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i r not talkin’ to youze guyz n e moar

i r not talkin’ to youze guyz n e moar

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Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?

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BonzoGal

Wut??? Wut’d we say????

 
MarbleSallyTora

Shunned kitteh is shunned.

 
BonzoGal

Drama Queen kitteh is dramatic.

 
jojomojo

awww they look like the kittens i found once…one gray, one black, one black and white

stend

actooly I just looked at it again, and I think B/W kitty is saying
“see? I told you she’s gone grey like you - just look at those roots !!!”

and grey kitty is saying
“no, rly? it looks so natural !!!”

 
Turkeyburger (no relation)

Dey luks a little liek teh kittehs dat mooved into my G-I-L’s barn. I callz dem teh spud kittehs. Teh gray wun wud walk up to me and say “where is teh fud?”. Teh tabby wun wud hide in teh corner and say “put teh fud down, I gets it in a minnit.” Teh black wun wud sit up at teh top of teh hayloft ladder and say “I has teh kyoot. U know u wants to pet meh.” So I wud climb up and skritch him, and he wud say “U is teh fud” chomp! Den runs away and laffs at meh.

 
 
stend

heather, why are you such a mega-b1tch?

Melissa

lik it up baybeee…lik it up!!!

 
 
 
Menopaws

Stend, still lookin for a pink troll? In a monkey suit? Here’s a contender:

http://sketchfu.com/drawing/42246-pink-troll-in-a-monkey-suit

(Hope the link akshooly wurks… ;)

stend

OMG that’s so awesome !!! it looks just like me !!! (NOT) lol’s

( that’s flying monkey suit, as in wizard of OZ, btw )

Menopaws

Glad troll munky waz well receevd … u can call it The Wizzer of Odds, then! (shud hav added a sequin vest an Jackie O pillbox, definitely)

 
 
Yoshi

:) luv ur drawings, menopaws! Mighty impressive, and many teh wins for u!

 
doctorcat

Heehee. Dis pitcher remine me of a troll I got fur Xmas in 1969. It war a gurl troll wif a liddel pink dress on, so I called her Carol-the-Ancient-Yuletide-Troll. I prolly still has her somewheres.

Dose wer teh daze.

Menopaws

thanx guyz! Ther r a coupla web sites devoted to troll dolls … they’ve come a long way since the original squatty lumps with teh neon hair!

Sunnshyne

Meno, yoo iz a much better artiste den I coold eber beee. Menny cheezburgers for yoo.

 
 
 
 
 
rose

ah lurvs mah ded gay sun!

 
paws4thot

U tink it eeze, been this populir? It not.

 
 
ManfredMom

Pur wittel black kitteh - Iz’ll lub u n snorgle u n maykes u fel AWL betteh! :)

HylasBrook

Then giv little Kitteh a nyce big cheezburger ALL for himself - not shar with his formr friend kittehs…

 
 
Runs With Scissors

duz dis cullore maek mah buht luk fat?

typingisnotactivism

nawt so much az th lighting an th gravitee. . . an th buttfat.

 
 
D Marie

But whut is teh 4th kitteh up 2? (See teh ear rite in front?)

ManfredMom

Grai kitteh tayl iz leebin fore fite startz!

 
Melissa

Instigaitin. U doant needz dem… i bees ur fren.

ManfredMom

I needz neu glassesez! Iz saw tayl n it b ere!

 
 
BonzoGal

Ohhhhhhhh yeah! Gud spotting!

4th kitteh on teh grassee noll!!!

typingisnotactivism

back and to the left. back and to the left. . . back. . . . and to the left. . . .

 
 
princess mu

dint c the ear til u said !!! 4th kitty tryn ta join da gang… maybe taunted sad kitteh, ofers laf. po kit

 
 
Jay

1 is deh lonelee-ehst numbah, kitteh.

Darrkwolff

Free Dawg Niet refurrense FTW! :D

Kit

Az U can klearly see frum da pictur, 2 can be as bad as 1.
Free Dawg Niet nevah led me rong.

 
 
 
Melissa

U DOANT NEVAH TALK ‘BOUT MAH MOMMA!
U HEATHREN HUZZIES!!!

 
Runs With Scissors

kitteh gotz bak!

whiskers

mai lolcal hiphop station waz plyin that song las friday mornin. i waz goin to werk singin mai hed off cause u nvr hears that song. i luuuuvs it. itz so cheezy.

nobody

oh yeah, I did that wun at cariyokee dis past Caturday!

 
 
 
penguindude

those kittys are so cute but why is that 1 not talking to them and why is he sad?

Melissa

himz peelins got hurtded

 
typingisnotactivism

“Gawdammit Lezlee, get a grip! Ai noo yu wawsnt reddee foar anudder freesome. Awlwaze wiv da moodee introspekshun an da sulkspishunz an stuf.”

 
 
lolcatburglar

Other kittehs lolled at picshur of kittehs in jar. This kitteh bes alonez in sadness for jar kittehs.

stend

did you go back and read that thread recently? kitisitr actually thought the kittens were being abused, and there are several long threads, basically along the lines of “um, are we looking at the same photo?”

it was kinda strange.

typingisnotactivism

goddam - duz thay eeben tink abowt how menny littl blak cat hairz hasta get stuk tugethr in cyberpages to make WUN sentens?! Let aloen a parrotgraph!? Jeebus!!

stend

OHNOES !!! think of the lolpixels !!!

typingisnotactivism

an the lolectricity!!

 
 
 
 
 
 
cat butt squirrel butt

Mawmaw sez it not gud 2 b n street ganng.

Noe jumpung meh fur anitiations.

 
BonzoGal

Not ezzakly- momma bot u at K-Mart! U a bloo-lite speshul!

Kit

Mah daddy tolds me this 2. Den I’d be cryin to momma and she be giving daddy TEH STAYRE.

 
whiskers

calvin and hobbes ref ftw!!!

 
 
lolcatburglar

Mah brudder used to be tellz me allda time i was dopted. In fackt he still tellz me that and we is in our — we is older nows.

Joke are on him. His dotter looks just liek me. I tellz him she she must be dopted too!

 
 
Melissa

OMG I has a reel erlee edishun of dat book. I fink it first paperbak edeshun?
Mebbeh nawt worf much onna ebay.. but I lurve it

shinyobject?!

has red covur? i has reely old edeshun 2.

catcher in the rye is some gud litterachurz. had to reed in summer b4 sofmoar yeer. or was it junyur? i forgotted. n e wayz, is gud buk.

“i don wanna talk 2 u guyz anywayz. u bes teh FONIES.”

 
 
 
 
BonzoGal

Don’t crai, lil emo kitteh! Teh uthers just DON’T UNDERSTAND U.

 
lynette

black kitteh luks owt tu horizon: “guys…i donut wanna be stuck libbing in dis doorwayz furebber! sumware owt dere - mebbe far, far away - iz da most purrrrfekt cheezburger in da world. an i am going on a qwest to find it! an den…i shall nom nom nom for awl kittehs ebbreware!”

two background kittehs: “wut? sorree, we wuzn’t listening, wut u said?”

rose

whar ebber deyz a kitteh who kent getz a cheezbuger, i be dere.

mcsquare

Grapes of Wrath Reference FTW!

 
 
HylasBrook

Many laughs for your comment! Iz must larn not to dwink while visting I can has cheezburger…..

 
stend

kitties in the background are like “quick, get the net !!!”

 
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