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curse these NYC rents !!!
or
mmmm… pickled kitty… my favourite !!!
this is exactly my first apartment with gf
This is not cute. This is not funny. Humour does not justify this. This is serious mistreatment of animals even if the photographer was able to stage the shot without harming the cats. And as has been said before, the tacit approval given to stunts like this by promoting them as humour could very well lead to animals being harmed by less competent imitators.
Do not bother to respond to this comment. I will not be reading the moronic outburst of mockery that it will no doubt provoke because I am leaving now and will not be back. I can not condone this kind of abuse by my presence.
To those of you who are not completely hardened: please think about what you are encouraging here.
ha ha UR retarded – these kittehs got in on their own accord…
Not to sound like you-know-who, but I ackshulee AM an animal welfare professional and I don’t believe those kittehs are in distress at awl. It looks to meh like they crawled in there themselves and have an easy exit with both their heads towards the jar opening. This does nawt look like mistreatment to me, nor would any regular visitor to this site find mistreatment funny.
This is a site for people who LOVE CATS.
K, nuff sed. Even if s/he isn’t coming back, I had to gif mah 2 centz.
Thxbailuvuguyz
I completely agree…I would have thought there was mistreatment of the kittehs EXCEPT that the entire collage together very definitely proves otherwise. As it stands, I’m cracking up over here at how silly those kitties look in the jar! I’ve come back here several times today just to see it again because I still can’t believe my eyes. This was very clearly their own idea and they look perfectly healthy to me.
Moreover, have they ever tried to get a cat to do something it doesn’t want to do (i.e. get it into the cat carrier so you can go on vacation)? And they cannot be coaxed by treats. They are too smart.
this person is either a troll or has never owned a cat.
ah well, flouncy flouncy
2 rite. Kittehs put selvs in smll bauxes all time.
K, I iz nawt poastin teh spam heer, pls 2 b allowin mah comment? (Sorry if this dubbl-posts)
Nawt to sound like you-know-who, but I ackshullee AM an animal welfare purrfeshunal and I don’t believe those kittehs are in any distress at awl. I think they crawled in there themselves and have an accessible exit with both their heads towards the jar’s opening. This does not look like mistreatment to me, nor would any regular visitor to this site find mistreatment funny.
This is a site for people who LOVE CATS.
K, nuff sed. Even if he’s not coming back, I had to gif mah 2 centz.
thxbai
and besides, the distress thay iz in naow aint nuthin compared to wen th jar gets filld wiv brandy an the lid gets slapd on. now THATz wen it gets fuqdup an flaverful.
dat ain’t distress, brudda, dat’s a good ol fashund irish partay!!!
Even if you don’t love cats as pp said, this site is still 2 cute 4 words and totally funny!! kittisitr, you clearly have no sense of humor.
umm… what?
You’re absolutely right. It’s extremely cruel to force cats to voluntarily climb into a fishbowl together.
Wow. Somebody out there apparently still thinks Bonsai Kitty was real.
I was gonna say something about bonsai kittehs but it’s obviously been picked up on.
Kittehs can squeeze into/through much smaller space than you think when it suits them. When it doesn’t suit them…if those two had been forced into that jar, by the time the photographer managed to get that series of snapshots down, he/she would have gone through several boxes of plasters.
Someone needs to switch to a full flavored decaf coffee that give them all the flavor of regular, but without all the annoying jittery headaches and incoherant rambling . .
O yeh . . and I hopes teh door hits ya hard int he azz ont he way out . . .
LOL.
now THERE’S humor.
Lighten up, Francis.
dis is da non-gratooitis use of ironees.
moar like a gratooitus use of ignorants.
aint photoshop wunnerful?
How many times you say you gunna leev alredy? By. Don’t let kitteh hit you inda cheezburgr on yr way out.
OK now.. am I going senile or didn’t kitisitr actually used to have a sense of humor? am I thinking of someone else? who remembers… there’s so many people on here now…
oh well. too late now
who on earth would think those kitties were in pain tho?
Someone off their meds?
;o)
if you read back thru it carefully tho, what she’s actually saying is that photos like this could encourage people to imitate them and thus hurt cats – but, jesus, following that logic, we’d have to outlaw half the stuff on TV. anyone here want to live in a society where we’re forced to assume everyone around us is both a moron and completely influencable?
Hai, frst time comment here.
stend, I don’t think anyone would immitate the photo and Im pretty shure that if they did theyd get shouted down as copy-cats and much humiliation and shame would follow.
What offends me more is that she thinks we’re a bunch of blithering idiots that run around trying to copy what we see on the internet which is not the case since people with a sense of humor are smarterer than those without. They did a study.
also, have you ever tried to put ONE reluctant kitteh in a kitteh sized togo-box? they’re not so cooperative. i cannot imagine the person with the strength of arm & will to put two cats, involuntarily, into such a small space. if such a person exists, we should all be afraid, because they will surely be taking over the world tomorrow.
Agree, and after the first kitteh was forced into that jar, wasn’t it nice of him to then sit there and wait for the second kitteh to be forced in as well? I’d never try to force a kitteh into anywhere, not enough bandages in the world….
Haha True story. Unless those cats have been de-fanged, de-clawed and de-brained (all of which i disagree with) there is no way you could get them in there.
Yes its true photos of life may make poeple imitate life which could lead to them being hurt. I know I dont want to live life if it means I may hurt myself, or others may imitate life and then get themselves or others hurt. I mean shesh we may end up living.
Oh, my, what a slap on the hand that was. See, what’s funny here is that you actually think you’re participating in some kind of crusade by belittling everyone around you and then storming off in a self-righteous huff before anyone has a chance to respond to your words.
Methinks someone has the phrases, “intelligent protest,” and, “psychotic ravings born of delusional self-aggrandizement,” mixed up.
Seriously, what can you possibly hope to do by insulting the members of this community and then removing yourself from the conversation? Wouldn’t it be better to stick around and be an active part of whatever discussion might follow your overtly inflammatory comments, the better to “educate” the rest of us on the error of our ways? I mean, sure, it’s easier to just call the community at large a bunch of morons whose responses to your aggressive posting are far beneath your intellectual capacity, and therefore not worth your notice, but how is that going to help?
The cats will still be in a jar they climbed into of their own accord.
We’ll still be laughing.
The only thing that will have changed one iota is your blood pressure.
You and the rest of the self-made martyrs of the world need a little lesson in communication skills; things only change when you engage with those you are having an issue with. Acting superior and claiming moral high ground that doesn’t even exist in the first place only serves to make you look like a pseudo-intellectual snob.
Then again, I suppose everyone needs a mirror.
Now bugger off.
Hmm. Sad to see so much flaming in response to one person’s indignation. Let’s go back to some kindness and humor, K?
Hahaha, oh, that’s a priceless response.
I totally agree. I think it is arrogant in the extreme to rebuke everyone without giving anyone, or even the photographer (which is a possibility), the chance to response.
I also agree that this seems to be NOTHING like the BonsaiCat site, and I am sure anyone who has been around the internet long enough would have stopped to consider whether or not this is cruelty or not. Bonsai cat was a hoax, not an act of cruelty, and it actually brought UP the issue of cruelty, it did not encourage it (as far as I am aware). This is one picture on a site with loads of funny images, including other things which I think is far more dangerous than two kitties having loads of fun, and us enjoying in their playtime!!!
Bannoch! I don’t know when this happened, so forgive me for replying now, I just saw this…..ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Oh hell, you gave he/she
I knowz. Evrbodiez haz sayed this befor. But Iz mussed sayz it too. Iz haz seen myz kittiez done same thing on theyz own. Lucky shot to cathing theyz on film! I am agreez, kittiez doing not whutz theyz don wantz to doing.
I agree with the rest, they did that themselves. I have had cats getting into thight spaces on purpose many, many times.
If, however, you try to push them into a cramped place, you will not have the possibility to let go of them and take a picture, they will of course escape (and probably cut you up until you let go). And if you still would manage somehow, they would be screaming their little hearts out, not looking calmly out at the camera.
People see something wrong in everything that can be found on the internet. And most people seem to take it as a personal insult as well.
for real, stop copy-pasting this on every other picture. you have to have SOMETHING better to do with your life than try to be some kind of self-riteous pseudo-activist on the internet. A) get a life, B) get a cat. there is no way those cats could have been forced into ANYTHING. they are CATS.
totally agree with you
Dude, they aren’t being killed, so shut up and enjoy the humor in it.
this is to cute wut r u thinkin and by the way they didn’t harm the cat they just made it look like that
kitisitr- You’ve made this comment multiple times so you obviously are coming back. These kitties got in on their own, relax.
I agree, kitisitr. Even if they crawled in there themselves.
A similar thing happened on youtube. So the owner of teh kitties posted a “what happened next”… maybe what’s needed here??
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=vdQj2ohqCBk
If you think the photographer put the cats in there, you obviously have never owned a cat. Cats crawl into every small space they can fit into. Mine likes to curl up in a little cubby i have in my desk, which seems much too small for my big kitty to fit in, but she manages it anyways. Just because she can. No treats in the cubby, no toys, nothing. Just a cubby of wood. And she goes in there because she can.
Cats do this ALL THE TIME.
I am not a registered animal professional, but all you need to be one is to own cats and understand them. I foster kittens, and i have learned a way to teach cats and rats live together in harmony.
If only humans could live the same…
I will translate the REAL message in this whole comment:
TEH HOLE WURLD IZ EVIL!!!U R ALL SIK N STUFF>CURSE U!!!CURSE U ALL!!!(morphs into a cloud of hate and vanishes)
Good. You obviously have no sense of humor, so this site isn’t for you.
The cat put itself in there. Nutter.
Kwik! To the eskape pod!
Dis pod is ful. Git yer own. Aparantly, pod for 1 can be pod for 2 if u is a cat.
like fleas in a pod !!!
der’s too menny kittehs in dis jar
i just washd a beehine
dat i’z shoor wuzn’t mien
der’s too menny kittehs in dis jar!
That’s is teh cuteniss!
awl creddit to shel silverstein, teh much-luvvd poet
Wear b Sylvia Plath wens u needs her?
Bell Jar refrenz, for the win!
Shel Silverstein + Sylvian Plath references = teh uber win.
Also kitty + kitty + jar = awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww. So cute!
Dis is now runnin an runnin thru mah hed to teh tune “If yer happie an yu noe it”.
Naow dat you’z sed sumfink… it b goin’ thru mai hed 2!
lol best song evar!
asstownding. reallee haz kwite a ring to it.
*blush* so glad y’all liked it!
yay! shel silverstein!
too many kids in dis tub!
mah sistur had to memberize that pome in 3rd grayde.
onoez… NO U DIHINT FART OH JEEZ AAAHHH MOOOMMMMMM!!! AAAHHHH!!!
shel siverstien like pome FTW!!!!
A Winnar iz u.
That poem was one of my favorites when i was a child!
It’s like those banzai kittens…
HAHA! YEP I cant bleeve peeps AKTULY fink dat’s reel. U can has hed exam?
OH NOES! THINK OF THE LOLJARZ!!!!
Dis an ineresing exampl ov teh informal stile. Jars ar normally reserv fro small humin chilluns, an ar use for single spekimins.
The use of kittehs in combination in an inclos containur iz ironicall statemn on toll ov ofer crowdin on the envirmintz.
Teh rt foarm of Banzai kitteh is ever improvded bai experimen of tiihs kine, and juxtipawzition of stannerd jar wif unusull conten iz innitially ammusin, but cramp space mak distinusin individual specemins diffikult. so.. not so gud aktually.
QQQQQQQQQQ=10Qs for teh schololarly discushun.
Banzaiiiii!iii111iii!!!111
whacks on whacks off. . . . . oh. . . . wax? . . . . . oops
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heh!1! i miss u guys. im so often impressed by the pure raw brain power in this virtual wurld… dis pik is klassik an da komments are SO fur da win tew….
ah posts heer nao tew bring noobs tew da pik an maebee eben sum owld frens
bonsai pronounced bone-sigh dats da tree in lil’ jars…
bonzai is what crazy piolets scream when they crashin’ into yur cheese burger factory. *nods nods*
Yes, and teh “banzai” that teh crazy piolets screemz means “ten thowsand tinee treez!”
teh 2 Bonsai is pernownced de saym way… jus sayin’
Is prnunced same cause same word, means 1000 yrs. How long dem tree sposedly last and how long dem kamikazi wish emporor would liv.
you can has ejumucayshun!
Wow, nice try, but no.
Banzai　（万æ³) literally means 1000 years and can be shouted to mean something like “hurrah”.
Bonsai (ç›†æ ½ï¼‰ literally means “tray planting” but is the term for the miniature trees we are all familiar with.
The two words use totally different Chinese characters and have different pronunciations (‘bon’ vs ‘ban’). I don’t have extensive knowledge of Japanese etymology, but I highly doubt the two words originated from the same word.
Don’t know where you got your information from, but I suspect it is urban legend.
wait – does this mean the zero pilots were shouting “tray planting”? I are so confused ;o)
god stend, yu iz so stoopee! thay iz calld ‘zero’ pilots cawz thare iz lawts ov 0’s in ‘1000′ witch iz wot thay showt coz iz ment to screem numbr ov vurjins thay want to liv wif awn a clowd juss befoar thay die. Treez iz cawld ‘boonsai’ becoz thay woz creatd in tribyoot to Karate Kid moofy an woz ownlee inventd becoz Ralf Macchiato pronownsded ‘Banzai’ rong. Banksy, however, haz been doing murals ov subvursif an bootifying redefinishun ov spaycez since Lao Tzu woz poopin hiz bebby kimono.
http://www.banksy.co.uk/outdoors/horizontal_1.htm
UNIMPROVABLE!
I’ll stack the burgers next to it since there’s no way they’d fit inside.
Space…we needz it.
O.M.G. Just O.M.G. I iz speechless. Did they coat the inside of the jar with catnip to get the kittehs in there?
And I think there’s room for one more critter — maybe a ferret?
A gimmee pig, blak & wite of corse.
more to teh point, how dey get dem owt?
mah fots zactly
ah hoeps no uses hammers….
Eezy. They getz opra singer laydee to come and sing vry hai sustayned note until glass brakes.
If orpa singer laydee not avaylubble, tehy can usez Memorex cussette tayp.
Ok. I thinked about it moar and here am mah other idears:
Teh Top 5 Wayz to Getz Kittehs Out of Jar
5. Send naybor’s Grate Dayn into jar to chase kittehs out.
4. Seekritly replayce wineglass wif kitteh jar at Jooish wedding for grume to brake. Mozzle Tahv, kittehs!
3. Look at kittehs thru rong end of binockyulers and pluck tehm out of jar wif tweezerz.
2. Call fier departmentz. If tehy no wants to come over, call krystel department at department stor.
and teh Number Wun wayz to Getz Kittehs Out of Jar…
1. Tell kittehs it wud maek u teh happy if they wud stayz in jar foareverz. They comez rite out.
open teh canz of gooshy fud in nother room!
Noe kiitteh can risis tehat soun!
rivurs saikologee! wurks every taime!
lolzing sooo hard I snorted.
kittehs play in all sorts of funneh spaces… me an’ meh sistuh used ta both hide in teh sock drawr mum never did figure out how we got in wif da drawr shut!
uhhh, did i just read that?? 2 ov u hid in a closed sock drawer??? how, seriously HOW did u fit?! that’s just amazing!
umm I fink dat casa is dictattionin, an her purrson is jus doin teh typin,
oooooh! I unnerstan. Was an innerestin image wile it lastid tho. LOL
d’oh! *headdesk* roflol at myself… ty, i unnerstand nao.
defnettly not a ferret
purrhaps a flee
I TOLD you we should stay away from the cheap hotels!
Hei! Just lyk dose Japaneesy mini-hotels, ‘cept dey’s for one kitteh, and hei… wher’s da teevee!!??
Illustrated LOLtext on reproduxationz:
lolvary in fallopium toob
ejectulationz
flirtilizashunz
maitoesies
twin kittehz!
Ai still fink dey reeproedus bai buddeen.
Ooooh! Iz contest to guess how manny kittehs am in jar? Ok, heer’s mah monnies, I playz. Lessee… I think there am … um… too kittehs. Duz I bes teh win?
Yase! U wins teh kittehs!
RLY? Wow, I nebber winz annything befoar! This is gud news. I drivez home wif kittehs now. One can werk teh gas peddle, teh other can werk teh break!
hahahaha win…*feedz teh trollz*
you called? blargh I am a floofy pink troll !!!
I was walking around the gym the last two days, and told maybe three dozen people I’m a floofy pink troll now – about 80% just ran with it, which just goes to show… well, I’m not sure what. BLAAARGHHH!!!
wich goez 2 show dat heer in A-merry-kitteh, u cans be ENNYFING U WANTS!!!
eben if dat’s a floofy pink troll wif an inturnashnalee fabyoolus colleckshun uv fuglee kowches.
werd, sillyannz.
“Waht do U means that U dont put teh cheezebrgrs in here b4 U we got in?” “Howz yoo kittahs suppozed to make it 2 the moon witout deh cheezbrgrz?”
Now they getz de-hidratedz, put on de Walzmart shelvz. You buyz dem, add watr an PRESTO! inztant kittah!
Just like de sea monkeys!
U iz say dis iz not our kapsule hotel?? damn those Japanese!
Aww!
I can has message in teh bottlz?
HALP!
kthxbi
I read this as “massage in teh bottlz” and thought, in that bottle, there’d be no way to NOT get a massage!
u cans BE mesijj in bottil!
wtf that are not jar. that be kitteh casserole lolz
sumwun stole a kitteh frum teh kitteh jar
who mee? couldn’t be…
tehr ar no muneez in dis kitty, only kittehs in teh kitty
dis jar no iz beeg enuff 4 the both of uz.
it uzed to be!!! we get bigger, too many cheezburgers!!! mom, i can has bigger jars, pleezzeeee?
2 > 1
by all counts, i think this proves it. two cats is better than one.
This would be five burgers even without the captions.
eben moar, if deyd fit.
Kittens that Bonsai themselves. Attempting the never-attempted-before double cat cookie jar. Bravo!
iz bettr than buket?
who took teh cookies from teh cookie jar? waz it u, kitteh?
nu moovi by speeelburger: jars. it b eetin u.
Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgggggggggggggghhh…
Just whenz u thawt it wuz safes to goes bak to the kownter…
Hows do we gets outs?
Somehow that makes me think of my grandfather’s cat. He loved sleeping under the covers and one night he and I had a night-long fight. He kept crawling into my sleeping bag and I, not wanting to have a bunch of claws and sharp teeth in the bag when I toss during the night, kept throwing him outl.
oh hai! umm skootch. no no.. that way.. waitz, you gotz to move a little dis way! ggggrrrrrrruuummmmmpht… ahhhh. there… now we snuggles and has nookie.. errr cookie?
Cookie?
DO WANT!
Hmmm, Trojin fishbole plan dont be werking. Sumtings rong, But wut?!
omg I laffed so hard at dis that teh goggies owtsyd iz barken!!
Thnx! But wach owt mebee goggies has plans foar trojin skrachin powst now. *BING-BONG* goggies insyde powst : “Shhhhh! Bee kwiet! Sumbahdeez comings”!
NOW! Collapsible boneluss kittehs! Impruved pakajing with 50% moar kitteh! Instrushuns: Remove 1 kitteh from jar with oliv fork. Set on flor. Add watur and stand bak – FLOOF!!! (See illustrashun from August 2nd.)
I’ll put on the coffee. There’s two biscotti left in the jar.
Yu meen biskitti, dont yu?
Okey, won moor an we all gets inta de fraterrity!
Impreshynable kitteh answerz “Yep” 2 dah queschun, “i spoze if all uvver kittehs were climbs inna jar u’d hafta climbs in wun too.
This is 10 cheezburgers – one for each kitteh!
Is dere b 10 typez uv kittehs? Doze who unnerstandz byenairee and doze who duzn’t?
k …. now how we to get out? …. Mom? … Mommmmmmm….!!!
“George. George! Go to the garage and get the shop vac … like, pronto!”
LOL!
Kitteh is obveeusly an incumpressibl flooid. Gud foar usin in hydrawliks an ecksploshuns!
Kitteh ecksploshuns ar verry deestruktiv. Taek kawshun wen handlin vawlatil kitteh compownds.
dey keels u wif teh kyute!!
Neither funny nor cute, this is an unacceptable way to treat animals. My saying this will no doubt trigger a huge outburst of derision among a certain group of the old-timers here, but I won’t see it because I’m leaving. I will not support abuse of animals even to the extent of visiting a site where it is condoned, and where not one comment out of 50 on this picture has been a protest against it.
Which is a shame, because the natural and posed pictures of cats have given me a lot of pleasure. Cheese and Tofu, if you care, you may e-mail me when you decide to stop using pictures that have led to animals being treated this way, because I would like to be able to come back. Otherwise, goodbye.
A+, would lol again. Oh, wait… u not be jokin? Oh deer.
Just possibly, kitisitr, some folks might have real injustices to protest.
u can has shuts it now? [rolleyes]
Teho, rowr!! “u can has shuts it now”!?!? mai skull juss snorgled tha insyd ov mai face.
I iz taking u serusly if u canz be ’splain how persun whut took dese photos b makin’ kitties 2 get in jar when dey not want to?
Kitisitr, I really doubt anyone who enjoys this site would condone cruelty to animals. It seems to me that all of us are devoted to our kittehs. If I thought the kittehs had been involuntarily forced into the bowl, I’d be outraged. I just didn’t see any evidence of that. Experience has shown me that kittehs pretty much can’t be forced into spaces they don’t want to go. Trying to get one of mine into the kitchen sink for a bath is a real task, and that’s wider and much deeper than that fishbowl. When I try to set kitteh in the sink, she suddenly develops 8 legs (or so it seems) and all of them are hanging on the the edge of the sink like steel rebars. My guess would be that natural kitteh curiosity led both of those kittens to climb into the bowl all on their own. Our kittehs certainly like getting into things, like paper bags, boxes, open drawers, cabinets, baskets, bowls, tires. One even climbed up to the top of the refrigerator, opened the cabinet door, and got in. When I found him he was hunkered down peering out like a feline Buddha.
i gievs dis kumplaynt negutiv cheezburgrs, “kitisitr” not noze kitteh penchant fur gettin in tyte spayzes fur no purrtikrlurly gud reezin . is trayt whut maeks kittehs lolworthy
R u srs? or is is us makin funs of de oder tred frum a fuw deys ago?
that’s what I was thinking – how could anyone look at this and think the kitties were being abused? are we even looking at the same photo?
I think somebody was having a bad day (unlike that nutjob K from the other day, who’s ALWAYS a finger wagging tight-4ss who ONLY shows up to tell us how awful we are in the most condescending way possible, and there’s no two ways around that) – kitisitr has actooly been known to have a sense of humor – or am I thinking of someone else? whut the h3ll?
stands at da door of dah cheezburger playce an waives goodbai to da haterz.
Hopes yooo haz a nice lyfe terrerizin sumbuddy else.
(secretly hopes today’s kitisitr is an imposter, and not the funnee kitisitr who posted the PSAs)
i hopes sew two-does PSAs is teh WIN!
i heops sew two-does PSAs r teh WIN!
sory-1st 1 didnt post -thut it wus lost
i haz braynblawk on teh meenin ov PSA but am tinkin dat diss goes purrfectlee wiv Sunnshyne an Teho’s riddims. an iz teh funnee. an ai iz a biatch. tx.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bUF4U2ZzUH4
“this is an unacceptable way to treat animals.”
Oh, I totally agree. What sort of cruel and sadistic person would put a JAR on the floor. Or indeed have any sort of object in their home that one or more innocent kittens might voluntarily opt to play with.
Remember, folks… if we allow kittens to play, the terrorists have won.
Now, I’m off to go look in on my kitten in the featureless padded room in which it safely lives.
*hugs*
ur messed
Hey, the cats went in their own accord. I’ve owned several cats throughout my life and they have squeezed in spaces several time smaller than their own body size, ’specially outdoor cats.
The cats would be clawing, scratching, in panic if they would be mistreated. The pictures would be blurry, they’d be going nuts at the jar. Which is open, btw. The white cat walked in it.
Our two cats do that here alllll the time, too.
u already said u was goin. u srsly think that dey wer forced into jar?
Dat liek dohrmatoriz at mah colege.
“Our place was so small u had to go owtside to change ur mind!!”
iz liek pennee-candee jars at olde candee stor. i has a monee – what i do wif it? buy some kitteh-candee?
kitteh in a candee-shop?
Looks like staged cat endangerment.
Are the kittens okay??
ROFLMAOWTFBBQ!!!11!!! ennywun hoo noze kittehs, noze dat gettin in da jar twogevr wuz da KITTEHs ideea! Dey staged it demselfs. No hoomins involvd. Doan need staging foar kittehs to put deyselfs indangermintz…dey thribez on da danjerus! jus sayin.
*nods* kitteh kinda like verah bored two year old… only more flexable.. an’ a lil smarter. ^^
zackleee!! LOLz
FINK UV TEH LOLCAZT!1 (NOOB)
is funey hows sum peeps can luk at a pic an see tings dat jus is nots der. lyk faec of jesus inna gril cheez sammich an stuf.
u meen u doan see jeezuz in des kittehs?
nows u gettin filly sofical.
(or praps tehologicul?)
seriously, I can’t imagine how you would stage this it the kittens didn’t WANT to get in there. You can argue that it is an attractive nuisance, and a good reason to keep the lids on the cookie jar, but nobody FORCED the kittens in there.
–Trollfeeder general
these “concern trolls” obviously don’t know cats very well… i can see getting a bit upset if it is a pic that looks like someone is throwing a cat for the sake of creating an “invisible” moment, but i have yet to meet any group of 2 or more cats that wasn’t perfectly willing to cram themselves into some absurdly small space, like my Tonya and Shadow ignoring their comparatively spacious little pet-bed to try and fit into a shoebox, forming a nearly inextricable catloaf that took them a good couple of minutes to get themselves out of after napping for an hour in that state
wee has a siammeems hoo useded to nap on hai thingees, laik curtain rods and doars…. occasionally summon wud walk tru teh doar and gets kitteh death frum abovvs!!!!
mai son wans meh to add ” and it hurt, actually” Him was Crystal’s favorit lamdin paddz
Agreed. My cat was in the bathroom awaiting my vet who is mobile. He arrived and we entered the bathroom and we couldn’t find her. I know she didn’t run out. Eventually the vet closed the door and left me pacing outside said “come here”, and said he wouldn’t charge me for plumbing, found she had wedged herself behind the tank of the toilet in about 4 inched of space between it and the wall. Made it quite easy to give her her immunizations! It always amused me that my cats frequently want to consume the same space as the other, which is physically impossible but nonetheless true.
Catloaf! ha!
I’ve picked up my handbag in the mornings to go to work, only to find catloaf within… I am pretty sure my cats are bigger than the kitties above, and my bag smaller than a fishbowl, and yet. *squish squish squish bathe* says Kitties.
Wheres da fizh?
I domt kmo, i juzt heer for squeez in wit chu.
uhhh… i mo longr comfartabl.
i mor comftabl
dats not a pillow
IZ NAO!!!
Ladies and gents, welcome to Manhattan real estate.
Jar iz beeg enuff
4 wun Kitteh. Nawt so much
wen thayrz kumpunnee
Jar haz t3h nyse veew
Transpayrent apartment wif
no yootulliteez
Thayr iz no spayse tooz
beeg or smawllz 4 well traynd,
deeturrmind Kitteh
Jack.
Catz outta teh bag an into teh jar–like outta teh fryin pan an into teh fyer?
I have nothing useful or witty to add to this thread. But, *giggle* ^_^ kittehs in a jar!
-Raeliyah
Hey! Thatz me and my roommate!
Bonsai peeples and animalz – UNITE!
mah last apartment wuz about dat big
kitteh had teh mastar bedroom. I had to sleepz in teh baftub.
Student flats.
Schroedenger tinks dey BOF ded kittehs. Speshly if u put on deh lid.
Their were 2 ov us livin in a candee jahr in tee midl of teh room!
[snif]
…of cors, we hads it ruff.
yoo hads it ruff? evry day r fadder wood stuff us agenst r will inna spice jar an barry us inna back yard!
giving me space: you’re doin’ it wrong
Teho, did u has 2 walk uphill bof wais to skool – barefoot, n dah sno? Dat’s ruff.
macks legal capcity: 1 cats
by ordur county fire marskool
diz clawstrofobia kitteh, be it not? juz lukin at diz piksher makes me feel liek suffocatin
likwid kittehs confoarm to shayp of their contaynur
I iz bonzai kat
Dats nuffin. In collidge we got 17 peepul into mai exes minivan
We got 6 into a porsche 924(borrowed) and drove 90 min to go se a movie.
Haha, a pohleece ofser once gaiv us a lift (she was a couzn ov sumone in teh kumpny) and there were 9 of us in teh puhleece vehkl.
Lukily we met no copz on teh way.
7 in an MG Midget for dollar movie night. I always got stuck on the armrest. Owch.
top up or down?
Down!
We were stoopy college kids, not contortionists!
Ohhai am newb but had to laff at idea dat hoominz cud force kittehs to get into jar wen dey not want to! Jus bout pee my pants at dat. Once seed gote get into chikkin run dat was half its size – had to deemullish run to get gote out – who noze why dey duz it but dey duz.
Or is sinisstah kitteh mind control??? Bewares.
That looks like my dorm room.
grate! no we ur reddy to goes afer watev up kitisitr’s but.
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Diss mah fuss evah posst n i luv it ALL. Spesl wenn pix laffin at spense of dzhinzha cats. Ha!
hahahahaha definitely the best one i’ve seen posted on here… pure awesome
grey kitteh iz all “Wot? can u not see we has a snuggle?”
Glad you all enjoyed this!
Obviously those who say these cats are being mistreated have never owned two very active cats. Oh, the amount of times ive found my cat wedged behind this, or cramed into that…
Really, they love it, and if they didnt want to be in there they would just leave. They dont look like they are disliking their little cozy see through world there. Its just like when they were kittens, all balled up in a kittenmass to keep warm
Well, I also found the picture a bit distressing,
it would have been better to also show a picture that they got out.
I’m surprised how many people think that it matters “that they got in there voluntarily”. Animals cannot be blamed when they get trapped in human objects by their “own fault”.
I guess the photographer got them out after taking the pictures, but I wouldn’t have waited so long.
Tom S, plz not to wurree. Teh kittehs getz owt teh same way dey getz in! No hyooman intravenshun rekwiyud. Prolly stayded laik that mennee owers cuz sooo cumfee … foteegopher fallzl alseep wayting and waykz up to findz jar emppee agenn!!
lol,so true.Many times my muther call and say,”OH NOEZ,KITTEH IS GONE!” And I tells her,”No wurriez,she’s just hidin in closet or sumthin.”Then later on my mum callz,”I founded her,she just appeared from no where.” it’s happened like 4 times.
Why the hell would people be worried about these cats anyway. Cats are pretty much able to fit in a tight space with no problems. Seeing as their spine can almost let them bend themselves in half (which is natural, theres like no explanation of strain to talk about) I’m sure that being in that jar is not problem. I mean my cat sleeps in some of my desk draws that are only about 8 inches wide. Shes fully grown and she gets in and out of the draws, boxes, a computer case (yes, strangely enough both my cats like to hang out inside of an empty computer case that I have sitting on my floor). I mean its not like the photographer took the cats and wrapped them in a plastic bag or stuck them in a vice grip.
i aggree
“Dood…coldn’t u rent a lrgr aprtment? Dis 2 smll 4 both of us.”
“I know! Dis was the only aprtment up 4 rent. Either dis or a lrgr 1 @ a plce we cant aford.”
“U gt a point…nvrmind den.”
“K….uh, can u mov ovr a bit? Me flat now.”
“Srry. No can do. Member?
“Oh yeh…srry.”
So cute/funny at the same time!
I’ve said it b4, ill say it again…As long as kitteh, wasnt mistreated i suppose we should just accept it, besides, what’s done is done and anyway, my cat did this to herself once lol, didnt have a camera tho…
btw… i agree with the others and the cats did this to themselves and they weren’t in any danger.
PS: kitisitr, i’m rly annoyed w/ u u just make a big deal and try to make peeps feel bad over the goofy situations cats get themselves into.
PSS: this is actually quite funny
I think they should sell these in the market.
Iss like Geico commershul wif two small apartment realitty sho. Boy kitteh say, “Dis is kinda awssum!”
Whoa.. Awesome.. How they come out??
i agree this a gross misconduct of animals an i think that it should be taken of the website right away i will no longer be coming back to this website i’m disgusted.
me thinks jj is kitisitr in disgust…er disguise… lol go’way we don cares; kittehs havin fun is awl
Luks 2 me like one kitteh was sittin midin his own kitteh biznez and other kitteh got jeluss and climbed in the jar, but sadly for kitteh numba two there wuz not enuff room. Not aboosiv, I dun think any kittehs were harmed in teh makin of dis lolcat.
Well, maybe kitteh numba two was emotionally harmed becuz he cud not fit in teh jar.
I have owned more cats than any other pet, and I can assure you they will CRAWL, CRAM, CRUNCH, COMPRESS, COMPACT, CROWD AND CONGEST themselves into places one would never imagine possible. Its a constant source of entertainment to see what they can maneuver themselves into this time. To even suggest that a human has the ability to put an unwilling cat into that jar isnt only laughable but simply insane. The feline creatures only perform acts of their own choosing, we simple humans have no control over them.
What’s funny is the jar looks more cramped than it is because it’s an old-fashioned candy store jar and they showed it from the top in all but the last pic. If you look at the last one it is obviously not that tight of a fit. 4 kittens might be cramped, but two is just cozy!