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Gymnist kitteh purrforms triple summersalt to win gold chzbrgrs.
kitten on right is about to go BOINGGGGG…
Kitten on left is about to go SSSPPPLLLAAATTT…
I can hear it now…
boiiinggg … splaattt … boiiinggg … splaattt … boiiinggg … splaattt …
“WOULD YOU TWO KEEP IT DOWN IN THERE ???
Iz much liek me goin up an down stayrz! Up iz ok, down I usoolee go splaaatt…
But I kin hear bebez doin dat, lol! At leest U know dey nawt unwindin da toity paper! LOL!
Where are teh saftee nets? Where are teh spotterz?? OH NOES….OSHA gonna hear bout dis! Srsly, dcis pic full of awsum! Remindz me of mai bebbehs when dey wuz vury liddle…
my 30 pages of ranting over a picture dammit, let me show you it!
oh thets o kai, u don haf too
Furst? can it b?
…thir iz no words 2 deskrib teh kewt of dis here piktur. u has keeled me ded, kittehs! happy nao?
cuuuuteee kitttiiieezz.
i goez up stairz.
you goez down stairz.
slinky slinky for fun it’s a wonderful toy…
It’s log, It’s log. It’s big, it’s heavy it’s wood.
Sorry Stend, I know it dosen’t pertain to anything, but you gave me a Ren and Stempy moment and I had to share!
Back to your regularly scheduled lolcats.
I miss Ren & Stempy!!
It’s log, it’s log, it’s better than bad, it’s good!
I f*ing LOVED THAT - ren and stimpy FTW !!!
Meee 2!!!
Wen eye wuz yunger, eye wuz 2 be watching teh Ren and Stimpy, and mai daddy told mee it wuz bad fur me and sed eye kuden’t watch it. Wen he lefted teh room, eye turnd teh teevee bak on.
erry cat hoo goze up da sters stay to ur ryte… erry cat hoo goze down da sters stay to ur leff…
What if they are European kittez?
or if one is european and the other not - SQUEEEEE… (plink) noses touch
Win for cuteness.
it’s the magnetic kittens again - they go (plink) !!!
Oh noes, iz a horibul kitn krash. O teh felinitee!
But must be eskalayder. Not elavayder. Cuase of teh buttns. CAN NOT PRESS!
Kittehs can 2 wurk lyftz. Juzt needz ketteh low buttinz!
How bout we can has pulee sistem and ask lolrus if we may borroz his bukkit? Is liek tinee skee lift.
Poor ol lolrus no gotz a bukkit….memmber????
Iz troo, but sumbudee alweyz traiyin tu giv replaysmint bukkit and lolrus do not want. Mebbe we can has?
teehee…much win…pyle uv lolrus-rejektid bukkits muss be gettin reel big by nao!
My mind broke at the little hanging kitteh tail.
So are those the resulats of the critical mass kitten exsplodin? Two kittehs of tiny mass?
I can has beta decay, emitting a positron, annihilating an electron, producing a pair of kittens moving in almost opposite directions?
nevermind ;o)
thank you I never paid attention to chemistry, couldn;t think of the right description of the scenario.
So, would kittehs be like gamma radiation? able to worm their way through anything?
Yes. Kittehs iz like gamma radeeayshun. Goes throo evryting. An wen it hits sumting, dat sumting gets borked. But it dun hit stuff much. Iz having much of teh agiliteez.
ah, no wunder string theery r so popular! Evryting r made of kittehs!
I lubs sting theory! Mai kittehs jus lub teh string parts!
actooly that’s a PET scan description, gamma can (thankfully) be stopped / detected. I think you’re thinking of… gawd, what are those particles they’re detecting in those huge vats of drycleaning solution in japan, oh hold on… muons? have to go look it up
kitens look more like a particle than a wave… I think this might be particulate radiation. “we’ve decided on a new course of treatment for your brain tumor - we’re going to stop the chemo and treat you with a fast moving stream of kittens in our new kitten accelerator, one of six in the nation” - yeah, that sounds about right ;o)
kittehs emmit pounctons and naptons in propotion nekessary to balance teh levels in any ruum.
Kitteh sleepin? pounctons detected, he emmiten naptons
Kitteh pouncen? naptons detected, she emmiten pounctons
this an ancient tehorm diveloped wun nait durin finals weak… we was drinkin clawffee, an smokken and studdin, the suddenly we was al juzt smoken and drinkin clauffee and star-n at teh kitteh… tehorm popped aur heds, aktual lernen gotted bumped out.
umm afor any1 ask…
Weye yes, we as smokin siggurets…plane ol siggurets.
Nuffin to see heer. kthnxbai…
kitteh raydeashun goez strayt to da harts-maeks us all fal in luf wit dem
Cairful that kitteh and antikitteh don’t tuch. Cood caws myootewal annyhillashun of Life As We Noe It!
I’m on ur stairs.
Fuxin ur percepshyun
srsly. i wuz confoozd bowt hoo wuz goin wich way!
iz be confooseded ats furs, too.
slinkee kitten ftw!
i’m on yer stares
tuggin’ at yer hart strings
Teh lettrs… they iz bold…
u not want see i does pawstand?
k, iz ur loss
No horzpley on teh stayrz!! Sumbudee iz lybul tu get hurted!!
an den sumbuddy iz liable!
oh, but stayrz iz da bestest playin plays fer kittehs! mah kittehs alwayz maek gud yoos ov stayrz, speshlee iffin dey da kynd wif spaysez tween dem.
O GEEZ!!! When Roscoe jus a ittee yung kitteh, we had apartment wif stayrz. Long flite comz down, derz a wall, nudder small landin to da rite wif rest of stayrz.
I sit on cowch wif laser site, shine on da wall. Roscoe comz RACIN down da stayrz an den UP da wall to catch da lazur lite!
DOWN an UP! DOWN an UP! He try get dat red dot on da wall ebry tiem!!!! Wunce got abowt 4 feet up da wall, nawt bad for less dan 6 month kitteh!!! LOL!
I got a pitcher sumwhere ov all 3 each ona stayr, playin and pawin an bein cyoot kittehs… Sweet….
Hehe, I remember when my hamsters used to climb stairs.
Unfortunately, it was in the pre-digital-camera era.
we likes going up & down
Frenz had a hammie loooong tiem ago, cage down in livin room. Dey go up to bed, wake up, and hammie iz in da bed wif dem! Bout 3 tiems a week, dat lil hammie open himz cage door, clime all dem stayrz, go in da bedroom waaaaay down da hall, cliiiiime up da blankies, and snooogle wif himz peepul!
Dedicated lov hamster!!
U gotsta maek li’l starekaze for de kittehs
U shaer dis howse, u no?
kewt! ittelbittee starekase for de ittelbittee kittehs!
but den hows we gets aur kitteh kewtness?
that is just too freakin cute for words.
*smish*
dat be the sound of my head asplodin from the kewt.
uh oh, i afeerd we mite get owr brainzes mixed up, cause mah hed done asploded, two.
yoo shur iz nawt implodin’? *smish* dunt sownd lyke asplodin’ noyz to me.
it happended so kwikly i not heerrded it vewy well.
Hoo will kleen uo all da sploded hed mess? Iz gettin deep rown here wiv all da boomhed!!
“boomhed” FTW!
This requires the “Stoutness Exercise” song by good ol’ Winnie the Pooh:
Up… down… up…
When I up, down, touch the ground
It puts me in the mood…
Up, down, touch the ground,
In the mood… for food.
I am stout, round,
And I have found,
Speaking poundage wise,
I improve my appetite,
When I exercise.
I am short, fat,
And proud of that,
And so with all my might,
I up, down, up, down,
To my appetite’s delight.
While I up, down, touch the ground,
I think of things to chose…
Oh… like hunny and milk and chocolate…
With a hefty happy appetite,
I’m a hefty happy Pooh…
With a hefty happy appetite,
He’s a hefty happy Pooh
Mah Louie LIK dis pome!
also:
“He gets what exercise he can… by falling off the ottoman.”
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