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Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?
» Learn Lolspeak — teh furst language born of teh intertubes.
I has a tail??!!
Can I has a spine, too? I has never saw a rubber kitteh befor.
I has seen lotz uv rubber kittehs. Here is a bunch:
http://www.themoggy.com/olympics.htm
Boy cloudycat cans streeeeeeeeeeeetch to 4 times normal lengthz - iz also tuxy cat. Coincidence? I doesn’t think so!
dey callz dis “kitteh forchoon cookie pozishun”.
um… halp?
Look, the spot on his belly looks almost like a heart!
spot is mickee mouze.
the CATholic church made mickey mouse a saint after a young girl saw mickey on the side of a cat in lourdes, france. the mouse head spoke to her and made several predictions, the last of which is kept secret by the vatican, but is rumored to predict the third world war.
Blasphemous! But funnee.
Or Mickeh Mowse!
o noes! kitteh et mickeh. nao will hab stumick eck. an mebbe get sooed by dizneh.
Pretteh fluffeh puffeh kitteh et itteh bitteh dizneh mickeh!
and aaaawww, teh litl blakc spotz on teh botm ov pawz!!
*hed splods wiht kyut*
strechee kitteh iz … strechee!
…and breathe and UUUUUPWARD BOWWW and stretchhhh your heart to the sky… be present in the moment… quiet your mind… are you breathing? aaaaaand lowerrrrr….
oh man, dat wuz tuff! i needz a naps!! zzzzzzzz……
sure it’s not “upward facing dog”, sillyannz???
sidewaiz-faecin cat, mebbe?
been a wyl sinz i dun teh yogurz… wuz neber so grate at it, ackshulee. fun tho!
I can has kiroprakter?
I fink I pulld sumpin in mah back!
Tummee snorgle tiem!
But luk owt for the five-owt-uv-six pointy ends!!
kitteh haz fayled to cheev ouroubouros impurrsonayshun
Dot matryxk printerz wuz gud at ouroubouros impurrsonayshining. Papr goez out teh front, ober teh roller, and back n 2 teh back, ebery tyme u tuk ur eyes offen it. Addin mashine tape gud at it 2.
meow-rouboros, Win!
Tired of Downward Facing Dog, kitteh invents Upward Facing Cat.
kitty kama sutra
Teh hyoomens wus filled wif grayt fearz. Dere, befoar dem wuz teh finul n mowst daynjerus test. Foar it iz rittin dat he hoo can snorgle teh kitteh’s belee and not bee pownsed shall bee king. *snorgle, POWNSE, AHHHH!* <—(A sownd byte 4 u)
Grammar Kitteh is in ur sentenz, creating parenthesis… (wud haf a parenthesis be a parenthe?)
Haf a parenthesis is a parenthesis. Two parentheses are parentheses.
Pedantic doctorcat is pedantic.
sept no thin as “haf a parenthesis” unlezz uzin broked dot matrex printah. 1 left ur rite braket za parenthesis.
uberpedantic paws4thot is uberpedantic!
Three parentheses is a doctorcat doctoral dissertation . . .
Actually grammar kitteh sez one piece of parentheis is a paren. Kinda like one piece of parent, momma or poppa, maybe?
Wud lolspeeking pedant be … oxymoron? Hahaha!
Noez. Kittehspeekin pedant is lernin to tock forrin.
Lolspeak is mah secret vice, akshully. I is jes skeered of riting comments on mah studentses papers in lolspeak. Like:
“Ware is ur fesis statemunt?”
“Dis parrygraff is unnerdeveloped. Plz to be revising it.”
“Ur speling is atroshus!”
GAHH!!
Dat wud b SO AWSUM!!!
“Plz to be gibin teh bibliyo… bibleeoh… WTF u finded dis kwote.”
4 teh win!!! I hatez teh paipr gradin 2. it is teh 5 paragaff essayz, y u hav onee 3 paragaffs?
banana cat
ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring banana cat!
ACK, earworm! Do not want!
I can has a gud stretch? Ohhhh, yea……….
i is comtemplating mah navel…wait where it go?
n kitty is n-shaped
Chris Angel kitteh…
…has levatayshund.
Now, if I could just get in that position. Seriously, how do cats do this stuff? Mike can have his front feet and head resting in one direction and his back feet and tail in the complete opposite, while sound asleep.
Kittehs has no bonz. Dey is mayd of gas and floof. Iz internul preshur of ayr dat kepes dem frum klapzin intu a hepe.
An iz tempurrchurr relayted. When temp iz abuv 90, we haz boneless cat ranch!
I’m shor u’ve seen da tempurrchur chart showin direck relayshun of temp to size uv kitteh! When iz cold, kitteh iz tight wrapt, when iz hot, kitteh melterz all over da playse!
Yesh, when is hot, kats lays onna wood coffee table inna front room, which is right unnerneaf da ceiling fan. De tummy fluff bowz arroun and arroun. Dey no appreciate if you puts water on them.
sometimes it looks like someone threw kittehs onna floor & they stayed inn thowed position.
Mah meezer goes all 2-dimenshunul wen its hot (like tuday) an luks like Ejipshun art painted on teh floor.
ROFL, too troo! Gas, floof, an spit. An lub.
I tink der b rubber bans envolved 2.
High-diver kitteh score hi for full-twistin back somursaltz but iz dokked 0.5 for not keepin feetz togedder.
I’ma little teapot short and stout, here is mai handle, here is mai spout.
Y-M-C-A danse. Ur doin’ it wrong.
TB - the YMCA dance is ALWAYS wrong ;o)
At least it isn’t “In the Navy.” I went to a Junior Miss Pageant in 1978 or 1979 - as a spectator - and 50% of the “patriotic” talent exhibitions involved “In the Navy.” My friend did an amazing self-choreographed ballet to a medley of actually patriotic songs. She lost…. to the “In the Navy” baton twirler. I was scarred for life, as you can tell.
Yoga Katz gotz guds karmas
Yoga Katz karmas run over hiz dogmas…
HALP! Where Grabbity?
Kittehz hab Majjik
Kanz bendz an twistz an kontortz
n2 kountless shaypz
Kanz fillz ennee nook
or krebbiss. Poorz or meltz
lyke creemee likwid
Spesshul skillz rekwyrd
4 spesshul playses. Hyurr
iz allwayz bettah
Jack.
ur pomz r alwaiz sew bery awsum. much kreativtee dere. ur brane iz phantastik! kthxbai…
Yer floorboreds are warped.
Wait, theyz strait, I’z warped? Halp!
I prayz to GAWD!!! Will sumwun plz cum and halp me?!? =.=
I haz fallen and I cant git up!
Remynz me uv local commurshal fur Billy Bob’s Yoga an Auto Bodee:
“Looks lak ya got an after market chakra…”
LOL!
*spork!1!* u maek mee spuw kaffee on mai keebored. i liek muchlee. kthxbai…