Washed teh dishes.
yr welcome.
LOL! y thank u… now if u could only poop in the right place. kthx!
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Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?
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all this w/o opposable thumbs !!!
it took 4 hours per playt
furget teh opposabl thumz ishoo slowin down teh dishwoshin. Top shelf - bigass snaplok bag, just inches frawm teh peenut buttr and teh cookeez. . .
teh luk awn kitteh’s faec is prysliss - “wut? i wuzzn’t doin nuffin up der. wut bag? i doan eben SEE a bag! oh, dat? nuffin in der. mebbe sum loose tee.”
peez to b cawling me Herb.
o hai Mr. Jones… thot u’d b commin obur. um… k, i can has pitee. *shares*
Sewf Medicated Kitteh wants to get paws on sum pawt.
and now all the plates small like kitty breath?
…my tong iz still soer.
LOL.
lol
yeh but y iz ur palm olive?
LOL!
kiti, plz to advyssiz my kitiz howe to do. U no evin need foar show dem how to wozh playtz demself, juz how to put in dizhwoshr. I givz yu many cheezburgurz if yu to be pliz showingz of how for doingz of teh load dizhs in woshr. Pliz. Kitiz ’round heer no do no chorz lyk yu do.
mekkin kitteh do ta dishes is meen. Dat’s dog’s werk
I can has playtex gluvs pls.
kittehs and dizwoshrs mor lik:
I opens door, gits disractd
comes back, runs dizwoshr gan cuz dizes all covrd in kittehhare.
kitteh sits on warm countr top bove dizwoshr
umm..ur out of cherreeohs.
i checked mahselfs
I wuz gunna praktise my divin’, but there are no watah in tis pool.
Mr T-time sez “I pity teh pool!”
reggae kitteh sez “lyvlee up ur shelf”
*snort* win for the early morning lolsnort!
+5 comment of win!
I’m in ur redemption sink, waitin in drain for ur luv.
Kitteh can leep up
2 the cabinet fum t3h
bawtum ub t3h seenk
Lawtz ub stuff 2 muve
arownd. Bawkses an kanz uv
awl shaypz an syzez
Maykz gud Nappeeng Playse
Eben bettah 2 jumpz daown
an skayrz t3h Hewminz
Jack.
Oh hai, I builtz you a shelf!
But I satted on it.
Do you suffer from dishpan paws? Don;t get mad, Get:
Glad Mittens for Kittens
win!
Oh noez, deez kittenz haz lost deir mittenz!
Kabinet Kat iz sanitaree an helpful!
Kabinet Kitteh offed Ceiling Cat.
wud Kabinet Kitteh sink so low? Mebbe haz given in to basin stinkts. Do ya rekkin Kabinet Kitteh plugd Ceiling Cat, or woznt u woshin wen it went down?
Dat wuz berry pun-ny!
I r drunk. I r hornee. I r talkz too much.
Dis r funneh.
Caturday camed erlee fer meh.
luvz baykashun!
Much luvs too dah lolcats,
Sarkastikgirl
Dah lolcats sends mutch luvs bak 2 u!
LOLZ!!!
OH Hai!!! I finzded yur peenut butter!
dat teh gud nooz. bad nooz iz i eated ur jellyz.
I fink I heer Peter Pans TAWKING TO MEH!
Choozy cats chooz Jif
Aww thankies kitteh! ^_^
Kareful Kitteh, Don’t Fall!
kabinet kitteh is komin out of de kabinet.
(stockholm pride just ended over here in sweden)
kabinet kitteh is in ur Ikea inspektin ur handiwerk
lolz
ikea kitteh b testin kabinet 4 de approvals b4 shippin.
I maded u cheezburger but I eeted it. Th3n put mai butt wher it wuz. You like? I allwayz finkin ob u!
Hay, did u no u has lotsa bockses an thingz up heer? I nock sum of ‘em over, jus ta halps u. They too close. Now dey’s bettr.
Okey nao i skeert. How i gets doon?
Oh hai, momma. Dis gud napping place, but teh way down is harder den teh way up. Plz to be filling sink wif packing peanuts. Kthxbye.
O hai. U needz tu mayk moar shelv spayse. Nawt enuff rume nao. Evree taim u ohpn doar, awl teh kitteh spilz owt.
*snort* win!
I can has purrfect balance! Y’noes, I jus lieks to hang owt.
Is vry comfturbull, ackshulee. Liek yogu but in midairr.
i r hangin heer, suspendin ur disbeleef…
Y no nateral pnut buter? Hydrogenented oyls - DO NOT WANT!
Hai! I waz gunna test teh peenuts butterz. Makes shur is not teh spoyled. Cudnt openz jar! Damn my lack of opposable thumbs!
oh hai, I found an eated ur seecret cheezeburger stash…
Yoo buyed yoo sum cookies, but I eated them.
yoo srs dood? I aynt washun yer dishes…dat wood meen gettin mah pawz wet.
Pantry Kitteh pownses!
Invisible baby in ill-conceived baff-time….
Umm…a mowsie. I hurd a mowsie tryin to get in yer pnut buttur. Yeh, thats it. An I skared it off. Rilly, yu shudnt leeve yer cabnet doars opun.
He sownds juss like mah boyfren. But boyfren pee on seat.
In Sobyet Russha, deeshes wash yu?
ah good kitteh doin da dishes.
glad to see it’s not just mah kitteh that has problems poopin in da right place! x_x
just for the sake of snark, i’m half-tempted to go off on some ridiculous ill-founded tirade about how cruel and unfunny it was to shove that cat into that cupboard and make him wash the dishes when everyone knows that in some third world countries there are kittens chained to wash basins forced to wash dishes for only pennies a day and so i can’t condone this post and now i wonder why no one else objects to this the way i do and so on and so forth and etcetera.
(/sarcasm)
Oh hek, Crapture….why not??? It might wake us all up….yawn…..mai day in front of dis cumpooter is jus draggin…..berry slowlee!