OH HAI I BUFFED UR FLOOR
kitty: Spencer
photo by: Robin
capped and submitted by: Eric
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Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?
» Learn Lolspeak — teh furst language born of teh intertubes.
I can has gastric staple?
damned statik lectrissitee
Kitteh can haz van da graf genuratur?
Kitteh BEEZ vandagraf genuratur.
LOLZ!
kitty, I TOLD you NOT to lick the light socket…
and you did a fine job … can has cheezburger nao
after the tragic and untimely death of tammy faye messner (baker), tammy’s blush puffs were forced to look for other work… her lashes, however, remain unemployed.
LOL - did u reed blum cowntee eber? dis reminz meh so much uv berk’z tammy faye cartunz.
i lufs bluim cowntee-member bill da cat? ACK!
da best… lolcatz maek teh funnehyest leed singurz. is troo!
U steenk, but ai luff u!
How duz chubbee kitteh stay uprite with only 1 paww?? is kitteh balloon?
Kitteh not chubbee. Kitteh fluffee!
I CAN HAS FLOOF POLISH!
Dat cat been washd and brushd out - dat level of snowee wyt and fluffeeness just aint nacheral.
He dint find payper to hyd undr.
Dah floofiness - he has it!
MY FLOOF
LET ME SHOW YOU ITZ
BTW, is dat a Simpson’s Individual Stringette?
Da nao string!
no, it r Simpson’s Individual Flood Preventer!
gud for a mewyun haushold uzez!
If is smaller than a maus, can hang it wiv it. If bigger than a maus, can beet it to def wiv it.
u r all full of da win for the Monty python refrunz!!
Noe, it r Weezlee Wizzurd Weezes xtendabul ear!
I broughts you Olmec head, but I eated it.
psssst - lemme sendz u to mai taxidermist.
he wurks mirakillz on teh saggy an wrinkly bitz.
Tribbles….hav…eevolved.
I can haz quadratirticale?
Da orinj wunz R poysin!!!!!!
OMG!!!! Dey’r ALL orinj!!!!!!
psst i r hungree
It looks like someone dropped a normal-sized cat in a puddle of water and it FWHOOMPED out into this big pile of fluffy wuvums.
… like the lolcats astronauts carry into space? they do have lolcats in space … right?
Lolcats are always with us.
teh lolcats…dey r EVRYWAREZ!!!
yez! jus aks Majur Tomcat.
hims flowtin in a moas a-pikyoolyr wai.
groun contoal izn’t anserin the majer.
Mayjr iz naw ansern groun cntrl.
Nao dat is a round kitteh!
I plege alligents…
to da cheezburger…
ROFL, WIN!!!
LOL!!!
and to da bun, on which it stands
one patti, udur cheeze
wt picles and ketchup for all
pickles are teh pleh…
Nuh uh! Pikls r teh yummeh.
mmmm pikel joose!
ah nose I’z weirdo.
u r owr favrit kind of weerdo, dough!
lubs dat weerdo dough!
makes vera wierd dim-some
Pikkels maek teh burger!!
Yesh, much yumz! But NAWT on chilee burger, dat wood be nastee!!!
Carney’s ebry Caturday: Chili burger, no pikulls, ez onyuns, Sooper Huge limmonayd! Nomnomnomnomnom urp nom nomnomnom nom nomnom!!!!
Picles are daguously hai in sodium and othr presrvatives.
Tehy ar bad for teh kittehs. kittehs DO NOT WANT…
So… gib meh al teh pickls, an u can has my cheez (Iz allergik to teh daireh)
I repeat cauz I can: pikls for kittehs are pleh.. give ums to snafutti.
On teh chilee burger wantz teh halapanyos. An teh day-glo yello cheezy shtuf like frum 7-11!
Snafutti, u can has awl the pickls, frum meh. Yuk-o.
PLEH.
Yeah. PLEH!
Kitteh akshully vrry small body, jus has teh long furs gud fur kleenin small spaces, lyk beehind teh teevee or in between de blinds.
srsly, eye lyks dat floofy kitteh. vry purrrty.
Teh tale is assessorie fur ta kleen in betweenst da blines. Wiskrs is beeing good fur ta kleen da kitteh fur outta da keebords. But dem eerz? Whut dem eerz beez good fur?
Glasus polishin.
venetian blinds
An de onez dat kan see, too!
lissnin to teh lols!
I luv the smells of lols in teh morning…
apokalipz nao ftw!
Dey wud be good fur gettin into teh korners.
I r kitteh swifferz.