I IZ WAITING FOR CHEEZBURGER MAN
DOES YOU HAVE A MONEY?
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Theez kurtanz. . . they do nothing!
woah — holee tiem warp, batsman!??
iz your naym teho orr wots
no money – sawree kitteh. how abowt a monkey?
“yeh doc, i tink u shud get over heer. itz dah thurd tyme thiss week we haz cawt him jakkin it. . . . Yeh, at th windoe this tyme. . . .really? . . . . . kthx. . . . .bai.”
“mrowr?”
“yez kitteh, ai juss speekin to Dr. Straynjgluv. He sez ai shud bring yu over foar looksy. Why doan yu run owt to the kar an jump in amungst the petals an weal go foar a dryve an a seeiez ov intenshunally unconnekted yet eekwallee tradjik faytul aksidents?”
“mrowr!”
“Thass a good kitteh. . . an yu kan send tha film kroo hoem naow too”
An teh dx for kitteh? Compulsiff invisible innerwebcam secks!
An affer teh trajik faytul axdents? Need to callz a hi-ly kwalliffidated legal profeshunnil.
rofl snot logjam
I is going to hypnotize him with my big green eys, and then he GIVES me the cheezburgers – fo QTness ;o)
*hands over wallet*
kittehz awl lyke “mai posts arnt showin up awn ICHC. ai go sit in limbo, stare at klowds, think abowt stones, skratch mai stitchscar an leen awn winda. *sigh*”
Kitteh canz fyndz a
moneez. Hewminz allwayz leev
sum in furniture
Sum in cushuns 2
Chekk T3h Beeg Lawng Chayr. Allways
moneez hydeeng thayr
Kitteh haz moneez
No pawkets in herz fur. Maykz
a pyle in herz lap
Jack.
lol@jack deth – nice haikus!
OK people. See what JD did there? THAT, my friends, is the way to get a First.
Jak be takin teh peeps tu skool!
. . . . thiss iz gonna be cawntekst kaos ifn mai posts ebentchullee show up. i iz gunna throe down awn Teho’z digital turf an we iz gunna go at it wiv rustee chaynz an spiked planks an. . .thumbs an cawnsanints an. . . stuf.
i is havin much dubl taeks today. wtf x20???
ok so obvyisly JD didn get teh first. buts 3 orijnul hykoos wud mos def be clasy firs coment, wudnit?
an wtf hapnin behyn teh seens in Cheezburg Werdpres Land enywaiz???
(an dey wuz eben on topic!)
[sigh]
I wuz hafin dis problum yestidae. Posted at leest foar diffrunt commintz an teh wordpress eated dem! But den uvver commintz wud poast. WTF? Wasn’t nuffin trolly…
Hollah 4 JD!!!
ahem! *cracksknuckles*
LOLSPEARE!
let mee nawt to the troo qwest of cheezburgers
admit impedimentz. luv is not luv
4 da burger if dere iz no cheez, nor
ketchup, nor onion, nor pikkel indeed.
If dis b error and upon kitteh proved,
ai never chased mowsies, nor meowed 4 moar food.
fank u, fank u, ai’ll b hear awl weak!
srsly, doan’t expeckt dis again, da sillabill coutin hurtz mai hed. (j.d., u must hav da O HAIku pattern deep in ur brainwavez, dis poatree b hard werk!)
Waow. Dat wuz awsum! Srsly, rly impressib… iyambik pentamattur FTW!
are we at the gLOLbe theater? Dat wuz grate! *standing ovation*
THAT is full of teh AWSUM!!!
O! THE LLOL!
More Homage to Frommage, i means LOLspeare *ahem*
Sonnet III: Dining sans Kittehs
Shall i compare thee to dis cheezburger?
Dow art moar pudgy and moar undulate.
Ruff handz doe shape deez pattees mades of fur
Da haves less savor dan a empty plate.
Nor does i wundr at da mayo’s lite
Nor prayse da lo-carb status ob da bun
Dey didz not pleez, not one bite
Can intertayne–unlike a kitteh’s fun.
So it seem’d boring still, i cannot denies
No tungs in mai water, no paws in mai fries.
Thx GK and JD,
Felidz
good job!!!!
ai eckspheshally laik “no tungs in mai water, no paws in mai fries.” ^_^
(”tungs” is naow on mai list uv favrit phunnee-lookin lolwerdz. but “skwirl” still holdz da top spot!)
sum may spake az well thay might
saying this thred of too deelite
haz raised the bard this very night;
but ere such flattery goes too far,
(despite the truth therein which must our mortal senses jar)
ai say this night y’all raised the bar!
hip-hop-olloquy deems your word art ‘Phat’,
Elizabethan poetry drawn from legs-asunder cat,
but in this mode we may shun such scat,
and simply say, “forsooth bitches, that was rubenesque”.
my god, i’ve started a “thing” lol.
i luuuuuves u guys!!!
Bravo! gothkitteh ar kurrect wif LOLSPEARE, send moar! MOAR
*gives kitteh a money*
mmm cheezburger
for jus one money a dai, u kan sponsur a needy kitteh who doz not hav hiz daylie cheezburger reckwirement
Wher Sally Struthers? Do not see.
I can has privacy plz?
I iz sitting by littrbocs hoping yu will change it soon! P-UUUUUUUUU
Iz Littrbocs STRYKE!
Animal protection socitys…provide some moneys to feeds the poor catty.
adn I also fixsed UR blinds.
Teenayj kitteh hops up an down waytin fur older kitteh to be dun. Hurray yup in der, I gots ta gooooo!!!!!
Look, mai ayez r turnin yello, Ai gots ta go NOW!!!!!!
Mai bak teef r floatin!
whoa! if u don’t mindz, i be taykin a baff. privacy plz!
Kitteh cleerly wuz interupded in mid-harbl …. sheesh, peepl! Whar ur cents of decensy?!
if u gotz sum cents of decensy, plz b givin 2 da kitteh so hee can getz a cheezburgr! kthnx.
….26 dolla in my hand
Oooh, Velvet Underground reference…nice!
He’s never urly
He’s always layte
Furrs thing U lern is datchoo allus gotta wayte….
I Da BOUNCER at dis Partee so Show yur ID Or You Mez Wit ME!!
I will gladly payz u on Tuzday 4 a cheezburger today.
i dowts kitteh is wimpy, tho
ftw!
mai phavoright POPEYE Refrunnz FTW!
You can has one moneys. Mebbe all the moneys 4 ur cuteness.
kitty is going to hyptoma.. hyptoni… charm cheezburgerer w/ big green eyes
“sittin’ on da dock of da Bay wachin da tyde rollz away..
sittin’ on da dock of da Bay wassin tyyymmeee..”
Sittin on teh dock of teh bay, watchin teh Stend trollz away…
*crying laughing*
oooh u getz ahlllll teh cheezeburgurs
“we innerukt deez LOLs foar a portent messij”
Public Servis Nounsment: Patio doorz is hevy an haves moovin parts dat kan tangle kitteh’s floofiez. Keeps ur kittehs aweigh frum dese dorez at ahl time.
“we nao returnz u to ur regalr ichc to enjoi da rest ob da LOLz”
waytin foar posts to post kitteh iz waytin foar posts . . . to post.
Im in ur door
keepin it opin!
hey brudder
Kin u spare ah dimz?
ahz beez goods 4 itz
Dat zackly whut he lookz liek. Liek he haz just plane givn up an nuthin matterz any moar. I think kitteh abowt to rite countree-westrn song. Bout how hiz pikkup died, his dawg left himz and there be no moar muneez for cheezburgers.
u can has free me?
Halp! Iz fallin an kant git UP!!!!
Plz giv cheezburger!!!!
K thnxBai
o fluffy cutey! u may has all moneys i has in mah pokkets.
btw is pokkets like bukkits 4 clothing?
is lyk alls de burdies on de patio has gun ewey.
whatdam i gonna wach all days now?
Doorstop cat
is stoppin yer door.
Ahem.
Ah is watchin dah cute kitteh acros de streetz.
Plz to let me does mah stalkerizin in peace.
Kthxbai
AWWW KITTEH U R SO SWEET! HERE, TAEK MAH PIGGY BANK AN’ GIT ALL TEH CHEEZBURGERS U LIEK
youz sits like a peeple!
Wayt: u meanz that u can has a man to bringz teh cheezburgerz rite to ur slyding dore? U no has to goes out and getz tehm urself and bringz home in a greesy sack?
Whare i can sine up for this serviss?
Iz kinda like teh Jose Ole man??
Dat makes much sens. If you can has a peetsa deelivred, an’ you can has chikin deelivred, even chineez foodz deelivred, why no cheezburgers??? Iz no fair.
Mebbe iz becuz kittehs evvrywhar wud lern to use foans, an’ spendz all hyoomins moneys on da deelivred cheezburgers. I no mai kittehs wud do dat.
O-ho da Cheezburger Wagun iz a-cumin’ down da street
O pleez let it bee foar fee
O-ho dat Cheezburger Wagun iz a-cumin’ down da street
I wish I wish I new wut it kuld bee
(from The Music Kitteh)
Oh, I blew it! “Foar mee,”, not “foar fee”…
/FAIL
hehe, i thought it was supposed to read ” foar free”
Sebenty-six burgers led teh big purrade
With a hunnerd and ten nuggitz close at hand
They wuz followed bai rowz and rowz of yummy french-fryed potaytos
Ice creamz of evry famuss brand…
dat a yummy pawraed!
Da Music Man, er CAT referenz…. FTW!
I r homelus vet kitteh
will wrk fur cheezburger
Oh, kitteh! U r so sweet! U tak all clevr thots outta dah head. Ey just wantz to snorgle an luv u!
o, kitteh. don luk so sad. i gib u all da cheezburgers u want.
HA!
That’s awesome!
Oh, hai. I wuz fixin’ ur blindz, but den wun of dem moved and I tried to attack it and den anudder wun swung funny-liek and smakked me in teh harblz…
Yes, I is ok–mah eyez have stopped waterin’ and I can breeth normally again, but if it’s ok wit u I thinks I’ll just sit heer verrrry still foar a while…6 or 7 hours ok wit u? KTHXBAI.
Oh, BTW, does u has a tiny icepack? Ah wud lurves ya foar it…
(I thinks mebbe only teh guy readers of ICHC would rilly appreciate dis wun)
Gurlz can get “nutted” 2… u ever fall crotch-first on a balance beam in jr. high skool gym class, u no wut I meen…
ooooh yes. bad news!! *shudder*
Been there, done that!
omg, DO NOT WANT. so paynfull… or fallin forwurd awn ur bike, awn dat stoopid extra bar dey has fur gurl bikesez. “hai u noes wut wud b rly grate… puttin an extry bar der just sos dey can has anuvvr wai to hurtz demselfs.” *growl*
Try jumpin a little hill on ur bike and landin wit teh frunt wheel in a pothole… whol kit-n-kabodle rotates around frunt wheel, an u lands on ur hed right befor teh bike smacks u between teh legz.
Mai frenz halped me home, an den I ddn’t go ennywher for a few days. I put mai bike away fur teh season, an mai frenz wer very careful not to mention teh whole incident.
At teh class reunion, dey all said dey were amayzed dat I had manajed to live to adulthood. Lookin back, I tink I wuz actually really lucky dat day not to hurt my spine. Teh whole reunion, peeple kept sayin “OMG, an whut about dat udder tyme when u…..” I had a reputatshun fur teh really stoopy clumzy stuff. An noe, I ddn’t outgrow it. In my hed, I awardz myself style points fur teh really gud ones.
oooof!
D.M., grate storee! But make it much longer. An hint around about it happenin 15 yearz ago an followed by some other vaguely more trajik event that WE ALL MUST FEAR whatevver is is . . .
I tink whut u shud fear iz bein ennywhere near me when I try sumthin dat takes grace an coordinayshion. Liek walkin, or complicated stuf liek dat. Sumtymes I tak bystanders down wit me. So, teh portent messaj wud be a mug shot of my face an a warning not to approach to closely… Or mebbe alerts on the raddidio, like traffik reportz…now spotted at the grocery stor, in aisle 3, please do not enter until area has been cleard.
um, exkuze mee, but u shud nawt b tellin stoarees laik dis! peepl may reed it an take it sirius, an try 2 go owt an do it demselfs an get hurted! dey may eben get hurted jus bai reedin it! 15 yrs ago, ai mite have tryd it maiself, but naow ai noez beddar!!!! bcuz ai am a LEGAL PROFESSIONAL!!!!!
“Don’t do this.
PLEASE DON’T DO THIS.”
And maek sure you repeat it in about 6 different posts on this page…
AND EMOTE TEH DRAMA O MY TEH ABUSE!!!!!
My nickneam as a trid wuz “GRACE” ’nuff sed.
OK: so y’all are all riffing on that but I’m the one that gets their IP address blocked? I’m just a floofy pink troll !!!
I dinks T-is-n-Ac gotz blocked tu – mebbe its jus teh system gaggin on yer funneeness. There seems to be a randumb prollem with dings not posting. Itull get bettur, stend. We lurves yu. An mebbe yu cud find an avatar of a floofy pink troll for us?
Ha! I iz klutz too, DM! U shud see meh… I has lernd hao to catch stuff I dropz, in midairs, bcuz I iz alwais nockin ober teh glassez n droppin stuff.
Dat aksident sowndz much much pleh. Glad u iz ok. Dis iz eggzactlee wai I dont rydz teh bikes no moars!
Glad i not teh only spaz on teh blok! Danger, Will Robinson … LOLclod approchin!
“LOLclod” FTW! Is dat wher u hurtz urself becaws ur laffin 2 hard?
YAY!! unco spazzies ftw!!! if we woz ment ta be co-ordin8ed, Buddha wud hav given us littl control towerz and flyte planz. insted we gotz 5 thumbs on eetch foot.
LOL, oh man, 2 funnee… me also, ai am nawt Ms. Coordination. Mai dad sez our fambly is “Tall, fast and clumsy.”
Ai leapt ober a bonfire wunce, a big wun, and landed just fine on teh udder side, TAH-DAHH! Den I turn arown 2 taek a bow, tripped ober mai own foot, fell down an broak mai ankl. Ai wuz laffin and cryin at teh same time. Mai lessin: go ahed and do danjeris stuff, an ai won’t git hurt, but trai 2 do sumfin ordinaree and saef, and ai brake maiself!!!
O man, ow. I has dun dat befoar. NAWT FUN AT ALL. An has lost balance wen climin a fense onlee to fall onto fense. An has crashded byke menny tiems. An has slippd inna puddl, slid akross floor an slammed into da wall to sprayn ankl rly bad. An has falled on own hed an gave mahself a concushun.
Conclushun: I ar dayngr to mah own helth.
I allus tellin maiself “In mai nex lief I gonna be graseful.” Nise 2 no I not onlee wun who haz the okashunl cloddish moment.Cant blame everthin on teh wine. Thx.
I wuns walked smak into a poleeseman cuz I wuz reading a buk wile walkin to a class. Fortunitly he thot it wuz funnee, an even pikd up mah glassus for me. *sigh*
plz to add one moar to da club?
Hubby sez Sunnshyne could be inna middul of a empty room an still could trip an fall ober a dustbunny. Or a loose thread in da carpet. Or a crack in da concrete flor.
Or teh pattern in teh floor tile…
shadown on da rug….. da THOUGHT ob a shadow on da rug. sigh.
As mai grandpap wud say: “I tripped over a piece of milk.” And he was a surgeon! Can u imagine ….?!
The best one yet! I have been here since May and this is the best one! So cute in every way! Cheers! I don’t know how many times I gave it 5 stars! LOL
da kitteh needz da moniez from mah pourse, it has a 2 hevinez
“Iz waitin for mai man . . .
He nevva erly, he alwayz late
Fust ting you learn iz you always gots to wait”
Oop, sorreh expat – I accidentally plagiarizeded you up aboves.
i miss having a kitteh who sits on hiz behynd jus leik dat! soooo cute! but still no furry pockets to hold kitteh moneys…
I be lukin on petfinder for da sitz-on-butt breed a kitteh. Can’t find, but want. mah j-kitteh us-ed ta do dat, lurvs it.
Young charles bukowskitteh sez: some cats nevver go krazy –
— what trooly horribill lifes they must live.
U GOTS A MAN DAT COME TO UR HOWSE WIF CHEEZBURGERS?
U TEH LUCKEE.
‘lissa, you not furgotted da cheezburger truk, habe you? it comes round alla time, playing, “cheezburgers in paradeeyes”–rite afore da mice-creem guy comes around. remember??????
I wish I hadda a cheezburger truck….so manee munees and happy kittehs an childrunz…I would be doin a awsum publik serviss!
wel u noes, ders alwys dis idea. i bets u cans git dat delibbrd.
It’z da happee cheezburger truk!
I heers da song! Yayz!
“Dingdingding, ding dingydingyding, buyz da cheezburgers, singsingsing!”
Mr. Cheezy iz ma favrits!
Here are 10 dolla 4 cheezburgz. Poor hungree kitteh!
The bottm statement bout “has a money” reminds me of teh talk style of very small children.
I remembers….yes, I remembers….
I can has Kleenex, pleese? thnx
no wuz notz playen wiff harblz!
Whatiz reflexnz?
you kitteh so cute I gives you mai whole cheque book all signed!
I iz stuk.
Plz to stop laffin an help me?
Im a kitteh of carniverriss habits
U knew dat when u signed on
But dere is no way I has time to hunt prey
Gotta bounce on ur face at the break of dawn
Then all day I has these wonderful dreams
of clasping the bun in mah feets
It’s not chicken I’m lickin’, it’s serious meats
I’m tired of everyone thinking I’m sweet
Cheezburger in kitteh dish
2 or 3 per day would fulfill mah wish
Plz to remove dat tuna fish
And put a cheezburger in mah kitteh dish
Heard about the old time kittehcats
Grumpeh & skinneh liek porch swing slats
An occastional mouse wuz the special of the house
Sounds liek a nightmare with spiders & bats
Times have changed for the modern cat
Though I have to admit I get meals
Pet food, even wet food, don’t make me squeals
So plz to give moneys and I maek deels
Cheezburger in kitteh dish
Rub mah face and you’ll grant mah wish
The same way that u want some licorice
I wants a cheezburger in mah kitteh dish
EVERBUDY NOW!
ah lieks myn wif letis an tomayta
hyyyynz fitty seben an frawnsh fryd potata
big kosha pikkl an a col draf beer
wul gud godda myti wich way duz i steer?
We luvs you, we LUVS you!
PPPPP (niz liks wif sof tip ob tung),
Pansy, Susan & Noor (the felidz)
parrot head reference FTW!
Eyev bin waitin fur cheeseburgah womenz all mi lif.
masturbating cat
is caught.
I printed this pic out and put it up in my cube at work, as it made me smile everytime I saw it. Then the same day, I rec’d a good letter for customer service, and got a $5 GC to a local burger joint…lol I photo copied it and added it to the pic with a sticky note message “yes kittah… I has a monee! nom nom nom…lol makes the day even more bearble
Jus Chillin
this is my kitty! whoever posted it, do i know you? this is really my cat and her name is dinah. she sits like people.
look at him…just sitting there.
Maykez yoos want give moneees to himf