I HAS MINIONS
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oh KITTEH!! yeth yu DOES has minions!!
I iz werryd abowt hoztul taykovur nowe. Kiti and minyinz damand teh fizhiz.
Dat be prinnies! OMG all our base are belong to them! I bow downz to mai kitteh overlord.
Ooh, wate.
Is dey da minyuns dat require troll-like snorgling?
Are minyuns ennyting liek funyuns?
Da mined bogguls.
Mmmm, funyuns….
aaarrrwwlllllll (drools)
Homer-Simpson-like drool FTW!
funyuns? iz wut u get wen shoos doan fit so gud?
Prepair fur assimilayshin. Rezistins are fyutiel.
borgelborgelborgel. HALPS! NOOOO WAAAAaNNNnnnttt……..
Uz be giving us 1 Mill— BILLION dollarz now plzkthks
MWAHAHAHAHAH
I doant get. Sumwun splayne, pleze? (I is wofully laking in teh pawp kulcher.)
is vry grate moovee, “austin powers”. mike meyers is teh funneh, playin bof teh goofy bond-spoof spy and teh evul nemmysiss Dr. Evul (best line: I din’t spend 8 yrs in evil meddykull skool fur nuffin, peepul). Dr. Evul has bin frozen fur dekadez n trais 2 blakmayl UN fur 1 millyun dlrs, so he getz laffed at, an ups teh antee to 1 billyun. kthxbai!
Aha! Naow I gets it. I is speshully owt of tuch wen it is moobies. I doant cee a lawt of moobies.
Dat’s OKey. If Weird Al didnt b spoofin pawp kulcher, and teh ICHC peepls didnt b clooing me n, I wood be eben loster dan I is. Can I has educashonal tax deducshon?
I no whut u meen. Evree tiem I reed teh funneh stuff here I haz to go an Gugel all teh pawp kulchur refrunzs. Needz to get out moar.
ackshulee, teh rly-best dr. evul line mite be, “Awl I want… is frikkin SHARKZ… wif frikkin LAZERBEEMS AWN DER HEDZ!!! Is dat too much to ask??!!!!!”
*gasp* at last, mah dreem is reelyzd! i can has dansin pengie wayturz??? kwik, mah loyul minyunz, to teh wetbar! fetch meh a margareeta an a showtoon, stat!
wud rly b ok if kittehs tukked obur teh wurld… moar napz, cheezburgrs n self-indooljens fur awl!
u obviouzly dont read Sandmanz comikz. >_> kitteh rulin’ da wurldz is SKEERY STUFFS
k… skeerier den teh kurrint wurld? cuz der’s sum crazee sh1t owt der…
ennywais, I iz finkin teh kittehs awlreddee roolz teh wurld. ask mah kittehs dat r hoem takin teh napzes an snakkin awn mah cheetoz wyl I wurk awl dai.
Plz to note: lettin teh kittehs be snakkin awn cheetoz is VRY VRY BAD FUR DER HELFF n ennywun gibin a cheeto to teh kitteh shud be shawt wifout deelae. Iz rly cheep cop-owt fur teh tastee, nootrishus, kitteh-appruvvd chzburgr. wif bakun. DO NOT DO THIS. PLZ NAWT 2 BE DOIN DIS.
LAWL! I eated teh Windy’s Bakunatur cheezburger las weke an it was bery yum. But bery hyooj, tu. It cud fede a smal villij for a munth.
sillyannz…
… is silly
what kitteh not hav minyuns?
Too troo- I fink I’m a minyun 4 at leest 4 kittehs at dis poynt… is exhawsting.
Iz yu a minyun, or iz yu a lackee?
Whut are difference in Minyun, lackee, and servent? I being servent to kitteh, but is I really lackee?
A minyun is hyrd gun or a mersinary hoo duz the ebil werk of teh masster. A servint is payd halp, lyk teh mayd serviss. A lackee is teh loest of teh loe and duz awl the slavey werk and says “yesh, masster, I duz whuteber u says, masster, an pleze kik me in teh booty agin, plz, masster. Kthxbai.”
so, where do flying monkey minions fit into all this?
Teh flying munky minions is wut mite koms flieing owt yer butt, isn’t dey?
Gud kwestiun! I bet I is a lackee. I doan’t git teh respekt a minyun wud git frum mah kittehs… Sumtiemz I is a henchman. (Henchwoman? Henchperson!) An wunce in a wile I is a g-munny.
I be nuffin mor dan teh servin wench to mah kittehs! Dey followz me aroun till I do what dey telled me to do….dey not berry pashunt!
Hewp
I iz onlee kitteh in Antartaka
March of Teh Pengees 2
…u has beating of lifeteem…
- lol let’s getim buss!
- no… the masterplan must be finished. RECLAIM BUKKIT!
[awesum sounds of battle]
minyuns: do mai biddingz!
POSTERWORTHY!
WANT!!!
i agree. this is very poster- worthy.
DO WANT! ^_^
Hmmmm Pen-gu-eenz is prak-tik-ally chickenz!
Ecksept dey is big and tuff, and dey has lawng, sharp beeks, and dere is mawr of dem tahn yoo…
a-gweed. neerlee chikenz. hmmm. Runnn, penguinzes!
Dat’s nawt a watl, dat’s a rubr glub.
Teh kitteh is plawtin wurld dominashun wif teh mekanikal trowsers.
Wallace & Grommit reference FTW!
Wensleydale fr evreebudee!
Trowzerz, yr doin it rong.
Luunie Tunz refrnc ftw!!!
nao dat maded me LOL.
but srsly kitteh, I tihnk u shud worri. doze mignons lookz laik thei hav plenz ob der oun. dei mait not b as loyil as u tihnk.
Linux Kitteh not likez Microwzoft.
Or, Microzoft kitteh get teh rath of teh tux penwin clones. installz teh ‘red cat’ distro quiks, kitteh!!!1
MILYONS OV MINYONS
Iz byoo-t-fel tukkseedough kitteh.
DO WANT!
Kute an kudlee boiz…….kute an kudlee
Madagascar, yay! Funniest kid movie EVAR
Obsurv cold stare of Mastur Cat…obveeyusly hatching a plan…takaing ovur teh wurld starting at teh bottum…waddle they do tu us?
Hay, I dun waddle cuz of ma bottom! I waddle cuz ov ma thiiz!!
Thai duz mah biddings.
CGI Pengwin Movie Kitteh sai “I no show u mah happi feet. They sore aftir long, long marches.”
WIN.
2 muuvee refrenzez in wun! MUCH WINZ!!
No, Mr. Bond. I expect you to die!
or
Running teh Lenux, pwnin ur survurs.
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Seriously, though, poster-worthy. WANT!
my minyons. dey be marchin.
Identity Cwisis :S
Godfatter kitteh runs antartic sindicat wit his pengywin thugs
ohnoes–henchpenguins!
henchguins?
lolhenchguins.