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Hold still, dammet!
Ur doin it rong! Let me trais!
*BOING* *SPLAT*
…I toles u u wer doin it rong.
wtf ar dey traiyn to getz, ennywais? sumbuddee danglin a cookie awn a stringz?
Noe. Mus be sumtheen wit cheez and meet and bakun . . .
don furgit teh pikel n teh musturd n teh CATsup!
Shhh! Dont say “catsup” roun teh kittehs! Dey take theengs so litteraly. Mebbe betteh to call it “ketchup.”
No! Dey be gettin teh cheezburger!
“Teh cheezburger can has lower plz?
kthx”
Hai! Whatz dat on teh flore on left sied uv picshur? Thx.
I wuz lookin on der rite side ub peekshore and saw a blue thing and thought its a ummmmmmmm one ub dose props phrum a pron shop!
I was like WTFBBQ!!
den on left looks like lamp-hawlder/stand
Ooooh, yes, see nao. Sumhow lukt liek jyant hambergr bunn. An Spryte! wher ur mind? That blu teeng dont luk ennything liek . . . neber mine, see whut u mean. Smurf pron?
Smurf pron
*snork*
I hates to Troll, but I thinks ur both wrong. Thing on left is clearly part of a sheild, and the thing on teh right is the hilt of a sword. And of course, that would make teh kittehs in teh middle… a TOWAAAAAAHH!!!!
Okay, dat was teh lame. I admitz. I wuz reachin’ with dat wun…
Gets it? Kitteh tower? Reaching? Gets it? Bwa-hahahahahahahahahaaaaaa!!!
I has headache.
Okay, I just went back and re-read this one, and I can’t bleeve hao much it haz teh suck. I’m rilly, rilly sorry…
I wuz tryin’ to makes a “300″ ref, but somewhere mah train of thot went off teh railz. I triez harder next tiem.
sumtymez, teh st00pid posteses ar teh best.
sumtymez? wot is this ’sumtymez’ u speek ov?
Takes 2 asprinz, lie down awhilz, you feel betteh.
Look lyk sloppee joe to me … do want!
(‘cours, wer rilly sloppy joe wud be in kitteh bellee by neow … d’oh!)
urs mind in gutr! tee hee!
Yoompin’ Yimminie!!!1!
almoost. gotz. cheezburger
Ooooez Nooooooez!!1!!!
Blu Snak bez stakin kittees!!1!
Stuff iz allwayz owt
uv reech 4 yumg Kittehz
Diz rekwyrz teemwurk!
Maybeez jump awn Chayr
2 gets 2 stuff. Bettah tahn
Kitteh Peeramid
Kittehhz stretch an jump
Stillz nawt get 2 stuff. Kittehz
needz 2 getz biggah
Jack.
Awmos gotz it! Gimme won more boost up!
*huruh*
Ha! Gotz it! *thud*
Now weeze shar dis marveelus cheezburger! Yay for kittehs! Nom, nom, nom, nom…..
kittehcheerpyramid! reddy? O KAI!
weer cruizin’ 4 a cheezburger,
weer moving 2 da top. *clap*
da kittn team of kewtness
kannot b stoppd!!! *stomp*
” we’re b1tchin !!! we’re hot !!! we’re everything you’re not !!! “
mai purrsonul favrit: satan’s cheerleaders.
“this team is red hot, this team is red hot
we’re satan’s little minions, and we’re red hot
we’re into torture killings, and we’re red hot
RED HOT!”
cuz rilly, awl cheerleeders r uv da devil. 4 reel. ^_^
give me lettuceleaflunches
give me botox
give me fayk bewbz
give me tinted roots an bleechd naylz
give me an inflated sense of self-interest
give me lo-cal ritalinprozanaxvalium dependence.
Wot hav yu gawt? Hi probability of unsatisfying oral pleshur wiv a rancid dying oil billyunair.
Wot hav yu got? a reality tv lifestyle that maykz ads foar cleening produkts look lyke thay hav produkshin valyooz.
Wot hav yu gawt? Cheekbonez which still hav moar soul than Dik Cheney, John Howard an Tom Crooz havin a 3-way.
Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay.
u is oen weeeeeeeerd peece o werk, TINA.
spot on, of corss, buts weeeeeeeeeeeerd.
angels rush in where fools fear to tread . . .
many many LOLz, TiNA!
okay, not meenin’ to cawz beeg turmoyl, but i has to stand up fer teh cheerleedrs heer. deyr nawt all so bad. and da wonz hoo kumpeet at da nashnul champyonshipps are uh-MAY-zeen afleets. ah noes everbuddy dunt see it da saym way, but deyz not all eveel en beechee.
‘kay, dun naow. pleez to be returnin’ to yur reglar skejuld lolz.
did someone mention.. SATAN ??? lol’s
Church Lady!!!
Almost gotz da cheezburger.
Let me getz Flufy.
No! OMGWTFBBQ DOMT MO-
*thud!*
I gotz a cheezburger.
Ichabod Crain kitteh.
2 erlees fur Hollowsween.
oh, catbutt, it’s NEVER 2 early 4 halloween!
oh noez! top kitteh is decrapinated! (hehe)
I luz teh Haloweenie!! Itz mai birfday time den!!!
mai comntz iz awn sum sirius weerd delay. wtf?? o well. heer goes ennyway:
“Dude, yoor totallee lookin up my butt!”
“Shutup an get awn wiv it awreddy. Yu iz standing awn mai face.”
“Sawree, ai juss feel awl eksposed, joo knoe. Like in that moovy we wawtched wiv Stend las weekend. That woz so funnee how yoo wawtche til tha end to see if thay woz gonna get marreed.”
“Hey! Screw yu buddee. Juss hurree up an get the keyz huh? We gotta go foar dryve!”
“Absolootlee. Skoolz neerly owt. I wunder how menny innocent lyvez we kan destroy wiv owr uncaged vehicley antiks tooday.”
“Ai dunno, but last weeks gonna be pretty hard to beat. We thrashed that bridge!”
“Ouch dood. Iz mebbe too soon foar dat, if ebber. I gonna send yu to Kaneko’s howse foar dat wun.”
“Nooooo!! Ai stay heer an clip elektroedz to mai testickuls an wawtch Posh Spice tv show over an over. K?Huh?K?”
“Well. . . we let yu off diss wuns. . but ai cawl shotgun!”
“K”
“k”
iz verry speshul plays in yoor hed, isn’ it?
ju knoe it! ifn ai cud had posts dat post wen dey getz posteded we cud haz tork aaawl abowtz dem. an den ju cud tapz into laserdeth hunterkiller satlyte grid an bayst mah town. an den it wud aaaawl be ovah. *siiiiiiiiiiigh*
boot tu da hed (nya nya)
Duck’s Breath Mystery Theater!???
And to my know-it-all nephew Ralston, I leave… (this is so predictable)…
me actooly be thinkin’ ’bout da mystrees of tie kwan leep bein tawt to Ed grooberkitteh
is OK; is all Boot To Da Hed enywaiz.
ma faev wus Nekkid Peepls Cort.
Beeg Citay Meezer Stakin Contests R outlawd, but fotografik proof uv unnergrown “Stak-Inz” can be foun on intrawebz!
i can haz peek too?
CIRQUE DU LOLEIL!
FTW!!! collekt painfullee naive synthesized brass sekshun, impressiv calf strength and animal cruelty-free acts of gravity defiance and amazement. Pass Go, hed stayt ta Meem Street.
win!!!1!
WIN!!!!!!!!!!!
DING DING DING!!!
I kin toterly see yer harblz frum here. lulz.
No, u can’t because I’m nawt wearing…mah…harblz…
WTF???
+5 turkburgs
OFF! MAH! FACE!
Dis not wat Excape Kommitee diagramz looks like.
Ur doin it wrongs!
You can has it now?
You can has it now?
You can has it now?
chinese street acro-cats
TONIGHT ON TEH FOX NETWURK–”WHEN KITTEHS A-STACK”
LOL… LOL… LOL
Win!!!11!!1!
lmfao!!!!11!1!!!
Glad 2 see teh asprens wurkd.
Oshuns Two
Be Heistin Ur Cheezburgrs
i can haz bad preekwulz to ekstend kummershul vaiubilliteez uv ded franshyz?
u can has teh REAL Ratpak. (clics on ma “Teho” naem lynk)
Okey, okey, moov! Gud.
Nao push an… h’ray!
We almos in de bank nao.
We shud bee abel ta gett all da munees owt ov da valt bafoar dey notissez.
Hu suspecks kitteh?
Up, up, and awayyyyyyyyy!
iz dis pair o Tonkys? iv so dey git wud dey want 2 tonks smrtr den a hoomn
jees dud dontz be zo meanies… i can ttly blazt one from up heer.
Dey’ll PAY for not infiting us to teh weddin resepshun – wuns we git in, teh boofay is TOSTE!! Srimps, an cavyarre, an cookees, an thingees-rapt-in-bakun, an litul hot dawgs, an teeny keeshes, an mebbe we pooshes ovur teh kayke jus to show them hus boss, an —
Hay, wait – how bout we tries sneekin UNDER teh tent insted?
i almost got thu cezzeburger… lil higher kthx
u stepd on mai hed
Dey tryin to get teh fudz!
[...] i fink a bit higher. [...]
Must… get… da cheezbrgr!
an dont let ur kittehs jump up an down cuz thei cud brayke there littl legz!!!! an hewminz shuldnt b allowd 2 hav kittns AT AWL EVAR beecuz they r just 2 kewt an fun an UR HED WILL ASPLODE!!!!
kittehs=fun, and evrywon noez dat fun=evil!!!!!!!1!1!!!!
(p.s.: ai keep gittin a rilly phunnee mental pikshur of littl troll goin GHARRRR!!!!) ^_^
Damn. Beat me to it.