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Yesh my army of kittenz ^_^
Teh powur. It korruptz….
…absolutely
lolz
In Soviet Russia korrupshun empowerz yu! (Hmm…dat eerily trufful.)
we haz no intenshun of following ur instructionz of courze but letz hear them for lolz anyhow…
LOLOL! n1!
Too troo!
lolz…..
gigglz gigglz…
snrk..*rockstar drinks goes up noezez*
Team white’ll intarcept teh cheezburgr on teh table.
Team Grey’ll cover teh rear so cheezburgr dont escaep.
team ichc will steal the cutest one… muhahaha brb
Hao u desaid?
Jus kloze ur ize an grab wun. Dere awl teh cuetst wun.
I can has randum selekshun.
Hard 2 say, but dis pikshur mite be teh kyootest lolkittehs ever!
escaepin cheezburgers…OMG iz teh plankton around?
OMG. LOL.
Prblm b, ef wsa Plankton, dey neber geet oot of da Crusty Crab.
so….much……kyootniss…..POP! BAM! WHOOFT! BOOM! POINK!
Hed KAN asplode 5 tiems at wunce! Need advil an a broom….
Artists note (written in crayon on cardboard)
This shot took 5 hours of posing (kittens to not pose or herd well) and the one in the middle still wouldn’t look at the damn camera. I give up, they’re sorted and fluffy, nuff said.
Your training for being a university administrator? A job also said to be comparable to herding cats
D’partmnt head alzo requires fangs!
a fresh batch of interns!
whin internz bees dis coot ‘n fluffies u knows u r gettin old!
teh real problem is when ur boss is dat cyoot an fluffee….an ur doctor, an ur son seems 2 be older dan u, so u luk in teh mirrror, an OH NOES! How did Gramma git in there?
Meh instructions r
Keep bein adoruhble!
Dat is all. for now.
It too erllee to fink. hadda few mins. befoar werk. *GAH*
Teh homahn but iz are a phacinatin ding. Teh jigglez and the bowncin ceep tem cuupied foh howahs
We are hot kitteh from outer space
JESUS CHRIST IT’S A MOB MENTALITY!! GET IN THE CAR!!
queue teh Keystone Cops soundtrack. KEVERBDY, FIRE DRILL!
Iz dis where I sez “ditto Stend”???? Yea, mobz!
itz mai trubbilsome rising, whirling wisteria. i can has prooning sheers?
Onlee if yu usin them on teh proone.
wisteria…LOL!!
no srsly, mai wisteria is nutz! uprooted a 6 foot tall holly (i r lazy gardener).
okays dis not ad up.
dam ma lakk uv poseibl sums!
cuz that lil melodramatik number waz incomprehensible?
I still think she needs to adjust her meds, but next time I’ll just go with “go pop a pill you f^cking psycho”
and to think in that first post I was actually thinking “depression leading to inability to properly judge risk?” and was basically asking if that was the case – that sure as h3ll won’t happen again, next time I’ll just assume they’re crazy and go straight for the throat
um
wut?
while you were out: you missed another flaming nutjob attack of the ohnoes
http://www.icanhascheezburger.com/2007/08/01/wich-peddel-makez-us-not-go-2-vet/#comments
oh.
i skips dat oen.
der wuz flaemy nutjobs ins it.
I wish I had. however, I think they’ve given us enough info that I can make them spontaneously combust next time – for the benefit of the common good, of course. cause if they’re this annoying on here…
I’ll get right on that. ;o)
an Louie (dah 25 kitteh) dint lak her eider. Srsly hurted dah feelins. He haz gud mom. Told me to tel u!
O, sheesh! Dah 25 POUND kitteh ey meenin to say.
Can has joocy detales?
A statement like that should seem quite sane and reasonable to her.
How do yu no it wuz a “she”???? I didn’t figgure that out….tell me, tell me….sounded like an anal-retentive lawyer-type to me…
you’re right – I don’t know why I assumed that. the screename sounded feminine?
divorced female bipolar attorney. justa guess.
I assume you’re still talking about koneko. In Japanese, “neko” means cat and using “ko” in a name indicates a child, so putting the two together means baby cat, or kitten. It just seems to me like a screen name a female would use.
actually they said ‘teacher with legal training’, so I’m assuming… let’s see… bipolar retired aerobics instructor with learning annex classes, the type who constantly sues people (we’ve got one of those at the gym – his code name is ‘full up on crazy’) – but that’s probably being too generous…
yeah shay, me too. I think it’s the humidity that has me going, actually – I’m in a ‘kill something and eat it’ mood, all week now
so butch !!! you’d never know !!! ;o)
Oh noes! Not the humidity!!!!111!
I know just what you mean though. Down here in Georgia, the humidity is stifling. I’m up in northern GA, so it’s not as hot, only 87 currently. I have a friend down in lower GA though, and I can’t stand going down to visit him during the summer. It run up near 100, and the heat just about kills me. Seriously. I dang near had a heat stroke down there last summer.
Thank god my job is indoors.
georgia lolfrenz!!! i’m in georgia, 2. wee shud start speekin in southern lolcat! (whadda yawl meen, u caint unnerstan us, it aint lyke weer speekin greek, hunnee!) : ) on sekund thawt, dats a bad ideeuh.
I r in Ga too! I meen Jawja. Woodstock, Prawpurr.
I think it’s a FANTASTIC IDEA !!! I grew up in SC, and an ex of mine and I used to run up to each other and do our best impersonation of two southern country club ladies with ambitions meeting
(breathless, relentless, and heavily accented – like nails on a chalkboard) : “HI HOW ARE YOU SO GOOD TO SEE YOU MY GAWD HOW HAVE YOU BEEN YOU JUST LOOK SO GOOD HAVE YOU LOST WEIGHT I KNOW YOU HAVE WHERE DID YOU GET THOSE SHOES GAWD YOU JUST LOOK SO GOOD DID THEY EVER LET YOUR MOMMA OUT OF THE INSANE ASYLUM I THINK IT’S JUST A SHAME THE WAY YOU HAD TO KEEP HER LOCKED IN THE ATTIC ALL THOSE YEARS etc.etc.etc.”
LOL! junya leeg laydeez, WTF?!!?!?!
naow dat ai noez ai gotz suthun peepz on da cheez, ai can start uzin sum uv mai favrit suthun frazes. MAI FAVRIT: “dat boi aint rite. heez teched in da hed.” (yes, dat’s rilly pronawnsed “teched” 4 doez nawt in da know.) : )
akshally, stend, dat suthun ladee voice u got goin somehow remins mee uv da crazy troll womin on da kar peddul payge — noez! git owt uv mai hed!!! DO NOT WANT!!1!!!1!!!
Heehee. Redeck’s last werdz:
“Y’all wach this!”
o hoorae fur da Southrn drawlol! i’z frum norf kakilackee, mahself. i iz tranzplant to SW nao, but u noes hao it is. u cans taeks da gurl owtta Carolina, but…
mah 2 moast favrit Suthrn frayzes:
i’z as happee as a peeg in sheeyut!
*tsk* ah wuz bawn at nayt, but nawt last nayt.
kthxbai
Yayz! Suvvern lolfrenz! I’z up in norf GA, in deh mowntainz. Up nere Helen GA. Any uv you’s no were dat iz? (Iz naise 2 no I’z nawt teh onli suvvern lolfrenz.
)
I fink mai favrit suvvern frayze iz:
U want a coke?
Shure.
Wat kaind?
Dr. Pepper.
I’z sad 2 sai I’z dun dat befeor.
mai favorit ancer to teh quesion:
You wanna coke?
yeh
wat kaaain?
I wanna diet chery pepsi too straaawwwws an xtraaahhh
aaaaaaaaiiiiiiiissssss.
Da humiditeez. Dey kill meh. An makes mah hairz go karayzee.
Srsly. Am splittin tiem between Jorja (pairunts live in Roswell, norf of Atlanta) an Loosiana (Noo Orleans!). Dey about da saym wif humiditeez and heet. Loosiana is a leetle wors, but nawt much.
LMA0, we shud start speekin Suthrn L0Lcat. Mah favrit Suthrn frayze be “Well bless hiz/her/thayr/yur hart.” Can meen so menny tings.
Stend: da Joonya Leeg laydeez is t3h PHUNNEE. Dey mayk me laff so hard I hurts mahself sumtiems.
mee an mai werk frenz say “bless hiz littl hart” awl teh tyme, 2, an lemme tell yawl, it don’t nevar meen ennything nise!
(p.s. note the “don’t never” double negative. iz very suthern. ^_^ )
Ahhhh!!!!1!!!1!!
Teh cutez!!!1!!!! It burnzzzzzz!!!!1!!!1!!!!!
Da Gogglz, dey dew nuthin!!1!!!
KAFOOOF! I haz spontaneously combuzted from the kyootnez of teh kittez!
xterminate! xterminate!
LOL! Essept kittehs is cyooter den teh Daleks.
Mebbe wut’s insied Dalek soot IS kitns… hmmm…
Armie of sombie atchur servis.
Jus had brainzzzz!
Not so gud akshuly.
Meh, I meant “armie of sombie kittehs” of course.
Alyen kittehs frum Marz
We ar heer ta do ar masterz biddink
Tak us tu ur cheezburgers
“U will hypnotiz teh hyoomins with ur floof, an soon they will be puttee in ur paws…”
“Yes, mai liege…”
“Bwwaaaaa!!!!”
WIN foar de frayz “hypnotiz teh hyoomins with ur floof”!
Yes
Men, we has proof that the enemy haz cheezburgers of mass tastey. We is doing this for teh kittehs back home!
but we wont dibulge our sources: we take teh fifth!
I wood gladlee take teh fifth, but the firs wun on teh lef is rilly my favrit.
i lieks da 2nd frum da lef da bes
Gees Louise, not only is the copy machine stuck on multi-copy…now, it needs toner. Sheesh.
Hi everbodeze,
I has had PC problems. Minutes to load pages, multi-clicks to go somwheres, so I just stopped goin anywheres. Grrrr. ‘Puter guy says its old, slow and full…Hey, I resemble that remark. It would cost as much to fix it as to buy new PC… so I bought a Mac. I hopes I haz made a good decizion- iz the Übercheezburger of teh computer world???
welkom bak, Shaungrl!! Wuz wunderin wher yu beed.
Oh yes it iz
hav had mackz my hoel lief
well sens ai married a dood hoo onlee uzez macks
Yay Mac! Assolutely te Übercheezburger of teh computer world!!!. Wun breef afare in mai laif wif PC, den runned bak to Mac asap!
glaled uz back!
Gud werk on purchazing mac. It gud puter. I has wun summtimes mah Word program akts up but mebee cuz dat wuz ellegal duwnlode,
Welcum bak Shaungrl!! U wus mist.
Eedur dat or sumwun keep pressin teh darkn buttn.
Hai Shaun!
u spects AWL uv us to shaer dat WUN littul tinee cheezburgr?
we’z in ur baysmint
plottin a mootinee.
U awmos betid me to teh draw:
in ur baysmint
formin a gang
One of my favorite Gary Larson cartoons: a dog on his way to the vet shouting to his friends, “I’m being tutored! I’m being tutored!”
soooo… litl kittehs… enjoy ‘em while ya got ‘em
That’s all.
Dismiss!
OMG! … 5 LOLLIES! … Laffin so hard i cantz think
Village of the Damned Cute
http://www.cricava.com/homes/claudia/images/village-of-the-damned-kids.jpg
Git offa my lawn!
ROFL, WIN!!!
Iz da 5 kittehs of da Apurrcalypse! Fluffy minions of doom!
Warr, playge, famun, deth, an furbals?
ftw!!!
(moar liek…)
WE AWAYTS
UR DETH.
Is snorglefest. U just want to dive right in and have a smoo-tastik tiem.
Kitteh A: yu will chaise yer tayle.
Kitteh B: yu will pownse at invisibul bugz.
Kittehs C and D: yu will ingayje in a ferowshus mok-rasslin match.
Kitteh E: yu haf teh mos perilus misshun: yu will walk on teh bak of teh cowch, occashunalee fallin off.
This will redoose teh hyumins to a stait of helpliss laffter wich wil make felyne wurld dominashun a sertinty. That iz awl. Kerry owt yer mishuns. kthxbai.
…but furst wee wayt 4 them 2 smook dat funee smeling green stuf an get a contact hai soo it wil bee moor fun 4 ebrywun!!!!
We are xperimentin wif Kommunizm.
To each, akkording 2 us needs.
Now gets pettin.
Kommunizm?
Pleh! Do not wants!
Proletariat kitteh will preevail!
Fibe liddil Kittehz
willz kawnkur t3h Wurld wiff kyoot
Hewminz arz helpless
Peenkee an T3h Brayn
arz rank ameetoorz. Shood hab
beenz Kittehz, instedd
Liddle Kittehz wantz
shynee deevyses, rubz an
Cheezburgrz 4 lunch
Jack.
takez dem! takez all da cheezburgers u wantz!!! the wurld iz urs, littl onez. ai collapze on mai nees undar da wayte uv da kewtness!
Candy mountain Charrlieeee, come with ussss
shun! shun the disbeliever! shuuuuun!
candy mtn, WTF!!!!
I’d liek to tellz u wai I callded dis meeting. We has seriyus bizniss to diskuss. Srsly.
Populate the wurld with monokromatik kittehs===All calicos and morris kittehs must dai.
Ded calikos…DO NOT WANT!
kitteh invashun!
EVIL DED 3: CYOOT BY DAWN
Is txt book example of gene inheritence. lolz. awesome. Quick! Which is dominant color gene?
teh wun who getz thru teh door first!
oh my they are even arranged in rows sorted by colors
we ar gray kitteeeaz if u pleeeaazzz
we ar gray kitteeaz if u doan pleeeaz.
Stepford Kitnz!
Oh noes, it’s teh Kittehs of the Corm
All ur fluff r belong 2 us
WHAT YOU SPAY!
Teh sooer innosent luk on da gray kitteh on da far leff tells meh hims is da trubble mayker! Watch owt — he steels ur hart an poop on ur bed, blaym it on teh dawg. His kewt b werth it doh.
This really reminds me of the kitten saga on Sluggy Freelance…doomkitties!
(www.sluggy.com)
“we innerukt deez LOLs foar a portent messij” (thx Jeanie: no tv, not in us – was wingin it)
Publik Servis Nounsment: Teh baysmint is a invayromint oferin insafishent stimyalayshin an vareyetee foar optimul feline kognahtiv davelupmint. Kunfainin kittehs in teh baysmint may kostityoot kitteh abyoos an culd rendr u lyabull to persacyushun.
“we nao returnz u to ur regalr ichc to enjoi da rest ob da LOLz”
PS Jeanie: portent messij LOL! Meks me feel portent!!
Yu iz portent…,.udderwize hoo wud keep teh kittehs safe!!!!!!
LOL! But stil rezerv raight 2 protess 4 real if nesesary.
go forth, my kitteh’s of Doom, and take over the world with your ultimate fluffiness!
Wayt, minyunz, come bak minyunz!!!! Awwww….
hai! wee r heer 4 teh awdishun 4 americaz got talent. ar naim? wee r cald fluf of faiv. shaidz of gray? faiv feelyn fluf balz? O, I DONT NOO….watevur it taikz 2 get uz free cheezburgrz, KTHXBAI!!!
Star Warz III: Attack of the Clonecats!
Da humiditeez. Dey kill meh. An makes mah hairz go karayzee.
Srsly. Am splittin tiem between Jorja (pairunts live in Roswell, norf of Atlanta) an Loosiana (Noo Orleans!). Dey about da saym wif humiditeez and heet. Loosiana is a leetle wors, but nawt much.
LMAO, we shud start speekin Suthrn LOLcat. Mah favrit Suthrn frayze be “Well bless hiz/her/thayr/yur hart.” Can meen so menny tings.
Stend: da Joonya Leeg laydeez is teh PHUNNEE. Dey mayk me laff so hard I hurts mahself sumtiems.
Da humiditeez. Dey kill meh. An makes mah hairz go karayzee.
Srsly. Am splittin tiem between Jorja (pairunts live in Roswell, norf of Atlanta) an Loosiana (Noo Orleans!). Dey about da saym wif humiditeez and heet. Loosiana is a leetle wors, but nawt much.
LMAO, we shud start speekin Suthrn LOLcat. Mah favrit Suthrn frayze be “Well bless hiz/her/thayr/yur hart.” Can meen so menny tings.
Stend: da Joonya Leeg laydeez is teh PHUNNEE. Dey mayk me laff so hard I hurts mahself sumtiems.
Stoopy comment. Not go whar I want it too.
wee r aul rly impresded doan heer, ai can tell u.
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