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OOOH!!!! MUST SNORGLE DIS TEENSIE BEBEH!!!!
Iz he giggulin in hiz sleep?
(I lurves teh pink noz-lethur and pawsies.)
I can has sushee plz?
U CAN HAS HOEL FEESH!
Gudnez, noe! Dat b tainee behbeh! Hoel feesh iz wey tu mush fr he, ulez iz jest a litel mihno.
Oscar r reincarted…has dun much gud in furst life, nao predikts burths an weddings.
an da Bar Mitzvahs…
aw hek, eben I cans perdikt Bart Mitzies.
Pik Me! Pik Me! pik zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
I can has Chineez buffay?
OHHHH MY!!!! Gotta Rub Dis Kitteh BELLY An MAK DA WISH!!!! Bet Wish Come True!!!!
I wub belleh & wish fur new job!! Got laid off today – but this littl guy is makin me SMILE!!!
Mmom, so sorry to heer of layoff – I noes how much it hurtz. hoap yu will can has betterur job verreh sune!!!
Bummer, Manfred Mom! Gud luk, hope u git noo an MUCH BETTAH job!
gud lux kitteh hoeps u can has much sevrans pai.
Hopez u getz bettur job wif more munee and lotsa perks.
oh noes! gud luk wif de gettin de neu job
Mai kittehs hope u get gud job in cheezburger fakturee!
Wid awl dese belleh rubz on da gud ohmn kitteh, iz shur to git gud jyob wid lotsa pay & cheezburgrz RELEE SUNE! Tanks guys!
I soree! I hopes evrydai to keeps mah job… u find new one soon!
Sawry to heer, Manfred Mom. I hoeps u gots manee severence an unyused vakashen dais. U find bettur jawb. Gud Oman kitteh is NEBBER rong bowt dat!!
Wut a grate oman fur ur furst dai as a FREE M. MOM!
WEns I gotz home, Iz gotz on puters to ICHC cuzez Iz noes it makes me smyle! First pic up waz OMEN KITTEH. Wasn’t dere last tyme I luk at wurk afor walking papers, so I feel gud!! Tanks!
Many sorrees, M’Mom … better tymes ahead.
O noes! Poor bebeh… gud luk wif noo job serch! We be keepin owr pawz crossd fur u.
Sowwy ’bout teh layoff…..hopez somtin bettah comez ‘long reel sune.
oh noes! Mai kittehs offr much snorgles and floofs and muchas smuchas.
sew sorrees to heer dats-gud louck wit findin new job-bettr 1!
Dunt worreh moonfretmoom we has enuff statek electriciteh frum roobing dis ketteh’s belleh to runz oar ownz comuunities.
Expeshally if wish is 4 kitteh belliez 2 rub!
Bery gud luk on job searchez, MM!
We must 2 b rubbin dis kitteh’s belleh fur luk.
Is nawt opshunal. Is rekuirment.
ooh. . .now I mus go tackle wunna mah kittehs n tickel on its tummee. LED screen not so floofy, ackshully.
AWWW GUD OMEN KITTEH, I CAN RUBS UR BELLY?
U so phunee Iz fallz ovr frum teh laffing!!! lolz!
I has my bittums today! I has good omen! I r tu happi!
The Japanese (yes, Japanese) name for the lucky cat is “Maneki Neko”. I collect them. I WANT THIS WUN!
meee tuu!
I r such gud luk i turnd ur pillow into gold. Ur welcome!
Oh noez! Mai hed a-splode frum too much cyoot!
*dies*
noes worriez, darrkwolff … Good Omen Cat brings you back to life with a lick and rub from dat pink noses
Den dat meens Aye canz snorgles teh belleh! Yippeee!
dis be extsrah speshul happy-style luck coz da pink bellie and pink padz iz ex-spose!
I KAN CEE UR HARBLZ
comment: thpp doi
screen name: EPIC DADAIST WIN
(PS — love, Kevin Philips Bonggggggg)
(slightly silly)
i has mini-cojones, yipee!
terry pratchett and neil gaiman anyone???
shur — if i hads tiem tu reed.
(i meen bsides teh blogs)
Luuuuuuurve teh Terry Pratchett! <3 “Good Omens”!!!
dat iz such teh awsum n sooper-funneh lol-book!
Must be more fatter kitteh for good omen.
NAh, dis fyne. Teh smile an teh wavin paw makes teh gud lukkee kitteh,
An teh flooffee belleh, an teh pinkee nose an toes, an….
and da mini-cajones!
Teeny weeny weenie!
Teeny peenie!
U gaize (galz?!?) bad but phunnee!!
DO WANT!
An DO WANT RITE NAOW!
hed esplodes….
cannot. handle. teh. cyoot.
Good thing there is teh little pix in da corner so I know wut teh 411 is.
manekineko
Floofy belleh, mittle peent noze, waving pause. . .all elemintz of teh number 1 kyot!
Nawt too menchun teh cyoot smylz!
I rubz da belly of Good Omen Kitteh for allz of youse today and he wishes teh good lukk to evrybodiez.
Many cheezburgers to u, Heather, fur teh fantabulus photo ‘n caption … gud job!
Ah teh cute trifecta!
Pink noes
Pink pidees
Pink belleh!
Is teh luckee luckiest kitteh!
speekin uv luck — sorta — ai gotz a forchun cooky wun tyme dat sed: “love on triangle is never square.” pondur dat wun 4 awyle. allz ai can thinkz uv iz menaje aw’twah, but mebbe datz nawt wut dey ment.
I gotz one awile ago dat sed..”behind evry good man is another good man.”
Hmmmmmm.
Dat’s all I has to sez ’bout dat.*teehee*
chineez forchun pr0n!!! LOLOL!!1!!!11!
I’z in yr chineez restrant, eetin’ yr egrlz
I am pwesent to enshure ur tak-out order duznt tak too longz.
I wekomend teh lemin chikin.
lemin chikin?? him wekomends tuna or CHEEZBURGERZ!
Kinda skaree. I wuz wondring how Damien was a gud kittee. *shakes head*
Belly vulnerable to tickle attack
Three…
Two…
One…
Bebbee Kitteh haz
gud luck. T3h moar Kitteh smylz
t3h bettah Ur luck
Belleh rubz arz Best
If nawt, rubz unnur teh chin
or betweenz himz eerz
Kitteh kurrlz ‘rownd Ur
hand. Whutebbur wish U haz
will den be granted
Jack.
Iz wish Jack’s genius continoos foreber!
Tooshay to Shay “Is nawt opshunal. Is rekuirment.”
Wai phunnies….Iz be softswares analyst
Halps write rekuirments….analyzez rekuirments
Ans sneeks luks at lolkitteh
Gotts ta git mai laffs on!!1!!
Touch tummey for kicky-feetz!
Good omen kitty is called maneki neko in japaneeese ^_^
i sea ur harblz lolz
awwwz I wanna hold da bebeh.
man, call it a maneki neko… not a “good omen cat”.
Hay! I sed whilebak on Buddha Cat commentz dat Buddha Cat luk lik Maneki Neko. I can has credit?
or mebbe I just change uzrname. Lobstahburgah nawt appropriut anywayz as I no longer in New Englund.
Hmm … you might want to flip the photo. Left paw up (maneki neko) is good luck. Right paw up is bad luck.
holy crapzen!!!! teh kitteh iz goodnesses???
[...] u laffing at dis? [...]
mi kitteh does dat butt he sits. he is a silleh cat. anywayzz, dis is kyoooot!
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[...] i gotz a gud omen. [...]
stop speaking lolspeak! regular language is much easier
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storp speekin lolspeek!!!!11!!eleven111one!twlve!! regoolr talksies izzz mooch ezr.
His Name is “Maneki Neko” not “good omen cat”