Comments on: I IZ WAITING FOR CHEEZBURGER MAN

By: betsy

betsy — Fri, 26 Sep 2008 19:47:59 +0000

iz your naym teho orr wots

By: Julez17237

Julez17237 — Sun, 06 Jul 2008 16:05:24 +0000

Maykez yoos want give moneees to himf

By: 180sx

180sx — Sun, 02 Dec 2007 07:19:06 +0000

look at him…just sitting there.

By: ownerofthekitty

ownerofthekitty — Mon, 03 Sep 2007 17:33:46 +0000

this is my kitty! whoever posted it, do i know you? this is really my cat and her name is dinah. she sits like people.

By: Caterina Pryde

Caterina Pryde — Fri, 10 Aug 2007 05:05:23 +0000

Jus Chillin

By: Chalzingy

Chalzingy — Thu, 09 Aug 2007 13:56:44 +0000

parrot head reference FTW!

By: Chalzingy

Chalzingy — Thu, 09 Aug 2007 13:54:26 +0000

I printed this pic out and put it up in my cube at work, as it made me smile everytime I saw it. Then the same day, I rec’d a good letter for customer service, and got a $5 GC to a local burger joint…lol I photo copied it and added it to the pic with a sticky note message “yes kittah… I has a monee! nom nom nom…lol makes the day even more bearble

By: boanderey

boanderey — Tue, 07 Aug 2007 22:34:09 +0000

I be lukin on petfinder for da sitz-on-butt breed a kitteh. Can’t find, but want. mah j-kitteh us-ed ta do dat, lurvs it.

By: Dr. Sexy

Dr. Sexy — Tue, 07 Aug 2007 04:15:06 +0000

masturbating cat

is caught.

By: felidz

felidz — Tue, 07 Aug 2007 04:05:04 +0000

We luvs you, we LUVS you!

PPPPP (niz liks wif sof tip ob tung),

Pansy, Susan & Noor (the felidz)

By: umbringer

umbringer — Mon, 06 Aug 2007 07:11:50 +0000

Bravo! gothkitteh ar kurrect wif LOLSPEARE, send moar! MOAR

By: catservant

catservant — Mon, 06 Aug 2007 04:26:28 +0000

Wher Sally Struthers? Do not see.

By: typingisnotactivism

typingisnotactivism — Mon, 06 Aug 2007 02:44:52 +0000

rofl snot logjam

By: Steve

Steve — Sun, 05 Aug 2007 23:35:42 +0000

Eyev bin waitin fur cheeseburgah womenz all mi lif.

By: Menopaws

Menopaws — Sun, 05 Aug 2007 18:54:07 +0000

As mai grandpap wud say: “I tripped over a piece of milk.” And he was a surgeon! Can u imagine ….?!

By: tenhousecats

tenhousecats — Sun, 05 Aug 2007 18:45:56 +0000

shadown on da rug….. da THOUGHT ob a shadow on da rug. sigh.

By: BonzoGal

BonzoGal — Sun, 05 Aug 2007 18:22:43 +0000

LOL, oh man, 2 funnee… me also, ai am nawt Ms. Coordination. Mai dad sez our fambly is “Tall, fast and clumsy.”

Ai leapt ober a bonfire wunce, a big wun, and landed just fine on teh udder side, TAH-DAHH! Den I turn arown 2 taek a bow, tripped ober mai own foot, fell down an broak mai ankl. Ai wuz laffin and cryin at teh same time. Mai lessin: go ahed and do danjeris stuff, an ai won’t git hurt, but trai 2 do sumfin ordinaree and saef, and ai brake maiself!!!

By: Duffy

Duffy — Sun, 05 Aug 2007 18:20:11 +0000

Or teh pattern in teh floor tile…

By: Pittypat

Pittypat — Sun, 05 Aug 2007 18:18:45 +0000

An teh dx for kitteh? Compulsiff invisible innerwebcam secks!
An affer teh trajik faytul axdents? Need to callz a hi-ly kwalliffidated legal profeshunnil.

By: Teho

Teho — Sun, 05 Aug 2007 18:04:07 +0000

wel u noes, ders alwys dis idea. i bets u cans git dat delibbrd.

By: Teho

Teho — Sun, 05 Aug 2007 18:00:41 +0000

EVERBUDY NOW!

ah lieks myn wif letis an tomayta
hyyyynz fitty seben an frawnsh fryd potata
big kosha pikkl an a col draf beer
wul gud godda myti wich way duz i steer?

By: KittyMama

KittyMama — Sun, 05 Aug 2007 17:07:57 +0000

Im a kitteh of carniverriss habits
U knew dat when u signed on
But dere is no way I has time to hunt prey
Gotta bounce on ur face at the break of dawn

Then all day I has these wonderful dreams
of clasping the bun in mah feets
It’s not chicken I’m lickin’, it’s serious meats
I’m tired of everyone thinking I’m sweet

Cheezburger in kitteh dish
2 or 3 per day would fulfill mah wish
Plz to remove dat tuna fish
And put a cheezburger in mah kitteh dish

Heard about the old time kittehcats
Grumpeh & skinneh liek porch swing slats
An occastional mouse wuz the special of the house
Sounds liek a nightmare with spiders & bats

Times have changed for the modern cat
Though I have to admit I get meals
Pet food, even wet food, don’t make me squeals
So plz to give moneys and I maek deels

Cheezburger in kitteh dish
Rub mah face and you’ll grant mah wish
The same way that u want some licorice
I wants a cheezburger in mah kitteh dish

By: Melissa

Melissa — Sun, 05 Aug 2007 16:32:06 +0000

I wish I hadda a cheezburger truck….so manee munees and happy kittehs an childrunz…I would be doin a awsum publik serviss!

By: Sunnshyne

Sunnshyne — Sun, 05 Aug 2007 15:23:26 +0000

I iz stuk.

Plz to stop laffin an help me?

By: Sunnshyne

Sunnshyne — Sun, 05 Aug 2007 15:22:06 +0000

plz to add one moar to da club?

Hubby sez Sunnshyne could be inna middul of a empty room an still could trip an fall ober a dustbunny. Or a loose thread in da carpet. Or a crack in da concrete flor.

By: Duffy

Duffy — Sun, 05 Aug 2007 14:48:37 +0000

I wuns walked smak into a poleeseman cuz I wuz reading a buk wile walkin to a class. Fortunitly he thot it wuz funnee, an even pikd up mah glassus for me. *sigh*

By: Duffy

Duffy — Sun, 05 Aug 2007 14:46:33 +0000

I dinks T-is-n-Ac gotz blocked tu – mebbe its jus teh system gaggin on yer funneeness. There seems to be a randumb prollem with dings not posting. Itull get bettur, stend. We lurves yu. An mebbe yu cud find an avatar of a floofy pink troll for us?

By: whiskers

whiskers — Sun, 05 Aug 2007 14:11:43 +0000

my god, i’ve started a “thing” lol.

i luuuuuves u guys!!!

By: sillyannz

sillyannz — Sun, 05 Aug 2007 14:03:23 +0000

I wuz hafin dis problum yestidae. Posted at leest foar diffrunt commintz an teh wordpress eated dem! But den uvver commintz wud poast. WTF? Wasn’t nuffin trolly…

By: Teho

Teho — Sun, 05 Aug 2007 13:59:28 +0000

(an dey wuz eben on topic!)
[sigh]

By: Teho

Teho — Sun, 05 Aug 2007 13:58:28 +0000

woah — holee tiem warp, batsman!??

By: Teho

Teho — Sun, 05 Aug 2007 13:56:05 +0000

i is havin much dubl taeks today. wtf x20???

ok so obvyisly JD didn get teh first. buts 3 orijnul hykoos wud mos def be clasy firs coment, wudnit?

an wtf hapnin behyn teh seens in Cheezburg Werdpres Land enywaiz???

By: Nathanael

Nathanael — Sun, 05 Aug 2007 12:20:04 +0000

you kitteh so cute I gives you mai whole cheque book all signed!

By: typingisnotactivism

typingisnotactivism — Sun, 05 Aug 2007 06:57:25 +0000

sum may spake az well thay might
saying this thred of too deelite
haz raised the bard this very night;

but ere such flattery goes too far,
(despite the truth therein which must our mortal senses jar)
ai say this night y’all raised the bar!

hip-hop-olloquy deems your word art ‘Phat’,
Elizabethan poetry drawn from legs-asunder cat,
but in this mode we may shun such scat,

and simply say, “forsooth bitches, that was rubenesque”.

By: typingisnotactivism

typingisnotactivism — Sun, 05 Aug 2007 06:41:55 +0000

YAY!! unco spazzies ftw!!! if we woz ment ta be co-ordin8ed, Buddha wud hav given us littl control towerz and flyte planz. insted we gotz 5 thumbs on eetch foot.

By: stend

stend — Sun, 05 Aug 2007 06:35:44 +0000

OK: so y’all are all riffing on that but I’m the one that gets their IP address blocked? I’m just a floofy pink troll !!!

By: catservant

catservant — Sun, 05 Aug 2007 05:38:37 +0000

I allus tellin maiself “In mai nex lief I gonna be graseful.” Nise 2 no I not onlee wun who haz the okashunl cloddish moment.Cant blame everthin on teh wine. Thx.

By: catservant

catservant — Sun, 05 Aug 2007 05:03:18 +0000

Dat zackly whut he lookz liek. Liek he haz just plane givn up an nuthin matterz any moar. I think kitteh abowt to rite countree-westrn song. Bout how hiz pikkup died, his dawg left himz and there be no moar muneez for cheezburgers.

By: Jeanie

Jeanie — Sun, 05 Aug 2007 04:24:51 +0000

Da Music Man, er CAT referenz…. FTW!

By: Nika

Nika — Sun, 05 Aug 2007 04:05:34 +0000

O man, ow. I has dun dat befoar. NAWT FUN AT ALL. An has lost balance wen climin a fense onlee to fall onto fense. An has crashded byke menny tiems. An has slippd inna puddl, slid akross floor an slammed into da wall to sprayn ankl rly bad. An has falled on own hed an gave mahself a concushun.
Conclushun: I ar dayngr to mah own helth.

By: 3rin

3rin — Sun, 05 Aug 2007 03:42:29 +0000

dat a yummy pawraed!

By: pikeboss79

pikeboss79 — Sun, 05 Aug 2007 03:33:33 +0000

no wuz notz playen wiff harblz!

Whatiz reflexnz?

By: lolcatburglar

lolcatburglar — Sun, 05 Aug 2007 02:45:44 +0000

Sebenty-six burgers led teh big purrade
With a hunnerd and ten nuggitz close at hand
They wuz followed bai rowz and rowz of yummy french-fryed potaytos
Ice creamz of evry famuss brand…

By: tenhousecats

tenhousecats — Sun, 05 Aug 2007 02:41:38 +0000

‘lissa, you not furgotted da cheezburger truk, habe you? it comes round alla time, playing, “cheezburgers in paradeeyes”–rite afore da mice-creem guy comes around. remember??????

By: gothkitteh

gothkitteh — Sun, 05 Aug 2007 02:15:45 +0000

good job!!!!
ai eckspheshally laik “no tungs in mai water, no paws in mai fries.” ^_^

(“tungs” is naow on mai list uv favrit phunnee-lookin lolwerdz. but “skwirl” still holdz da top spot!)

By: felidz

felidz — Sun, 05 Aug 2007 02:06:30 +0000

More Homage to Frommage, i means LOLspeare *ahem*

Sonnet III: Dining sans Kittehs

Shall i compare thee to dis cheezburger?
Dow art moar pudgy and moar undulate.
Ruff handz doe shape deez pattees mades of fur
Da haves less savor dan a empty plate.
Nor does i wundr at da mayo’s lite
Nor prayse da lo-carb status ob da bun
Dey didz not pleez, not one bite
Can intertayne–unlike a kitteh’s fun.
So it seem’d boring still, i cannot denies
No tungs in mai water, no paws in mai fries.

Thx GK and JD,

Felidz

By: ManfredMom

ManfredMom — Sun, 05 Aug 2007 02:02:57 +0000

mai phavoright POPEYE Refrunnz FTW!

By: D Marie

D Marie — Sun, 05 Aug 2007 01:59:05 +0000

“LOLclod” FTW! Is dat wher u hurtz urself becaws ur laffin 2 hard?

By: Melissa

Melissa — Sun, 05 Aug 2007 01:35:18 +0000

My nickneam as a trid wuz “GRACE” ’nuff sed.

By: Melissa

Melissa — Sun, 05 Aug 2007 01:34:02 +0000

AND EMOTE TEH DRAMA O MY TEH ABUSE!!!!!