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Gymnist kitteh purrforms triple summersalt to win gold chzbrgrs.
kitten on right is about to go BOINGGGGG…
Kitten on left is about to go SSSPPPLLLAAATTT…
I can hear it now…
boiiinggg … splaattt … boiiinggg … splaattt … boiiinggg … splaattt …
“WOULD YOU TWO KEEP IT DOWN IN THERE ???
Iz much liek me goin up an down stayrz! Up iz ok, down I usoolee go splaaatt…
But I kin hear bebez doin dat, lol! At leest U know dey nawt unwindin da toity paper! LOL!
Where are teh saftee nets? Where are teh spotterz?? OH NOES….OSHA gonna hear bout dis! Srsly, dcis pic full of awsum! Remindz me of mai bebbehs when dey wuz vury liddle…
my 30 pages of ranting over a picture dammit, let me show you it!
oh thets o kai, u don haf too
Furst? can it b?
…thir iz no words 2 deskrib teh kewt of dis here piktur. u has keeled me ded, kittehs! happy nao?
cuuuuteee kitttiiieezz.
i goez up stairz.
you goez down stairz.
slinky slinky for fun it’s a wonderful toy…
It’s log, It’s log. It’s big, it’s heavy it’s wood.
Sorry Stend, I know it dosen’t pertain to anything, but you gave me a Ren and Stempy moment and I had to share!
Back to your regularly scheduled lolcats.
I miss Ren & Stempy!!
It’s log, it’s log, it’s better than bad, it’s good!
I f*ing LOVED THAT – ren and stimpy FTW !!!
Meee 2!!!
Wen eye wuz yunger, eye wuz 2 be watching teh Ren and Stimpy, and mai daddy told mee it wuz bad fur me and sed eye kuden’t watch it. Wen he lefted teh room, eye turnd teh teevee bak on.
erry cat hoo goze up da sters stay to ur ryte… erry cat hoo goze down da sters stay to ur leff…
What if they are European kittez?
or if one is european and the other not – SQUEEEEE… (plink) noses touch
Win for cuteness.
it’s the magnetic kittens again – they go (plink) !!!
Oh noes, iz a horibul kitn krash. O teh felinitee!
But must be eskalayder. Not elavayder. Cuase of teh buttns. CAN NOT PRESS!
Kittehs can 2 wurk lyftz. Juzt needz ketteh low buttinz!
How bout we can has pulee sistem and ask lolrus if we may borroz his bukkit? Is liek tinee skee lift.
Poor ol lolrus no gotz a bukkit….memmber????
Iz troo, but sumbudee alweyz traiyin tu giv replaysmint bukkit and lolrus do not want. Mebbe we can has?
teehee…much win…pyle uv lolrus-rejektid bukkits muss be gettin reel big by nao!
My mind broke at the little hanging kitteh tail.
So are those the resulats of the critical mass kitten exsplodin? Two kittehs of tiny mass?
I can has beta decay, emitting a positron, annihilating an electron, producing a pair of kittens moving in almost opposite directions?
nevermind ;o)
thank you I never paid attention to chemistry, couldn;t think of the right description of the scenario.
So, would kittehs be like gamma radiation? able to worm their way through anything?
Yes. Kittehs iz like gamma radeeayshun. Goes throo evryting. An wen it hits sumting, dat sumting gets borked. But it dun hit stuff much. Iz having much of teh agiliteez.
ah, no wunder string theery r so popular! Evryting r made of kittehs!
I lubs sting theory! Mai kittehs jus lub teh string parts!
actooly that’s a PET scan description, gamma can (thankfully) be stopped / detected. I think you’re thinking of… gawd, what are those particles they’re detecting in those huge vats of drycleaning solution in japan, oh hold on… muons? have to go look it up
kitens look more like a particle than a wave… I think this might be particulate radiation. “we’ve decided on a new course of treatment for your brain tumor – we’re going to stop the chemo and treat you with a fast moving stream of kittens in our new kitten accelerator, one of six in the nation” – yeah, that sounds about right ;o)
kittehs emmit pounctons and naptons in propotion nekessary to balance teh levels in any ruum.
Kitteh sleepin? pounctons detected, he emmiten naptons
Kitteh pouncen? naptons detected, she emmiten pounctons
this an ancient tehorm diveloped wun nait durin finals weak… we was drinkin clawffee, an smokken and studdin, the suddenly we was al juzt smoken and drinkin clauffee and star-n at teh kitteh… tehorm popped aur heds, aktual lernen gotted bumped out.
umm afor any1 ask…
Weye yes, we as smokin siggurets…plane ol siggurets.
Nuffin to see heer. kthnxbai…
kitteh raydeashun goez strayt to da harts-maeks us all fal in luf wit dem
Cairful that kitteh and antikitteh don’t tuch. Cood caws myootewal annyhillashun of Life As We Noe It!
I’m on ur stairs.
Fuxin ur percepshyun
srsly. i wuz confoozd bowt hoo wuz goin wich way!
iz be confooseded ats furs, too.
slinkee kitten ftw!
i’m on yer stares
tuggin’ at yer hart strings
Teh lettrs… they iz bold…
u not want see i does pawstand?
k, iz ur loss
No horzpley on teh stayrz!! Sumbudee iz lybul tu get hurted!!
an den sumbuddy iz liable!
oh, but stayrz iz da bestest playin plays fer kittehs! mah kittehs alwayz maek gud yoos ov stayrz, speshlee iffin dey da kynd wif spaysez tween dem.
O GEEZ!!! When Roscoe jus a ittee yung kitteh, we had apartment wif stayrz. Long flite comz down, derz a wall, nudder small landin to da rite wif rest of stayrz.
I sit on cowch wif laser site, shine on da wall. Roscoe comz RACIN down da stayrz an den UP da wall to catch da lazur lite!
DOWN an UP! DOWN an UP! He try get dat red dot on da wall ebry tiem!!!! Wunce got abowt 4 feet up da wall, nawt bad for less dan 6 month kitteh!!! LOL!
I got a pitcher sumwhere ov all 3 each ona stayr, playin and pawin an bein cyoot kittehs… Sweet….
Hehe, I remember when my hamsters used to climb stairs.
Unfortunately, it was in the pre-digital-camera era.
we likes going up & down
Frenz had a hammie loooong tiem ago, cage down in livin room. Dey go up to bed, wake up, and hammie iz in da bed wif dem! Bout 3 tiems a week, dat lil hammie open himz cage door, clime all dem stayrz, go in da bedroom waaaaay down da hall, cliiiiime up da blankies, and snooogle wif himz peepul!
Dedicated lov hamster!!
U gotsta maek li’l starekaze for de kittehs
U shaer dis howse, u no?
kewt! ittelbittee starekase for de ittelbittee kittehs!
but den hows we gets aur kitteh kewtness?
that is just too freakin cute for words.
*smish*
dat be the sound of my head asplodin from the kewt.
uh oh, i afeerd we mite get owr brainzes mixed up, cause mah hed done asploded, two.
yoo shur iz nawt implodin’? *smish* dunt sownd lyke asplodin’ noyz to me.
it happended so kwikly i not heerrded it vewy well.
Hoo will kleen uo all da sploded hed mess? Iz gettin deep rown here wiv all da boomhed!!
“boomhed” FTW!
This requires the “Stoutness Exercise” song by good ol’ Winnie the Pooh:
Up… down… up…
When I up, down, touch the ground
It puts me in the mood…
Up, down, touch the ground,
In the mood… for food.
I am stout, round,
And I have found,
Speaking poundage wise,
I improve my appetite,
When I exercise.
I am short, fat,
And proud of that,
And so with all my might,
I up, down, up, down,
To my appetite’s delight.
While I up, down, touch the ground,
I think of things to chose…
Oh… like hunny and milk and chocolate…
With a hefty happy appetite,
I’m a hefty happy Pooh…
With a hefty happy appetite,
He’s a hefty happy Pooh
Mah Louie LIK dis pome!
also:
“He gets what exercise he can… by falling off the ottoman.”
sd;fha;dsjfadf
<3
Publik Servis Nounsment: wen using staers alreddy ocyapied bai ascendin an descendin kittehs, grate care mus be eggzersized regarding playsement of feets to avoyd teh skwishing of teh kitehs.
wud halp iffin kittehs wudnt put demselfz in way ov moovin’ feetz kwyte so offen! myne run up’n'down stayrz awl da tyme, and lyke to stop ryte in frun ov me so’z i awlmos fawl ova! iz bad fer helth of mummeh and kitteh.
2 tru 2 bes phunnee, mebbe?!?
I tink dey do it to BE phunnee! Itty bitty snickering sowndz after I neerlee fall ober sudden stopt kitteh makes me suspishus…..
afer stepin ona taele or 2, i lerneds to luk behind mai b4 i bacds up, or turn arownds to try n NOT steps on feet or tailes. Goes down stayrs slooow, cause kittehs n goggies goin down wit me
funneh hao we lerns hao to change owr walkings, but teh kittehs and teh goggies sumhao can’t kwite figgers it owt…
hoo’s trainin hoo?
(kitteh on right): “Dood, srsly, whut is up dere?”
(kitteh on left): “Is nekkid hoomin–DO NOT WANT! Dood, trust me, run awaaaay!”
nonononono. U see teh ovarwayted hoomin chillunz? Allus dey do is play teh veedio gamez and eet crap.
plz to keep movin kittehs keep movin.
Bebbeh kitteh on the left is gonna go butt-ober-teekettel in two seckunds, I preedict.
I awaz wunderd, wut part of uv anatomee is teekettel?
Iz it liek imalittul teepot?
I alwaze heerd it as “azz ovur eblow.”
mai gramps alwayz sed “azz over tin cups”… difrunt wurdz, saem ideea!
an, here in texas, we jus went with the obvious, ass over shoulders. *shrug*
BBC crikkit comentayter wuns in deep $h1t 4 saying arse over tip.
Meks bedder sense, cuz mos peepul ar usoollee “hed ober heels”… I stand up, ma hed iz ober ma heels…
But den esplayn Bush! He ass ober sholdrz… or mebbe jus all ass…..
Tym tu mak teh donutz…I alredy mad teh donutz
Teh trip-teh-hyumin-on-teh-stairz game startz so yung!
No wunder tehy be so gud at it!!
I’m in ur klassik moovee, goin up teh down stayrcays.
it was play furst, b4 stupid moobie comed owt.
Book befor that.
Mayan Pyramid kitteh sez wurshippin Sun Godz hard werk.
Let hummin sakraficin begins!
buts wich way iz up??
mai persepshuns! dey is fuxt!
eskalayter kitteh sez: evree whichway butt up!
Iznt dat teh “I haz a butt” kitteh in teh uther piksher?
Absolutely breathless with giggles here at work. Wonderful!
That musses ma perceptionz.
slinky kittens are slinking on the stairs! (OMG soo CUTENESS)
wut u can’t see iz teh ring uv tienee ninjas dat b surroundin the kittehs, hoo ar bowt to kick awl dey a$$es. dey’re doin teh kung-fu-faec-diffrunt-direxshuns-awn-da-staers-n-kick ebrybuddee’s-butt-tugevvur fing.
or, dey mite jus b teh kewtest babehs eber, tryins to clym awn da staers. eevur wun.
dats hau teh bebbehs kick dem a$$es, wit der all-powerfull kewtipai stile kungfu!!!
HAIKEEBAH!!!!
MC Escher kitns are MC Eschering
*hedsplode*
omg! mc escher makes me happy. almost happy like the kittehs make me! <3
just wot I were tihnkin – Escher kttehs go upstrz an daunstrz at teh same times!
Bebbee Kittehz 2
smawl to run up-stayrz. Muss
duu wun at a tyme
Stretch. Leep. Land…. Stretch. Leep.
Land… Bebbeez lurn taht Up iz
eezeeer tahn Daown
Muss duu diz demselvs
Momma watchez az bebbeez
ackwyrz flooid grayse
Bebbee Kittehz arz
slow but kyoot. Will getz fasser
wiff tymez an prakktiss
Jack.
Up mai be ezier tahn down, but down iz fastur…
speshullee when U go sidewayz down liek U usoolee do! bunkittybunkittybunk, here comz B down da stayrz… Git ace bandij, ankull prollee sprayned….
They sure do.
that is srsly so cute i screamed in my office.
grey tabby kitteh: tuf braak sis, in ebry familee wun duznt mayk it 2 kitteh heven! c u in a next laif (if ur lukee).
orange tabby kitteh: F@%*K OFF!
Up kitten is up. Down kitten is down.
Screw the lolcat language. This is just mind-numblingly adorable.
Grey bebee kitteh : All sistums is goes!
Orynge bebee kitteh : iz Inishiading lawnch seekwinsez! k,bai!
we needz smaler stepz k thnz
I told you this was a bad idea..Im leaving, you go ahead.
we can has kitteh size steps plz? kthnx
i love i needz eskalader it ia hilareos
aww this is one of the cutest things ever
i luv the kittis
Slinkeh kittehs go dowhn yer stares, alohn er in pears
this is the cutest thing!!!