I iz sorree 4 bein’ bad bad kitteh
I can come out of korner now plz k thx
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capped and submitted by: Tee
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Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?
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I c ur paynt job you did here. Iz not so grate, aktshully.
time owt kitteh duzn’t apreshiate ur parenting methudz.
Ur luminum syding. it has a flavur
Wud dat bee luminomnomnom syding den?
Sinnanom, linoleyum, uhloominom
Sinnanom, linoleyum, uhloominom
Sinnanom, linoleyum, uhloominom
Sinnanom, linoleyum, uhloominom
Sinnanom, linoleyum, uhloominom…
Ah tried sayin dat fass tree tymez. Mai wyfe sed wai u mumlin lyke a Jidiot? Wun persuns reezins foar LOLz iz uhnuthrz reezins 2 getz therupeez ah supoze.
teh utside kitteh lef hiz smellz hea… im nut wit dat
kitteh needz dunce cap!
weel get eevul teecher 2 mayk kitteh ware cap. perhaps a teecher/leegul prufeshunal! an eevul teecher can lekshur kitteh on teh daynjurs uv standin in kornerz! U CANZ PUT TEH AI OWT LAIK DAT!!!!
“DON’T DO THIS.
Please don’t do this.”
I can has K parody?
Dat wuz purfekt!
97….98….99……100! Redy or NOT, here I come!
ollyollyoxenfwee?? i not even hided dat well! wer evrybodiez? do I smell cheezburgerz?? Yoo betteh not be eatin mah lunch!
iz not wat joo theenk. iz mai cheezburgerz!
Lost yor mittn, u notty kittn
now yu shall have no pi
Muther Goos FTW!
No kitteh, iz mah pawt pi!
s. park ftw!
withouts no pi, kitteh cannot calculate teh area of teh circles…
Is dat cheezburger piy?
Algebra, FTW.
No kitteh - u waznt bad! U waz jus bein kitteh!! U canz come owt ob teh corner nao!
This cat could smother with his face in the corner like this. Cats need open spaces to breathe. Also kitty’s spine is being compromised by having to sit in one postion for too long.An what about kitty’s self esteem? Admonishing a cat for his natural curious and precocious naure is just abusive, and wrong.
PLEASE, PLEASE DON’T DO THIS!!
OK I CAINT STAYND IT!!!
BAD KITTEH! BAD BAD KITTEH! U STAY DERE ‘TILL I TELLZ U TO GITZ OWT!
NO NIP, AN NO CHEEZBURGER FOAR REST OF TEH WEEK!
LERN UR LESSIN U WILL!
whut i do? mean ol mamma!
I HERD DAT!!!
Mlissa U haz multiple purrrsonalitiez dizorders?
Evryting be k.
I getz ur medicens now.
I daont needz medicens.
yes I do.
No I doant.
yes u do!
Wabbit seeson!
Duck seeeson!
WABBIT SEESON!
DUCK SEESON!
duck seeson.
DUCK SEESON!
*BLAM*
nk, i bettur naow. mmhmmm. awwll bettur
BUGZ BUNNEY RULZ !
yerrrrrrrr dissssssssssssspickable…….
she’z mai sisster! mai dawter! mai sisster! mai dawter!!
Furgets it, Pitty. Is chynatown
Akshullie, itz duffy dak dat sez ur dispikabl…
bugz bunie sez - eye shud mayk leff tern att allbakerkie an whutz up dok?
dat alryt - al tunez iz luunie…
I can has Prozak? Thorazine? KTHXBAI
Attavaaaaaaannnnnnnnnnnnnnn…
“LERN UR LESSIN U WILL!” …Yoda freeks owt.
luv it! “u r irrisponsibull kitteh pwnr, HMM?” *busts out teh dubbl litesabur*
OK we DEFINATELY need a K parody tag !!!
Abso-freekin-lutely! De peeps whu waznt dere woant no bout K….”Lissa, dat wuz grate, akshully!
Fankoo behbeh!!!
End of Blair Witch Projekt Kitteh is skary.
Or nut.
Dependinz on ur pinionz.
Dangit. U beet me 2 Blr Which refrens. I saw it rite away.
Movie made me mostly not skaerd, but nawshus. Do not want.
blur witch was inrsting enuf on first viewing, but not so gret, in genrul
yes - but have you seen the scooby doo parody?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BqDKS6ojvzc
Ze 1 wit sara michelle gellar?
You totally beat me to the Blair Witch comment. Phffttt! (Well done)
I were prolly lurkin waytin furr new pix.
lurkin in woods!
neer ur howse!
dun’t go kampin!
kthxbi.
Kitteh got back.
Hmmm, Grissom! Dis cornr, It has a smell.
KSI: Kitteh Scene Investigatr
Quik! Summon CATherine, SaRRA, sNickt, and WaRRick … GrHISSom needz halp!
this corner is relevant to my interests
LOLz @ all
Den Grissom askz KSI kitteh, “Wud u happin 2 noes hoo et teh middles owt of awl teh bugz in mah cuhlekshun? En I hopes dats not ur harbls u sitting on, Cuz dey compruhmyzin teh seen!” Kitteh sez undr breth, ” Hee hee, Dem bugz wuz gud!”
bilding inspektr kitteh taeks hiz job srsly
“Hmm, I detekt sum wud rot rite heer… that’ll be nine-thowsand munnies, thx.
Dat’s okay. I gets Norm to maek a jig and we will cuts new parts out on teh power sawz.
Dat’s coming up next on “Dis ol’ cathouse”
We say ‘Blair Witch Kitteh’ when our kitteh sits in dis manner.
In Soviet Russia, punishment is FOREVAH!
byootiful kitteh hav all de kolurs ob de cheezburger.
Hmm… which one gets me to Diagon Alley?
Kitteh’s fur so lush and beeyotiful! Is it can be snorgling tiem nao?
Kitteh can cumz out now if it promises to NEBBER cent-mark Thanksgiving Turkey aginz.
Exterminator Kitteh sez “I c here where u r startin 2 git little termite damach”
Exterminator Kitteh sez “doan worry, we use only non-toxic wayz to get termites. You has to put cheezburgers all around da house to lure de termites out. Den I pounces on dem! Iz guaranteed to get rid of all cheeze…erm…I mean, all termites”
DING! Okay Kitteh, ur tyme owt ober. Say sowwy an gib Mama a hug.
Korner kitteh…
…iz inna korner.
U noes, onse I coems owt I juss gonna due it agin.
kitteh can has repeet offendur status
Kitteh is reeesidavidavidavidavist.
Spokin lika troo bad kitteh!
ur honestee, iz refweshin.
Nobody putz Kitteh inna korner.