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Whoa! Dis mus be in Sovyet Russha whar fud eetz yu!
IS REVENJ OB SOVYET RUSHA!
HALPS!!!
Yahh… They be had problums geeting persian cat-food… Now persians food u.
in soveeit rusha, FOOD p’wns U!!!1!!1!1!!!!!!1!!one!!!won!!!!1234567890!!!
frist?
(: this makes me happy
PLEASE MAKE ONE AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
1!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Soylent Pink… is… KITTEHS!!!1!!
WIN!!!!!!!1!!!!1
DING DING DING!!! I’m glad I went back an red, cuz it were teh first ting in mah mindz.
Karlton Harbles approves.
DEY CAN TAEK MA HARBLS WEN DEY PRYS DEM FRUM MA COEL DAID PAWZ!
alternately, LET MAH HARBLS GO!
I eatz 2 much, now can’t git out. HALP!
Oh hai!
Ummm… I wuz jus tidyin upz in heer. Nuffin to see, rly… (Kwik! Putz teh skizzurs awais!)
REVENJ OF TEH KIBBEL
kittehz oanlee hope iz a Kibble Shepherd…
i ar bean atakt by fudz, wil haev to eet mah wai 2 saefteez, brb
Iz a tuff job, but sumbuddy has 2 do it. (Sigh… nom nom nom…)
kitteh shud use teh sigl lazr eye to be blastin himz way to saftee
EYEBEEMS CHARJING
YEEMYEEMYEEMYEEM
The bruwn pack has some dig-thru eenstrucshonz…
Like teh :
1.DO A BARREL ROLL 360 DEGREES!!!11oneexclamationmark!!1
2.DIIIG!!!11
3.LEEF A CRATOR BEHEEND!
4. …
5. PROFIT!!
Kollket unnerpaintz!
redeemz foar valuble praizus?
Luks liek dere is a pickshur on teh package dat shows whar teh hairballs is projected frum, and whar teh harblz used to be…
Dar be fudz in dem der hillz!
Dis be kitteh heven!
Don needz Skizzers – has ateteens rayzor shrps daggirs of deth n meny teefses. I canz git into bagz awl bai maiselfs!
So meny choises – so littel tyems!
Noe! Dunt worree! LEEVE MEH! SAYVE URSEFF!
Wait … all I did was basically repeat the caption. Please excuse. Muss haev calfeens naow.
Iz okey. B carefel wit teh calfeens so U dont b snortin owt ur nos. Dat be aginst OSHA regulayshons, U no?
Yeah, but teh “Noe! Dunt worree!” added 2 teh funnee. So no apologeez.
Tanks, BG (KP).
en also implyd “moar 4 mee!”
so, +++funnie
LAND SHARK!
SNAK ATAK!!
Dawn ov teh drie fud.
Nite uv teh Libbing Kibbls!
MEAL LUV YU LAWNG TYME!!
(sawree foar CAPS but is eksitement to b postin in reel tiem agen!)
WAYT! THIS is Not cheezburger! DO NOT WANT!
gawd, it’s like ‘hometown buffet’ for cats – I can has stretchy pants and bicarb pls?
( … can I get gravy on that ? better yet, just slap it right on my 4ss )
GAH! I dunno ’bout where u livz but here in Jawja we has a peegy trough callded Ryan’s, an dat’s ‘xacktlee whut it r. Peegys at the trough. i wawnt even goes dere teh peeps grosses me owt. Peeps eetin like it r dere last meelz.
SNARF GARF SNARF! An nobudee dere has teh buleemia. i no skniee peep but dey maek me look teenee.
OOO! Were dis at?? I wanna look TEENEE!!!
It r in teh graet staet of JAWJA! Ryan’s Staekhowz an buffet, aka peegy trough!
DO
NAWT
WAWNT!
nom nom pleh. nom nom pleh. chew n spew foar two. if itz under a sneezgard, it aint wurth it.
I use go ta Ryan’s n Greensboro, NC. Had bestest “Big Fat Yeast Rolls”. Wun tym iz sik & mah rumie brung me hole dozin! NOM NOM NOM!
Hay!
“Big Fat Yeast Rolls”
i fink i dayted him.
barnhills is better!!!
I bin tu teh Ryans in Mizeri. I doant rilly lyk teh buffays but I thawt it wuz purty gud.
yeah – that’s the weird thing about CA, I went back to the parents in SC for the weekend and OMG the people were HUGE, it’s gotta be the fried food… I dunno where they put the fat people here but I think they might just leave on their own – or move to PHX maybe
Naw, it’s just that all teh peeps in CA is in shape from runnin…
Runnin from teh buildings fallin’ over in teh earthqwakes, runnin from teh wildy fires, runnin from teh mudslieds, runnin frum dere coastal houses getting washed into teh ocean, runnin from teh law…
runnin frum teh lindsee lowhan…
Ain’t dat teh troof! DO NOT WANT LOWHAN!!!
stend, I think they all move over to the midwest.
In west MI, we have Ryan’s, Old Country Buffet, and many variations on the pseudo-Asian buffet restaurants. A good friend of mine loves one and insists on dragging me along for dinner. Because I’m now working as a restaurant manager, I can barely eat there because I literally begin to lose count of the health code violations. Not to mention that the food is either horribly dried out or overcooked. Or both. Ack!!!
Anybody old enough to remember The Sveden House?
I kin show u owr seekrit stash uv big peepls… but then I’d has 2 kill u.
by feeding u to dem.
stend u is in teh CA??
Iz lookin aroun an I seez no floofy pink troll.
Him iz in da SD part, I iz in da LA part wif CBSB!
OH!! Iz in the SF part…sort of.. more like the Sacramento part, but between! YAY!! I did not know who all was here!
(I’ve been a long time – like really long time- lurker and occasional poster, so I feel like “part of the group” even though I haven’t talked much.. .LOL)
oh hais naybur! Iz in the sacramento part tew! I needz a buttin so tew eyedentifie myself to other ICHCers
okay, not that i think my comment was fantastic, but srsly, who out there is just clicking one burger for everything? dat not nice.
i dunno hooz clikkin wun cheezburger, but i fix.
i givez u an saysh an B! manee moar burgerz, CAT.
weer ALL frenz heer, no?
der noh fat peepl in CA caus dey all gotz teh anerexia er buleminas
Halp
Hug ov dume
OMG IT’S A KIBBLEVALANCHE !!! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES !!!
doncha mean…”run 4 ur 9-lives!”?
nevver mine mee, save teh kan-opper!! Teh gooshy foods mus be freeed!
Kibble sez NOM NOM NOM…..
Kitteh is taystee an nootrishis!
That is maybe Tales of the Blode 4 reference?
treh peeyoh, shut dawn all deh garbege meshehs on deh detenshun lebbel! kthxbai.
oh yes!!!!!111 Wins!
oh oho oh mai saids!!! thet as teh cackle-fest ob doom!!
BORKED MAI LITL MYND!! full ov teh awsum
CANT SLEEP FOOD’LL EAT MEH!
CANT SLEEP FOOD’LL EAT MEH!
bart, the clowns, homer stupid
LOL
Invayshun of teh kibble snachurzz!
AAAAAIIIIEEEEEEE!
RAWR!
Im gonna make a movie 4rm that kitten. When food attacks kittens part 1!
Dis be mai fudz! Git yer oane!
I jus wayt. When fud finish wif U, I’m shoor it will com fur me!!!
NON-NOMMING ON KITTEH!!!
awl diss ruffidj iz awbveeusly givin kitteh da shitz.
Dat kitteh will be P.O.’d when he wakes up and finds out dat dis is just a dreem…and his kitteh pillow is missing…
Kitteh shuld chardz teh odder lazor 2 and RETAHLEAHTE~!
Shut down all the garbage mashers below the detention level!
Ancient Kitteh prvurbs – be kareful whuts u whishes for, it mite cum troo.
Tru’, dat.
Mebbe kitteh has teh Midas Tuch? (Sumtiems I wish I has teh Midol Tuch…)
Dis muss beez Bad Dreem
Kitteh iz trapped by awl kinds
uv Kruncheefud bagz
Kitteh wiggulz an
stretchez. Tryeeng to find sum
lebberujj dat wurkz
Kitteh klawz at bagz
Slasheeng deepz gowjuz… OH NOES!
deez bagz awll emptee!
Jack.
MUS be bad dreem if bagz all M-T!!!
Poor kitteh! LOL!
wakd up shivering
sed, “It as onee teh dreem”
ober an ober
HALP! Moshun-sensur trashcan opuned up an I falled in.
Can heer trashman comin down da street.
Plz to git me owt? NAOH!
Iz this teh nex ploy by communis china? First pozunt kittehfood, now zombee kitteh-eeting kittehfood? Stae tooned!!
In Soviet Russia, food eets u!
Kitteh pikture on front uv bag . . . it no meens food FOR kittehs, it meens food MADE UV kittehs! OHNOES!!!
. . . akshuly, dis is gud brand uv foodz. Mai kittehs eatz it and dey are helthykittehs. Crunchcrunchcrunch.
CHEEZUS CHRIST IT’S A LION IN THE KITTEHFOOD GET IN THE CAR!!
IN SOVIET PERSIA, CAT FOOD EAT CAT
kitteh has a flavr?
food go kronsch, kronsch, kronsch!
in soviet russia…wait…darn…too late
lyk dats evr stopd enywun
teh fudz! thay be eatin mah kitteh!
[...] beware of teh foods. [...]
pretteh eiz
kitteh has dem
nom nom nom
yr doin it wrong
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in soveeut rusha, cheezburgerz NOM u!
bee optimestik, now u no u has flavur!
please mAKE MORE SOON
All joking aside, that cat looks like it’s in pain…someone put it in this position, and took a photo of it…