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Hah! Oh man, that’s hilarious. What an awesome Looney Tunes reference.
Follo teh wabbit, and goez up wehn he goez rite!
nyyyyaa… wuzzup dog?
Kay, I iz watching for monsterz.
the kitteh redemption.
kitteh break.
escape from al-cat-raz.
Mebbe iz liek swimmin pool frum Destinee Turnz on Da Raydeeo….
Iz nekkie Kwentin Tarentino unner der?
decor kitteh sez “thiz karpit putz th ‘oral’ in ‘floral’. iz suxxorz. . . .Oh, yu iz delibrutlee going foar th musty granny feel? . . . This is nawt in mai interests.”
I tink I took a rong turn at Albakirkie.
u was suposded to tak left at albakirkie!
So long, Sammy….see u in Miami!
So long screwy…see u in St Louie!
So long Enis, see yu on ma oh wait a minit.
So long, Gene … see u in Abilene.
So long, harlot … see u in Charlotte.
wy nowun sez “so long Teho, sees u down in Rio”??
‘cuz maybe they thinkin “so long Teho, sees u down in Tejo.”
so long Meno, Teho, an Lisa, sees u at teh Leenin Tower of Pisa!
(sry, i’z drawin a blank 4 “Rachel”)
sumplaec wif inishuls “H.L.” mabey?
i gots nufin.
Why’z Rachel thinkin? She’z readin H. L. Mencken!
So long, Stend, see u rownd teh bend!
So long, Cheez, seez u in Par-eez!
So long, Tofu, see u in… um… ware playz Christopher Mpofu!
(http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Christopher_Mpofu)
So long Cat Butt Squirrel Butt, see u in Kurrekurredut!
(http://www.asiadivesite.com/micronesia-dive-sites/yap/kurrekurredut-dropoff.php)
An 4 mai “meat wurld” name: So long, Michele- see u in HELL!
tonite we diens der!
An tumorrow, mebbe in Black Angus!
So long kitisitr, see u in the kitteh litt – -
[hi 5]
Kurrekurredut! Mah nu fayvorit playss!!
i has discovred fold in teh tiem-spays continuus. opind tunnil to anuther dimenshun! mebbeh cheezbrgrz grow in treez in dis wun! nommy!
Dis karpit, indeeds, is magics.
Oversight kitteh unearths furrther evidents of corruption, cost overruns, and piles of smelly poop in what is described as the worst litterbox project on U.S. soil, teh “Big Dig.”
It’s twoo, it’s twoo!
U iz teh obvy frum Bahztin. I uzd to liv in Nahhhshwa and we herd all abowt teh evul dat wuz teh BIGDIG.
Am I the only one who heard this in the Commander from Metal Gear Solid 2’s voice?
Is Pizmo Beech!
… Wuz s’pose ta bee Pizmo Beach?
One mah step…kitteh fweedom.
i dunno. do uze know teh way to santa feh?
Teh bizarre chain of eventz, leading to a disabled comyooter train an evakuation of 900 passengerz, waz apparantly set off by a rampage of frantik kittehs chasing a freight car filled wif cheezburgers. Injuries included scrapes an bruises, an numerous cases of splodin head.
OK, doz ennyone remember teh wrods to teh song “The Cat Came Back?” 1 part wuz: “He gave it to a man going way out west, told him for to give it to the one he loved the best, first the train hit the curve, then it jumped the rail, not a soul was left to tell the gruesome tale, but the cat came back, the very next day…”
Hmmm… i tink I wil go see whut I can google.
And dey say video gamez is vilent. Dey shood hav herd owr campfire songz.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/And_the_Cat_Came_Back#Complete_lyrics
dis is the closest to teh vershun we sang. Gory and horible.
Der iz a vidyo ov dis sowng, I tink wuz Bill Plympton animated wif much win an awesum!
I allwayz tinkin dat song on dis board! Iz much LOL!
Six Foot Long Kitteh make most unuzual bumpz.
is can be teh Rec Room Speed Bumps!
(wuz band i nevr had in collij. we sukt anywaez.)
Mebbe iz foar hugemungeous trouser weasels? Yike!
Think of the Lolsox!!!!
gowjings owt ma mynds aiy now, brb
u stoppded playin teh hidez-n-seeks? u cud has toles me? i been sittin unner der fureber…
*sniffle* i can has a cookie nao?
Beeg lawng lump in t3h
floar urjez liddil Kitteh
to ecksploar… Sum moar
Lawng lump iz hollo
Also much dark an kool. Made
4 liddil Kitteh
Bettah tahn unner
t3h Beeg Lawng Chair. No haz to
shayr wiff Duss Bunneez
Ecksploarer Kittteh
wunndurz if diz leedz to Beeg
Katnip Festivul
Jack.
Wayte a secend. Dis izn’t midle earthz.
LOL season!
I hatez sourkrautz. DO NOT WANT!!!
am gessin “Teh Grayt Xcaep”?
Well, at least we know of some sofas that can go with that carpet…
oh kitteh, fergit albakirkie. sante fay moar funner and pretty too.
An haz rilly gud Mecksican fudz. La Tertulia iz teh yum!
Oh my, CP, i juss had deja foo all over again!! Many a wonderful mealz there!
Teh chile rellenoz made life worf lifing. Hungree nao . . .
duck and cover! teh carpet! it is lava!
in soviet russia, carpet tunnel has you
( this is the worst case of carpet tunnel syndrome I’ve ever seen )
I’m under yur rug, making speedbump. Slow Pls. Thx.
Mah kitteh Hoohah maeks speedbump owtsied baffroom door ebery day. It almos liek teh beginning ub “Dick Van Dyke Show”, ware he trip ober teh ottoman.
Speedbump wud be gud name for fat lazee kitteh.
are bugs and daffy under there too?
Out! Out! Out!
Mine! Mine! Mine!
Ah, wealth! Security! I’m a happy miser!
Or else:
And I will luv him and kudl him and kall him George.
It’s mine mine mine mine mine!!
I’m a happy little mizer!
I iz socially secure.
Wun of my favorite sceens of awl tymez!
Acccck! Hello Kitty punishment!
http://tinyurl.com/2nmvvp
yez, i saws dis.
truly crool an onionshoowl.
[shiver]
… was it you I was telling I’m thinking of getting a HK tattoo on my 4ss, even now?
HK rules !!!
Honk Kong, okays, shur.
Happy Kat sez ok, shoor too!
LAWL! Dat mayd me gigul!
… I’m not even kidding you tho – PS#2 just forbade me from getting a hello kitty tattoo just above the belt on my lower back not three hours ago (probably a good idea, because tattooing your rear flank is probably not the best idea on a guy, cause once you gain the weight there… he was all like “look – do remember two weeks ago when were laughing at PS#4 at pride because he has a hungarian flag on his lower back, and you were saying ‘I wonder if that’s because he has a small hungarian embassy in his butt, so, say, if you were hungarian and in a foreign country and were being pursued, you could just hide in there’” – we were imagining this guy bending over, and there would be gilded double doors there with a pair of guys in the hungarian national military dress standing on either side, holding swords or maybe trumpets, and the hungarian national anthem would be blasting from his neither regions…
and so if you had HK on your lower back, THEN what ???
truly, the mind boggles.
Nao, how do u git dis karpet two fli?
Would have been 5 stars if spelled correctly (“Alba-koy-key”)!
I’m in ur sooerz
Exskapin 2 Seeyouwhatinayo
Shawshank referunz!
A prison movee wit happee ending … HOO NEW?!
Are eezee to find. Do like Teh Beagles, turn left at Greenlant.
A Hard Dayz Nites refurrence FTW!
No, aktuallies, we iz just gud frenz.
White cliffs uv dover?
A classic kwote from teh moovie “HALP!”
I no find Marios brothurs.
Ken I come owt nao? I’mz srry I made deh stinkehs in ur sanpyle. Wai wuz u diggin wif ur bair hans enneeway?
iz not pezmo beech? oh noes! I make wrong turn at Albakirkie!
Kitteh iz likele to be ehten bai a grue.
“Dere iz such a ting as a tesseract”
lul dont liek dat 1 gai from luny tuns say dat?
Deres wun BIIIIG dust bunnee under here, peeples.
Dis not China…. want refundz!
i can pooz here?
WAITAMINNITWAITAMINNITWAITAMINNIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
It’s Alba-KOY-ky, ya toykey!!!!!!!!!
Bahcjsdfkld I live in Albuquerque. That’s silly.
I Live in Albuquerque, New Mexico!!! When I was little I thought bugs just said that cuz I lived here, but for people in other places he would say the name of their city, but I was wrong. Yayyyyy!!!!!!!!! GO ALBUQUERQUE!!!!!!!
Narnia iz rite tis way! Jus go down tha tunnil….