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Never let it be said that cats cannot - Only Funny Images — Tue, 30 Dec 2008 15:03:11 +0000

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Tue, 30 Dec 2008 14:00:51 +0000

[...] dese kittehs follo instruchuns 2. [...]

By: KHARMAN

KHARMAN — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 17:03:04 +0000

lolz…..
gigglz gigglz…
snrk..*rockstar drinks goes up noezez*

By: gothkitteh

gothkitteh — Sun, 05 Aug 2007 04:48:57 +0000

mee an mai werk frenz say “bless hiz littl hart” awl teh tyme, 2, an lemme tell yawl, it don’t nevar meen ennything nise!

(p.s. note the “don’t never” double negative. iz very suthern. ^_^ )

By: Nika

Nika — Sun, 05 Aug 2007 03:44:12 +0000

Da humiditeez. Dey kill meh. An makes mah hairz go karayzee.
Srsly. Am splittin tiem between Jorja (pairunts live in Roswell, norf of Atlanta) an Loosiana (Noo Orleans!). Dey about da saym wif humiditeez and heet. Loosiana is a leetle wors, but nawt much.
LMA0, we shud start speekin Suthrn L0Lcat. Mah favrit Suthrn frayze be “Well bless hiz/her/thayr/yur hart.” Can meen so menny tings.
Stend: da Joonya Leeg laydeez is t3h PHUNNEE. Dey mayk me laff so hard I hurts mahself sumtiems.

By: Nika

Nika — Sun, 05 Aug 2007 03:42:46 +0000

Stoopy comment. Not go whar I want it too.

By: snafutti

snafutti — Sat, 04 Aug 2007 20:58:19 +0000

wee r aul rly impresded doan heer, ai can tell u.

By: snafutti

snafutti — Sat, 04 Aug 2007 20:52:38 +0000

mai favorit ancer to teh quesion:

You wanna coke?
yeh
wat kaaain?
I wanna diet chery pepsi too straaawwwws an xtraaahhh
aaaaaaaaiiiiiiiissssss.

By: Teho

Teho — Sat, 04 Aug 2007 19:56:59 +0000

WHAT YOU SPAY!

By: Shay

Shay — Sat, 04 Aug 2007 18:21:54 +0000

Yayz! Suvvern lolfrenz! I’z up in norf GA, in deh mowntainz. Up nere Helen GA. Any uv you’s no were dat iz? (Iz naise 2 no I’z nawt teh onli suvvern lolfrenz. )

I fink mai favrit suvvern frayze iz:

U want a coke?
Shure.
Wat kaind?
Dr. Pepper.

I’z sad 2 sai I’z dun dat befeor.

By: catservant

catservant — Sat, 04 Aug 2007 05:15:52 +0000

Hard 2 say, but dis pikshur mite be teh kyootest lolkittehs ever!

By: Nika

Nika — Sat, 04 Aug 2007 03:51:02 +0000

Da humiditeez. Dey kill meh. An makes mah hairz go karayzee.
Srsly. Am splittin tiem between Jorja (pairunts live in Roswell, norf of Atlanta) an Loosiana (Noo Orleans!). Dey about da saym wif humiditeez and heet. Loosiana is a leetle wors, but nawt much.
LMAO, we shud start speekin Suthrn LOLcat. Mah favrit Suthrn frayze be “Well bless hiz/her/thayr/yur hart.” Can meen so menny tings.
Stend: da Joonya Leeg laydeez is teh PHUNNEE. Dey mayk me laff so hard I hurts mahself sumtiems.

By: Nika

Nika — Sat, 04 Aug 2007 03:42:30 +0000

Da humiditeez. Dey kill meh. An makes mah hairz go karayzee.
Srsly. Am splittin tiem between Jorja (pairunts live in Roswell, norf of Atlanta) an Loosiana (Noo Orleans!). Dey about da saym wif humiditeez and heet. Loosiana is a leetle wors, but nawt much.
LMAO, we shud start speekin Suthrn LOLcat. Mah favrit Suthrn frayze be “Well bless hiz/her/thayr/yur hart.” Can meen so menny tings.
Stend: da Joonya Leeg laydeez is teh PHUNNEE. Dey mayk me laff so hard I hurts mahself sumtiems.

By: MassCara

MassCara — Sat, 04 Aug 2007 03:41:32 +0000

In Soviet Russia korrupshun empowerz yu! (Hmm…dat eerily trufful.)

By: D Marie

D Marie — Sat, 04 Aug 2007 03:15:53 +0000

teh real problem is when ur boss is dat cyoot an fluffee….an ur doctor, an ur son seems 2 be older dan u, so u luk in teh mirrror, an OH NOES! How did Gramma git in there?

By: felidz

felidz — Sat, 04 Aug 2007 02:52:00 +0000

whin internz bees dis coot ‘n fluffies u knows u r gettin old!

By: felidz

felidz — Sat, 04 Aug 2007 02:49:28 +0000

D’partmnt head alzo requires fangs!

By: Kate

Kate — Sat, 04 Aug 2007 01:51:28 +0000

Ded calikos…DO NOT WANT!

By: sillyannz

sillyannz — Sat, 04 Aug 2007 01:22:43 +0000

o hoorae fur da Southrn drawlol! i’z frum norf kakilackee, mahself. i iz tranzplant to SW nao, but u noes hao it is. u cans taeks da gurl owtta Carolina, but…

mah 2 moast favrit Suthrn frayzes:

i’z as happee as a peeg in sheeyut!

*tsk* ah wuz bawn at nayt, but nawt last nayt.

kthxbai

By: B!

B! — Sat, 04 Aug 2007 01:11:00 +0000

Wayt, minyunz, come bak minyunz!!!! Awwww….

By: Dexaan

Dexaan — Sat, 04 Aug 2007 01:09:39 +0000

Star Warz III: Attack of the Clonecats!

By: Melissa

Melissa — Sat, 04 Aug 2007 00:00:26 +0000

Heehee. Redeck’s last werdz:
“Y’all wach this!”

By: msnoah

msnoah — Fri, 03 Aug 2007 23:56:33 +0000

hai! wee r heer 4 teh awdishun 4 americaz got talent. ar naim? wee r cald fluf of faiv. shaidz of gray? faiv feelyn fluf balz? O, I DONT NOO….watevur it taikz 2 get uz free cheezburgrz, KTHXBAI!!!

By: msnoah

msnoah — Fri, 03 Aug 2007 23:43:35 +0000

…but furst wee wayt 4 them 2 smook dat funee smeling green stuf an get a contact hai soo it wil bee moor fun 4 ebrywun!!!!

By: kitisitr

kitisitr — Fri, 03 Aug 2007 22:41:50 +0000

Your training for being a university administrator? A job also said to be comparable to herding cats

By: cat butt squirrel butt

cat butt squirrel butt — Fri, 03 Aug 2007 22:38:38 +0000

Gud werk on purchazing mac. It gud puter. I has wun summtimes mah Word program akts up but mebee cuz dat wuz ellegal duwnlode,

Welcum bak Shaungrl!! U wus mist.

By: gothkitteh

gothkitteh — Fri, 03 Aug 2007 22:19:48 +0000

LOL! junya leeg laydeez, WTF?!!?!?!
naow dat ai noez ai gotz suthun peepz on da cheez, ai can start uzin sum uv mai favrit suthun frazes. MAI FAVRIT: “dat boi aint rite. heez teched in da hed.” (yes, dat’s rilly pronawnsed “teched” 4 doez nawt in da know.) : )

akshally, stend, dat suthun ladee voice u got goin somehow remins mee uv da crazy troll womin on da kar peddul payge — noez! git owt uv mai hed!!! DO NOT WANT!!1!!!1!!!

By: leaderoftheband

leaderoftheband — Fri, 03 Aug 2007 22:06:49 +0000

O, sheesh! Dah 25 POUND kitteh ey meenin to say.

By: leaderoftheband

leaderoftheband — Fri, 03 Aug 2007 22:05:17 +0000

an Louie (dah 25 kitteh) dint lak her eider. Srsly hurted dah feelins. He haz gud mom. Told me to tel u!

By: stendhalismo

stendhalismo — Fri, 03 Aug 2007 22:00:43 +0000

I think it’s a FANTASTIC IDEA !!! I grew up in SC, and an ex of mine and I used to run up to each other and do our best impersonation of two southern country club ladies with ambitions meeting

(breathless, relentless, and heavily accented – like nails on a chalkboard) : “HI HOW ARE YOU SO GOOD TO SEE YOU MY GAWD HOW HAVE YOU BEEN YOU JUST LOOK SO GOOD HAVE YOU LOST WEIGHT I KNOW YOU HAVE WHERE DID YOU GET THOSE SHOES GAWD YOU JUST LOOK SO GOOD DID THEY EVER LET YOUR MOMMA OUT OF THE INSANE ASYLUM I THINK IT’S JUST A SHAME THE WAY YOU HAD TO KEEP HER LOCKED IN THE ATTIC ALL THOSE YEARS etc.etc.etc.”

By: Melissa

Melissa — Fri, 03 Aug 2007 22:00:08 +0000

I r in Ga too! I meen Jawja. Woodstock, Prawpurr.

By: gothkitteh

gothkitteh — Fri, 03 Aug 2007 21:58:24 +0000

takez dem! takez all da cheezburgers u wantz!!! the wurld iz urs, littl onez. ai collapze on mai nees undar da wayte uv da kewtness!

By: stendhalismo

stendhalismo — Fri, 03 Aug 2007 21:53:41 +0000

I wish I had. however, I think they’ve given us enough info that I can make them spontaneously combust next time – for the benefit of the common good, of course. cause if they’re this annoying on here…

I’ll get right on that. ;o)

By: gothkitteh

gothkitteh — Fri, 03 Aug 2007 21:52:42 +0000

shun! shun the disbeliever! shuuuuun!
candy mtn, WTF!!!!

By: gothkitteh

gothkitteh — Fri, 03 Aug 2007 21:46:45 +0000

georgia lolfrenz!!! i’m in georgia, 2. wee shud start speekin in southern lolcat! (whadda yawl meen, u caint unnerstan us, it aint lyke weer speekin greek, hunnee!) : ) on sekund thawt, dats a bad ideeuh.

By: 3rin

3rin — Fri, 03 Aug 2007 20:56:15 +0000

i lieks da 2nd frum da lef da bes

By: 3rin

3rin — Fri, 03 Aug 2007 20:49:46 +0000

glaled uz back!

By: kitisitr

kitisitr — Fri, 03 Aug 2007 19:42:12 +0000

LOL! But stil rezerv raight 2 protess 4 real if nesesary.

By: Shay

Shay — Fri, 03 Aug 2007 19:35:39 +0000

Oh noes! Not the humidity!!!!111!

I know just what you mean though. Down here in Georgia, the humidity is stifling. I’m up in northern GA, so it’s not as hot, only 87 currently. I have a friend down in lower GA though, and I can’t stand going down to visit him during the summer. It run up near 100, and the heat just about kills me. Seriously. I dang near had a heat stroke down there last summer.

Thank god my job is indoors.

By: Teho

Teho — Fri, 03 Aug 2007 19:24:10 +0000

oh.
i skips dat oen.
der wuz flaemy nutjobs ins it.

By: stendhalismo

stendhalismo — Fri, 03 Aug 2007 19:22:56 +0000

yeah shay, me too. I think it’s the humidity that has me going, actually – I’m in a ‘kill something and eat it’ mood, all week now

so butch !!! you’d never know !!! ;o)

By: raymixa3

raymixa3 — Fri, 03 Aug 2007 19:18:15 +0000

go forth, my kitteh’s of Doom, and take over the world with your ultimate fluffiness!

By: stendhalismo

stendhalismo — Fri, 03 Aug 2007 19:06:12 +0000

actually they said ‘teacher with legal training’, so I’m assuming… let’s see… bipolar retired aerobics instructor with learning annex classes, the type who constantly sues people (we’ve got one of those at the gym – his code name is ‘full up on crazy’) – but that’s probably being too generous…

By: Shay

Shay — Fri, 03 Aug 2007 18:58:37 +0000

I assume you’re still talking about koneko. In Japanese, “neko” means cat and using “ko” in a name indicates a child, so putting the two together means baby cat, or kitten. It just seems to me like a screen name a female would use.

By: Pittypat

Pittypat — Fri, 03 Aug 2007 17:52:30 +0000

no srsly, mai wisteria is nutz! uprooted a 6 foot tall holly (i r lazy gardener).

By: Pittypat

Pittypat — Fri, 03 Aug 2007 17:50:19 +0000

divorced female bipolar attorney. justa guess.

By: stendhalismo

stendhalismo — Fri, 03 Aug 2007 17:48:07 +0000

while you were out: you missed another flaming nutjob attack of the ohnoes
http://www.icanhascheezburger.com/2007/08/01/wich-peddel-makez-us-not-go-2-vet/#comments

By: stendhalismo

stendhalismo — Fri, 03 Aug 2007 17:42:37 +0000

you’re right – I don’t know why I assumed that. the screename sounded feminine?

By: CrazyOldLady

CrazyOldLady — Fri, 03 Aug 2007 17:29:00 +0000

Yu iz portent…,.udderwize hoo wud keep teh kittehs safe!!!!!!

By: CrazyOldLady

CrazyOldLady — Fri, 03 Aug 2007 17:23:07 +0000

How do yu no it wuz a “she”???? I didn’t figgure that out….tell me, tell me….sounded like an anal-retentive lawyer-type to me…