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i can has recharge cradul?
Where mouz-pad? I wunt to tawk to mi agent. I cannut wrk under theez kondishnz.
U wants betta wurkin kondishns, u wants to joyn unyun!
not ownlee dat, ai refyooz ta wurk unner deez kawndishunz!
you think this is bad???? go work for richard gere!!!!
eeeeewwwwww
I can has tale?
er — it sez “CORDLES” riet on teh labl…
No can has Tale… it be cordless
Mi frend dah mouz sez u bin pushin him around too longz.
Well, NO MOREZ!
Is dis optikal mowse or rollr harbl?
Lukz optikul tu me. Veree brite aiz.
I haf a hanouncemint.
Ur mouz and i iz getting married.
We get place together in countryside.
How u moov kurser from now onz is not our prawblem.
Is betta tis not aktuali mous -
kord = tayl
hamstah = kordlez mous.
Tis mor funneh.
I’s nawt a maus, I’s a hampster
I now do ta Hampster Dans
de da dee da do do
dee da dee ded do
diddle diddlea de ba de de do
k bai
Out. Out of my head damn song.
MEs, too! All I can here is a speeded up Roger Miller song!!
…and it run on corm.
No batereez needed!
Very ektologkul maus, renewzable resors
logitech living mousse editionz
Plump liddil Hammstur
shood mooves or himz will B draggd
awl ober Taybul
Iezs an eerz do nawt
Ryte or leff klikk. Hamsturr willz
bytez if dat happenz
Sillee Hewmin needz
moar kawfee. Hamsturr wantz bakk
in himz Beeg Weeld kaje
Jack.
man, dis teknawlogee gitz moar advannsd ebry dae… nao it poops, too?!!! dey rly finks uv ebryfing!
Aha! Betta teknawlogee dat poops than Mikrosft mous that jus’ poops out! Me be on 3rd Ms Mous!!
u rietie-ms mices doan werk bery goood-logiitech doo werk gud-gots a lidele wun had for 2 yrs noaw-werks guud
I getz vishual in mah hed ov wher teh cursur goez on teh screen wen dis mowse muves…sort ov Brownian deedoo deedoo doodlee deedlee.
ur coment givs me teh giglz
Brownian moshun, much WIN!
Hamster = Cordless Mouse? I always wondered why they didn’t have real tails. Turns out they ditched them in favour of going high-tech.
Are you my brother?
Susu
Aren’t we? …All? …Brothers?
All one or NONE!
I iz cheeper alturnatif than Microsoft.
I juss dont click wif dose mikrosoff doodz.
Too PC for me. An anee dood be kalling himsef “mikro”? An “soff”? Uh, hewwo?
Hamster! U watchez out! White armored tank haz u initz diabolical red bem.
Is not tank–is mowsie-sized KITT, and Hamstar is teh Knight Rider v2.0!!
Or mowsie is Viper pilot and there is a Cylon!
mebe glowy ting is teh sweet ried? Fast N Furriest: DESKTOP DRIFT
I noe werk wiff macintush, onlee PeeCee. Noe reeterns. Sawry!
I can has teknowlogee upgrayde?
NO CLICK ME! DO NOT WANT!
Cordless Mowse is cordless
[...]
um
…in Sobyet Rusha, mows cords u less?
In Soviet Russia, mowse push YOU around.
Sovyet Russya startin to sown lyk Dizneelands.
WIN Teho!!
Teh trajick Kingdum.
In Soviet Russia, cord is mouseless
oooo vry good 1!!
plz no sqezze me!
Imagine, keeping your eyes on the screen and reaching for your mouse without looking…put your hand out and feel something warm and furry wif widdle breatheinks…he’d slide across the desk, little toenails scratching quietly…every now and then he’d sit up on his hind legs, point his little paw, and correct your grammar…tiny little honk-shu’s as he naps in your paperclip holder….DO WANT!
does kitteh den chase teh cursor on teh skreen, or teh hamstarmous on teh desk?! oy vey.
Hrmmm…. Yu knows, a fuzz furry cover for actyuel computner mices wuld be grate idea.
Dey xist! My gramma haz 1 I tink…she mite have maid it hurself tho.
Dood, they so have those–or at least they did a number of years ago. Google dem–u probably would find some…
Mousie 08. The mouse… that actually is a mouse.
WANT!!!! wit cheeze plzzeee. he look sooo gud.
nom, nom, thnx
cordless mouse maykz little blunt brown staplez. . . .
again I sai eeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!
Major Pleh, reporting for doody!
Mak kompatabul?
You know, a Hamster is a cordless mouse more-so then not, Mice have long tails and Hamsters just have a stubby one.
I no can has tail.
Omgz! You has same maus as meh<< You steel mah maus?? It not hear. You steel!<
Is this so called hamster called” Mika “?
AWllLL sOu KiIUuTT liteH mauss… A`h tink a`hm In lUvZ… ;:D:D
lol
Be funnier if it were actually a mouse.
were can i order
that actually is a dwarf hamster… notice, no tail? http://russiandwarfhamsters.tripod.com/hams/id30.html
Mouse ees microsoft!
I KEEL MICROSOFT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I loathe microsoft