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Wut??? Wut’d we say????
Shunned kitteh is shunned.
Drama Queen kitteh is dramatic.
awww they look like the kittens i found once…one gray, one black, one black and white
actooly I just looked at it again, and I think B/W kitty is saying
“see? I told you she’s gone grey like you – just look at those roots !!!”
and grey kitty is saying
“no, rly? it looks so natural !!!”
Dey luks a little liek teh kittehs dat mooved into my G-I-L’s barn. I callz dem teh spud kittehs. Teh gray wun wud walk up to me and say “where is teh fud?”. Teh tabby wun wud hide in teh corner and say “put teh fud down, I gets it in a minnit.” Teh black wun wud sit up at teh top of teh hayloft ladder and say “I has teh kyoot. U know u wants to pet meh.” So I wud climb up and skritch him, and he wud say “U is teh fud” chomp! Den runs away and laffs at meh.
heather, why are you such a mega-b1tch?
lik it up baybeee…lik it up!!!
Wats ur damage?
KORN NUTZ!
Eskeemoe.
Stend, still lookin for a pink troll? In a monkey suit? Here’s a contender:
http://sketchfu.com/drawing/42246-pink-troll-in-a-monkey-suit
(Hope the link akshooly wurks…)
OMG that’s so awesome !!! it looks just like me !!! (NOT) lol’s
( that’s flying monkey suit, as in wizard of OZ, btw )
Glad troll munky waz well receevd … u can call it The Wizzer of Odds, then! (shud hav added a sequin vest an Jackie O pillbox, definitely)
Heehee. Dis pitcher remine me of a troll I got fur Xmas in 1969. It war a gurl troll wif a liddel pink dress on, so I called her Carol-the-Ancient-Yuletide-Troll. I prolly still has her somewheres.
Dose wer teh daze.
thanx guyz! Ther r a coupla web sites devoted to troll dolls … they’ve come a long way since the original squatty lumps with teh neon hair!
Meno, yoo iz a much better artiste den I coold eber beee. Menny cheezburgers for yoo.
…bcuz i cans be
ah lurvs mah ded gay sun!
U tink it eeze, been this populir? It not.
Pur wittel black kitteh – Iz’ll lub u n snorgle u n maykes u fel AWL betteh!
Then giv little Kitteh a nyce big cheezburger ALL for himself – not shar with his formr friend kittehs…
duz dis cullore maek mah buht luk fat?
nawt so much az th lighting an th gravitee. . . an th buttfat.
But whut is teh 4th kitteh up 2? (See teh ear rite in front?)
Grai kitteh tayl iz leebin fore fite startz!
Instigaitin. U doant needz dem… i bees ur fren.
I needz neu glassesez! Iz saw tayl n it b ere!
Ohhhhhhhh yeah! Gud spotting!
4th kitteh on teh grassee noll!!!
back and to the left. back and to the left. . . back. . . . and to the left. . . .
dint c the ear til u said !!! 4th kitty tryn ta join da gang… maybe taunted sad kitteh, ofers laf. po kit
1 is deh lonelee-ehst numbah, kitteh.
Free Dawg Niet refurrense FTW!
Az U can klearly see frum da pictur, 2 can be as bad as 1.
Free Dawg Niet nevah led me rong.
U DOANT NEVAH TALK ‘BOUT MAH MOMMA!
U HEATHREN HUZZIES!!!
kitteh gotz bak!
mai lolcal hiphop station waz plyin that song las friday mornin. i waz goin to werk singin mai hed off cause u nvr hears that song. i luuuuvs it. itz so cheezy.
oh yeah, I did that wun at cariyokee dis past Caturday!
those kittys are so cute but why is that 1 not talking to them and why is he sad?
himz peelins got hurtded
Go cry emo kitteh.
“Gawdammit Lezlee, get a grip! Ai noo yu wawsnt reddee foar anudder freesome. Awlwaze wiv da moodee introspekshun an da sulkspishunz an stuf.”
Other kittehs lolled at picshur of kittehs in jar. This kitteh bes alonez in sadness for jar kittehs.
did you go back and read that thread recently? kitisitr actually thought the kittens were being abused, and there are several long threads, basically along the lines of “um, are we looking at the same photo?”
it was kinda strange.
goddam – duz thay eeben tink abowt how menny littl blak cat hairz hasta get stuk tugethr in cyberpages to make WUN sentens?! Let aloen a parrotgraph!? Jeebus!!
OHNOES !!! think of the lolpixels !!!
an the lolectricity!!
Mawmaw sez it not gud 2 b n street ganng.
Noe jumpung meh fur anitiations.
i’z dopted?
Not ezzakly- momma bot u at K-Mart! U a bloo-lite speshul!
Mah daddy tolds me this 2. Den I’d be cryin to momma and she be giving daddy TEH STAYRE.
calvin and hobbes ref ftw!!!
Mah brudder used to be tellz me allda time i was dopted. In fackt he still tellz me that and we is in our — we is older nows.
Joke are on him. His dotter looks just liek me. I tellz him she she must be dopted too!
Holden Caulfield.
OMG I has a reel erlee edishun of dat book. I fink it first paperbak edeshun?
Mebbeh nawt worf much onna ebay.. but I lurve it
has red covur? i has reely old edeshun 2.
catcher in the rye is some gud litterachurz. had to reed in summer b4 sofmoar yeer. or was it junyur? i forgotted. n e wayz, is gud buk.
“i don wanna talk 2 u guyz anywayz. u bes teh FONIES.”
CATcher in deh Rye FTW!
Don’t crai, lil emo kitteh! Teh uthers just DON’T UNDERSTAND U.
black kitteh luks owt tu horizon: “guys…i donut wanna be stuck libbing in dis doorwayz furebber! sumware owt dere – mebbe far, far away – iz da most purrrrfekt cheezburger in da world. an i am going on a qwest to find it! an den…i shall nom nom nom for awl kittehs ebbreware!”
two background kittehs: “wut? sorree, we wuzn’t listening, wut u said?”
whar ebber deyz a kitteh who kent getz a cheezbuger, i be dere.
Grapes of Wrath Reference FTW!
Many laughs for your comment! Iz must larn not to dwink while visting I can has cheezburger…..
kitties in the background are like “quick, get the net !!!”
Muzik starts;
Black kitteh sings:
Dere’s a cheeeezburger…
Somewhere a cheeeezburger…
Mustard, relish and pickles too
There for mee, there for yooo
Somewheeeeeeer… (nomnomnom)
u sed dere waz mowsie out heer
i no c mowsie
i goin bak in! jeez u guyz!
Akshin moobee kitteh sez : Wud da peeplz in deh frunt roe pleez stop yellin at deh screen?! Wee NOT gonna look in deh sellar! En wud sumbahdee git dis ear owt of my shot? Thnx, nao bee kwiet!
Nao beegon, or we shall tawnt u a sekkind tiem!
Monty Python Holy Grail FTW!!!!!
is ok, soon kitteh will fart in der genarul dierekshun!
black kitteh iz segragatid
awl becawz ov udder kittehz self-haytred, feer ov riddim, an ankst abowt diminyootiv jenny taylor.
OMG “jenny taylor” tuk me a minit
WIN!
But one of the other kittehs is blak AND whyte… passing???
Cartman Kitty says:
Scroo u gaiz, I’m goin’ home. Scroo u, … home….
no no no
me hyah, yu myah.
Tehis look laik teh gun ai had in ‘nom.
Blaek kitteh is just sayin “no” to catnip.
just say “OH” to catnip
As in “OH yes, I’d like some moar plz… lotz moar!” ?
or ‘no’, as in, ‘would yoo mind if we fil yer fayss wiv catnip’. Stoopee bit abowt sayin no to drugz is dat da drugz nevr ask yu stuf. . .an if dey do itz shoor az hell not gunna be a 1-wurd ansur.
“dood, wot iz yu doin heer?” “no”.
it juss duznt wurk.
We kan haz purrfekt pozes foar emo-rawk album cuvver?
Stevie could see tha littl gray-finned gravel-shark circling closer an closer, but ever since hiz power poynt presentashun awn global warmin he had bin treeted lyke sum kynd ov nawveltee akt. No wunder hiz kittehz had filld up awn burdseed an hedded foar da border.
“scroo u guys, I’m goin home”
or
“yur ovah theah… an ahm ovah here”
(south park still rules!)
I dun hav to tak dis. I’m goin home!
u con c da regretifulness in dat grai kittays eyez
liek hees sayin’ “aah fink we has gawn too far dis tiem”
WE WAIT 2 HEAR UR MOST KNOWLEDGABLE LERNINGS OH MOST HONORABLE WAN.
Didja look fowr deh mittens oveh dere?
How bowt over dere?
Ohhhh…now Momma nowz we losded deh mittehns!
wut we gunna do?
U no wut dat meens… NO PI!!!
dat’s mah pot-pi kitteh! mooooom kitteh is bein’ an asshole!
can i please has the source pic for this?
Pot Kitteh iz call Kettel Kitteh blak.
Grey Kitteh sez “this issue be a grey area.”
imma take mah ball and goes to the other yard
Bebbee Kittehz haz
disagreemunt. Forgibbz an
Forgett sune enuff
Wun gotz 2 beeg 4
himz britchez. Gray Beebee’z turn
willz B tomorro
Argeweeng iz wut
Bebbez du. Untilz dey groe up
an argew sum moar
Jack.
“Look…
is TV kitteh”
he jus been starin like dat.. fur dayz.. an all i knows is it just ain’t raht, wut dey dun ta him…*shakes head*
Tyme to call “Confuse-A-Cat” Ltd.
“we can haz Hyoomin Leeg bidio?”
….doan? doanchu won me?. . . .
Lil black kitteh tellz B&W kitteh U R nawt panda bebe!!!! I seeen panda bebe!!! Rite heer:
http://www.sandiegozoo.org/zoo/ex_panda_station.html
I kin watch bebe panda all I want too!!!
sharx n jetz gunna rumbel?
Did nawt see ur commint B4 I poasted. It appeerz we r thinkin along sayme lynez!
Wen ur a cat
Ur a cat awl de way…
Dis are line for dah soop kichin???
poop kichin.
“waaan… tooo… freee – guys, ur supposd 2 HYDE!”
“Nah, dere iz noe ‘Snorgle me’ sign on ur back…”
Da kewtness….da kewtness…
thats adorrible!
This is so adorable!
Kittens! Want.
Somebody getz kittens, plays with dem, then loses interest and abandoned cats show up at my howse.
een caze u r wunderin, deeze kittehs r verrah happi. they has a good howse onna beeg farm , a luvvin momma kitteh, an lotsa friendz 2 play wif
black sheep kitteh – dairz wun in ebry litr.
BoguÅ› Kociak: “Nie chce mi siÄ™ z wami gadać”.
Pij mleko, kotku, będziesz wielki!
(iz polish reference. if u livd here, ud geddit.)
Gray Kitteh (to tuxedo kitteh): U has to post abut this on fandom_wank dewd.
HE IS VERY EMO.
Zomg.
Emo kitteh needs sum happy pillz :/
EMO KITTEH STANDOFF!!!! ANY1 EVR C TEH GUD BAD & ULGY?
SHUNZ INSTED UV GUNZ!