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HAI! wut did I jus sit awn? dat wuz freekee.
MOM! Found your hairbrush!
wunderkat can haz powr 2 muv u. *air guitar and meltz faces*
i <3 tenacious DDDDDD! ;-P
blasting forth with four paw harmony…
Me also! I saw them live last year in SF… it effin RAWKED!!!!!!! (I throw the goat.)
(i dux)
U not a dux, u a Teho.
Kitteh is frantic to escape hideous couch.
lol… we can has grate mindz?
ditto!!!! a coating of cat hair make dis couch way better…dat or dyson exploding on it.
non gratuituous use of ironic sofa !!! +5 !!!
Why dis cat stoled my moms couch? Shur, is bigger couches, but dis one must have powah of levitashon.
gud lawd, tawk abowt ur non-gratooitusslee ironik fuglee kowches… halp!!!
whoops!!! sry – shoulda scrolled further
tenashus dee!
Above ur mucky muck, killen ur yax.
tenacious D ftw
WIF MIND BULITZ! (dat’s telekenezez kyl!)
How bout da powah…
to muv yew *DYON DYON DYON, DYON DYON DYON DYONNN*
Tenashus D FTW! I laff so hard my tummy hurteds!
Is it can be blindfold tiem now? Plees?
hourz affer stickin hiz clawz in teh wall socket, kitteh still feelin teh effex of teh elektrisity.
ummm. . . . ai noes iz tiered, n i gues stoopy, but i doenst git dat catshun at all??? halp pleez?
Whut I seez iz teh kitteh look like himz levitatin in teh ayr..
An himz name iz Yung nasteecat? Umm yeah.
U no stoopy. U smrt. ;p
but what does it MEANNN???
nasteecat made me think of that janet jackson song ‘nasty girls’ (nasty… cat, oh you nasty cats…) but it could also be a character in a blaxploitation film, like the pimp w/ the goldfish in his shoes in… what was that movie???
i’m gonna git u sucka!!! teh classik!
If weez thinking of the same guy, it was Antonio Fargas (of Huggy Bear fame)’s character in “I’m Gonna Get You Sucka”.
Much funneh moveez!
“Who are those guys?”
“They’re my back-up band”
“What do you need a back-up band for?”
“If I’m going to be an action hero, I need theme music”
tanks us lissa, dat maeks cens to mee, ai gues. Ai preciates been toeld i smrt.
hokay, i noes y i dusnt getz it-i is NOT up on da curent kultur n moosics n stuf. i bees gettin oled, i ges, n ais oled fashuyned.
Iz frum Tenacious D song kalld “Wonderboy. Varry funneh band, varry funneh song. Lryics be found heer: http://www.azlyrics.com/lyrics/tenaciousd/wonderboy.html
How boutz da powr to keel teh yax frum 200 yardz awai…WIF MIND BULLITS!!! Dat’s telekineesiz, Kyle.
How boutz da powr to moev yu…
I wuz worreed nobodee got dis but me
Rigagugu-rigagugu… a sikrit to be lol’d, a ‘burger to teh bold…
btw, invisible jetpack.
Invisible jetpack ftw!
“catshun” mai new favrit werd.
Criss Angel gots nothin on mee!!
I missed u by a minnit we musta been postin at teh same tyme!
Great mindz fink alike!
Kitteh iz like teh Chris Angel…’cept much kyooter an no posin!
U tawt him how dinnit u kitteh?
Yep. I noes it.
::tentatively raises hand::
I… um… I like the couch.
All my furniture has been solid color earth tones for so long, something dainty and floral and froufy and frilly like that is…. well, it’s PURTY! That’s what it is. So there.
But it would depend on what’s in the REST of the room – that’d be a hard balancing act to pull off, unless you live in Buckingham Palace or the 1800s.
it’s definately not the worst sofa that’s been on here
but as long as you’re going that way, why not just go for
http://www.southamptonantiques.com/vs/vs-1205.html
Dat iz not a sofa dat I wood take a nap on.
the FUGLIEST sofa EVAR!!!!
Ok Stend, how do you do it?? A floofy pink trolls magically attracted to fugly sofas??
But all of those couches have hard pokey bits, and velvety stuff! This looks like a couch that would come with cookies. HOMEMADE cookies. And sunshine, and a grandma.
No? Well, :-Þ to you too then.
LOL
Also comes wif flyin kitteh. Mos speshul couch.
i lyks ur sofa! upolstry fugly but sofa ecksquisit zampl of Rococo!!! (Sry, Iz bictoryan nutz!)
hmmm…
http://www.norwoodmall.com/ugly/ugly_23.htm#post
http://www.norwoodmall.com/ugly/ugly_30.htm#post
I fink dem kowch pikshur-taykrz need tu be tawt a lesson.
Old en broken en dirtee is NOT de saym az UGLEE
or perhaps a rococo bombe commode?
http://www.getty.edu/art/gettyguide/artObjectDetails?artobj=6217
I fricking LOVE these – they’re like canned food w/ botulism, where the can is about to explode – you can get bad generic reproductions REALLY cheap here (say $300), and eventually I think I’m gonna have to get one and paint it hot pink metallic flake, with gold leaf ormolou – MAJOR PLEAH!!!
im wit u elayne, i lieks da couch towo.
but are you absolutely sure we couldn’t interest you in
http://www.noveltyofsilver.com/catalog/product_reviews_info.php/products_id/48/reviews_id/2
instead, for your ‘imprassibe arts interior’ – made with 12 kegs of silver? ;o)
or perhaps something more subtle… like this???
http://img.alibaba.com/photo/11401042/Victorian_Daybed.jpg
but are you absolutely sure we couldn’t interest you in
http://www.noveltyofsilver.com/catalog/product_reviews_info.php/products_id/48/reviews_id/2
instead, for your ‘imprassibe arts interior’ – made with 12 kegs of silver? ;o)
or perhaps something more subtle… like this ???
img.alibaba.com/photo/11401042/Victorian_Daybed.jpg
the victorian daybed is right on that line between awsum an awful. iz stil teh hawt, but i iz thinkin that squillionaires buy furnitcher lyke this foar oodle$ an then have bean-nachos partieez an sit arownd farting awn it foar owrz.
“yu know daaaahlingz, the munnee ai spent on this chaisse longue could have fed everywun in Nigeria for the rest ov thare lives?!” *BLAT* “MWAH HA HA HA HA HA”.
OKz now, silber sofa set is FUGLY!
i wuz ackshulee finkin, “dat kowch izun’t rly dat bad”, i just luvs hao teh frayz sownds.
tho i cudn’t taek a nap awn it eevur.
k, don’t noes wai dis izun’t poastin, but i keeps tryin…
i wuz ackshulee finkin, “hm, teh kowch isn’t rly dat bad,” but i jus lurvs teh frayz.
but i wuddn’t taek a naps awn it, evvur.
well, how about one of these ?
img.alibaba.com/photo/11378644/Silver_Couch__Silver_Furniture_.jpg
http://www.thegoodtimber.com/loveSeatCouch.htm
http://www.norwoodmall.com/ugly/ugly_21.htm#post
UGLY couch is UGLY!!!
GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY!!!! OMG my eiz, my eiz! It burns!!! hee hee – man, i iz glad to sae I has neber seen ennyfing kwite liek dose befoar.
Stend, wut I has to noes is, does u colleckt dese kowches, or jus teh imajjiz uv dem? Iz ur partmint like teh fuglee kowch sekrit dying growndz, lieks teh ellyfuntz has?? I pickshur u moovin amung dem, tawking quietlee to dis wun or dat, tendin to dere upholz… uphol… awl teh fuglee fabrikz.
watering them… knitting doilies…
it’s google images and a fast connection – just type in ‘rococo furniture’ , ‘rococo couch’ , ‘victorian couch’ , or ‘ugly couch’ and go wild – srsly, it’s a scream (as in AIEEEEE!!!)
dat’s kewl, but i has alreddee burnd mah eiz owt awn teh linx abuv. nao i has mah compootur reedin teh ichc to meh.
k, mebbe nawt…
Aih lahks dat cowch 2! Aihz can seez meh awl stretchded owt an snoozin awai…ahhhh…zzzzzzzz
Is wunderful Tenashus Dee reference. Jak Blak and Ki-El Gass at der bestest!
DO THA ROBOT!!!!
NO!!!
oh, u meens kitteh? okays den.
Does kittah has mind bullets?
Awl kittehs has mind bullets!
In deh 1800s wuld also needz sum pattunred wallpaypers and diffrunt pattunred carpetz and doilies just skattured rownd, and lots of geegaws and doodads, and a steryoskope…
Dat wuld be gud.
but den cowch wuld nawt be gawday enuf!
like this? I was drooling over this last weekend – WANT !!! IN PINK !!!
http://www.getty.edu/art/gettyguide/artObjectDetails?artobj=7106
DO WANT!!!
Stend – jus where do u find des tings? Do u spend all ur tyme serchin teh web fur wyrd furnitur? An if so, Y? Dat hurt my eyes. BTW, I glimpsed ur pink haired troll fur a secont yestiddy, den it were gone agin. Dat werent scerry, I played wit dat exac troll as a chilluns. I also had batman troll. Dey r in mi attic naow, keepin boxes safe from ebil doers.
it’s the miracle of google images – just type in ‘couch ugly’ and go wild
isn’t technology wonderful?
actually that couch is in the getty, and is MUCH more fabulous in person !!! we we’re trying to figure out how to get it into a backpack and sneak it out of the museum last friday…
Summa dem kowchez wud look rite at homez in “Priscilla Queen of the Desert.” Eye came acrost it on deh teevee teh udder nite an it were mostest funnee to seez alla teh funnee clotheses and makes-up.
Elrond in dragz!!!1!
oh cmon — El Rond wuz alwyz in drag. Hehe.
nao, Ajent Smif in drag, dat can has funey.
Ip u gotz tdh muneez, flawnts itz! Dats wats dey didz back den. Stil do now – only wid cars & udder stuffzes!
O..M..G… the things u see when u *don’t* have a gun!
OMG stend. U aren’t “a gay”, you are TEH GAY!
♥♥
U HAS DO WALK TEH PARADE ALL BY URSELF!
;0) ;0p
… but then I wouldn’t get to mentally redesign and criticise everyone’s elses float ;o)
Yesh, young padawan learner.
Nasteecat is lucky kitteh, that couch worthy for many pees… i dreemz of couches like that….. WANT!!!
How ’bout da powah to kill a yak, from 200 yards away… wit mind bullets!? Dat’s teleekenesis, Kyle!
can kill a yak wit mindbullitts…thatz telakineesis, Kyle!
Amy Rose said exactly what I was thinking.
best ever ! tenacious d FTW!
Yung legz mussilz wurk
in yoonisun. Prohpellz Yung
Kitteh way up hye
Kitteh so surrpryzd
Diffurrent poynt uv veew sparkz
imajjinayshun
Bettah tahn klymeeng
teh Kurtinz. Much moar eezee
awn Kitteh’z pawz 2
Jack.
In Soviet Russia couches eject kittehs.
1) in sobyet rusha, cowch potatos YU
2) u NOTS can be ma lolmom. maeks me crakup jus imajinings. [snerxx]
Oh, u Teho, hims Theo.
Theo was haf-growd joovenile delinkwent win adoptd frm hoomain societee. Had bery bad, terribl habitz (surpris–thems no tell us). Taught him to be kitteh ful of gudness. No moar bitiness, scrathiness, meaness fur no reeson. Jus’ praised him win gud, didn’t gib him chance to be bery badboy. Nao he wunnerful, jus’ fulls of lub.
Dunno wut snerxx meens. Not bad, no? Am shur u a fine purrsun an haf mom of u oan.
“snerxx” = chucklesnort. (chortles)
“Teho” = common forum misspelling of RL name. (actually, I was an adopted kid… hmm…)
Hmmm…. coeinkidink …. U dont look like bengal, does you?
[sigh] …not so much, no.
[sigh] …neither me.
invizibl puppetry
Imvisible tite-rope…
The rare flying kitteh makes its appearance…
WIF MIND BULLITZ!
(Thats telekineses kile.)
wundercat… show us teh sekret of your powah!
Every Kitteh Was KUNG -FU FIGHTING!!!Does Paws Waz FAST AS LIGHTNIN!!!
Ah remembahs Karl dogless 2.
WOW MOM!!!!!!!!!!!! What was in does TENDER VITTLES!!!!!!!!!!!
BOOOOIIIIINNNNNG!!!
must be the first kitty with a collar around his neck on that website
Invisible TV dinner.
Invisible DJ decks…
Eye Beweeve Eye Kan Fli….
…[splat]
ROFL!!!
Lurves dat comment teho!
no kitns wer harmd in teh maekngs of dis coment
hmmm
ah wunderz if dere is sum hankie pankie goin on heer
iz dat kitteh reeely levitationin or iz sumwun be puttin fishin lien on hiz collar? cud be bad B movie ef ex…?
Invisible Piggy-back ride…
imbizibul piggeh, too
Tenacious D akshully is making a subreference to British supervillain Young Nastyman. I fergot about the song D did and thot some lolcatter was even nerdier than me.
http://www.superbrits.co.uk/marvelman/YM.htm
am still nerdiest!
Iz it can be Tencshious D tyme pleez?
Ima go kil a yak frum 200 yaerds awy wif muh mined buhllets.
teehee! I saw this and did that…then i went to the CD store and heard that song and teehee’d some more…Awesome picture!!!! <3
Ah yesssss…
And yung Nasteecat went on to become
The star of many Catsploytation films.
The Hood cud no longer hold him.
Awesome! Nice to see a Tenacious D reference!
He is high above the mucky muck
lol
Wun a mai kittehs still duz dis trick, and himz a older gai. Gravity defying kitteh is w8less.
Oh hai, I been watcheng ur Crowching Tygur DVD!
SIRK doo solay kitteh…
is Cirque Du Soleil-ing!
Flay kittehn! FLAAAIII! ^^
INVISIBLE TURNTABLES
Best caption EVER!!!!! The D would be proud!
kitteh ate my frickin shnitzel ;_;
HES HAZ TEH POWA TO MOV YOU