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Oh NOEZ!!1!

pleez close teh space hatch!

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Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?

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TeeBee

iz afrayd i can no do that dave.

whiskers

o hai dave…

rly sry cant do that.

(n yase, i no, no kittehs in teh dryer…)

ManfredMom

Cheech & Chong refrunz FTW!

 
slythwolf

No man, i r dave, let meh in, I think teh cops sawd meh coem in heer!

 
 
 
 
KoS

Can’t…hold…on…much…longer!

stendhalismo

… my fur… is floofin !!! will soon floof into space dust !!! FLOOF !!!

 
 
D.R.

Heer

I saaives u frum beein pullt inter an altrnut damenshun. Now gives mee cheezburgers.

stendhalismo

nooooo !!! don’t go towards the light !!!

Shaungrl

Iz heat light…cheezburger will taste plech, not nom nom.

 
 
 
Klivian

Houston, we has a cheezburger

AppleKittehPipeBand

but Huston…
There be a pawblem.
We has lost teh bucket.

 
 
 
lifeonpaws

Floofy kiddeh is weatherstrippin’ teh doors to mayk heetin’ ‘n’ kewling moar effishent

 
Duffy

Grabity jenerator all out of wak!!! Halp!!!!

Flartus

Gravitron kitteh is all owt of gravity.

 
 
Trachelle

Y u bild dis howse siedwaes?!

 
almost_there

kitteh mus b sylon. dis wut hppin to sylons hoo makes loopy fuchur predickshuns.

 
BonzoGal

Plz 2 taek me 2 kiroprakter naow!

 
BonzoGal

Diz yogur moov called “Saloot 2 teh Floof.”

D Marie

Du u remember teh show “Lilias, Yoga, and You?” How cud dat possibly be 35 yrs agoes? I tink dat I will be incorpurratin ur moov into my rewtine. Becuz mi rewtine is too….rewtine.

stendhalismo

no, but I wish I did ;o)

 
B!

Izunt der a yoger U kin do wif kittehs? Do want!!

D Marie

Eny yoger or udder excercise in kitteh space is dun wit kittehs. Dey ethur join or supervise. Dey tink dat applicaytion of kitteh weight to back of sillee hoomin on flor is an improovement.

All Space = Kitteh Space

gothkitteh

yogur wit kittehs goez laik dis:

hewmin: down dog
kitteh: bitez yogur mat

hewmin: up dog
kitteh: fites wit uddar kitteh under feetz

hewmin: pigeon pose
kitteh: dere’s a pijen in da hawse! qwik, eet it!!!!!!1!!!1!!!

doctorcat

I gived up teh yogur cuz teh kittehs wd allus sit on meh.

 
CrazyOldLady

I usez to watch mai dotter tri to du her yogurt in teh livinrum….it wuz so funnee! Her kittehs wuz tryin to git her to pet dem an luv on dem….den dey wud klime all over hur!! LOL!! Grate memreez, akshulee!

 
 
 
 
 
 
lynette

jus hooooooooooooldz on foar won moar dai….tings will go ur wai…if u jus, holdz on foar won moar dai!

 
Bizkitmama

Halp! Much afraid rock monster will getz me. Don’t know rock monsters’z motivashun.

Sunnshyne

Dat wuz Wilson Philips — whu? Late 80s or so?

 
 
BonzoGal

Yippeeeeee it’s Caturday!!!!

Melissa

Plz to make Sundai kittundai? I hsa to werk Tomorrer.PLEH!

ManfredMom

Iznt ebery day CATURDAY???

sillyannz

Shoor canz be! Just depenz awn ur purrspecktiv!

 
 
 
 
 
MarkDayComedy

Saiz whut u will Dorothy & Toto, but tornadoez is fun.

I wunderz wher we landz?

 
miss foots

Don’t tred on mee.
I r not area rug or boot scrapr.

 
BonzoGal

Here we see former Olympic gymnastic champion, Olga Katbutt, demonstrating the move that won her a gold medal in 1972. (Please note that it is now 35 years later and the formerly petite Olga is a little… um… bigger… and hairier.)

D Marie

I hadn’t read your post when I flashed back to 1972 with Lilias, above. Can we cue the Twilight Zone music now? And, can someone please tell me why we chose 1972?

stendhalismo

you have entered the lolcat zone

 
BonzoGal

heh, I chose it coz I looked up Olga Korbut and she won her 1st gold then… But yeah, weird synchronicity!

 
 
 
 
abbydonkrafts

Teh dawgs r usin teh tractor beam! Halp me, plz!!

 
CatCareHQ

I can has the pod bay door closed? kthx.

 
stream723

RIIIIIIPLEY!!!!!!!!!!

Melissa

AHHHHHH! ALIENS ref!!!!!
On da top 20 list!

GET AWAY FROM HER YOU BEEATCH!!!!

 
 
D Marie

Is it a setting on my computer, or something on this site? Everyone’s icons and any smileys are stretched out beyond recognition. Everything else is normal. Well, normal for ICHC at least.

I need to get this fixed before Stend creates his pink-haired-troll icon!

stendhalismo

OK now that IS f*ing surreal - I was just thinking “how do I do that icon thingy ??? “

 
Melissa

Yes our smilies are teh F’d. Day been dat way ever since ICHC moeved to teh WordPress. Dunno why, but we used to it. :)

 
ManfredMom

Gud - Iz was bout to go to aiy doc!

 
sillyannz

iz weeurd, sumtiemz dey luk stretcheed owt, an sumtiemz dey luk normalz. onlee da lolcats noes wai…

 
Pittypat

try logging in thru firefox. that fixes it 4 me.

 
julyisthebestmonth

i second pittypat’s comment. all looks gud on firefox browser.

 
 
CJ

PRIVACY PLZ! IM DOIN MAH PILATEZ

 
sillyannz

halp! i got stuckked wyl i wuz stretchin! rekwyr much snorgles to restoar to full funkshunalitee, plz.

Badger

Many Many Many tummy rubs for the kitteh, I wants to

 
 
B!

Kwayd!!!! Start da reaktor!!!!

 
 
Shaungrl

Ok. Duz anybodez elsie Sean Connery liekness in negative on dat kitteh??

doctorcat

no. but I wish I did :-D

 
Turkeyburger (no relation)

No, but I see whut looks liek an loliphant with a munkee on its head…

 
 
 
typingisnotactivism

Kitteh mayd eet to tha thirteenth chamber befoar bein cawnfunted by th impozin spirit naaaassteh ov da ODB RIP.

 
Sunnshyne

Awww, man….looky that. Who spilled kitteh all ober da floor and didna cleen it up?

 
Turkeyburger (no relation)

No…air…maeking…mah fayce…all smooshy….do not want!