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There he iz boiz, get him!
Hun? Waitz it wuz mai couzen we look alikez i swearz! Halp!
WAOW. kitteh on teh leff is wun stretchee cat!
stretchee kitteh… iz kickin ur a$$.
Slinkee cat? If u put is on the stayres, will is slinkee down? Or will it be turning into cat-loaf?
alone or in pairs? it makes the slinkity sound?
prrr-ching!
prrr-ching!
prrr rr- *catloaf*
…uh oh, slinkee kitteh gots stuckid! *small push on kitteh butt*
prrr-ching!
prrr- zzzzzzzzzzzzz…
…oh, furget it.
ExpandableCat is expanding - but his intestines r fully messed up now
DAD! DAD! We always knew you would come home!
Dad? Umm, whut happened to ur harblz? And why does you have teh boobiez? And callz urself Ms. Dad?
Hep! We bein attaked by kitteh-eatin windo.
Is such a pane.
Oh Noes! Thousands of kittehs are killed teh ded every year by teh windoez! Dey jumps at dem and dey is nawt opened and dey maeks dere faces all smooshy do not want.
Dese kittehs clearly wuz nawt expectin teh window to be opens. Teh wun on teh right has just realized dat he is gonna smack his harblz on that little shrub. Teh wun on the left is saying “oh nooooooooes!”
DO NOT DO THIS
Plz don’t do this.
it’s getting to where we need a K parody and/or OHNOES tag(s) ;o)
definity bofe ov tehm. K parody AND OHNOES …
datz how they made teh pursianz. is not breeding, is crushing facez in windoze!!
u c, eez wary krewl. do not bai pursian kittehz - they haz booboo facez. ;D
sill-y
[cat on left] she is not suspekt nufin.
reddy? CHARGE!!
[cat on right] CHAR– hey wait, im stuckted in windo! halp!
HALP! I iz stuck~!!!
CHEEZBURGER POLEESE ALWAYZ GITZ DERE MAN!!!!
STAWP U CHEEZBURGLAR!
hai, mai lolfrenz… im goin afk for some time, (mai husband and a freek litning storm screeewed up mai compuooter.) i lolvs u all.
Awww. U hurri back noaw.
“burgrr po-leese… arest dis kat”
ooh Radiohead ref….
Orange tabby is, like, ‘Wait for it”…then–KACHAW!
iz liek Jaky Chan, Bruise Lee, an Jet Ski al rold up into oen — wif klawz!
U nit likez Chow Yun Cat den?
An whaddabout Michelle Yeowww???
twonite there’s gunna b a jaelbrake …
Thin Lizzy reference! Weeeeee!
Waitin fur an allyby, waitin fur an allyby,…
“At Microsawft, we tried to keep you ahead of the curve with the most user-friendly platform possible. You told us that Explorer sucks donkeynuts. We listened. You told us that Vista was a lateral upgrade with neat graphics but no floofiness. We also listened. You told use that we had produced the most hackable and unreliable operating system known to humankind, and you laughed your asses off when Bill Gates got executed in the South Park movie. So you know what we’ve done? We have developed the ultimate in Windows! 3-D, floofy, sunlit and totally organic. But we’ve also made sure that it’ll rip up your couch, keep you awake at night, and scratch your face real good. Windows NextGen - shut ur whine holes biatches!”
Hee, hee, hee! Windos NexGen, dat’s a good one. Gotz a fix for da shedding bug?
gaffr tayp.
PLZ DON’T DO THIS!
Alzo foar hed-splode bug. Iz splahchy red skreen ob def.
Dat 2 funnee 4 werds. Thx. Here in Seatul we do not joke bout such theengs. Iz hairisee.
Seatul! {jelluss}u can haz Melvinz{/jelluss}.
I gotz a frend dat livz in Seatul, he sez so mennee peepul werk fr Micro$oft, dey got a Werk Bus dat piks dem up, lyke de Skool Bus yusta. iz dis troo, or my frend fulla litterbox?
Its twoo. Menny M$oft vanz, an gud thing cuz trafk in Ceatul (Redmond) nitemarey. Doze Micro$ofteez, u cant thro a brik withowt hittn wun of dem. Not dat I wud acourse.
u kan spot the micr$oft wurk van$ coz thare windows is frozen an thay iz awlwaze crashin.
*bow* “thankyou, thankyou very much. you’ve been great and i really appreciate the tomatoes.”
r dey fresh tomahtos?
hel no. dat wud b a wayst.
“has de la vista?”
“i ryde on tha bloo, green, redd and yello bus to wurk. i havv windo seet, kthxbai!”
attack! cat-trooperz!
CATOBOTZ, tranzform n lol out!
hahaha! this onez sure funnyz.
ESCAPE!!! Run, run away!
Orunge tabbi lukkin kina stoned
Bin into da nip
SWATKATS, attakz
Yes. Sumthn bout teh ize. An teh slo refleckses. He gonna get nailed.
feliny asphault!
*hic* kill me *hic* kill me *hic* kill me *hic*
RETURN OF LONGCAT!!
Longcat is loooong.
KITTY BUTT ^2
Bonzai!
Orinj cat sez “I are king of teh jungul. You no freyten me wif yer pouncing.”
“Nebber mind this is pattio garden and not jungul. I’z king anywheys.”
Kittehz proateck t3h
garden. Doant lyke flyeeng bugz
dat buzz an steeng
T3h flyeeng bugz wiff
pritty weengz kanz vissit at
enny tyme dey pleeze
Lawng leefy plantz hyde
mennee fings. Kritturs dat flyz
but nun awn 4 legs
Jack.
the one being “attacked” looks like he could care less. i’m almost waiting for him to yawn!
“iz not a muzeded. i gots betteh things 2 do…(yawwwwn)”
Teh orange onez is poysin!
Noo kitteh Muhreen recroots git teh tuff trayning in Puss n Boot camp. C’MON! U buncha bebee kittehs! Up n ovar, Up n ovar!!
Pryvit kitteh! u r lookin like a playt of shaved harbls, ahm not imprezd, u duz not luk motivated…nao u get ovur taht obstikle and u duz it liek u has a purrpuz in lief, MOOV IT!…Pawpadz n Catbutts pryvit
LOL! Nao motivaded Kitteh yells “Semper fleadellis!!!” Uthr kitteh sez “Come bak hear you playte of shaveded harbls! Nyuk Nyuk Nyuk!”
mebbe iz not attak but a luv triungle?
srsly, r tihs windo deynjrus 2 kittehz? cuz mah first thot were, ‘dat is kewl. kitteh can has comin an goin whenevr dei laikz but teh cheezburglarz doan gets in!’ but mebbe i wer rong.
SPARTAAAA!!!
SPARTAAAAAAAAA!!!!
SPARTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!
tyms imfimmitee I WINS!
Tonight! We dinez! On KIBBLE!!!!
bukkit-full of win and awsum!