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I can has restraining order, plz?
Crazy lady says I stoled her manz!
I’m not the cat they think I am at home… i’m the Rocketcat, burning up my fuse in heaven all alone!
Marz aint teh kinda place 2 raize ur kitteh
In fact is cold as heck
If dis is Rocketcat, shudden’t dat line be “pootin’ out mah fuze in hebben all alonez…”?
Just askin’
Lol, Shatnercat.
Kahn!!!!
dus mah thighroyd luk anlarjuned 2 u?
ur thighroyed luks marvulus, hunneh
Earth below us…
…Drifting, falling.
Floating weightless…
Calling, calling hooooooome!
(I knew I’d remember it as soon as I posted the bit that I could articulate)
Wat is name of dis song?? Anymul Planit had on der ads fur awhyle & itz ben dwivin mes battee sinse!
The song is, “Major Tom (Coming Home),” by Peter Schilling.
There are several other “Major Tom” songs out there, as the character was originally created by David Bowie (appearing in the songs, “Space Oddity,” and “Ashes to Ashes”) and then picked up by other artists, but the version playing on Animal Planet is the one by Peter Schilling.
Thanks SO much!! I keep hearing it in my head! Maybe now it’ll go away!
Ah rilly liek dat songs…
4..3..2..1
THIS IS ROCKET CAT TO GROUND CONTROL
I’M STEPPING THROUGH THE DOOR
AND I’M FLOATING IN A MOST PECULIAR WAY
AND THE STARS LOOK VERY DIFFERENT TODAY
I didn’t really need to do caps, methinks. Bowie doesn’t need caps to be awesome.
Mebbe u wuz shouting teh wurdz. And I hates to pick (okay, not rilly) but I think teh wurdz is akshully “floating in a most A-PECULIAR way”…
LOLz
i tink dat it may jus be how bowie sings it. i just tink of wurds from memories.
shouting bowie is wins!
mabey dis frum wen he wus toorin wif nyn inch naels.
Bowie ref = immediate winz!!!
I got a fing in my eye. He’p. Iss a fing. Oww.
3… 2… 1… floof off…
( BLARGH !!! I am sending this from a pal’s computer because wordpress thought I was a REAL troll and blocked my IP address !!! HALP !!! I am a just a floofly pink trool !!! )
ai fear ur ironic display of non gratuitous pink floofy trollyness! GHARRR!
hei wayte … GHARRRR …. AARGHH …
UR TROLL IZ A BACKWERDZ PYRIT!!!1!1!!
oh, sweet!!! nao we can has sten-trollz AND pyrates?! dis site getz moar liek calvinball awl teh time! teh scoar’s still gharrr to arghhh… i can has teh parrott?
maybe teh troll just has teh slysdexia?
Do you know what happens to an insomniac, dyslexic, agnostic cat?
He stays awake all night wondering whether there really is a Dog.
LOL!!!! Dat wuz a gud wun!
WHAT!!?! That’s crap!!!!
now it’s back – too many troll related posts maybe
cuz, yoo noes, torlls ar allays callin’ demselfz torlls. dat’s teh ded givwayz.
look up in te sky
is a bird
is a playn
is a cheezburger!
(i has hopes)
God speed, Moon Cat!
(I’m surprised no one else said this yet! *lol*)
So, will Moon Cat be followed by a moon shadow…Q teh Cat Stevens, plz.
Kitteh seez summfing
up awn t3h seeleeng. Tayl sweepz
an Kitteh launches
Krowchd 2 vertical
instantlee. Kitteh fawllz shoart
Rekubberz nyselee
Missez t3h Taybull
Landz lyke a Sleenkee. Kitteh
wuntz 2 tryz agenn
Hewmins beez Freekeeng
Kitteh duz nawt noez Y? Waytz
until deyz kalmz daownz
Jack.
cal tek jet prapulshun labratoree kitteh tests a noo eko-frinnly type uv rokkit fyool which harnessez teh playtyme enurjee uv yung kittns. hopez dis tyme teh enjinears hav figyurd owt how 2 stop rokkit kitteh from goin in2 nap mode.
I can has gassy cat joak naow?
kittehz iz condukting eksperiment in flat u lent dem.
deffinitly! I wuz skanning comments for a capshun about “POOT POWER”
OMG That is IT! No solarz, wind, nuklar…we savz teh wrld wif teh Kitteh rip energiz! Cnt ALL be goin to nap mode at oncz, renewabl enrgy sorze, pwrd by catnip mice. yr a geniuz!
ROFL, “kitteh rip” maed me spit tea on monitor…
Backflip Kitty has run out of flip.
lolkitteh kan sees God!!!1!!
“…I can see forever!”
[bast frgivs me fr wut i bowt tu do plzkthx]
In Soviet Russia, forever sees YOU!
Burnin owt his fuze out dere alonezzz!
hmm ai kan tehll bai the defoarmatons of teh knowse kone,
dis rocat nawt on ims furst misshin.
Lass wun ended wif him fallin in teh desert a$$ en up (laik teh litul anjels).
. . . end up, ai ment! Oops!
???
??? to you too.
…
Rocket Cat would like to remind you that his tail is not a fuse.
OH NOES!!!!!
dont uz fyre around kitteh tayls!!
I’m a profeshunal!!
I hope kitteh hasn’t been drinking b4 takeoff.
Iz nawt akahol! Iz rokit ful! *LOLZ*
It doan mattr … NASA will blast ‘em off anywayz! *hick*
Hahahaha! So trooo. And yet so sad.
Mebbe kitisitr needs tu send them a Publik Servis Nouncement bout not drinkin and flyin????
Dey blasted wether they leve teh groun or not. *hick*
And fergawdssake, make sure yer rocketcats are in their carriers.
.lulz
invisible uppercut
teh 0wch
I’s sowwy. Dids I scared u?
(Fink Tom n Jerry kartoons. Nother kitteh hangin frum chanderleer.)
An God sahz….
Bless u, little kitteh
Ans God sez…
Bless u little kitteh
Well bob, looks like you hooked a catfish, or just caught a snag….I don;t think you;re getting that lure back though.
Kitteh iz warmin up to sing wiv Marilyn Pantson & the Viral Commyoonikashun Choir.
*ahem* “Meemy meemy meemy meemy meeeeem”
i can has take-off?
Coyote cat is set to howl.
MEEEEEOOOOOWWWWW OWW OWWW OOOWWWWW
noes…oooohhhmmm-papa-meow-meow
Giddyup!
A rockit caaaaaaaaAAAAAt. A rockit cat, burnin out hiz fuel out heer alone.
Upskirt cat is looking up yr skirt.
ah ceeling cat ma ol nemmy siz. we meets agin.
hoel stil jussa sec.
das gud… riiiiiiyt… therrrr…
Lol! *gigglesnort*
Stuck up kitteh is…..stuck up.
Get it? stuck…himz hed iz stuck up?
Ohhhhh I cwack mahsef up……
Don wurry. If teh hyooge spidur DUZ drop down frum teh seeling an land on yu, I’ll pownse on it.
…and den I’ll eatz about half of it, and leeve teh rest in ur shoe. Is pressint.
Oh NOES! I has teh napz on teh back of teh cowch wif mah noze on teh windowsill, and nao I has teh stiff neck!
I can has kirowprackter nao?
Teasing Cat is teasing…
“U sees mah belleh? U wants to snorgle? U do, don’ts U? C’mon, U knows u wants to snorgle mah belleh…I not looking…U can snorgle all u wants…”
[snorg-] *swipe* “Ha haa!”
“Heer is mah belleh…U knows U wants to snorgle itz…luuk at mah floofy belleh…perfeckt for teh snorgles…”
[snor-] *swipe* “Ha haa!”
(Repeat about 10 times)
Super Cat is up-up and away….almost..
right after dis napz…
Up, up and awa… zzzzzzzzzzzz….
Mah pecs…let me show u dem…
Carl Sagan kitteh sees beeeelyuns an beeeelyuns ov galaxies.
…in a grayn of kiti litr
Oh, hai! Umm, U ‘member when dey built dis howse, and it wuz right over dat old cemetery? And teh building comp’nee says dey mooved all teh graves?
Umm, U might wanna double-chek wif dem about dat. Just sayin’.
Kthxbai.
They’re heeeeeeeer……
ma hooman is on da ceiling cuz his metal teefs wireded hims thar. I wait heres for cheezburger to drop from hims.
U shud blows u noz.
Just sayinz.
I see sumit up dere. Not cheezeburger neevr.
Furst 20 minutz of 2001 Kitteh iz watchin a bone floatin in spacez.
Stargazer Kitteh!
Oh noes! Is full moons! Muss has resistness…gitting flooofyyy.. Noooes…Do NOT want! Prrrrrr rrrrr!
Scene from movie “I wuz teenayge were-kitteh”
MEOWWWOOOOOOOOOOO!
…weerkits uv Lundin.
“his floof wuz purrfeckt”
Were-kitteh is hyoomin most days uv munth, then when moon is full, turns into kitteh?
Perv kitteh iz lukin up ur skirt.
(Eeek!)
wut yr skirt doin way up der??
Yu gotted me, Teho. I snorked cran-grape Mimit Made an now everthing has a watury purplish sheen. Cowurker thinks Iz havin a fit or sumthin.
MWHID
U srsly needs to start wearin’ underwear, plz.
An’ I tink it’s gonna be a long long time ’til touchdown brings home, I not the cat they tink I am at all, oh no no no, I Rocket Cat!!!
heeeeeeeeeer am Iz sittin in mah tin canz, faaaaaar abuv da worldz……
Hay, Ceiling Cat! Little privacy plz? Kthx.
Your underwear. I didn’t want you to show me it.
rocktcat
i tik its gona b a long long time
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