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Skor iz still 8 to q from lazt tim.
Ai git teh crochet mallit!
ok but we still no plai wif tennis ball!
oogy to boogy i thots
o hai i am sry but i beleef it iz speld hobbes
umm lolspeekin member? jus like calvin ball… N0 Roolz!
swy,,, butz teh M iz rite!! No rulz…cept the ones madse on da spurz//// (ob teh moments dat iz,,,, )
I can haz spurz whut jingole jangole jungule? (or snorgle snargle snurgul?)
kthksbi
wayt i iz confyoosed… whut u doin conjigaytin ur vurbs?
Oh wate!!! cept teh 1’s made as game iz in playz….does rooles is ROOLES!!! LOLZ…. !!!1!!
WA!?!?!?!? I madez da postings b4 dis one,,, IT no showz,,, but dis 1 does???? halpz!!!
Kalvn n Hobz = bestest comix strip evar? i r thinx so.
sekundid
Thurded! And teh skor iz still oogie to boogie! *lol*
Definitlee!! NEW RULE: Mus impeech POTUS an VEEP, den regayn our Democruceez, bring home da troops, nuffin but net!
whoosh!!!!
Fourthded! I luk at teh C&H buks menyy tiemz, an dey AWAZ maek me ROFL.
I alweddy *had* oogie! So it’s a tie at oogie.
Cheeetr.
Fiftheded!!!! Yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyeah, WTF pussies!? ROFL, Calvin and Hobbes wer mah favoreet komik wen I wuz a child. Now Iz liken da Get FuzEE. Wut happenz to da Hobbes drawer? He ded? Thaz much sad. O vell. Love liv lif, yay LOLs.
the artist was disillusioned by the demands of his publisher, or syndication, or something… he was unhappy with his employment. great pity, as it was certnly a fabuloso strip!
Disillusioned??? Syndication??? Sowndz lik he wuz hittin dah horse tu hard. O vell. LOLZ. Dem junkez alvayz mak dah best literature doh. Iz truth.
Great littachur – Komplete Kalvn n Hobbz be gud Kitsmas gift an reeding primer.
Yep, he sed he wuz sik uv the dikking arown uv teh bizniss sied uv comix, an wanted 2 just do art. Now he retyred and paintin, just liek Gary Larson uv Teh Far Side (anudder super-WIN comik!!!).
Teh penaltee foar losin tday is…POOT in teh fayce!!!
u do that, n il bonk u wif teh calvin ball. *bonk*
OWCH!! Naow u gitz ahhh..ummm
u gitz tiddy pinch!!!
WHERRE iz teh mask? Cannot playz wifowt teh mask!
Nuthin can make dis lolcat bettah. Nuthin!
Is purdy dang super-WIN!
Rulz chanj evr 3 1/2 secundz, Iz mak alla da rulz. tagz ur ittt!!!
U skipt a wikkit! No goalz, no goalz!!!
i no skip wikkit! you skip wikkit! TOUCHDOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!1
What u mean u r feroshus tiger. I is the feroshus tiger!
“no, I is !!!” … “NO, I IS !!!” … “momMMM…”
invisible tilt-a-wirl
now im all hungry
Calvin refuruns FTW!!!!
No, Hobbs, I is get muchas smoochas!
I say dis to peeples all teh tym. Tehy doan get it. Vury sad dat peeple be ignirint of moochas smoochas.
I looks on wikipeedayah nows. mite get stuk there
Iz e-z 2 git stuk on wikipeedayah. Jus liek IMDB.
ur soo ez 2 tawk 2 – r u attacht?
ZOMG!!! N E wun frum Minn?? R U ok???? Wowzerz
But doant let dat icky Susie Derkins playe. Gurlz has coodies.
G. R. O. S. S.!
Tru, dey haz coodiez, but dey has pussies tu. LOLZ. Very Relaxes. DOWANT!
haha. u no biggerz than me.
http://www.angelfire.com/wa/zzaran/calvin.html
http://www.simplych.com/
http://www.lovine.com/hobbes/wonderland.html
progressiveboink.com/archive/calvinhobbes.htm
LURVE da snowmenz wunz!!!
“your snowmen lead tragic lives” LOL !!!
hobbes getz all loopy when he comes outs of the dryer, anybody to be remembering that one? also when calvin mades the snoman’s toe in his front yard. them’s were they dayz…
da best wuz wen calvin wud coem hoem frum skooll n hobbz wd *greet* himz…
ackshulee, speekin uv shakzpeer in lolcat, mah favrit c&h eber iz da wun wer Calvinz green-blob-dinnur purrforms da “2 b or nawt 2 b” solil- sowil – lawng speechee fing frum Hamlet.
I wud fink Hamlet wd b lolcatz favrit Slolspeer… “I can has ham AND rebenjj?? DO WANT!!”
My feberite wuz wun in patikalr….
Calvin in bed asleep, woken by a feerocious tiger attack.
“Hey! Owtch! Leggo, you cretin!”
“Wake up, it’s morning! Now we get to go do stuff!” And Hobbes runs off.
“It’s hard to be mad at someone that misses you while you sleep.”
Altogever now…. AWWWWW!!!!
Mah favorite wuz when Calvin chugged teh soda and let with teh sonic boom belch…Hobbes leaping in teh air with tail bent at right angle was teh win.
I wunce enlarged that pic of Calvin belching up to 8×10 and hand colored it (this was in teh dayz befoar teh scannerz and teh PCs and teh paint programz). Framed it too. Much classic art.
Hey, do you know what book or year this strip of Calvin and Hobbes came out? I was hoping to frame it for a friend, but can’t find out where to find it online.
I can has no rulz?
wayt a minnit – i cant plae til i’z ajustid mah caep. k, i looks liek sooperlolcat nao?
wut? wut r u laffin at?
hello kitteh?!!! *pwnces*
Hobbes juss steppd owt
uv t3h Transmawgreefyur
Calvin still insyde
Wanted 2 goez bakk
in Tyme when Dynosawrz rooled
A mynur set-bakk
Wayr iz Spayse-Man Spiff?
We arz goeeng 2 B laytz
4 Dinnurz…. Agenn!
Jack.
Spayse-Man Spiff 2 teh reskyoo!!!
Putz crisco in mah har
Schol picturz
Si-unce far
Evul techur
Bitchy girlfrend
Playful tigre
Crazee parentz, dieing erth
Flowring mynd
Sno-man suizid
Uz juz be stif stuffo lamo plushies
Ahz be de onez dey lubbs
I LUFFFFFS CALVIN N HOBBES!!!!! Mai favs wer da ones were der howse wuz broek into, n da dad tays dat if hed knowen dat growin up was all ad lib, he wunt haf bin in suj a huuree to gro up.
If’n u r real kitteh, me am monkeh’s unkle.
2 wurdz. “fake furrz”
So, you found a new playmate!
frm wikipedia:
Watterson spent much of his career trying to change the climate of newspaper comics. He believed that the artistic value of comics was being undermined, and that the space they occupied in newspapers continually decreased, subject to arbitrary whims of short-sighted publishers. Furthermore, he opined that art should not be judged by the medium for which it is created (i.e., that there is no “high” art or “low” art, just art).
Watterson opposed the structure publishers imposed on Sunday newspaper cartoons: the standard cartoon starts with a large, wide rectangle featuring the cartoon’s logo, and the rest of the strip is presented in a series of rectangles of different widths. In his opinion this format limited the cartoonist’s options of allowable presentation. Watterson managed to gain an exception to these constraints for Calvin and Hobbes, allowing him to draw his Sunday cartoons the way he wanted. In many of his strips, the panels overlap or contain their own panels; in some the action progresses diagonally across the strip.
Watterson also battled against pressure from publishers to merchandise his work, something that he felt would cheapen his comic.
I’ve heard he was especially disheartened by those “Calvin peeing” stickers that people put in the back windows of their vehicles. He never authorized those.
Well, they’re not very original. Or funny.
I wuns got in trubble at skool cuz frend put calvin peeing on kumpyooter bakgrownd an uver peepels thawt I didz. OMGWTF!1!!!
Nor did he authorize any other reproduction. He said mainly college kids would reproduce Calvin and Hobbes on shirts, posters, etc. One of the most popular strips images were stolen from was the strip where they’re dancing to a classical vinyl record (33 1/3) played at 45 or 78 RPM, instead of the normal 33 1/3 RPM. What made me lol is his mom says either Calvin’s playing that record at 45 or 78 RPM, or she’s dreaming. His dad says tomorrow morning he’s calling the orphanage.
Anudder thing (dat tru fans probably already knows) is dat Watterson’s first attempt at getting a syndicated strip published was a semi-serious, action-adventure strip called (no, I am not making this up) Spaceman Spiff!
He was rejected by every person he showed the strip, and many told him that he would never make it in the industry.
Later, after C&H started gaining popularity, he started incorporating the Spaceman Spiff theme into C&H–partly because he wanted to still use the character and some of the ideas he had for that strip, but mainly as a sort of thumbing his nose at all the publishers who passed him by.
Teh man had mai undin devoton when ims was in print….
berke breathed, two… untill im starteded donin jus the sundai stripps. tehms was umm… creepee
Bill Watterson – http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bill_Watterson -not ded – retyred – iz geneeus an has principalls too
Iz mah favoreet too
oh noes! iz roselyn da bebesettr!!!!!! hydez!!!!!!
If we iz in eech otherz dreamz, we can playz 2gether all nite
Wuz jest finkin bowt dat strip after seein dis pikshur. Paruntlee, Watterson drood it shortlee after hiz own kitteh pasd awey. Evn if he nawt seez her enee moar in teh deytiem, dey cans alweyz be tugedder in teh dreemz.
Wut we play wif?
We gots onlee a chare an a koat!
Uh…
Lint?
Lurvs teh Calvin & Hobbes. Olly-wolly-polly-woggy-ump-bump-fizz!!!!!!!!!!
And calvin…for trying to correct lolspeak, you must sing the “I’m Sorry” song. You’re in the Song Zone.
Wuz a No-Song Zone, but Hobz tuch Awpuzit Poel and awpuzitleee deklayred it bai nawt deklayrin it.
naow evry1 gots to jump round till dey find teh bonus box.
Jes fr rekkurd:
Kalvn: Heer’z eh veree soree sooooong! Woan’t u help and seeng a-loooong!
Hobz: Boomp-a-doomp!
Kalvn: I bloo it.
Hobz: He’s soree!
Kalvn: I knoo it!
Hobz: So soree!
Kalvn: Iym veree veree soree dat I tuk ur preshuss flaaag!
Hobz: Jest doat dew it agen, u skrawnee skallawaaaag!
No, mah Kumpleet Kalvn an Hobz be upstayrz rite nao, so I swayrz by all teh lolcatz dat dis iz frum memuree. Red teh kollekshunz WEY tu mush az uh kidlet.
NAO we cans to jump arownd til sumwun find bonuz bokz.
All kittehs chanj teh rools of teh game as they plaiez it. Dat’s wy cats alwaies win.
I tink my bruvver r a cat.
I can has bout 10 or 12 buks ov Calvin & Hobbes. Comik iz so full of win & awsum. 1 of mah faves iz teh reesurch report 1. Would give 2 teechurz when we’z doin term paperz. Can has extra credits for dat. I can still heer teh class sayin “Bats aren’t bugs!”
An he yoosed teh Batman logo as “illustrashun.” ROFL!
I WANT CALVIN BACK!!!!!!!!!!!
Yayz! Furst eva lolcat fur meh on da mane pages!
Kungradulayshunz!
We makz for a “pig out” inz deh pig dyce game!! LOL!!!
I R teh gudest
Calvin & Hobbes ftfw
Klvn n’ Hbs. it b asumz.
i haz luvz teh calvin an hobbes1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
OMFG CALVIN AND HOBBES IS THE BEST COMIC SERIES EVER!!!!
i rememberz spaceman spiff. he was funny.
theres actually a reference to calvin&hobbes in “50 fun things to do at wal mart”: play calvinball and see how many people you can get to join
Calivin and hobbes rock =3
Calivin and hobbes rock =3