Yung Nasteecat use powah of flite
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Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?
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HAI! wut did I jus sit awn? dat wuz freekee.
MOM! Found your hairbrush!
wunderkat can haz powr 2 muv u. *air guitar and meltz faces*
i <3 tenacious DDDDDD! ;-P
blasting forth with four paw harmony…
Me also! I saw them live last year in SF… it effin RAWKED!!!!!!! (I throw the goat.)
(i dux)
U not a dux, u a Teho.
Kitteh is frantic to escape hideous couch.
lol… we can has grate mindz?
ditto!!!! a coating of cat hair make dis couch way better…dat or dyson exploding on it.
non gratuituous use of ironic sofa !!! +5 !!!
Why dis cat stoled my moms couch? Shur, is bigger couches, but dis one must have powah of levitashon.
gud lawd, tawk abowt ur non-gratooitusslee ironik fuglee kowches… halp!!!
whoops!!! sry - shoulda scrolled further
tenashus dee!
Above ur mucky muck, killen ur yax.
tenacious D ftw
WIF MIND BULITZ! (dat’s telekenezez kyl!)
How bout da powah…
to muv yew *DYON DYON DYON, DYON DYON DYON DYONNN*
Tenashus D FTW! I laff so hard my tummy hurteds!
Is it can be blindfold tiem now? Plees?
hourz affer stickin hiz clawz in teh wall socket, kitteh still feelin teh effex of teh elektrisity.
ummm. . . . ai noes iz tiered, n i gues stoopy, but i doenst git dat catshun at all??? halp pleez?
Whut I seez iz teh kitteh look like himz levitatin in teh ayr..
An himz name iz Yung nasteecat? Umm yeah.
U no stoopy. U smrt. ;p
but what does it MEANNN???
nasteecat made me think of that janet jackson song ‘nasty girls’ (nasty… cat, oh you nasty cats…) but it could also be a character in a blaxploitation film, like the pimp w/ the goldfish in his shoes in… what was that movie???
i’m gonna git u sucka!!! teh classik!
If weez thinking of the same guy, it was Antonio Fargas (of Huggy Bear fame)’s character in “I’m Gonna Get You Sucka”.
Much funneh moveez!
“Who are those guys?”
“They’re my back-up band”
“What do you need a back-up band for?”
“If I’m going to be an action hero, I need theme music”
tanks us lissa, dat maeks cens to mee, ai gues. Ai preciates been toeld i smrt.
hokay, i noes y i dusnt getz it-i is NOT up on da curent kultur n moosics n stuf. i bees gettin oled, i ges, n ais oled fashuyned.
Iz frum Tenacious D song kalld “Wonderboy. Varry funneh band, varry funneh song. Lryics be found heer: http://www.azlyrics.com/lyrics/tenaciousd/wonderboy.html
How boutz da powr to keel teh yax frum 200 yardz awai…WIF MIND BULLITS!!! Dat’s telekineesiz, Kyle.
How boutz da powr to moev yu…
I wuz worreed nobodee got dis but me
Rigagugu-rigagugu… a sikrit to be lol’d, a ‘burger to teh bold…
btw, invisible jetpack.
Invisible jetpack ftw!
“catshun” mai new favrit werd.
Criss Angel gots nothin on mee!!
I missed u by a minnit we musta been postin at teh same tyme!
Great mindz fink alike!
Kitteh iz like teh Chris Angel…’cept much kyooter an no posin!
U tawt him how dinnit u kitteh?
Yep. I noes it.
::tentatively raises hand::
I… um… I like the couch.
All my furniture has been solid color earth tones for so long, something dainty and floral and froufy and frilly like that is…. well, it’s PURTY! That’s what it is. So there.
But it would depend on what’s in the REST of the room - that’d be a hard balancing act to pull off, unless you live in Buckingham Palace or the 1800s.
it’s definately not the worst sofa that’s been on here
but as long as you’re going that way, why not just go for
http://www.southamptonantiques.com/vs/vs-1205.html
Dat iz not a sofa dat I wood take a nap on.
the FUGLIEST sofa EVAR!!!!
Ok Stend, how do you do it?? A floofy pink trolls magically attracted to fugly sofas??
But all of those couches have hard pokey bits, and velvety stuff! This looks like a couch that would come with cookies. HOMEMADE cookies. And sunshine, and a grandma.
No? Well, :-Þ to you too then.
LOL
Also comes wif flyin kitteh. Mos speshul couch.
i lyks ur sofa! upolstry fugly but sofa ecksquisit zampl of Rococo!!! (Sry, Iz bictoryan nutz!)
hmmm…
http://www.norwoodmall.com/ugly/ugly_23.htm#post
http://www.norwoodmall.com/ugly/ugly_30.htm#post
I fink dem kowch pikshur-taykrz need tu be tawt a lesson.
Old en broken en dirtee is NOT de saym az UGLEE
or perhaps a rococo bombe commode?
http://www.getty.edu/art/gettyguide/artObjectDetails?artobj=6217
I fricking LOVE these - they’re like canned food w/ botulism, where the can is about to explode - you can get bad generic reproductions REALLY cheap here (say $300), and eventually I think I’m gonna have to get one and paint it hot pink metallic flake, with gold leaf ormolou - MAJOR PLEAH!!!
im wit u elayne, i lieks da couch towo.
but are you absolutely sure we couldn’t interest you in
http://www.noveltyofsilver.com/catalog/product_reviews_info.php/products_id/48/reviews_id/2
instead, for your ‘imprassibe arts interior’ - made with 12 kegs of silver? ;o)
or perhaps something more subtle… like this???
http://img.alibaba.com/photo/11401042/Victorian_Daybed.jpg
but are you absolutely sure we couldn’t interest you in
http://www.noveltyofsilver.com/catalog/product_reviews_info.php/products_id/48/reviews_id/2
instead, for your ‘imprassibe arts interior’ - made with 12 kegs of silver? ;o)
or perhaps something more subtle… like this ???
img.alibaba.com/photo/11401042/Victorian_Daybed.jpg
the victorian daybed is right on that line between awsum an awful. iz stil teh hawt, but i iz thinkin that squillionaires buy furnitcher lyke this foar oodle$ an then have bean-nachos partieez an sit arownd farting awn it foar owrz.
“yu know daaaahlingz, the munnee ai spent on this chaisse longue could have fed everywun in Nigeria for the rest ov thare lives?!” *BLAT* “MWAH HA HA HA HA HA”.
OKz now, silber sofa set is FUGLY!
i wuz ackshulee finkin, “dat kowch izun’t rly dat bad”, i just luvs hao teh frayz sownds.
tho i cudn’t taek a nap awn it eevur.
k, don’t noes wai dis izun’t poastin, but i keeps tryin…
i wuz ackshulee finkin, “hm, teh kowch isn’t rly dat bad,” but i jus lurvs teh frayz.
but i wuddn’t taek a naps awn it, evvur.
well, how about one of these ?
img.alibaba.com/photo/11378644/Silver_Couch__Silver_Furniture_.jpg
http://www.thegoodtimber.com/loveSeatCouch.htm
http://www.norwoodmall.com/ugly/ugly_21.htm#post
UGLY couch is UGLY!!!
GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY!!!! OMG my eiz, my eiz! It burns!!! hee hee - man, i iz glad to sae I has neber seen ennyfing kwite liek dose befoar.
Stend, wut I has to noes is, does u colleckt dese kowches, or jus teh imajjiz uv dem? Iz ur partmint like teh fuglee kowch sekrit dying growndz, lieks teh ellyfuntz has?? I pickshur u moovin amung dem, tawking quietlee to dis wun or dat, tendin to dere upholz… uphol… awl teh fuglee fabrikz.
watering them… knitting doilies…
it’s google images and a fast connection - just type in ‘rococo furniture’ , ‘rococo couch’ , ‘victorian couch’ , or ‘ugly couch’ and go wild - srsly, it’s a scream (as in AIEEEEE!!!)
dat’s kewl, but i has alreddee burnd mah eiz owt awn teh linx abuv. nao i has mah compootur reedin teh ichc to meh.
k, mebbe nawt…
Aih lahks dat cowch 2! Aihz can seez meh awl stretchded owt an snoozin awai…ahhhh…zzzzzzzz
Is wunderful Tenashus Dee reference. Jak Blak and Ki-El Gass at der bestest!
DO THA ROBOT!!!!