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nooooo… kitty doesn’t want the boot !!!
not even the reboot !!!
ohnoes — teh beige screen of death
hahah
the orange tabby of death !!! it haunts you !!!
( it was… the salmon mousse !!! errr, mouse !!! no, mousse !!! )
ohnoes — teh beige creme of death
i gives him spinny beech bawl uv deth to play wif?
Jac Bower told me to get in here and jump out when he sees Osama.
Will Osama’s hed asplode frum teh cyoot?
new weppin, send lolcats into al qiada caves
Putz teh frickin lazarbeams on teh frickin heds n senz in teh lolcats!
ar dey… ill-tempurred? *pinky to mouf*
an nao we showz u item number 14865. soft an fluffee, purrfekt foar teh snorgles, iz shown here wit opshonal aksessoree carrying case foar konvenient storage.
how i bidz? HOW I BIDZ DAMMIT?!
No bidz, iz lol shoppin network, mus call dem.
plz tu call 1-800-LOL-CATS
opurrrrraterz iz standing by!
but wayt! order naow and u wil get speshul gift – theze harbls at no xtra cost!
this srsly how sawftwar companees rid tehmselfs of stff tehy dont want. is called bundling. cuooot term specly fur this kitteh. i wants to snorgle hims tummy.
Kitteh sez, “U taek me wid u 2 vakayshun in Howwhyhee, it not cost u ennyfing, I jus goes in teh oberhed bin, see? I will be kwiet an lissen to mai iPawd an eet hunny-rosted pnuts.”
LOLz!! Kitteh wif an iPawd. I doan noe if it shuld eat pnuts, tho. Teh crunchin wil be herd.
U noes ayr lyne dats stil gibs nutz?????? Whiches ones??
Jet Bloo gotz gud snecks, foar free. Steys away from Norfwest. 6 hewr fleght, no fewd, no moobie, nuffin. Mebbe dis kitteh flew Norfwest.
yeh but dey leeves u on da runway fur howrs
jeht blu dat is
tru. but u getz gud snecks whilz u waytz!
But no bafroom, not even a litturbocks.
Gud snaks and teebee shows, liek teh Game Show Network! Fun!
Shhhhh I iz stowzawaiz lulz
HAAAYYY! Dat’s NAWT teh powurr buttin!
Why doncha go Ctrl+Alt+Delete ursef!
in other wrds, (teh wrds of dogbert), “try rebooting yourself”
I can has sleep option?
ALL kitteez has sleep opshun!
useded reglarly – apter brkfst naptime, apter dindin naptime, Mommee’s at wurk naptime, Mommee’s nappin naptime, etc.
Mommee’s nappin namptime? Dat be kitteh’s mad half hour time! Must to be nockin stuff over an be makin teh straynge noises. Mommee’s donut git teh nappins.
Onlee teh kittes git teh nappins
Mmmm…. donuts!
Stealth Laptop Kitteh awayts cordless mowsie…
floppy freekwent flier feline fawltz fishy fermented fluidz for fearful feverish fatigue.
I am latest & gratest in long seeriez uv James Bond gadgets.
One minit – commin or gurden suitcaze.
Next minit – spy kitteh springz into akshun.
I sleep now. kbye.
Honee, I can’t UGH close this ERG case.
Yu ast fer laptop ant floppees in carryink case, that are whut yu gotted.
If yu wanted computner, yu shud’ve asted fer that.
ROFL, gud wun… laptop n’ floppees 4 shur…
PWEASE!! Do Not Touch the “TAB”by Button!!!!! Iz Snoozinand set to Hibernate!!!
Dat “TAB” button or “TABBY” button??!!
TABBY BUTT
A poorly fitted cat-top case.
Iz hard to find kays fur wideskreenz, ya know!
Hai evrybuddy! I are noo here an’ I jes wanna say dis kitteh minds me of mah own oranjie kitteh! His name iz Gabriel an he always sleepz on ma suitcays! “No can go anywares wiffout mee!” he sez! He yoosta sleepz on mah purrs, but now iz too big. I hopes to share manny moar LOLZ wif all of yoo
Hai Lauremony! … plees to chek ur sanity at door … kthxbai.
… cause lord knows we did
HUH? WHA? WHO?
ME NO CRAZEEEE…blitherblither.
Oh wayt suthren style!
I am nawt teched inna hed!
I gawts prawper lernin.
I has a Jawn Romain poketbaig.
You don’t need to turn teh hosepipe on me!
Lawd, I’m gettin teh vaypors! *wavin hankie*
chile, u jus aint rite. nawt at awl, yawl. : )
(Nutty as skwerl poo, bless her hart…)
ah lubs hao in teh souf u cans sai teh wurstest sturf as lawng as u saiz, “bless der hart…” aftur.
bles yer hart hahahahahahaha
reelee meenz
yu stoopy!
DAT splayns da pile by da door…… I tript onnit agin!
Oh an now it’s like a peese of furniture.. i putz mah drink onnit i thot it were a coster.
EDDIE MURPHY!!FTW!!!111!
welcum Lauremony dis a fun fun plaece!
we alys has a gud time here, n befr u no it, u will be lookin at a wait purrson and saying “i can has cheezburger?”
Howdy!! Mai kittehs jumps on anyfing I put on teh bed to ware tu wurk! Den I has to say…”get off mai cloze, sillie”….den dey sitz on mai shoez…glad I not teh onlee wun!
Nooooo! Do not want teh reebootzez!! I r jest in sleepzee mowde!!
Hey!! Dat not USB port!
Bad! But good!!
U think dis cat will fit in teh overhead bin in teh airplane?
oh noes!! I am a professional! Putting kittehs in overhead bins make for squished kittehs and this happens all the time OR they get out and rampage thru the plane and cause the plane to crash and kill HUNDREDS…HUNDREDS I TELL YOU!!! And I know, because I am a professional…something.
da kittehs gitz owt n gos to da pilot n getz uner his futz-dat wi da playnes crash!! OH NOESS!! Nefer let kittehs fli luse!
dis iz no error, babeh. dis iz cawld “purroriteez”.
1. napz
2. chzbgr
3. snorgles
4. cookies
5. um… moar napz
6. smoo
7. tastee bevragz
8. maekin teh hyoominz ded – lazer eiz purrfurred, but kewtness werks too.
The coveted iSnuggle caused a stir at its first industry show in Japan.
Peeps waitin in line foar teh iSnuggle…costed manee munees.
Takes bout 6 weeks to manufakchoor, den at leest 6 to 8 weeks to progrm!!
But under proper circumstances, will produce additional iSnuggle Nano units.
Warning: iSnuggle Nano loses Nanoness with time.
win!!! do wants. do wants.
WANT!
Plus, it comes with a special low-tension clip that allows u to clipz it to ur nutsak without pain…
(longtime readers of ICHC will unnerstand…or should I sai–unnerStend?)
gimme gimme gimme
DO WANT!
Oh hai. I *yawn* botted u a compooter but…I …sumfin….zzzzzzz
Da Oranje wunz iz poysin!
laptop in sleep-mode most of the time…….
Y is ma breefcayse soooo much heavier dan yestrday?
Oh noes! I can has flashbaks to teh past 2 weeks?
I wuz not on ICHC for far too many dayz because my main puter decided to take teh Big Dirt Nap. I has not only no ICHC, but no Interwebz at all for over 10 days! DO NOT WANT! I finally reconnected teh old puter just so’s I could get back online. Nao I has to go buy new hard drive…
glad 4 u tu be back!
Fanks
Hewmin getz loanlee
Kitteh hydez in Lap Tawp Kayse
No wun seez himz thayr
Lap Tawp Kayse iz nyse
Beeg enuff 4 Kitteh if
t3h Lap Tawp stayz Hoam
Hewmin no needz Lap
Tawp. Needz a furree frend 2
keepz himz kumpanee
Jack.
xcuse meh… ur harbllz r cloggin mah serial ports…
Thyr more lik a seriez of tubez..
That is one big honkin’ cat!
Open Shroedinger’s bag again, there be no kitteh…
Hau nise of mah peepls to get me shnuggly bed, jus teh rite size to kurlup in…evun tho there a hevvy bocks in it. Nex time mebbe theyll remembur an I wont has to push teh hevy bocks onto the flore to make rume.
This beautiful cat reminds me of our cat, Pood (rhymes with “good”) who died two years ago from chronic kidney failure. Whoever is owned by this kitty, give him/her a squeeze for us, okay?
so sowwy u los ur kitteh. dat soew hard.
Iz’n Hybernate Mode../
hey stop! that not a plug in spot!!! thx