed mai cheeeeezburger baaaaaad! I gib U anything fo justs 1 more cheeeeeezburgerrrrr! U makin me cryin. I WANT CHEEEEEZZZZBUUURRRRRRGER NOOOOW!
Listen to him Ward…. he’s never fussy like this he must be exhausted.
He just had a cheezburger June, He’s so sleepy he doesn’t know what he wants.
I was goin for a dirty joke, but i just can’t do it.
I’m sure Stend will be around soon. ;0)
hmmm… something about six black men and a wonder bread wrapper used as a condom maybe? (hustler white reference, M you should go rent it, funny as h3ll you’d love it) … nah, I got nuthin
all this care troll stuff is making me feel unfunny
awwww hunnneee* pat onna back* fudge da troll.
nk i do it…
MOM DAD CUM KWICK! SUMPINS EETIN TEH BEAV!!!!!
‘lissa u r a bad bad gurl …. but soooooo phunnee!!! (((insert huge durrrrty laff)))
Srsly… wuz liek teh swift hand uv hyoomurr swatted frum b-low! *smack!* BWAAAAhaha!!!
“Ward, I think u were a little hard on the beaver last night…”
o noes… don’t let teh caer trollz get u daon!
heh? weerd poasting playsment striks agen!
k, neberminz *whew*
Diskuvvurd at last: Kitteh’s sekrit on/off buttin is lokaytid dirreckly atweens teh eerz awn teh top uv teh hed. Volunitree tabultop or ironik kowch arm appulkayshun r beins teh moast effeck… effect… teh bestest wais to maeks it wurk.
I’z not asleep!! Just checking mah eyelids for pinholezzzzzzzzzzz
Why do we feel compelled to say goofi stuff like that? I’m restin my eyes. yeeeeah riiite. uh huh. Why can’t we just say yes I’m noddin off…..leeme lone.I think it must be something from our chilhood. Like now your mom will show up out of nowhere or call… You’re not restin your eyes… GOTO BED!!!!
i trieded dat.
dey fyred me ennyway.
now i tell em be4orehand. “I tired. gonna be sseeeeeepy. sowwy. me try better tomorrowz, k? thx.”
zzzzz.
(an den i takes no-doze an CAFFEEEN? I NOT HAD CAFFEEN. U HAD CAFFEEN?? I NOT HAD CAFEEN. IF I HAD CAAFFFEEEN I’D BE JUMPY. I ARE NOT JUMPY. ARE U JUMPY? IF I HAD CAFFEEN I”D BE TALKIN ALL LOWD AND FAST. I NOT TALKIN LOWD. U TALKIN LOWD??? MEBBE UUUUU HAD CAFFEEN!!!)
Teh A**holez dat fyred you HAD TEH CAFFEEN! Day nawt finkin rite.
Stoopy munkee soot wearin f00lz!
SOwy bout job lost. Me der, 2. Gud luks in serch 4 nu & bettr job wid mor muneez!
Mor muneez & cheezburger bennies!
Vewwy sorries
Kitteh saw teh 2 oranjis on teh tabl, thot they wer his missing harbls, and faynted.
lolz
harbls teh syz uv oranjs wud maek meh faynt too! yikes!
great balls of …orange?
Great joocie balls of orinj!
oh noes! teh orinj ones are poysin!
Good ting dey tooterd him, if hiz herballz wuz poyzin!!!
I bet he walked purty funnee befor they tutored him if he had harbls liek that!!
O grayt Flyin Asketti Monstur, plz grant me dis boon….
Plz send manee cheezburgrz to ma tummee, an den let der be much schnorgle and schmoo uv ma floofy keyootness!
Amang!
ramen, sistah!
Hallefalujah!
awesome, just awesome. I must ‘member that one. BTW, wut is care troll? I theenk I miss sumptin. Also? Ware de ornj ones be poysun come frum?
A care troll is someone who comes on this site, thinks the photo is real or we want people to hurt their pets, and freaks out about it; they write a long lecture, “How could you?!”, that sort of thing. It’s usually done by the kind of person who checks into the site, then checks out again, taking just enough time to annoy us but not enough to really care. Acting superior when they don’t even know what they’re talking about. That sort of thing.
Oohhhh, I geddit nao. I thot they just had no humor. Or irony. Or life.
….but wut about teh “oryng wuns beein poyzun”??
See macro of June 25, showin kitteh lyin on back in an expirin-in-agonee pose (or possiblee jus stretchin), wif a brite orinj plush mowsie-toy by him…capshun iz his last gasp, “teh orinj wuns….they r…poysin…”
http://icanhascheezburger.com/2007/06/25/teh-orange-ones/#comments
See this for the origin of “teh orange wuns” comments
I can has FAQ paige?
P.s. An plz send sum pyrats 2 protekt me frum ninjaz.
Nobuddy can sees me! I’s hidin.
Wun tew tree ten! I winneds!
Kitteh is just makin shur that u aktually gotted 350 thred cownt linens 4 reelz. “Lesee… wun, too, free, fore… dang it, I lost cownt agin… wun, too, free…”
Awbjecktiv acheevd
Kitchun floar travurssd an chayrz
klymed. Wut I duu naow?
Lawtz uv stuff awl t3h
Kitchen kounter. Kitteh sadz.
Kant get thayr frum heer
Kitteh kood leepz, but still
2 farz. Kloasez iez to fink
Takyz a Nap, instedd
Jack.
all hail king jack of the lolku
BILLIONS of cats are accidentally mistaken for dinner EVERY DAY when left unattended and unmarked on kitchen tables like this. Have any of you stopped to consider how many people might now be unwittingly influenced to eat their cats because of this picture and the message it might be sending. Every day some person in their kitchen must decide between spiral slicing and honey glazing their cat (heartbreaking) or braising and roasting the neighbor’s firstborn legal professional. I cannot condone this, i do not find it funny or cute and even though i have made it a point to insult your collective intelligence, i will make sure to play the martyr as loudly as i possibly can if anyone criticizes me for doing so
Don’t do this.
PLEASE DON’T DO THIS.
(/snark)
[sry, kudn't rezHISSt a litl moar mahkery of teh kunsern troalz]
Wut IS rong wif brazing and wrosting legal prowfessionals, naybor’s firsborne or NOT? We shoulds being careful wif oar kittehs, of coarse.
Rizk of food poizenin? safer to eetz cheezburgerz!
O, do NOT want to EAT legal pwofessionals, just see them brazed and wrosted. Will make worl bettr place, no?
Whi r lawyers buried 30 feets deep? They r gud peeps, deep down.
Oh yez.
Rolleh Polleh Trolleh! U has teh phunnie!1!1!1!
Think of lolcats! DO NOT EAT!
gawd, it’s turning into an artform ;o)
But it’s not nearly long enough. You should go on and on and on until you are sure that no one is actually going to read it.
coffee snorts from nose
Dat is horribl… how can u say dat??? Kittehs shud NEBBER be honey glazed, u shud awaz first yooz a nyce dry rub uv herbz an papreeka, an den braise dem in a lite wite wine sos!
(Mr. BG and I joke that our chubby girl kitteh wud make a deelishus roast, and our muscley boy kitteh wud be better in a stoo. They always look flattered wen we tell them that…)
“One h3ll of a nice animal, frequently mistaken for a meatloaf.”
Kliban reference FTW!
O mai. Must go getz moar kawfee nao. An a clawth fore teh kawfee I just spilt on teh desk. 2 funnee.
“eated 2 much turkee…fealin efex of teh triptofan…kant…stae…wakeszzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz”
Gottah wyp mah noze
It reelly ichiz
Febreez……I LUVZ IT
SNIFF………..SNIFF……………Ahhhhhhhhh
Muslim Kitteh bows to Mecca
Islamic tradition actually holds that one day, upon going to get his robe after receiving the call to prayer, the Prophet Muhammad discovered his favorite cat, Muezza (معزة), asleep on the sleeve of his robe. rather than disturbing the cat, he cut the sleeve off the robe, prompting the cat to bow as a show of gratitude when he returned. It is also said that he frequently held Muezza in his lap while delivering sermons
But teh wife….Did u show ur ankle?
I has a Koran…needz to reed moar.
Huh. I’d heard dat same story, but bout Confucius…Confuscious…dat Chinese guy.
An I read dat bout st franciss! LOL!
But da part abowt leckchoorz wif kitteh in lap, dat wuz Mohammed I herd it abowt!
Profets whut kin rekunize libing sowlz in udder bodies, an den bez nice to dem: DO WANT!
Is pruf dat teh mark of a grate spiritual leeder is a luv of cats!
Awl peepulz kan reech undurstandin fru lolcatz.
Oh noez.. naow I is Confusious!!
Mohammed cut off sleeve to not disturbe sleeping kitteh (he noes better dan dat!).
Confucius storee is about beckoning kitteh (like teh figurine u seez in chatchke shops and restaurants in Chinatown) (if u still dont noes what I mean, google teh images for “beckoning cat”).
Storee goez like dis:
Confucius waz out for walk one rainy day when he seez teh kitteh with paw raised. He tinkz, “dat kitteh look like itz beckoning me to come over dere”, so he duz.
Den, teh litening strucked in teh exact spot where Confucius wuz befoar teh kitteh beckoned him off teh path. Confucius tinkz, “My life… dat kitteh has saved it”. Ever since den, teh beckoning cat is much good luck. Even moar good luck if you gives someone beckoning cat as prezzie or they gives you beckoning cat as prezzie.
Duudulee duu, duudulee duu.
I’z jest siten heer,
beyin a kaht.
Duudulee duu, duudul-NAP ATTAK!!!!
*fud*
zzzzzzzzzzz
Kitteh emuliatez hiz idol, Garfield.
Meatloaf Cat taeks loaf part very very srsly.
Jus whut iz mah motifashun? Lay dere all dellishus? hmmmm.
GOT IT!
COMEDIC GOLD (nice caption)
C boss?? Dis wat hapnz wid teh sleeps ap .. apni .. wens u stpz breefing lotza tyms in teh nitez. noes cn stay wakes in day. ‘Sides, eberybudy noes Cats is nox .. noktun … nites creeturs!
The tables they has aromas.
*headdesk*
Wheeewwww!!! mommee needz 2 liiten up on teh garlik in teh spagettee sawz!!! no can seez or breethz!!!
Zonkd kitteh sez “Teh root done has kickd in”….zzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Ruslurz Rapsodee refrnce
Monday Kitteh haz caise of Mondayz awn Wednesday.
I fur reel lul’d at this wun. Is like me aht wurk!!1
narcoleptic cat
is
*zZzZzZz*
Kitteh, sshhh, but sometymes at werk I haz nap attacks tew. Iz okay tho…workin’ overnites is long werk. Boss sez, “I not condone or endors dis, but iz okay to take leetle napz during sum prograyms.” Boss, he is kewl.
smrt kitteh iz reedin teh fyn printz.
ahshameded kitteh is…ahshameded
Poar kitteh. Mowswellz silvr hamah comed down upawn ur hed?
Is apprently erly Garfield refrinz. Garfield used to could has nap attackz. Hed alwayz yell “NAP ATTACK!” and can has sleepiez anywherz.
surpreyezd nobudy menshuned Garfield sooonr. =D
Dis happen to me wen I goes to long meetings after lunch.
Emo kitteh iz deprezzded.
Faceplant cat is faceplanted.
Neersited kitteh tryin to read teh “Mowsie Dailey Noos”.
Kokaine kitteh haz bad habbitz *snif*
SCHNNNNNNNNNNNORRRRRRRRRRT!!!
I’ze chekin Kat Mosseses tablelclawf for leftovaz.
She do not want…She do not want…She do not want…KOKAINE!
Ur kichen tabl…I……….
ZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz………
Narcoleptic cat is…..
ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ.
My kitty does this all the time. Apparently “on your face” is an oft-overlooked but highly comfy position to sleep in.
I should take a picture…
It helps if yu can breethe thru yer eers.
Dat’s also a gud trait in a man.
(Okay, ai git mind owt uv gutter now… srlsy…)
No need… Dat wuz bof teh funneh an troo!
mah satchel festus like dis in thundrstom. giant normus fang-teef black kitteh skeerd o de thundr n litnin.
ostrich cat
is
tryina bury head in sand? table is no sand, kitteh.
Kitchen…so…much…blue….
…overwhelming…
Louie… mah 25 lb cat… whut set off a SERYUOS LECSURE on acct of bein FAT an diabeetus an stuff. Just kum bk frum teh vet saying
Dis 1 HEALTHY kitteh.
Just soes u noes.
(Vet sed hed ways 5 lbs alone!)
Yay fur Louie! He not fat, he floofy.
Ackshually, he ben SHAVED. Dat set off lekshure 2. Kudnt groom butt. K-Troll yells, FAT, FAT, FAT.
(sirously hurt feelinx… Louie’s dat iz)
Yay Fat Louie! Plz to be tellin him teh lolfrenz luff dat he is BIG AN BOOTIFUL.
Fat Louie is a grate naem foar cat. Sounds liek he is pool hustler, or mahfeeyah…
“Yeah, me an Fat Louie and Jimmy teh Floof is gonna go ruff up some mowsies tonite…”
ROFL, “Jimmy teh Floof.” Kitteh Mafyeeah naemz FTW!
Hims mus hav lotses of brayns to hav hed dat hevy.
But….how vet no hed ways 5lbs alone? Vet take head offof kitteh to wey??? Poor kitteh!!!
DO NOT DO THIS!!!! Srsly.
’sokay, it unskroos. Mah kittehs wear there heds backwurds all teh time.
faceplant napz r teh bestest!!!!!
“An plz bless mummeh and daddeh and teh peepls wut maek gusheefud and teh inventor uv teh cheezburger and awl teh funneh hyoomins at ICHC and plz maek teh peepl at teh cheezburger restront axidentilly put 1 extry cheezburger in mah mummeh’s next to-go order and let it fawl on teh kichen floor 4 me, aymen.”
narcolepsy!!!
GARFIELD! Teh original Lolcat.
Lol iz alz I gawt 2 say.
Oh god! XD This site is killin’ me!
I can imagine the sound of his head hitting the table! XD
nap attack from garfield!
yes Iz sleepn. yu go wai.
Narkolepsee…
i has it
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