I HAS MINIONS
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oh KITTEH!! yeth yu DOES has minions!!
I iz werryd abowt hoztul taykovur nowe. Kiti and minyinz damand teh fizhiz.
Dat be prinnies! OMG all our base are belong to them! I bow downz to mai kitteh overlord.
Ooh, wate.
Is dey da minyuns dat require troll-like snorgling?
Are minyuns ennyting liek funyuns?
Da mined bogguls.
Mmmm, funyuns….
aaarrrwwlllllll (drools)
Homer-Simpson-like drool FTW!
funyuns? iz wut u get wen shoos doan fit so gud?
Prepair fur assimilayshin. Rezistins are fyutiel.
borgelborgelborgel. HALPS! NOOOO WAAAAaNNNnnnttt……..
Uz be giving us 1 Mill— BILLION dollarz now plzkthks
MWAHAHAHAHAH
I doant get. Sumwun splayne, pleze? (I is wofully laking in teh pawp kulcher.)
is vry grate moovee, “austin powers”. mike meyers is teh funneh, playin bof teh goofy bond-spoof spy and teh evul nemmysiss Dr. Evul (best line: I din’t spend 8 yrs in evil meddykull skool fur nuffin, peepul). Dr. Evul has bin frozen fur dekadez n trais 2 blakmayl UN fur 1 millyun dlrs, so he getz laffed at, an ups teh antee to 1 billyun. kthxbai!
Aha! Naow I gets it. I is speshully owt of tuch wen it is moobies. I doant cee a lawt of moobies.
Dat’s OKey. If Weird Al didnt b spoofin pawp kulcher, and teh ICHC peepls didnt b clooing me n, I wood be eben loster dan I is. Can I has educashonal tax deducshon?
I no whut u meen. Evree tiem I reed teh funneh stuff here I haz to go an Gugel all teh pawp kulchur refrunzs. Needz to get out moar.
ackshulee, teh rly-best dr. evul line mite be, “Awl I want… is frikkin SHARKZ… wif frikkin LAZERBEEMS AWN DER HEDZ!!! Is dat too much to ask??!!!!!”
*gasp* at last, mah dreem is reelyzd! i can has dansin pengie wayturz??? kwik, mah loyul minyunz, to teh wetbar! fetch meh a margareeta an a showtoon, stat!
wud rly b ok if kittehs tukked obur teh wurld… moar napz, cheezburgrs n self-indooljens fur awl!
u obviouzly dont read Sandmanz comikz. >_> kitteh rulin’ da wurldz is SKEERY STUFFS
k… skeerier den teh kurrint wurld? cuz der’s sum crazee sh1t owt der…
ennywais, I iz finkin teh kittehs awlreddee roolz teh wurld. ask mah kittehs dat r hoem takin teh napzes an snakkin awn mah cheetoz wyl I wurk awl dai.
Plz to note: lettin teh kittehs be snakkin awn cheetoz is VRY VRY BAD FUR DER HELFF n ennywun gibin a cheeto to teh kitteh shud be shawt wifout deelae. Iz rly cheep cop-owt fur teh tastee, nootrishus, kitteh-appruvvd chzburgr. wif bakun. DO NOT DO THIS. PLZ NAWT 2 BE DOIN DIS.
LAWL! I eated teh Windy’s Bakunatur cheezburger las weke an it was bery yum. But bery hyooj, tu. It cud fede a smal villij for a munth.
sillyannz…
… is silly
what kitteh not hav minyuns?
Too troo- I fink I’m a minyun 4 at leest 4 kittehs at dis poynt… is exhawsting.
Iz yu a minyun, or iz yu a lackee?
Whut are difference in Minyun, lackee, and servent? I being servent to kitteh, but is I really lackee?
A minyun is hyrd gun or a mersinary hoo duz the ebil werk of teh masster. A servint is payd halp, lyk teh mayd serviss. A lackee is teh loest of teh loe and duz awl the slavey werk and says “yesh, masster, I duz whuteber u says, masster, an pleze kik me in teh booty agin, plz, masster. Kthxbai.”
so, where do flying monkey minions fit into all this?
Teh flying munky minions is wut mite koms flieing owt yer butt, isn’t dey?
Gud kwestiun! I bet I is a lackee. I doan’t git teh respekt a minyun wud git frum mah kittehs… Sumtiemz I is a henchman. (Henchwoman? Henchperson!) An wunce in a wile I is a g-munny.
I be nuffin mor dan teh servin wench to mah kittehs! Dey followz me aroun till I do what dey telled me to do….dey not berry pashunt!
Hewp
I iz onlee kitteh in Antartaka
March of Teh Pengees 2
…u has beating of lifeteem…
- lol let’s getim buss!
- no… the masterplan must be finished. RECLAIM BUKKIT!
[awesum sounds of battle]
minyuns: do mai biddingz!
POSTERWORTHY!
WANT!!!
i agree. this is very poster- worthy.
DO WANT! ^_^
Hmmmm Pen-gu-eenz is prak-tik-ally chickenz!
Ecksept dey is big and tuff, and dey has lawng, sharp beeks, and dere is mawr of dem tahn yoo…
a-gweed. neerlee chikenz. hmmm. Runnn, penguinzes!
Dat’s nawt a watl, dat’s a rubr glub.
Teh kitteh is plawtin wurld dominashun wif teh mekanikal trowsers.
Wallace & Grommit reference FTW!
Wensleydale fr evreebudee!
Trowzerz, yr doin it rong.
Luunie Tunz refrnc ftw!!!
nao dat maded me LOL.
but srsly kitteh, I tihnk u shud worri. doze mignons lookz laik thei hav plenz ob der oun. dei mait not b as loyil as u tihnk.
Linux Kitteh not likez Microwzoft.
Or, Microzoft kitteh get teh rath of teh tux penwin clones. installz teh ‘red cat’ distro quiks, kitteh!!!1
MILYONS OV MINYONS
Iz byoo-t-fel tukkseedough kitteh.
DO WANT!
Kute an kudlee boiz…….kute an kudlee
Madagascar, yay! Funniest kid movie EVAR
Obsurv cold stare of Mastur Cat…obveeyusly hatching a plan…takaing ovur teh wurld starting at teh bottum…waddle they do tu us?
Hay, I dun waddle cuz of ma bottom! I waddle cuz ov ma thiiz!!
Thai duz mah biddings.
CGI Pengwin Movie Kitteh sai “I no show u mah happi feet. They sore aftir long, long marches.”
WIN.
2 muuvee refrenzez in wun! MUCH WINZ!!
No, Mr. Bond. I expect you to die!
or
Running teh Lenux, pwnin ur survurs.
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Seriously, though, poster-worthy. WANT!
my minyons. dey be marchin.
Identity Cwisis :S
Godfatter kitteh runs antartic sindicat wit his pengywin thugs
ohnoes–henchpenguins!
henchguins?
lolhenchguins.
yus don goes againz da famblee…
Mah minions will gib me do-minion!
OK, gib me some dough, minion…
*splork!1!* bery gud RnG. kitteh wantz muches monees tew komplete feendish planz. “kollecks frum minyuns, furst…den…DA WURLD IZ MYNE!!!”
The newest hybrid: the Honda Lolpengkitt, runs on gasoline, ethanol, herring or kibble.
Wud srsly LUV to know backstory to dis pixchur … wudnt u?!
You can see more pictures of Duke and his penguins here:
http://flickr.com/photos/greykitten/sets/72157600311258701/
R theze teh “fluffy minions of death”????????
I doan fink so. My fluffy minions of doom has more floof dan dese pengies. Perhaps dese is teh fluffy lackeys of doom.
Kitteh has espresshun liek “ok, hyoomin. Take da stoopud pickshur already. Are yoo dun laffin yet? I gotz napz to do.”
Oooooooooooooooooh, I <3 very very very VERY much!
)))
Evree hundrid yeerz, a chaild iz borend intu teh flok, diffrent frum teh uvvers.
Boy Howdy!!
She iz da Chosen: Buffy da Pengwin Slayur
Deez pengwinz has stoled mai feetz, and now dey tauntz mee.
Wait, when did ICHC make switchez to teh blak & wyte fotografee??
I HAS THAT PENGUIN!!! iss a puppet!
Yesss… puppets to be uzed as pawnz in the planz of teh evil mastermind kitteh…
In Sovyet Rusha, minyons has u.
Yah, I has minions.
But dey suk at openening canz.
Eat now?
I’m coming for you Batman!
Kitteh iz roolur
uv Tuckseedo Sindikit
Benevullent King
Haz kowntless minnyunz
Andz endless supplie uv kyoot
Hewminz arz helpless
Plush enfoarsurz
Maydz 2 B skweezd wyle Kitteh
plundurz Cheezburgrz
Jack.
oh ya… dey plundurz Cheezburgrz… nd iv minnyunz ate cheezburgrz den wi lonch wit ze mizzile 2 moon…. evil kitty roollz
I has minions. What I do wif dem?
nao i want minions … where iz mai minions?
Yeah, rly! I want sum minyuns 2! I’m tired uv doing all mai own bidding. Is teedeeyus. Haow I eber going 2 rool wurld if I’m doing all bidding maiself? Sheesh!
My minions.
Let me show you them.
Mai disguys be workin. Nao I finds sekret pengwn fish stash…
Pengwins eye teh catloaf, wundering if its nommy.
Catloaf eyes fotographer, thinkin “help me, mommy!”
“Gots minyuns, but rly just wanted funyuns, til sumbudy tolded me taht thoes wuz bad fur mah helf, so nao i conkurs teh wurld and gits mah rivenj. Askin me to PLZ DOAN DO DIS wil only maek me angry…u wud not liek me wen ahm angry”
Shouldn’t your minions be behind you and not forming a circle around you looking in Julius Ceasar?
LOL!
Et tu, Pengwin?
Bewayr teh Idez of…Augist?
i can haz escape route?
Are those prinny minions, dood?
I can has Disgaea for PS2?
I can has prinny pack, dood? ;3
So that’s who the penguin mafia’s leader is… would make sense… all those mob penguins…
if dey be mob penguinz, dus dey haf teh mob mentalitee like we duz???
Baaaah baaaahhh!
Iz not enuff for minyan – can has 2 moar kplzthx?
At last! Much luvs foar yiddishkeit kitteh!
We cans daven a bissle?
Kitteh has much kvellage! Prolly is looking for loxburger – pleh for cheez, espeshully wit meat!
Penguin minyons is complaining to leeder about teh carpet that has much pleh.
CAN U DIGGIT, SUCKAZ?!
Aww, hve a heart, Cyruscat is Cyrus…
X-tah-reemlee FORMUL takuvr. Blak tai.
Am not outnumbred.
Am in targit-rich environmint.
Prezidenchul Kitteh says: I can haz less sekrit service?
Silly kitteh can’t count! Evryone nos that a minion has ten pengwinz. I thinks he meen “minyans”.
Peguins Attack
Mai doggeh and kitteh syndicate had a minyon. A stoofed doggeh in a karatey owtfit. Wen u skweezed it, it sed “Hai-Yah.” Minyons job wuz to keep me alurt, speshully in teh middl ob teh nites. Ennytime I tried to sleep, dey sicced teh minyon on me. Not so grate fur me, ackshully.
I has allies.
Political allies.
soree giiz, diz kitteh rolz solo!!! now scram!
…..that iz unles u got sum cheezburgerz…
in wich case, stai awiil, wont u?!
Soo many wins and LOLz on tihs un.
AaahhhH! Penguins are scary!
aaaahhh!! kitteh can has penguin minions!!! so proud of kitteh!
meet mah brotherz. lolz
meet my brothers, from diffrunt motherz…LOL!
and different species
Ich hast viele Pengwinz. Meine Pengwinz bist sehr minyunzy. Plz to be halting thar, Herr Chzbrgr, or else meine Pengwinz konnen ur chzbrgr taking und eatings.
KthxAUFVEEDERSAYUNZ!
loldoitch
Halp! Pengwinz stoled my happy feet!
Numbr wun, dere’s moar den 4. Numbr too dey not lectrik. En numbr tree, if dey start singing hairy krishna I iz leeving.
attck!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!… and git me cezzeburger!
Why…wherever you can squeeze them in, dahling!
EVIL MINIONS UNITE AGIAST ALL DOGS!!!!!!
It r b atak of teh pengwenz! <:O
IZ preti kitteh