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OWCH kitteh! I noes how u feelz! Once u git it owt, DOANT PUTZ IT IN UR MOUF!
Dat naystee.
Can I has a lazer eye koretshon surjeree?
Wait a minnit…We all knows teh kittehs can shoot teh lazers frum dere eyezes…does dat meen dey can correct dere own visions?
I noez how u feelz to. puttin in ur mouf iz not onlee naystee but it noes wurx!
if only i had opnosable fumbs. ah could fixor.
i sprained my right posable thumb onct and it wuz horrible.
dese klaws dun halp neevur.
` Bork bork bork!!
` My cats is technologically advanced alien race, don’t has eyeball kontaks!
lolcat is the swedish chef
Swedish chef, i luvs! “Dabeer dabork dabork, da CHIKIN!” He wuz bettr than Statler ‘n Hilton put togethr!
U meenz Statler N Waldorf. Leest u gotz teh hotellz.
Morsh dur morsh du de morsh Bork bork bork!!!
Swedish chef refrunz FTW!!!
da ur gee shpa gurgy shporgy po dee chii kee.
mimi mi mi mi mi mi mi mi
shporgy blurgy pigurgy bee ker.
waka waka waka!
Today we maken da turkey fuer de smorgasbord! (curse my lack of umlauts!)
dunn b 4gettin de sweeeeedish meeeeeeeeeeeetballz!
deyze b mowr of de yummeez dan de turkeee (witch NOT 2 b on da smörgåsbord, axshully)!
Waka! Fozzie bear! YAY! Doant fergit gonzo an himz chikkenz!
Chikn naymd Camilla – Luk bettr dan Chawles wife!
Hoongee boongee hur de flur, FLOOP FLOOP FLOOP!
beer onna keyboord! u phunnie wooman!
fanku ‘lissa! *cheers fur beers*
ZOMG!! that totalle wurks in SweedChefish
thezz beer on tha kee bord ga sploogie
bork bork bork
You can beez “offishul” Sevedish Chef tawker with this!
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Bork bork bork! Swedish Chef FTW!!
You is one cutie to be soo advanced an alien, but I thinks you needs bigger collar!
I doan geddit…
If you wear contact lenses, sometimes if u blink weird or rub your eye, some times teh contact will fold up or roll up and it’s very uncomfortable!
PLEH!
mah kontak dun it when I wuz on de tredmill other day. Meowch.
… and so not funny. you know, every day thousands of lolcats are blinded by contacts, just like this one. I cannot condone this type of humor and will be leaving for the next seven seconds…
OK: NEXT!!! (where’s TB? or anyone?)
Stend – re-add troll to your name. It’s been a week nearly and you’re still doing the snide attack thing. I haven’t been here at all and you’re still going at it.
Forgive my absence, I was in the hospital for 5 days – (no, I’m not kidding) It’s a bit disconcerting and saddening to come back and want to smile after a week of hell and find you STILL attacking me.
I won’t be responding to your snide comments anymore – I stick by what I said about overweight cats (and the link on the main site bears that out) and I also stick by what I said about not having cats free in the car when it’s moving.
Other than than, take care, and keep attacking me – in my absence this week, people had to have seen I hope how wrong it is..
Be well, seriously – if you need to attack someone to feel good, then so be it.
Koneko
um, maybe you should scroll back thru the last week’s posts – then again, maybe not
was it only a week???? Seems like much longer….oh well…
I click on teh littl boxy theeng and poof! unplezint, negativ hyoomin all gone!!
I’m sure the people around her can only wish it was that easy – good call catservant !!!
Wot uze damidge? Stend doin da funny reverze t’ing!
umm he’s not the onlee one.. have you read the last few pages of comments since you were last here…..
oh by the way… hope you are ok….this is a LOlcat site… most poeple here are well informed of cat saftey..thats what makes stuff here funny.. we know better.
Hope ur helth is ok!
Melissa,
Thank you for the well wishes regarding health – we have just relocated from NY to Seattle, and I’ve never had such a bad asthma attack, with complications.. it was very frightening and I’m still not well, to spend nearly the entire first week of you relocation in the hospital without anyone you know, and alone (other than my husband for whom it’s been very hard also) has been very painful and frightening — being sick has been pretty awful too.
I really want to make something clear though about the humor and intellect thing. Truly and with all my soul, Melissa, I *know* that this is a humor site, and I know that most people are intelligent and that the majority are well informed. I truly know this, never doubted it for a moment and I never said “Hey stupid people don’t drive with your cats free in your cars” If you look back at the original post, I said that I thought the care was probably STATIONARY and it was for the PICTURE….
But also in all truth, most people make average errors every so often; I have seen a lot of them.
For example — If someone knows their cat is very stressed and is calmed by being in their lap, they might well do it — I did it myself when I was in my early 20s and I’m an intelligent person; I thought it was in the kitty’s best interest to not scream and cry and give itself a heart attack
Luckily no ill ever came of it, but subsequent to that time (and that beloved kitty died at 17, and it took part of my heart as you can imagine) I learned of the kinds of accidents that happen where a loose cat in a car gets under the pedal otherwise distracts the driver, and because of the work I do, I know what can happen — even if the decision was made in good faith based on the kitteh’s needs just the way I did when I had my cat who would cry and scream and go into a fit that could have killed her when I tried to take her to the vet in her carrier… I was torn, but I held the cat in my lap, I loved that cat so much, she was my heart… 17 years of loving a cat who only in her later years relaxed enough to allow herself to be loved (the cat that picked my husband at the shelter when we went three months later to find someone who wanted to come home with us, loves to lie on our laps tummy up with total trust, and soon we’ll get another… 2-3 is good, if we had more space, then puppies and horses and more cats, ones who need a home and want to come with us
Anyway, I guess I’m trying to say that pure “intelligence” doesn’t always translate to good decisions – everyone makes bad ones. My decision to spare my cat agony was the “wrong” one legally — and if she had spooked and gotten under the gas pedal we could have ended up a statistic and me in jail for negligence or worse, but of course I didn’t know that then.
Yes, this is a humor site and that is why I come here – but as people who love cats, we have to recognize that occasionally something has to be said. Even on a humor site, every once in a while.. and that even people who are aware of cat safety make mistakes.
If I had seen a picture with a cat sliding around a Swiffer wet jet in the background I’d be in all caps warning the person — that stuff has killed lots of cats, it’s a product that is used to clean floors, maybe you’ve heard of it… the Swiffer Wet Jet, and it apparently is tasty to kitty tastes and killed a lot. If I knew that and someone posted a picture, it’s not intelligence, it’s awareness of a problem and the consequences, no lack of intelligent at all.
Even with the most intelligent and well informed group, there are those who make mistakes.
It’s okay to say something.. it’s not about intelligent or thinking others are stupid or anything of that nature. If you read my original post you’ll see that, I said that I DID NOT THINK THE CAR WAS MOVING.
For example, there is a link about overweight cats on the main page – because we sometimes overfeed out of love and hurt our beloved companions. We aren’t stupid, we don’t need lectures, but sometimes pointing something out is not a bad thing.
Please bear in one thing in mind. I never condescended. I said that I THOUGHT the car was STATIONARY. But it’s very to follow the lead of someone who makes “humorous” insulting comments… and then as you know, as most people know, individual people are lovely, but get a mob going and things can go badly.
I wasn’t the only one who raised a caution against moving vehicles, but Stend didn’t like my comment and attacked and *yes* I was at fault for responding, I should have just left it alone, responding was wrong, but it’s hard to not respond when someone attacks.
99% of things here are humor, but there are the occasional links about kitty health, and that video about the cat with the motor problems (made me cry, thinking of cats like that being killed for no reason) and the feline diabetes and so forth – anywhere you get a group of people who love animals you will always have something that raises a concern every so often.
Attacking the person who addresses it and then extrapolating it silliness isn’t very nice or fair.. especially when it’s so easy for everyone to jump on the bandwagon, the original post is long forgotten the poster gets turned into what he or she never was…
I hope you’ll read this understanding that there is no condescension here at all, I hate condescension – to me or from me. I’ve seen a lot of bad things happen (so have others) in the course of my life, in the course of my work – and RARELY are they the result of intent to do bad, or the result of lack of intelligence. They just happen… issuing a concern and pointing something out to the “me” out there who is 20 years or 15 years younger that I was – intelligent, made a decision, but a bad one – is a responsibility… I’m not calling that younger me or older me or whomever it is “stupid” — I’m pointing out a very real possibility.
Given the horrendous tragedy that can result from this kind of accident, and they happen often enough, it was a fair and appropriate thing to raise.
Of every hundred pictures or so I see here, something might occur to me that isn’t “omg, how cute.. run and snuggle my cat and can’t wait to get another from the shelter” Usually it’s laughter and joy.
I’m sorry you seem to have fallen in the with the view that I thought anyone was stupid or that I thought myself more intelligent. I don’t, not by a long way – education and intelligent aren’t the same, just as making a good decision — well a decision can seem to be the best for a cat, and be well reasoned but not be a good decision.
That’s why a few other people raised it also and defended it.. but once the mockery and derision and RIDICULE (that’s a big one, it’s very effective, very powerful, whether person to person or politics or anywhere… ridicule someone and you make them into a joke, it works sadly to say, too well) — once the ridicule was there, no one CARED what had originally been said, I was the joke and had said this and that and the other thing, and was obviously unbalanced and need “my medications adjusted” — that’s viciousness and cruelty.
My husband is very right, it doesn’t matter what I say, once things are viewed a certain way by a group (I’ve moderated enough to know how futile it is to try to get people to look at things from the start and be fair – it’s more fun to laugh and mock, even if the person knows it’s not really very nice and perhaps not even justified, it’s easier to just assume the person is wrong and go along and attack).
I apologize for the length of this reply, I have tried several times to say these things, but they get overlooked again and again “What she is really saying is that this isn’t a humor site and that we are all stupid and let’s attack her and make her miserable that she dared to point out a danger — one picture in several hundred — and make her wish she’d never opened her mouth”.
It’s not fair, and when I’ve moderated I’ve tried to prevent this sort of thing, but inevitably if it happens, the person has to endure it — and wait until it stops; I guess I didn’t expect, in a community of intelligent cat lovers, to get that sort of reception raising a very real concern… and again, one which was also raised by others. Intelligence is wonderful but it doesn’t ensure that a person will make the right decision, and if one person has thought “Well, my cat gets very upset going to the vet, so I hold him in my lap and he’s calm” (as was my, not this one, he loves the carrier, soft airline one he adores it to hang out in
— but if one person thinks “I guess I should put the cat in the carrier JUST in cast it startles and causes an accident — then I’ve done what someone did for me years back when they told me I was doing something VERY potentially dangerous and possibly saved my life and the lives of whomever I might have hit when the slightly feral cat I had might have bolted or fought with another cat in the car…
If everyone over the last few days has been attacking me for trying to defend myself and trying to again and again explain that I did nothing that warranted the attack, if it’s been a real case of mob mentality, and just going on what was said without going back to see what I actually said, and what others also said — if that has been the case, then I shouldn’t read it, it would upset me.
People attacking another person (me or anyone else) without understanding whether the person did anything to really deserve it because the attack is funny and is in full swing… can be very cruel and forget that there is a real human being on the other side. And all that negative energy has an effect. On the recipient mostly I think, initially but also on the people who do the attacking too.
I guess I’ve been guilty of jumping on the bandwagon in the past, this may be karma, I suppose on some level we all do things we ought not to do; still and all it feels very sad to me that so many have (and I haven’t read the posts, I don’t want to get more upset, it wouldn’t be good right now to do that) just jumped on the proverbial bandwagon and never took the time to go back and see that I didn’t ever attack anyone, I just said something that others said, because it IS something that people do, and I was a concerned — for the intelligent people who might do the wrong thing and end up with an awful situation – when something happens often enough – to intelligent people, even on a humor site, it really is okay to say something.
Please don’t attack anymore; I’d like to not perpetuate this anymore, and while of course Stend’s “medication” comment was happenstance, I did end up in the hospital for several days, (asthma, etc) and knowing that people were writing hateful things at the same time because I and others sounded a caution, is saddening.
I’ll keep looking at the wonderful pictures here, with some sadness I guess.. , but if anyone wishes to write to me directly please use email – Kaiganeru@gmail.com — no hate mail, but if you really want to talk about this (anyone who has felt that I deserved to be attacked for a caution shared by others) — please take it to my gmail address.
Sleep well
Koneko
Sorry about that… the post wasn’t intended to be sent. I had written and our hotel connection dropped, before I had a chance to edit or erase it — the connection came back up and it since I hit return, before it dropped, it posted.
I don’t know how to erase a post, – Cheezburger or some mod, please remove the post.
Thank you.
it eeeeeeeetz me.
OK: what kills me is the thrust of my origional post which I just went back and reread was or was meant to be “do you have depression, leading to paranoia, causing you to repeatedly see danger out of proportion to what is there, and if so you might want to see someone about it because it sounds very uncomfortable”
this is an attack?
Koneko, regardless of how well intended your original post about cats loose in cars may have been, you did phrase it in such a way as to belabor the obvious in a manner that the rest of us found condescending at best and histrionic at worst. It was, to a degree your very tone at the start of this situation which provoked the backlash.
You may not enjoy the ridicule, but rest assured nobody around here appreciated being talked down to over a subject which most of here regard as common sense and otherwise agree with you.
When that was pointed out, you courted further ridicule by delving deeper into a histrionic episode and started playing the martyr with your whole tirade about “mob mentality” which by that point was just pouring gasoline on the proverbial fire
When it was pointed out to you that your initial post and those earliest responses might have been a little over the top, a brief moment of introspection might have been in order. You know, a quick internal acknowledgment like “Hmmm, maybe i was a little over-the-top, and maybe i could have avoided making a pile of sweeping generalizations which could be construed as an insult to the collective intelligence of the other posters”
You have my sympathies for any health issues you may be suffering, but as far as the parodies go, i cannot and will not apologize for capitalizing on such fertile ground for such things, this is the internet after all, and self-seriousness is the proverbial low-hanging-fruit
In the meantime, be well (and i do mean that in all sincerity)
*leads a standing ovation for a particularly cogent and well-phrased point.*
SECONDS THAT STANDING OVATION
Succinct and to the point, Crapture…I applaud you.
I get that most of the regulars here are intelligent animal lovers, but I don’t understand the level of anger and defensiveness. Yes, some people should phrase things better and be less condescending, but for the most part they mean well. You know what, there are a lot of sick stupid people on the internet, and all this lalalala everyone luvs and understands teh kittehs bizness seems a little willfully naive. Do you remember the kinds of sickening and atrocious things that were on the cheezburger factory page, before it got monitored? Cleary there are many people in the world who find it funny to abuse animals and take pictures of it, and obviously they know their way to this website, even if they don’t post regularly. There are many more who simply don’t know things. I am a well educated owner of a healthy, happy older cat, but I’ve actually learned things from conversations like these, in comments threads. I had no idea my cat shouldn’t eat tomato sauce until someone, I believe at cute overload, said something about it in a comment thread. I didn’t immediately freak out and weep for all of the bits of tomato I’d given her in he rlife, but I did stop doing it, and I was not offended by the information. There are lots of cruel stupid people in the worls, so I say give the well-informaed, well-intentioned tactically misguided people a break. This is not a private or low traffic website, and you have no idea what visitors might not know about animals.
True enough….I have learned many things here, also…but not from someone preaching…a quick, simple comment suffices for me (and my short attention span).
but did the person at cute overload start out by offering up the info as a quick point of advice, or did they go off on a protracted nearly hysterical tear citing the worst possible case scenario?
And your attempt to compare certain Lolcats to the photos posted to the lolcat builders by a few deranged individuals had nothing to do with poor imitations but were the work of deeply disturbed “people” (and i use the word “people” very loosely in their case) who wanted to shock and horrify us for no other reason that to sate their own particular patholgies…so who’s really being willfully naive? I might recommend an Abnormal Psych class for a semester or two.
Let me explain it to you this way: If i want to do something horrific and offensive to get a rise out of a group of people, do you think i’m going to do it in front of a group that approves of it and appreciates it? NO…I’m gonna find the group of people most likely to experience my transgressions in the way i want them to, so i can pretty easily extrapolate that the animal abusers came to a site where they knew they could provoke horror and disgust, not because they were inspired by “Invisible Bike” or “teh Kitteh jar” but because they are sick f**ks who wanted to make us both sad and angry for their own amusement.
the gist of your assertion in that last sentence is that nobody has any common sense until they prove otherwise to you… thanks a lot, glad to know where you’re coming from, so if you’ll excuse me, i guess this means i have to figure out how not to set myself on fire whilst having a cigarette
Just for the record, I was in no way comparing the cat in car picture to the clear abuse pictures on the unfilteres site, I was just pointing out that the witty, animal loving regular commenters on this site are a very small subset of the site’s very broad readership, which, like the rest of the world, includes amoral people and people with no common sense, as those pictures made obvious.
And, yes, from what I’ve seen of the internet, (today I had to tell three teenage year old girls I work with to take their cell phone numbers of of their myspace page and that it was a bad idea to put up pictures of themselves in their tank tops and underwear), it’s not the domain of common sense, so no, i don’t assume every stranger with a computer has the sense and knowledge not to hurt a pet, or not to get off on tricking animal lovers into posting a picture of an animal being abused or endangered knowing they’ll assume it was taken in fun. The people who post regularly are clearly an animal loving and quite knowledgable bunch, which is why I don’t understand why some of you insist on taking every caution as a personal attack on your common sense, when you are maybe 5% of who reads this page. (I understand that some of the fighting was based on personal attacks on an individual’s pet raising, and that I get, it’s the group defensiveness and reaction of uninvolved parties that seems a little over the top.)
I find most of the fake warnings funny, it’s just the sentiment that they are responsive to an attack that seems weird to me. I mean, you complain about people overreaching and jumping to the worst possible conclusion which is totally valid, but then you accuse me of making a comparison I didn’t make and somewhat rudely accuse me of assuming none of you have any common sense, when that’s explicitly not what I said. It’s not just that some of the warnings are poorly communicated, it’s that some people seem eager to get their panties in a bunch and feel attacked instead of responding with humor or politeness.
dina – your argument is as excellent and well reasoned as I am exhausted, so I’m going to try to be brief and clear, but no promises there
A. the reaction wasn’t to being given cat advice, it was to K’s tone, regardless of the validity of the point. if you’ll look back thru prior threads, you’ll see “The people who post regularly are clearly an animal loving and quite knowledgable bunch, which is why I don’t understand why some of you insist on taking every caution as a personal attack on your common sense” is simply untrue – people post valid and useful advice frequently and the advice is then appreciated. lead off with an “I know best” and follow it up with hysteria, however… that gets old fast, and perhaps you’ve missed some of the threads which were almost entirely made of that – for instance, the one where I was eventually compelled to clip an Inano to my… uh… well let’s just say it seemed like a good idea at the time
B. the PARODY of K (and this is more defendable) is due to her complete overreaction. I mean: throw a tantrum like that on a humor site, and you think people won’t run with it… excuse me? something like that, reams and reams of new material and some great drop lines, plus the fact that you’ve just flamed everyone in sight so they have no reason not to parody you … far too inviting
I’m sure that had K posted using your even, well reasoned tone, this would all be ancient history. as it is, she’s given us material which will live,,, IN INFAMY !!! ( and I, for one, am STILL enjoying being a fluffy pink troll, both here and IRL- BLARGH!!! )
oh krap..K is back!
and apparently she’s brought ‘low-hanging-fruit’ !!! mmmm, fruit… how considerate !!! ;o)
Besides, we all kid one another about needing to adjust our meds ALL THE TIME….no harm, no foul! You guys can take aim at me any time you want….I’m fair game, too! LOL Bring it on!! Woohoo!!!
I’ll even go u one further: (no, this is not meant to generate sympathy, I’m just giving background to illustrate my point) I is on serious lvls of meds–currently at about 6 ‘scrips, I think. One is to help with teh allergeez, a couple for some blood-related issues (not teh diabeetus, thankfully) and the rest are to help me just drag my sorry ass out of bed in the morning and try to face the world. Some days are okay, others are not so grate, akshully. The ironic thing is, for the last week and a half or so, I *have* been trying to adjust my meds. I read that comment and laughed my ass off. Not because I felt it was an attack of some kind, but because I realized that a) I’m probably not the only one on here taking these kind of meds, and b) one of the best things I can do for myself is laugh at me.
True, this is the Internet, and this particular website is largely devoted to people expressing their opinions–whether it be about a pic, a post, or the person who posted it. However, it lacks the part of conversation that we as humans have come to rely on to make or get a point: vocal inflection and body language. What we write can frequently be interpreted as mean, ignorant, over-reacting, or downright hateful, even though that is not the intent.
I’m rambling, so I will make my point: Without these non-verbal clues to help us detect your true intent of your comments, we are unable to tell how serious you may be. Frequently, phrasing something one way is the same as inferring that the opposite is also true. Let your comments speak for you, for how you write and what you write about is the only way the reader has of forming an opinion about you. If you are educated, intelligent, have the book learnins’ or are just plain smrt, then we will pick that up from your writing. In a text-only environment, writing “I’m intelligent” has the same meaning as “you are not”.
Thanks for your time.
Well phrased, TB. Kudos.
oh TB…. datz teh sad an good. checkz owt http://www.acudetox.com foar see if enny praktiz neer u. iz teh affordabl an speshul goodness for awl teh bawdee an spirit ishyooz, srsly. k
As our beloved TR said….he isn’t the only one on meds these days! Thanks, TB!
TB – sympathy, on this site? don’t you know what animals we are? KIDDING
What aminals are we? can I be a lolotter?
Wut’s werse is wen u tayk ur kontak owt and a litl peese tares awf. Owch!
yes i can has had that happen major owch! OR, when u put teh konyac bak in rong side owt… Owiee!
I duz nawt ware deh contaks. Wen u duz dis, duz u see bakwurds?!
If onlee it wer that fun!
No, yu has to imajin teh feelin of a pees of sandpapur with nife-like edjus, stapled on to a three-foot peese of wood, an stuk in yur eie.
I wares teh rilly thyn dayly ware disp…dips…teh wuns u frow awae efry dae, so backwerds doant hert tu mush. Iz jus a lil skratchee an u noes u has is waring it insted of it filling komfy lyk u is has nuffing in yer aie.
An dey drys owt moar ezier so I has tu uze teh spensiv “Bleenk an Kleen” drawps sted of teh cheepo Targit bran drawps.
But I lubs teh fredum to NAWT hafing to tayk teh danm tings owt and kleen dem efry steenkin nite.
dayly ware hear 2: backwerds dey movez when I blink til I fixs it. An kitteh Sophie Bee she thnk solushun cap iz toy so when I dun rinzin cap is been took.
I has teh mono-vishun contax dat use wun eye 4 distants an wun 4 close, but I can’t ware dem cuz I has teh MEWDS in teh rite eye. I am not making dis up! U can google it.
Mebbe dis kitteh has teh MEWDS? Has teh MEWS fer shur.
ZOMG, have you heard about dis guy dat goes into teh ER, complaining that he can’t get his contact out? He can get a hold of it, but when he starts to pull, it snaps back into his eye. They examine his eye, and find out that he has ackshully ripped his cornea, and is trying to pull it out. Turns out he was on something (O rly?) and didn’t even wear contacts in the first place.
Gah! Dis mayd me gasp owt lowd!
OW! Ow ow ow ow ow…
Tru’ dat. Den u haf to wub and wub 2 make it peek back outs.
I followed dis link:` My cats is technologically advanced alien race, don’t has eyeball kontaks!
Sur nuff. Dere are cute aliens kittehs dere from da planet ‘Mese. Talks a lot dem mesers.Da kitteh aliens at dat site is very cute but dey have superhero utility belt sized colllars. Must be needz dem to carry communicators and lazer weapons and such. Little bitty aliens got *big* utility belt collars. I waz being smartmouf but mouf not too smart today I guess. Keeping it shut for da rest of da day.
das ok we noes u dnt meen nufin by it. doant wurri.
Ok when I first read that I was like what language is that. LOL. Now I get it. LMAO.
ohhhh….poor kittur. I feal yr pane. dis happnz to me everee morningg. extensored-ware contaxes…notsograte, axually. but at leastes i can findz my way to bafroom be4ore contax goez all krispykritter in eyeball.
Dis is mai bed! Geddoff!
Which begs the question: does anyone elses kittehs pounce on your beds when you try to make them or change sheets?
Mai kitteh does.
Why?
cuz dey gots to kill de bedmice.
and gots to HEP YOU make da bed, silly!
o yesh, wun uv mah kittehs iz moast frrrroshus sheet-killer. he lurvs to halp wif teh bed-makinz. i fink he lieks it cuz i fwoop teh sheetz owt obur teh bed, liek a parrashoot, an iz liek big powncy toi an hidey-spot too. himz purrtens to b beeg tuff lion-kitteh.
o yes-i getz lotz of helps frum dem kittehs- eben wurse win u haf 2 ur 3 kittehs halpin u. Dey lieks to get under da sheetses n hiedes n den gets reel upsets win i maeks dem gets out.
Yesh, we jus makeses teh bed ovurr teh kitteh. Then she just goezzzzzzzzzzzzz…
Manfred, too. Buts gotz to keel teh bedmice furst! SUmtymes his funneh wenz himz cants figur out how to do teh exkape! Mah sheetz has meny teenee hoels n eben sum long ripz!
Wunna mah kittehz duz dis…she helpz wif sheetz ebry tyme. She in muh lap nao, sayin GIT OFF DA PUTER EN FEED ME! .
I’ve had bed-makin kittehs and non-bed-makin kittehs. Gets less scars from de nons, but more laughs from de odders.
Yes, Yes! Some ob my Kittehs lik 2 do dat, others, don’t care. Mi Daisy lub to halp – she streeeetch on mattress. Mom put on mattress covr – Daisy say “OMG where be me???” She spin aroun & aroun. Some time she come out, sometime Daisy ready 2 sleep, but Mom say “hey! Iz has 2 mak bed!!!”. Mom gets Daisy and snorgles her.
Dis go on layer aftr layer. Mom think Daisy also liek ‘cauze she gets lots of snorgling az she “Halps.”
But funny how som kitteh do dis and some kittehs, just ??wha??
Why kittehs do, no clue, maybe liek fresh sheet? Think blanket a cave?
But maiks maiking beds much fun!!!
Kitteh am huntin birdz hidin undah sheetz or duvet.
Oh yes! Mah meezer luuuuvs to help chanj sheets an maek bed – espeshully sheets jus out of teh driur. He getz hi on fabrik-sofner smell I think, and then trips owt on teh smuuuth feeling of jus-made bed. Plus he can akshully seez teh bedmice…
Mah gurl kitteh, Hoohah, she a Bed Makin Expurt, it her job to halp us maek beds. If she duzzint soopervize, we mite do it rong! She a very pawz-on soopervizer, an inspekts ebery layer uv sheets an blankits 2 maek shure iz all k.
A gurl kitteh named Hoohah? Coffee on da screen.
Is mai kittehs’ favrut game too. Seems dey lieks sheetz bettur dan bedspred for sleepin on.
My kittzs calls that the “make the bed” game. Sheet flys up…zip….kitteh disappears into a lump under da sheets..sometimes for hours. Why? Who noze! Why do kittehs do hald da stuff dey do? Dats part of kitteh-people fun!
I maed mah bed cupl daze ago n one kitteh under sheet. Den other kitteh on top bounce on teh kitteh bump. He skeerd, jump out n run off. Top kitteh say, “y u run off? i is wants play tiem now.”
is bad, kitteh gets hooman hair inna contac. Wunner if dey cuss & stomp dey feets like i do wen dat happens….
Hey Kutie huminz grl!
Iz be da kit-TAY
4 U!
Mommeh, putz teh kamrra daon an snorgles meh!!!
halp! plz 2 bring stairz bak 2 ejj ov bed – 2 far 2 jump down, i ar scaird…kthx.
ARGH i hadz nice smile but mwa blinked in the foto!
kanz i join kittehhuggerofamerica too-dat sowns liek grayete club!
Liddil Kitteh haz
t3h weenkee iez. Ryteeng chex
himz no kanz handill
Sumfing in Kitteh’z
ie. Mommee ssez t3h prawblim
Maykz it awl bettah
Prittee Wun skoopz up
an hugz Liddil Kiiteh claoss
Blissfull purrz resownd
Jack.
jack deth: will u marrei me. i luv u.
Da lite eet iz too brite. Shaddoff plzkthks.
Dooze notz getz me wet.
Nevah feedz me aftah Midnitez!!
je ne compreds pas
C’est le langue des chats — comprendez-vous?
C’est n’est pas dificile — c’est facile et tres amusant.
(bienvenue a Je Peux a Cheezburger!)
(no matter how hard I try, I can write Kitteh or I can write French/German/Spanish — can’t write two at the same time!)
Bien sur mon ami. Quelle chance?
Seriously, AIUI Kitteh is based on txtspk and dial-up e-mail abreviations, with a chunk of mis-spelling and “Broad Scots” [or maybe Lallans or Doric], so really doesn’t translate well into French (or German; I don’t speak Spanish at all).
huh????
“It’s the language of cats — do you understand?
“It’s not hard — it’s easy and amusing”
(Welcome to I has a Cheezburger! — not exact, but the best I could do with my crummy French)
In response to “I don’t understand” just above
Synnshyne….thx…an, jus for teh rekord, yur “crummy French” is muches better dan *my* “no French”…congrats on yur bilingualitiez!
Oh kitteh, Iz understands…sumtymes, wen I stays wif malecat, I fallz asleeps in mai contacks. Iz not fun in da morning to open eyez and dey is all dri an’ goonky. Eye drops FTW den!
dis kitteh iz lyk a baybee wun ov my kitteh! but my kitteh duz not hav kontax!!
too muchz chiliz on cheezburger! ouch!
hyjeen kitteh iz tess dryving Pawis’ femnin hyjjen pad. hyjeen kitteh sez “iz mebbe too smorl ta do t’jawb.”
Ah cawt u uh dulishis bass.
I is NOT whiney behbeh…..
The lite!! It BERNZZ!!
Owchee owch
Maaaawww
I needz mah glasiz agin
Kin u dribes mee ta skool
Cuz i stuk fer dribin.
i can has Lasick
Dos this kitteh have stigmatizum? Mah sistur dos an her picshurs all luk liek this.
i toad u, puph, puph, pazz
Plz to haf gaz-perm lenzis? (myne nebber fold…but dey shur get scratchy)
I yoosd to hab them lenzis. I wuz bad, ‘n slep in dem all de time. Wun day I used visine. De next day, dat lenz crakked in haf. De eye doctr was all “neener neener” at me. Dumm tallian.
Nao I can has lazik, ‘n don’t endangr da lenzis no more.
I can has laysik too? I hates mah kontax!
no, no nastee gaz-perm lenzis! scratch n burn n awful all time. I giv up, giv em bak.
I iz wearin mine for so long, I forgitz I’m eben warin dem. Am too blynd fer lasicks, so good ting I do well wif deze.
U mites want to get teh lazers annyway–u might get enuff improvement dat u won’t need such strong lenses.
can has lasik surgeree? workd fur me, kitteh
I can’t haz lasix. i ar so blynd, i need la-SEVENZ.
Thassa gr-eight kommint gladys! Wishin it waz nine. Off ten i’z jelluss.
FTW!
I cantet haf it mever-two blind, an asygmahsim.
Waaahhhhh! I slep in da wet spot awl nite!!
Lazor Kitteh can has flawd lenziz, canot has propurr fyring sekwinss
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