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ah see wut ur doin dare…
An’ I can tell u how itz dun. Rilly. I can.
…cuz i noes u no goin to do it rite. i can jest tells.
Skeptical kat duzzint bleeve u.
He fraught in teh war. Dat y hiz skeptikal.
i doan EBEN tink so.
Sorree, Mr. Gonzalez, we dunt bleeve U. Plz ansur da kweschun!
i can has ‘zecutive privilige?
[sees red]
[claws go SNIKK]
u can haz ‘zecuted privilige!!
Proffesr Kat duz nawt approov of ur theesys.
Bak to de liberry wif u!
Anodder yeer in skooel!
U put muzturd on dat cheezburger dinnit u.
U noes I doant like teh muzturd.
U did on purpuss.
I has allus been skeptical of u. an ur cheezburger.
Hee hee heeeeeeeeeeeee……
da cheezburgr FELL intu ur mouf? iz dat rly da best storee u kin coem ups wif? oh, it did a TAP DANS frist? fur cryin owt lowd…
jus don eben tawk to meh til uv gotted anuvver chzburger to replays it.
lol… kitteh luks liek hez bowt to git himz kan o’ whupa$$ owt! ah pityz da fool…
all naps an no cheezburgerz make kitteh MAD!!
Unbeknownst to all but a secret society of magicians, James Randi monitors the world for scams and idiocy, using a well-coordinated network of skeptical cats.
The mere fact that he can do this puts him well above the level of Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
James Randi FTW!!!!!!!!!!!
Teh Amazing Randi iz mah hero!
Hao hard iz it to be above da level of Chuck Norris??? Sheeze…
He does look skeptical…
he lookx pisst off iz wat hee lookx…
kitteh sez: k, wat part ov “get that camera teh he11 owt ov mai fays b4 I go awl cat-ninja on ur a$$!” dont u understand??!!
Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
Chuck Norris Facts
O rly?
hehehe purrfect!!!! ^^
Veryzun commershul
I thot I told u to come aloan.
I did come aloan.
Den whu r awl dem peeps?
Oh, dem? Dey is mah netwerk!
O rly? U gits deh servise wai owt here? it is ushually a crapshoot.
Walk off togedder. all frenz naow.
Yay for Veryzun!
dey cant heer me nao, i swich to sprint. Can has serviss at ma howse, kthx!
Untrustink kat eez finkin we nawt rly goin to get chzbargrz but to dah vet…
Untrustink cat never lets his gard down. He’s akshully asleep in this pikchur, but his gard is NOT DOWN!
Publik Servis Anounsment: du NOT tangl wif dis kitteh! Cld bes danjerus to ur helf.
You lost 20 pounds in 1 monf wif Jenny Craig? Den why small print at bottom say “Results not typical”? I doan fink so.
gorgonzola is fraught with bleu. kitteh an cheez iz bof good things.
IM SHERIFF KITTEH
I APPROV THIS MSG
Oh hi. I iz interupt ur skeduled broadkast w. a speshul hunouncement…
Stai in ur homez. Rumain kalm. Zombeez roam dah streetz.
i lolz. cow-orker comez to axe why. now i are in trubble!
Dey r frum da govermint, dey heer to halp U. Bleev dat.
i sez haily illogicle.
It are Spockittee?
I has mai doubts. Wel, kittee does.
en Soveet Rusha skeptikal kat luks at ewe.
ann onedurs bout yur loilty
Oh Noes! In Soviet Russia, after teh Spanish Inquisition, Major Pleh’z opposabull thums slay Theresa Horschack’z poysinous orange shiny devices dat haz a flavor.
…on an non-gratooitus cowch used ironikly.
hehehehehehehe!!! if i could, i would vote for both of your comments over and over and over and…
It simpleh… you changes ip addy thingy, and vots againz
… not teht I wud du anee such thin ….
srsly. whoopskthnxbai
see artikal in next issue of Skeptical Inquirer!
INVISIBLE shiny devices, you mean…
The word “fraught” makes this perfect
Thank you, I try.
I NEVER INHALED!!
WIN!!!!!!!!!!!!! chzbrgr for u
bill clinton kitteh says define intercourse plz
Kitteh arms folded in run-dmc pose
yet anoffer kitteh dat sez: i am srsly conserced abowt ur mental stabilitee. srsly.
Just LOOK at how I’ve Changed Since my trip to OZ !! Now I Have COURAGE!!!!!!!
i emailed skeptikal cat to mah huzbind, he replied “he luks like he is lisenen to a member of teh bush adminestrashun” lolz
oh hai i am donald rumsfeld. i nebber took part in any kover up k? tks bai
if wer boosh kitteh, wud hav sneer, wud it knot?
dis look lyk 80 percent-of-amurrica kitteh: i am in ur populace, bein skeptikal…
that made me lol!!!
skeptikal cat iz a DEMO-CAT
…and not a Republi-kitty
I is Alistair Kitteh, and dis have been Mousterpeece Theaturr.
Hewminz duu straynj fingz
Kitteh undeesyded awn
wye Hewminz argue
Hewminz tawlk abowt
“Spayse”. It’z ebbeewayr an itz
belawngz to Kitteh
Prittee Wun upset
Kuddliz and Snorgulz Kitteh
2 feelz awl bettah
Kitteh oblyjes
No, Prittee Wun duzzn’t needz
brand noo payr uv shooz
Jack.
once again jack deth lolhaikus ftw
you, sir, are my hero.
AYMAEN!
Yu say yu eated teh cheezburgur to protek me? yu say lebenty-sevun gramz of fat in cheezburgur not gud for kitteh? Wull, I sez DON DO ME NO FAVURS. kthxbai.
Steve Goodwin kitteh FTW
Don’t do me any favors any mooaoaoaor.
Disapproving kitteh disapproves even moar dan teh rabbits disapprove.
An dem bunniez iz a disapprovin bunch!!
“I find ur lack of faith…disturrbing…”
Vader FTW!
Mmm, cheezburgr kabobz iz grate awn a lite saber, tho…
skepticla kat agres.
for leegs gud
tew leegs bad
*clap clap clap clap clap*
*clip clop clip clop*
psst off-gonna eat u cat..
is PSSST OFF AND GONNA EET U!!
I r bin speekin to Ceiling Cat. Is there something u wantz to tell me?
hehe. the word fraught makes me laugh. dunno why…
is cos u cans maek “fart” out ov it an stil has “ugh” leftober.
i say, good man, you hast made me gigglesnort mine beverage unto mine screen.
WOTWOT
Skeptical kitteh says: “You knew five out of my six ends were pointy and you STILL tried to bathe me. I hate to say it, but…I told you so!”
Joey Kitteh say :Smel teh f@rt…
(Iz how gud aktin be done)
ROFL, liek on sope operaz! V. gud aktin.
Uh-huh…an den the aleeyuns frum Roswell wuz on teh grassie nole an faked teh moone landingz an startid mutiliatin cattuls an wearin Bigfut soots an abdyuktin peeps an makin crop surkuls so they cud taek ovur the wurld??…yeh, rite.
Noosflash: we alreddy rules teh wurld, kid.
KITTEHS R FRUM OWTER SPAYSSE!!!!
yesyes! eber c da moovee “The Cat From Outer Space”? abowt a cat fwom owter spayse
Donal Trump kitteh fraught with displeshur. UR FYRD!!!!
Skeptical kitteh is skeptapated.
Chef Ramsey Cat knot hapy ovr dinr servis. He sez ” U CAWL! GIT TEH F OWLTA MY FAZ!!!!!
Lawdy, I hayt dat show. Chef Ramsey iz too lowd! And red in teh fayse! DO NOT WANT!
yesh, eny chef hoo did dat in a reel kitchen wud kwikkly runs owt of teh staff an finds hisself in cort.
An prolly not haz a lotta custimers eifer. He s’posed ta be owt front, smilin an shakin handzes.
Wai u no bileeve me?
“Fraught” is key. Kitty, you made me LOL. I may even make you into an icon for when I need to express my skepticism.
Kitteh, why you not believes in Lindseyses sobrieties?
I is thinkink will be difficult hard troublesum to sell condominimum to *this* custumer.
The same also similar cubik zinconium, twopay, and leif inshurants.
(kitteh rolls up fur on his arm.) “Wud u be innerested in a lugjury wach?”
Bulshevyk cat r plotting to seize teh means of cheezburger
all ur cheezburgers r bilong to the peepuls!
I is the laughed.
hmm….try putting him besides a pic of Ben Kingsley…scary :/
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