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Classic.
Wow! Mai furst “First!” Lolz.
I seed halph ub wut u did derez!
Okay, kinda embare-assed to admit, but it took me liek 15 seconds to get dat wun…I can has slow brainz?
wel… if u reely wantz dem, ok…
BRAAAIIINNSSS!!!!
He’s also watching you – you know, doing the DEED….
I wuz gonna say “Kloset Kat is Watching You Masturbate.”
kloset kat was not trying on your stockings! whereva would you gets such an ideas? *puts back stockings*
Kloset kitteh can kumz owt uf kloset! We will still luvs u an saport ur ‘lyfestile’.
Not dat dere’s anything rong wit it…
Dagnabit, is DAT y mai stokings r awaz full uv klaw hols???
haha! I was trying to be diplomatic
sneaky cat is sneaky and surprised!
Sneaky cat WUZ sneeky…until he saw u naked. Nao he is Mortified Cat…
mebbe we caught him during his private teim *blush*
Mortaflubakatedcat, i thinks.
is dey gone? teh scary guys who wuz tryin to steal mai cheezburgerz?
Kitteh moovz lyke fawg
Sylent in t3h nyte. Glydeeng
up an daown t3h stayrz
Wood kreekz an wisspurrz
Iz Kitteh roameeng arowndz
Or iz it t3h wind?
Green iez peek arownd
a kornur. Furree sentree
iz much vijillant
Hewminz awll in Bed
Shaddoz slyde an kross teh floar
Tyme 2 hab sum fun!
Jack.
de fawg moves in on widdle cat feet
carl sanburg
Luks ober harbir and sitty
On sylet honchos.
On sylent harbls.
Teh harblz glieds on…
Whut?
Aw, Maaaaan….
I is takin a number twoz… can you wait a bitz?
U is being surveilled. Try to akt natrelle.
In Soveet Russha, Komrad Kitteh compile dossier an report u to Vlad “The Impaler” Putin … U IN BIG TRUBBL NEOW!!!
i seez what u did there.
Blendin In Wif Dah Woodwurk Kitteh is sumwhut suksesful.
i see cheezburger, can i has?
Pls?
Suprizez Parteh Kitteh sez, “Shhhh…. i hears a keys in a loks”
Not Visible Kitteh sez, “Purrhaps we shudda got sum balloonz. Dis apartmint is dowdy.”
Suprizez Parteh Kiteh sez, “Shhhh… kwik… wraps up the ded mowses prezints…”
Okey! Soon az dey goes to fleep, i kin braek inta dere safe!
…O dang.
aihm ignorin u
U can calz ‘kitteh kitteh kitteh’ awl u wantz
but aihm gonna keepz ignorin u
wai!! Wuz dat dah can owpener aih jus herd?
Hoo, me?? I dint do it. Nobuddee saw meh do it. U cant pruv ennyfing.
Sneekee Cat
is nawt totalee shoor he wantz 2 joyn in ur gaemz…
speshulee if it invollvz takin awf awl mah fur n givin sumbudee elz a baff. u hyoominz r so weeurd!
A master is out.
i can has voysmail?
Dis be photoshopped. Kitteh not in propper purporshuns! Kewt – wud bez funneher ip real!
i can see da kitteh’s reflection in da glass on da scary door. ooohhhh… da door be scary lookin
I thot the kitteh was sittin on a table or sumthin on the udder syde of dat wall dere.
Maybee worken on a noo CATalog at werk has me half-blynd.
Y wud Ize photoshop? Derr…
evee moove you mak
evee step you tak
evee smile you fak
I be watchin you
o canst u see
dey belongs tu me
an my belleh ayks
frm all doze burgs i aet
[urp]
Teh callz iz coming frum inzide teh howz.
Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek!
I wantz dat wudwerk fur mine houz!
This kind of looks liek it might be an old school building or something. That door across the hall has much style win.
I is has teh elliphent uv soopereyz
luks somting liek dis?
http://www.kidrobot.com/prodimages/34-DEFAULT-l.jpg
Yep, dat’s him. Turns up evvy time I can has careful plans. Littel duz he no teh sneaky cat is sneakin up on him. LOL
Did sumbuddy say cheezburger?
Grayte piksher. Dere’s sumthing Hitchcockian about it. Imajinn dat rotund shaddoe appeering thru de dawr as de moovee starts…
(scaree muziks)
I agrees. This pic has much win. The composition and kind of stark lighting add just enough shadow to put in an element of suspense, yet between the expression on the cat’s face and the caption it is classic Caturday humor. This has made it to my personal list of favorites.
Kitteh sees dead peeps. Walkin round like norml peeps. They be not noing they are dead.
/temperature drops 10 degrees.
I had that kind of thought, too…uh-oh….mob mentality agin!!
quick – get the burning torches
I wonder what K would do if she knew she had provided us with months of useful lines? probably throw another hissy fit
probably start demanding copyright…
“Please everybody, do NOT MAKE FUN OF THE TROLLS on this or any website, as you will HURT or possibly KILL millions of INNOCENT PEOPLE with your WIT and SARCASM. You may cause someone to CHOKE ON THEIR PEPSI while they’re reading, and this is not FUNNY or COOL. MILLIONS OF PEOPLE WILL DIE and you will go to federal PRISON or perhaps be DRAWN AND QUARTERED.
I am a LEGAL PROFESSIONAL and TEACHER so I know what I’m TALKING ABOUT. You can all laugh at me, but that’s just because you’re an IGNORANT MOB OF SHEEP WHO SHOULD BE AGREEING WITH ME because people who DISAGREE WITH ME ARE SHEEP and people who AGREE WITH ME ARE OBVIOUSLY NOT SHEEP.
Sorry for the LENGTH OF THIS POST, but you BROUGHT this on YOURSELVES.”
[draws on quarter]
“You;re an ignorant mob of sheep who should be agreeing with me”….y’know, she’s right!! LOL!
baa! baa!
oh noes, think of teh lolsheep!!
lolsheep lolsheep has u annee trollz?
Yessir yessir tree baygs ful.
Ah has slain u wif mah raypeyur-liek wit! Nao, go has a meladramatik deff seen… sumwerz els, purrfurablee.
waytaminit — i nots drynkin Pespi! i ar eetin apul! dis CANT be bowts me!
OMG, MAH HOEL LYF IS CAN BE LIE!!!
Pleas do not be snorking apul out ur nose! Pleas, Pleas, dont do this! I did it wonce wit teh sowerkrauts…. um, u dont want detayls, bleeve me. U cud choke on teh apuls, an what wood we do witowt u?
At least I kept it short…
“DON’T DO THIS.
please don’t do this.”
Yeh, PLEASE DON’T DO THIS cuz I is already ded of laffing.
ZOMG, I is so happeh I wuz nawt drinkin’ teh tastee bvrgs rite den. Wud have been sploo’d ebbrywhar
If I comez out, du yu promis not to let Aunt Matilda kiss me agin?
WTF?
k, how bout she jus snorgles u a littel bit?
Noooooooo! She has teh bad breff an a mustash!!!
sneaky cat
……..is traumatized bai mama and daddy doin teh nastee. oh mah gawd, mah aiz!!
Blendin In Wif Dah Woodwurk Kitteh is sumwhut suksesful. lul nice 1 ^_^
iz it safe? … iz it safe?
Okay, I love this website, but I have a pet peeve: You shouldn’t caption something “”Word here” Cat is “Same Word” ex: sneaky cat is sneaky. Of course sneaky cat is sneaky, tell us something to better illustrate the concept (some good alternatives already posted). I’m not trying to pick on this picture cause it’s is not the first, but I would hope that people have cleaver and funny captions when they post.
Viva lolcats!
“Word here”cat is “same word” is a well-known meme. That’s why it’s funny.
I haz a cleaver, ‘Manda!
…but onlee okashunalee funnee kapshunz!
ps…where duz yu go to bye a pet peeve??? Duz dey eet much??
Pet peeve? I WANT!
“New from Ronco: The Pet Peeve … just add water and a touch of angst and it grows completely out of proportion! Order today … supplies are limited!”
i gotz sum extras…. I’ll email em to u. sum ob dem be kinda petty, tho.
Ohhhh nooooooooooes! Fink uv teh pet peevez!
is evry bit as funey as teh Rushin Reversl gag.
no mors, no les.
No, rushin reversl is wai moar fun!
By teh way, Yakov Smirnof is so much awsum! I go to Branson to see him and dolly parton.
Never, ever have I ever thought I would see the words “Yakov Smirnof” and “awsum” in the same sentence.
In Soviet Russia, um, can you please to be takings ur crappy comic back nao? Srsly. Plz?
Tautological meme is tautological.
i had to look that up. I’m so using that now in everyday life. “Pshf, that’s so tautological.”
u sharez dat wurd meenin wit da ress of us?
d00d… jus trys http://www.m-w.com
srsly
Sry–I is Engfish teecher, jes tryna improov teh vocabularies. Tautological means it sez teh same fing twice an is redundant., like a roze is a roze.
Cleaver and funny caption: Axe-murderer cat is axe-murdering.
Now DATS teh funnee!
my cleaver, let me show you it
(really, read da post. “CLEAVER” as in “CLEAVER and funny captions”
BWAAHALOLMFAOBBQTTM. ** ahem **
Editor cat edits.
I thinks somewun needs to reeds teh Caturday Instrkshun Manyool?
I thinks sumwun shud rite teh Caturday Instrkshun Manyool. Wud be much of teh awesum.
amanda… it’s funnier of you read it in a funny voice. try a fake french accent while raising your eyebrows
What happened to teh cheezburgerzzz? I used to lerve this site, and now it is lame. Wherezzz teh walrus? Sad day.
Lolrus on summur vacation in Bukkitville
…wasting away.
JImmy Bukkit ref FTW!
Since you finds it so lame, can we counts on u nawt coming around and posting annymoar?
GHARRR!! I IS CHANNELLING STENDS TROLL! GHAARRRRRR! U HAS RELEASED MAH INNER BIATCH! GHAARRRR!!
(The release of mah inner biatch is qwite a sight to see–it’s kind of liek when dat guy turns into teh Hulk, only I is not green, enormous, or strong…okay, so that example is not so grate, akshully. Think moar of rilly bad drag queen doing Jewlie Newmar as Catwoman)
…duz i hafsta?
Jewlie Newmar is TEH BEST Catwoman. Teh best. Earth Kitt was gud, but Jewlie was wikkid gud.
Okayz. I iz dizagreens wif diz wun. Eartha Kitt waz purrrrrrfect az Catwoman. No uver to ever matchings hur…
OK nao u haz made tastee bevrg come out mah noze
We haz eeted cheezburgerz.
dangz! teh Spanish Inkwizishun…
i wuzn’t spektin them
heer it ar, but nao tehr is nudder vurzhun of teh saem koment waytin to show up
Hai!!! No1z eggspectz Zpanizh Inkwizishun!
hmmm, i maed a koment, but ICHC eated it
it’ll be bacs.
tho mabey
much
laytr.
Yeh, I had a bunch of komments go missin yesterday all day, an dey showed up last nite.
Dey be travlin to Hawyee an bak….mebbe dey gotz lost in teh innernashulal waterz four a wile…
ennyone else had dem moovin arownd? I repli to comment, it posts at bottom, den latyr it wher I ment it to b. But nowt always. I can has bad komment karma?
dat hapin to me tw02-posted at da bottum, so i did it agin, din it wint to where is wus aposed to be, so din Is had it twict in a row. pleh
Follo me, if U wantz to livz!
Sneaky cat sez “R u stil mad?”
“I’ll maek u anudder cookie… and dis time I’ll trai not to eet it… maybee…”
If I see that cat one more time…
psssst..U wunna bai a skwirl?
I aweh fee lik, sumbunnee watchin meeeeee, an I gawt no privasee, OooOooOoo!
rockwell FTW
didz they say injekshun???
Oh nose! Its Snap!
ZOMG!! I just took a closer look at the pic–is it me, or does this kitteh have teh lightning bolt scar on his forehead?
He is teh Hairy Pooter, hiding from teh Moldyvort!!
i fink you underesteemat the sneakines sir!
da hediousnes ov dat fut well hawnt mi foar evr.
FTW Jasm!!
peek a boo kitteh!
Spy Cat — Don’t makes me go all Bourne on youz!
ur camra maeks me urp.
I doan unnerstan folkses whut sez kittehs be sneeky. Nebber had a sneeky kitteh. Dey’s alwais do teh bad stuff riyt in frunna me, not trubblin wif beein sneeky.
so twoo, so twoo
An den dey allwayz ak liek, “Dood, that wuzznt me on top uv teh cownter!”
We has 6 kittehs. Magoo, Bella, Dolce, Baci, UdderCat and Summuddercat.
When a plants gets eated, iz alwys the Uddercat or Summuddercat.
lolzoars
OMG!!!!! U all be 2 much funnee fer me. Maek me laff ot lod at werk. Kthxbai.
Then owr job heer is dun. (Dusts off hands.)
Fanks! Yeh, dis site is grayt for teh ROFL. Altho it taek mah produktivitee down abowt… oh… 78%.
ai saw mommy kissin santy claws… in august?
Halp Daddy!
OMG! Da hoomins are comin!