Teh new impruved cat wih reactive armor
Me be testing reactive armor now
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Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?
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ZOMG!!! U haz th nyoo iFoam?!?! can ai tuch it!?!?! can ai?!?!
Not want shipped to Abu Dhabi!
wilful kitteh. . . iz in ur packin mentalitee
Oh, kitteh! U sweet enuff widowt superglooin sugr cubez to yur furz!!!
Candie coat’d kitteh crunchies! fail’d experymint frum willie wonkie’s factrie
i alwayz landz on mah feetz… no needs da cushens!!
Don’t worry about Stay Puft marshmallow man, I got ‘im.
Hyde and seeak gone wrong..
Count agen u stoopid hyumen!! AND NO PEEKING!!!
100, 99, 98, 97, 96, 95………
Mahrti…
Grabz ur calvinz clienz ans getz in da re-actavatur
Timez ta blows ur fur back!11!!!
Proof Tesla was right…
static cling cat
has been static clung
get out of my head
CHARLES !!! NOOOO !!! …
Okey i sorrie
It wuz adrest to u insted
kat-seekng marshmallws haz lockd on targetz
molten Gozer the Destroyer - do not want!
The super duper Army cat. What about one with bubble wrap?
For free-fall parachute trooper cats?
Admiral Byrdcat has just returned from an expedition to the Artic. Welcome home, kitteh.
btw - letting kittehs play in packing peanuts is not a good idea. they make one helluva mess and can eat the peanuts, which isn’t good for ‘em.
Some supervised play is OK.
Obvy this kiti is being supervised. But in general, yes, you are correct.
New StatiCat 3000! Tired of peanuts lying all over the floor? One sweep with the StatiCat 3000 and they’re off the floor and ON THE CAT!! Yes, using advances in bioelectric technology, YOUR house can once again be clean!!
Just rub the kitty backwards, and POOF!! packing peanuts are NO LONGER YOUR PROBLEM!!
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Win.
Our operators are standing by!
. . . juss three eezy paymints!
BUT WAIT! Kall wifin the nex ten minits an we’ll maek wun paimint for yew!!
please allow, (if you’re still alive) 6 to 8 years to arrive!
please allow 4 to 6 weeks to arrive, 10 moneyback guaruntee, which of course starts right when we get your money, so you are out of luck when you actually get the product!
Double WIN!!!!
Wud mak grate Chrismas gift pakij, combynd wit a Chia Pet, a Pocket Fisherman, an maybee can of tha spray-on hayr. I taek 2, pleez!
spray-on hayr? spray-on FURZ methinks. oh and mebeh those really sharp nives. they can cut thru catfud cans and so teh kittehs not needs canopenurz!
… but still needs thumbs, tho. plan not so gud, aktually.
Iz troof dat our kitteh will chase teh balls unner teh sofa en behine teh cabinet & come out cuverd wif littel kitteh poofies dat will evenchully grow into new kittehs to chase teh balls &tc… we can has many kittehs dat way.
I can has StatiCat? Pllllllz?!
I hate packing peanuts.
PACKING PEENUTZ! DO NOT WANT!!
i can haz addishnul gift uv fansee nyves?! fer onee 5 moar dollrz?!
Found a peanut, found a peanut
Found a peanut laaaast night…
Dis teh sad result of letitin kittehs play in teh dryer wifout teh fabric sofner sheetz.
oh noes! fabrik sofner vry bad 4 kitteh. running kitteh in dryer ok of course!
^ check link for kitteh-dryer insanity!
TINK ob the LOLCATS!
K, I finlee fownd teh toity papur - gawd, I hatez teh mooving!
Too manee peenutz. Needz moar catz.
YES! win.
Nex time get delux mix, wid extree catshews.
. . . an catscarfs an catmittons an . . .
I is Chicklet Magnet…..
Did u rite FRAGILE on teh bocks?
I gotz tossded an turnded..
Outtta mah way..I’z gonna frow up!
Teh scene can be bess described as mayhem. Teh mayors of Pittsburg, Philadelphia, and Miami, along wif teh govmentz of sevral eastern and midwestern states indicated that teh Nashunal Gard may be marbilized at anee moment. At this hour, theez are teh faqs as we noes them. There is a epidemik of giant catz abduktin our pillowz. . .
U likes my Syracuse cammoflage?? Wurks fur 10 monthes a yere!! Iz nao can pwayz in wite floofy stuffzes n u cants cee me! nyah nyah!
U liv in Syracuse??? Me used 2 liv there. Mi kittehs hated snow. Sat in window - outdoor want - cold, wet snow - NO WANT!
Yep! Actually live in Moyer’s Corners -very near Oswego County line. My kittehs were brought up in NC & were much interested in snow when they first saw it - and again every year at first snow. But they’ve become complacent about the several feet of snow on the deck every winter. One spring, Ayla, Princess of Siam and ALL the Universe jumped into a pile of snow on the deck & in one movement (she realluy didn’t stop at all) jumped back in the house! I wish I had a a fast speed camera to record it and slow it down!
Where did u live?
Im done packin….time to clean up now (Original version)
i KNEW i’d seen this somewhere else before! thanks for the linkage!!
Dunno wy hyoomins make such big deel abowt marshmello - they verrah stickeh an not tase so good neether. *pleh*
Win! LOLZ!
akshully, mai kitteh LURVES teh marshmelloez. dey ar taystee and rollz gud on da hardwud florz.
“This Kitteh equipt wit reacktif armur playting, plz to be keeping back 200 feetz.”
I can has force field?
“I brake for tailgaters.”
Is it just me or has all the text on this page gotten bigger?
Hmmm … did u take the blue pill or the red pill?
Haha. No for reals…The lolpic is the same size but our comments are at least twice the size what they normally are.
I don’t wanna go down teh rabbit hole.
I always just shrink everything when I open the page - it’s all too darn far apart otherwise and takes forever to read that way. that’s why I started bolding stuff in the first place - shows up better when you shink the text to see everything
One pill makes you larger, and one pill makes you small, and the ones that mother gives you don’t do anything at all . . .
Jefferson Airplane ref FTW!!
sumtimz dat happenz by aksident. chek view->text size an make shoor itz at teh size u like. medium is normal size.
evverfing is fine on mai computer.