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I HAS MINIONS

I HAS MINIONS

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Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?

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elfinugget

oh KITTEH!! yeth yu DOES has minions!!

I iz werryd abowt hoztul taykovur nowe. Kiti and minyinz damand teh fizhiz.

Norr

Dat be prinnies! OMG all our base are belong to them! I bow downz to mai kitteh overlord.

 
 
Sunnshyne

Ooh, wate.

Is dey da minyuns dat require troll-like snorgling?
Are minyuns ennyting liek funyuns?

Da mined bogguls.

Turkeyburger (no relation)

Mmmm, funyuns….

aaarrrwwlllllll (drools)

BonzoGal

Homer-Simpson-like drool FTW!

 
 
bev

funyuns? iz wut u get wen shoos doan fit so gud?

 
 
MassCara

Prepair fur assimilayshin. Rezistins are fyutiel.

Teeter

borgelborgelborgel. HALPS! NOOOO WAAAAaNNNnnnttt……..

 
 
sir-talen

Uz be giving us 1 Mill— BILLION dollarz now plzkthks

 
Cottleston Pie

I doant get. Sumwun splayne, pleze? (I is wofully laking in teh pawp kulcher.)

sillyannz

is vry grate moovee, “austin powers”. mike meyers is teh funneh, playin bof teh goofy bond-spoof spy and teh evul nemmysiss Dr. Evul (best line: I din’t spend 8 yrs in evil meddykull skool fur nuffin, peepul). Dr. Evul has bin frozen fur dekadez n trais 2 blakmayl UN fur 1 millyun dlrs, so he getz laffed at, an ups teh antee to 1 billyun. kthxbai!

Cottleston Pie

Aha! Naow I gets it. I is speshully owt of tuch wen it is moobies. I doant cee a lawt of moobies.

D Marie

Dat’s OKey. If Weird Al didnt b spoofin pawp kulcher, and teh ICHC peepls didnt b clooing me n, I wood be eben loster dan I is. Can I has educashonal tax deducshon?

catservant

I no whut u meen. Evree tiem I reed teh funneh stuff here I haz to go an Gugel all teh pawp kulchur refrunzs. Needz to get out moar.

 
 
 
sillyannz

ackshulee, teh rly-best dr. evul line mite be, “Awl I want… is frikkin SHARKZ… wif frikkin LAZERBEEMS AWN DER HEDZ!!! Is dat too much to ask??!!!!!”

 
 
 
 
sillyannz

*gasp* at last, mah dreem is reelyzd! i can has dansin pengie wayturz??? kwik, mah loyul minyunz, to teh wetbar! fetch meh a margareeta an a showtoon, stat!

wud rly b ok if kittehs tukked obur teh wurld… moar napz, cheezburgrs n self-indooljens fur awl!

TheDeathBunnie

u obviouzly dont read Sandmanz comikz. >_> kitteh rulin’ da wurldz is SKEERY STUFFS

sillyannz

k… skeerier den teh kurrint wurld? cuz der’s sum crazee sh1t owt der… ;)

ennywais, I iz finkin teh kittehs awlreddee roolz teh wurld. ask mah kittehs dat r hoem takin teh napzes an snakkin awn mah cheetoz wyl I wurk awl dai.

sillyannz

Plz to note: lettin teh kittehs be snakkin awn cheetoz is VRY VRY BAD FUR DER HELFF n ennywun gibin a cheeto to teh kitteh shud be shawt wifout deelae. Iz rly cheep cop-owt fur teh tastee, nootrishus, kitteh-appruvvd chzburgr. wif bakun. DO NOT DO THIS. PLZ NAWT 2 BE DOIN DIS.

Cottleston Pie

LAWL! I eated teh Windy’s Bakunatur cheezburger las weke an it was bery yum. But bery hyooj, tu. It cud fede a smal villij for a munth.

 
snafutti

sillyannz…
… is silly

 
 
 
 
 
karen

what kitteh not hav minyuns?

BonzoGal

Too troo- I fink I’m a minyun 4 at leest 4 kittehs at dis poynt… is exhawsting.

snippet

Iz yu a minyun, or iz yu a lackee?

Kit

Whut are difference in Minyun, lackee, and servent? I being servent to kitteh, but is I really lackee?

Cottleston Pie

A minyun is hyrd gun or a mersinary hoo duz the ebil werk of teh masster. A servint is payd halp, lyk teh mayd serviss. A lackee is teh loest of teh loe and duz awl the slavey werk and says “yesh, masster, I duz whuteber u says, masster, an pleze kik me in teh booty agin, plz, masster. Kthxbai.”

stend

so, where do flying monkey minions fit into all this?

 
Cottleston Pie

Teh flying munky minions is wut mite koms flieing owt yer butt, isn’t dey?

 
 
 
BonzoGal

Gud kwestiun! I bet I is a lackee. I doan’t git teh respekt a minyun wud git frum mah kittehs… Sumtiemz I is a henchman. (Henchwoman? Henchperson!) An wunce in a wile I is a g-munny.

 
CrazyOldLady

I be nuffin mor dan teh servin wench to mah kittehs! Dey followz me aroun till I do what dey telled me to do….dey not berry pashunt!

 
 
 
 
D.R.

Hewp

I iz onlee kitteh in Antartaka

SarahD

March of Teh Pengees 2

 
 
Algoblin

…u has beating of lifeteem…

- lol let’s getim buss!
- no… the masterplan must be finished. RECLAIM BUKKIT!

[awesum sounds of battle]

 
weez

minyuns: do mai biddingz!

 
 
Genevieve

i agree. this is very poster- worthy.

DO WANT! ^_^

 
MargeAggedon

Hmmmm Pen-gu-eenz is prak-tik-ally chickenz!

RushnGreen

Ecksept dey is big and tuff, and dey has lawng, sharp beeks, and dere is mawr of dem tahn yoo…

 
binques

a-gweed. neerlee chikenz. hmmm. Runnn, penguinzes!

 
Cottleston Pie

Dat’s nawt a watl, dat’s a rubr glub.

Teh kitteh is plawtin wurld dominashun wif teh mekanikal trowsers.

Duffy

Wallace & Grommit reference FTW!

snippet

Wensleydale fr evreebudee!

 
 
teenie

Trowzerz, yr doin it rong.

 
 
angelkins

Luunie Tunz refrnc ftw!!!

 
 
mimoid

nao dat maded me LOL.
but srsly kitteh, I tihnk u shud worri. doze mignons lookz laik thei hav plenz ob der oun. dei mait not b as loyil as u tihnk.

 
paws4thot

Linux Kitteh not likez Microwzoft.

mitumeetz

Or, Microzoft kitteh get teh rath of teh tux penwin clones. installz teh ‘red cat’ distro quiks, kitteh!!!1

 
 
 
Runs With Scissors

Iz byoo-t-fel tukkseedough kitteh.

DO WANT!

 
keogh

Kute an kudlee boiz…….kute an kudlee

snorgler

Madagascar, yay! Funniest kid movie EVAR

 
 
Duffy

Obsurv cold stare of Mastur Cat…obveeyusly hatching a plan…takaing ovur teh wurld starting at teh bottum…waddle they do tu us?

B!

Hay, I dun waddle cuz of ma bottom! I waddle cuz ov ma thiiz!!

 
 
christibdce

Thai duz mah biddings.

 
markdaycomedy

CGI Pengwin Movie Kitteh sai “I no show u mah happi feet. They sore aftir long, long marches.”

 
angelkins

2 muuvee refrenzez in wun! MUCH WINZ!!

 
 
pinakidion

No, Mr. Bond. I expect you to die!

or

Running teh Lenux, pwnin ur survurs.

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Seriously, though, poster-worthy. WANT!

 
Bizkitmama

my minyons. dey be marchin.

 
 
miss foots

Godfatter kitteh runs antartic sindicat wit his pengywin thugs