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Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?
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Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?
» Learn Lolspeak — teh furst language born of teh intertubes.
No pictooors! No pictooors!
I doan haz mai make up on yet!!! Comez bak later!
GOT MAI BUTTUNZ!!!!
Married AN buttunz in one week?….w00t!1!
ohai celing kitteh
Wooo! I’s sawry. I’s has beens fur lunch.
…fr six munths.
running.
Yoedelling kitteh yoedells.
Reeeeee-coooooo-laahhhhhhhhhh!
awl i cans fink abowt is dat freekin yodellin puppet sawng frum Teh Sownd Uv Moosik…
cept kitteh wud yodul:
FEED-ME-OH-FEED-ME-OH-FEED-ME-NAOOOOOO!
lol – speekin uv, mah kitteh jus yoduled dat at meh. kbai
lolkitteh sez:
LOL
Bermyooda shortz wid blak sox an shues!!! Teh horrur!!! I cannot luk!!!
i love this picture ur cat is adorable
“And u shud haf heard whut i sed next.
Sorree, me laffin at own jokez again…..”
dis happn 2 me lots.
[snort] ahh, I amuse me…
i dun deeneye it.
teh wut?
kitteh luks tu me liyk “oh STAWP its! u giv me too muchs ego!”
In ur nightmairs, fightin ur monsters.
wat a drahmma kween. no worriez i stil luv u enyway.
Invisible pipe.
RRRROOOOOOOXXXXXXAAAAANNNNNEEEEE
(iz showun my age)
… u dun hav to put up a red lite! Teh Police ftw, even if dat iz my least fave song of theirs
Frikkin MEOW, man! I jus bashed mah face on dis window-thingy again. Why dose happiburds gotta be right owtside dere? It’s liek dere teasin’ me or sumfin…
Guyz! He’s wavin at da spyder in da corner.
Sheesh.
HAY! u kittens keep the noyz down up thar!
how could u????
it esy!
o, kk…
My deodorant failed. How embarrassing.
*nyc accent* “getta outta here!”
Oh! hai Ceiling Cat……ur watch’n meh wut?!!?11?
CEILING CAT
IS DISAPPOINTED
otsid teh fraim b da hool krowd ov kitteh.
Dey havng da dans kompatshon.
Dis kitteh b doin da klap-o-meetr twe c hoo es da weener.
O teh hoomanity!!!!!!!!
O teh felinity?
YO! TEH STALLONE-KITTY!
Invisible cell phone
Dis joint may be invzible but maaaaan I shure iz wasted…
“kidz, dont do drugz, mmmkay, drugz r bad, mmmkay…”
“yes mr. mackey…”
…so den HE sez “well, it must uv been teh dawg dat did it, cuz teh cat wud neber caer bowt eetin da cheezburgerz!” BWAAAAAAAAAAAAhahahahahahahaaaaaaaa!!!
N den dey punnished teh doggeh n ai had teh nyyyyyys lawng aftur-lunch napz. It wuz grate, ackshulee.
Ohh it’s sooo hawt! I gotz teh vapurrs!
SWOON
ai hope demz nawt teh biz markie vapurrs … ai nebber laiked dem much.
sry 2 bring up da bad moosic refrens. naow ai will b singin it awl dai at werk. : (
Ah has alwayz relaahd on teh kindness of straynjurs….
Mah Gurlfrend had a reskue kitteh she called Blanche DuBois…
Kitteh seez Hewnin
awwwlll nekkid. Whut duz he hab
2 beez prowd abowt?
Hewnin wiffowt kloathz
haz t3h phunnee. Himz nawt so
intimmidayteeng
Wun luuk fum Kitteh
an Hemwin getz all gooshee
insyde. Owtsyde 2
Jack.
New from Sealy: Window Bench, for extra comfort!
Also doubles as scratching post.
“I’m getting all vahklempt–heer, I’ll give u a topic to discuss amongst urselves…
‘harblz are neither har nor blz’. Discuss.”
dohlink, ya hanz, theh like budda!
(cawffee tawk refrenz, LOL!)
perv kitty saw my harblz
Tis kitteh sez “Ohai ceiling cat!”
lol cool