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Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?
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I c ur paynt job you did here. Iz not so grate, aktshully.
time owt kitteh duzn’t apreshiate ur parenting methudz.
Ur luminum syding. it has a flavur
Wud dat bee luminomnomnom syding den?
Sinnanom, linoleyum, uhloominom
Sinnanom, linoleyum, uhloominom
Sinnanom, linoleyum, uhloominom
Sinnanom, linoleyum, uhloominom
Sinnanom, linoleyum, uhloominom…
Ah tried sayin dat fass tree tymez. Mai wyfe sed wai u mumlin lyke a Jidiot? Wun persuns reezins foar LOLz iz uhnuthrz reezins 2 getz therupeez ah supoze.
teh utside kitteh lef hiz smellz hea… im nut wit dat
kitteh needz dunce cap!
weel get eevul teecher 2 mayk kitteh ware cap. perhaps a teecher/leegul prufeshunal! an eevul teecher can lekshur kitteh on teh daynjurs uv standin in kornerz! U CANZ PUT TEH AI OWT LAIK DAT!!!!
“DON’T DO THIS.
Please don’t do this.”
I can has K parody?
Dat wuz purfekt!
97….98….99……100! Redy or NOT, here I come!
ollyollyoxenfwee?? i not even hided dat well! wer evrybodiez? do I smell cheezburgerz?? Yoo betteh not be eatin mah lunch!
iz not wat joo theenk. iz mai cheezburgerz!
Lost yor mittn, u notty kittn
now yu shall have no pi
Muther Goos FTW!
No kitteh, iz mah pawt pi!
s. park ftw!
withouts no pi, kitteh cannot calculate teh area of teh circles…
Is dat cheezburger piy?
Algebra, FTW.
No kitteh – u waznt bad! U waz jus bein kitteh!! U canz come owt ob teh corner nao!
This cat could smother with his face in the corner like this. Cats need open spaces to breathe. Also kitty’s spine is being compromised by having to sit in one postion for too long.An what about kitty’s self esteem? Admonishing a cat for his natural curious and precocious naure is just abusive, and wrong.
PLEASE, PLEASE DON’T DO THIS!!
OK I CAINT STAYND IT!!!
BAD KITTEH! BAD BAD KITTEH! U STAY DERE ‘TILL I TELLZ U TO GITZ OWT!
NO NIP, AN NO CHEEZBURGER FOAR REST OF TEH WEEK!
LERN UR LESSIN U WILL!
whut i do? mean ol mamma!
I HERD DAT!!!
Mlissa U haz multiple purrrsonalitiez dizorders?
Evryting be k.
I getz ur medicens now.
I daont needz medicens.
yes I do.
No I doant.
yes u do!
Wabbit seeson!
Duck seeeson!
WABBIT SEESON!
DUCK SEESON!
duck seeson.
DUCK SEESON!
*BLAM*
nk, i bettur naow. mmhmmm. awwll bettur
BUGZ BUNNEY RULZ !
yerrrrrrrr dissssssssssssspickable…….
she’z mai sisster! mai dawter! mai sisster! mai dawter!!
Furgets it, Pitty. Is chynatown
That could all be true, if you were Austrian
Akshullie, itz duffy dak dat sez ur dispikabl…
bugz bunie sez – eye shud mayk leff tern att allbakerkie an whutz up dok?
dat alryt – al tunez iz luunie…
I can has Prozak? Thorazine? KTHXBAI
Attavaaaaaaannnnnnnnnnnnnnn…
“LERN UR LESSIN U WILL!” …Yoda freeks owt.
OK we DEFINATELY need a K parody tag !!!
Abso-freekin-lutely! De peeps whu waznt dere woant no bout K….”Lissa, dat wuz grate, akshully!
Fankoo behbeh!!!
End of Blair Witch Projekt Kitteh is skary.
Or nut.
Dependinz on ur pinionz.
Dangit. U beet me 2 Blr Which refrens. I saw it rite away.
Movie made me mostly not skaerd, but nawshus. Do not want.
blur witch was inrsting enuf on first viewing, but not so gret, in genrul
yes – but have you seen the scooby doo parody?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BqDKS6ojvzc
Ze 1 wit sara michelle gellar?
You totally beat me to the Blair Witch comment. Phffttt! (Well done)
I were prolly lurkin waytin furr new pix.
lurkin in woods!
neer ur howse!
dun’t go kampin!
kthxbi.
Kitteh got back.
Hmmm, Grissom! Dis cornr, It has a smell.
KSI: Kitteh Scene Investigatr
Quik! Summon CATherine, SaRRA, sNickt, and WaRRick … GrHISSom needz halp!
this corner is relevant to my interests
LOLz @ all
Den Grissom askz KSI kitteh, “Wud u happin 2 noes hoo et teh middles owt of awl teh bugz in mah cuhlekshun? En I hopes dats not ur harbls u sitting on, Cuz dey compruhmyzin teh seen!” Kitteh sez undr breth, ” Hee hee, Dem bugz wuz gud!”
bilding inspektr kitteh taeks hiz job srsly
“Hmm, I detekt sum wud rot rite heer… that’ll be nine-thowsand munnies, thx.
Dat’s okay. I gets Norm to maek a jig and we will cuts new parts out on teh power sawz.
Dat’s coming up next on “Dis ol’ cathouse”
We say ‘Blair Witch Kitteh’ when our kitteh sits in dis manner.
In Soviet Russia, punishment is FOREVAH!
byootiful kitteh hav all de kolurs ob de cheezburger.
Hmm… which one gets me to Diagon Alley?
Kitteh’s fur so lush and beeyotiful! Is it can be snorgling tiem nao?
Kitteh can cumz out now if it promises to NEBBER cent-mark Thanksgiving Turkey aginz.
Exterminator Kitteh sez “I c here where u r startin 2 git little termite damach”
Exterminator Kitteh sez “doan worry, we use only non-toxic wayz to get termites. You has to put cheezburgers all around da house to lure de termites out. Den I pounces on dem! Iz guaranteed to get rid of all cheeze…erm…I mean, all termites”
DING! Okay Kitteh, ur tyme owt ober. Say sowwy an gib Mama a hug.
Korner kitteh…
…iz inna korner.
U noes, onse I coems owt I juss gonna due it agin.
kitteh can has repeet offendur status
Kitteh is reeesidavidavidavidavist.
Spokin lika troo bad kitteh!
ur honestee, iz refweshin.
Nobody putz Kitteh inna korner.
Derti Danzen refrenz!
eh?
Dirty Dancing … “Nobody puts Baby inna korner.”
oof sleepyhed – i red dat as ‘dirti dozen.’ lolz. . .
Aaaaah! Kitteh lookz like brwon vershun of Marble!
Nanny “JO JO” sez 2 kitteh “k u can come out ov naughty cornr nao”.
Kitteh in KittehNordyKorna..”Dat’s UNASSEPTABLE behavyour kitteh”
you can has timeout 4 stealin mah cheezburger.
i iz howz 2 parkourz up?
Okey i shinney up de draenpype an den to de oberhang, an if enywon comz out of howse wif grosarees, i pownse! Bam!
Emeril Kitteh BAMs on grosseries!
Here kitteh, kitteh, kitteh…..
you needz pankinz on yer furry haunches !! (just luv panks ov course….)
“who’s mamma’s BAAAAAAAAAD Kitteh ? Ohhhh,,,,,you naughty naughty kitteh…..ohhh…..you like dat huh? you widdle fuzzy twamp…..”
Oh…sorrreee……TMI?
ooohhhh myyyyyy…
0.O
no, i swares, i dint RLY meen dat i thot u shud shut ur cheez-hole… *snicker* i iz so sry, *snerk* rly… BWAAA ha haaha! An wyl ur at it, go baek meh sum cookiez!
…uh oh. no, i rly sorree! RLY!!! i swares! ! i dinn meen it… o noes… teh kornur AGEN.
*snortlaugh* dis remind me ov my brudder, lulz!
chzbrgr sneffen kitteh can has sit wen chzbrgr deetictid.
I’m not talkin ta youze guise anymoars
Wen owr kittahs misbehavded, mai momma always sayed to dem, B-A-D C-A-T.
I says to momma, Wy u spellin in front of kittah?
Momma: I dun’t want himz to get inferioritee complex.
Troo storee!
FTWOMGBBQ! my abatar goneded againz. *sigh*
wordpress, pls not to be eetings abatar. it not tastee or nootrishius.
Go 2 WordPress, log out, log in, den come back here, and see if Avatar comes bak to play wit u. Oh, I means plays sumtin besids hide-n-seeks.
Fank u, D Marie! Will tries it nao!
Yay! It are back! Fank u agains.
LOLZ! Yo momma very qeeyut, me lyk! So if kitteh do gud she spell it too? To avoeed eego?
Oh I love you love you love you all so much for maiking mah dai! Kthhxbai! Lovayas!
Aww what a cute little kitteh
Das Kitteh habe der Ecke, Der ecke hast deh kitteh.
If teh kitteh no has der Ecke, den das ar aint mah kitteh,
loldoitch, lol
tnx fer stikin dat song in mai hed, u ebil poster, u. It be song dat rilly stiks wen u hears it, better dan awl teh udder songz in teh uniberse.
Oh noes, I sry. Iz only teh kitteh beins near a korners got me thinkin. Plezing to think on a “Wam!” song wenevers to git ebil song awy frum u.
kitteh found end of worldz.
Kitteh juss deweeng
whut Kittehz duu. Dayr iz no
need 4 punnishment
Leep up an katch low
flyeeng Burd. Hewmins fink ur
Hannibul Lektur
If nawt katch t3h Burd
Den wood be Furry Krittur
raydeeng t3h Garden
Jack.
i alwayz enjoyz ur haiku. just wantud to sai. =^.^=
p.s. i wunce sublet frum frend who had kittah. she (frend) wuz vegetariunz and wantud kittah to be vegetariunz 2. So i had dese meat-free kibbelz to giv kittah all summur. I didz not know den dat kittahs are obligatoree karnivorez. well, all summur kittah caughted humongous pidguns and eated dem, nom nom nom. kittah gotted lots of poultree but burd populashun did not do so gud.
TEH END
wayz t goez Kittehz!
has anyone even for a minute considered the effects on self-esteem and mental health this method of punishing has on the poor cat?
i’m leaving this site now, because i REFUSE to take part in any ill-treatment of cats and other animals.
concern troll parody FTW
are you sure it was parody??? doan remmemmer dis poster afore….BUT, if it wuz K-parodee, it wuz a gud wun!
me’s b noo in heer. totly lurvz de lolcats n desideded 2 join in da funnez.
Welcom!! Yuze meak gud funneez!!
welkum mumrick! hope yu wuz doin teh parody of K frum a few dayz ago…..it were a reelee strange day on teh innertubes. Join in teh fun!!!!!
Helloooo mumrik!
me’s b habbing the thanksabunchitude 4 youze wellkomingness.
I duz Kat Winslut impreshun. From dat Tyetannic moovey. Is not so gret, ackshully, as too shawt to sees ober frunt of bote.
hooo put kitteh bebbeh in de korner?
huh?
ANSWER ME!
o noes…
sry runs with scissors – missd ur ntry.
*goes to stand in korner*
LOL!
kinky kitteh is peepin thru a howl into teh sawna.
corner kitteh is watchin teh sawnabathurs!! oh noes…
hmmphjeswaittillIgetzoutofhereIllshowthemIllshredtehcowchanclimetehcurtinsanbitethertoezanwhaktehdoganpiddulintehlawndreebaskitansitontehbabeeanpoosheverthingofftehshelvzanwalkallovurtehcaranthentheyullbesorreejuswait…
absloot WIN, dis 1!
O pleez let teh poor bebe out of the corner!
Kitteh iz prayin at de Wailin Wawl
dude paws offf the food man im steelin your food or ill say grrrrrrrrrrrr and grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr there i said it kkkkkkkkkk i hate you man and that is how i got in the corner now can i pplz get out yea thnx
meen punishurs!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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oooohhhhh!!! it r sooooo sad!u iz forgiven!
awwwwwwwwww
poor kitteh!
u is forgiven now get out of teh korner
[...] i iz so sawry 4 bein bad kitteh!! [...]
why i has too stan in kornar wer doggi poopies?
you can comes out of teh corner now..
ktnxbai
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[...] i iz sry 4 bein bad kitteh. [...]
meh lolz r nebar showin up
OMGZ!! wut happened to meh pic? iz gotz dango on it ;~;
3…2…1… K Ready or nowt heew i comeeeeee!!!!