nom nom nom x 3
vegetemarian cat is vegetemarian. = ^ _ O = . o O ( tofu lurves teh corm )
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I can has toofpik?
Lol, mebbe tuf corms in teef an needs teh floss too!
lol no, joo no can has toofpic, sry.
De nom-ative case?
Langwage cases? Wuddup with DAT-ive? I sorry if DAT-ive is too KORNY. . but I want ACCUS-ative myself foar grinning frum EAR TO EAR, teh kitteh is a-MAIZE-ing foar eating so many corns.
groannnnnnn
Don’t forget Genitive.
Ich konnte kein Witz gemacht mit dem Genitiv. Er. . .whats lolcat in German? DIE KATZE HABE CORMS GEGGESSEN? ER HAST DEN CRNBRGR? okays i stop meow. butchering deutsch maeks me un-EZ.
Ich können haben Cheezburger?
Ich haben eine Korme?
lolz lolcat in German?!
Dont get me started!
Deutscheren witzkatzen? WILL!
NOM NOM NOM assumes genitive case
I can has buttsecks NOM NOM NOM
She can has buttsecks NOM NOM NOM
Us can has buttsecks NOM NOM NOM
Thems can has buttsecks NOM NOM NOM
Conjugumations: moar kitteh!
Get some blinds to floss with….does any one elz ’sides me & my son spell it “cron”?
i dont even wanna know, wut “cron job” means in dat fumbly. ;D
hawt cr0n. WANT!
MORE BUTTER PLEASE
KITTEH BUTTER!!!
This is what my co-worker brought me as a suveneer from her vacashun:
http://www.fridgedoor.com/catbutmagset.html
those r hilreeuz, butt hoo dun tawt ov dat. “wudnt it be grayt if i cud stik metal to a catz butt. . . . . hmm. . . . “
harbl magnet? Do not want.
Kitteh probahly licking the butters off, not so much for corms aktually.
You must readz dis:
http://matociquala.livejournal.com/1187529.html
Dis r not spamz, iz a gud storee about a laedee named Monkey and her Presumptuous Cat. He can haz bad experienz wit butter.
Finally! Proof that cats love corn cobs. I have witnessed this with many cats over many years. It’s ALL ABOUT THE COB. I have passed on this legend for tens of years but never had prrof. At last I am vindicated.
See, my cat doesn’t go for the cob, but she’ll go nuts for the silk and the husks when I’m shucking ears.
brought home a bag-o-corn the other night. Hubby grabbed the bag & went to shuck outside…
I said WAIT!
and as Molly hollared behind me (Molly being the black & white “cow” cat), I snagged some husks from him. Molly grumbled bad things about daddy & I was the good mommy & let her gnaw on the husks.
If you set a bag-o-corn down, she’s right in it! Not Lucy though.
When we had a guinea pig, he would start wheeking for husks. I’d throw in a husk, minus silk, and he would eat himself into a stupor. It was so funny to watch.
Wheee now return u 2 yer regoolar LOLspeek.
My kittehs luv to lickses teh cobses(only teh cobses) too.
They’re quite partial to popcorm as well, lol.
I nodice kittehs still liek corms even if no budderz on em. Jus sweet, i gess…
One my kittehs would eat salsa… she wuz weerd!
I’ll neber furgit commin hoem wunz, we wawked in da kichun an owr kitteh wuz up awn da tabul, her HOLL HED in da budder jar (rownd contayner, wuteber). She wuz so bizzy NOMNOMNOMing dat she din’t eben heer us com ins! …Well, untyl mah mommeh skreemed in horrur.
I grew up onna farm and we alays had kits. Dey LURVED corn onna cob. Dey holded down each end wiffa paw and nomed the corn off jus liek a hoomin. Wuz sooo cute and dis pikture bwings back happee memries of kittehs past.
aww!!! do want!
Yr kitteh was weerd? My big kitteh (no reelee–hez like 15 pouns and looong kitteh) luvs 2 eat teh WATER CHESNUTS! Hez all up in teh chineez food like nom nom nom. Reelee funny when he eats teh spicee Genral Tso’s and is tryin 2 run aways from hiz own mouf.
hah! i haf wun kitteh hoo LURVES da kranburrees,an wun hoo LURVES da hunneenut cheereeoz. en my preveeus kitteh (boots, rip
) wud tink vurry srsly ‘bowt ‘takkin’ yoo fer sum oluvs.
duz i win?
I hadda foster kitteh ( TEH Polly) who eated a persimmon and GROWLIE if u try to taek awayz. Weirdoh.
enywun eber hab a kitteh whut lyked olubs? two of mai kittehs used to jus lub dem…. dey be rollin arown lyke it wuz da catnipz or sumthin. after dey playz wif da olub for abowt a owar, den dey eetz it. pinto n all.
yiss!! mai kitteh from yeers agoe lubbed olubs, ’speshuly oil-kured onez. i’s gessin she liekd teh saltz. dad wud cut teh pitz out ov dem fr her, an nommage ensood.
Mah kitteh Emerson liked olubs an grayps but cud never figger owt how to start them. Hed play wid dem an pik dem up in his mowf an drop dem an den maeiou at me until I split dem in haf so he cud get a gud bite.
U wd fink a kitteh name Emerson wd be mor self-reliant
Emerson ref FTW!
Yes! We had a kitteh who lurved teh oluv juse! Wuz leik teh catnipz to teh kitteh!
mah kittehs luv olubs too! I thought dey wer teh only onez. Who knew kittehs luv olubs
olubs and popcorm r perseus’ fav…… hmmm, culd it be the gweek inflewince? (i suck at lol speak)
mai cats no like olubs… but, cat i had (she dyd ov canser *crie*) lubbed teh parster. wood eet wenever we had. an she lubbed peez an cron too if we dropd em. she wood be zooooom ther an den nom nom nom. was funnee, weez had laffs.
ooh! didun see dis wen maed mai replai up dere. my old kitteh lubbed da olubs vurree much!
picnic? wif corms? DO WANT
wat dis ’splodin goldin juisee blobbies arranj on a stik for nom-ing? Delish!
lmao.
yay! vegetibble lolcats!
iz happee that mah kitteh is not the only corms-luving kitteh in the wurld!
Mai kittehs LURV teh corms
I also has a couple of kittehs who will fite 2 teh defs for avocados, rockmelon, nanas and teh pastas 
mai kittehs beez semi-vegetariunz (or shood I say omneevores? and i iz veegun). 1 of mai kittehs also luuuurvs teh tofus and tempeh (i no can has cheezburgr, i has tempehburgr instead and mai kitteh noms teh tempeh) 
Mah kitteh noms on teh string beans. He lieks to play wit dem first tho.
hao koarknee iz taht pkture?
Why do I imagine typewriter noises….
ticka ticka ticka ching *flip*
ticka ticka ticka ching *flip*
ticka ticka ticka ching *flip*
ticka ticka ticka ching *flip*…..
nom nom nom *ping*
nom nom nom *ping*
*sip coffee*
nom nom nom *ping*
From here it was more like:
nomnomnom *ping*
*snork coffe up nose*
cuz ur old nuff to member typewriter w/ moving carriages!
YEOW!!
HA HA! Beaten to it.
I was thinking
nom nom nom *return*
nom nom nom *return*
hee hee!
being old sucks
ah, dose wur de dayz…an remembur changin ribbuns insted of tonur? An hittin 2 kees at wunst an havin em tangul togthr? An KARBUN PAPUR????
Egadz!1 CARBON PAPER!!! I still gots mah Underwood… even still uses it!
d4mnit, I’m so ancient I can remember when we had to carve our lol’cat comments into a stone tablet with a rock chisel, AND walk to school in the snow uphill both ways !!!
( well, not really – but I could see where this was going ;o)
I grows old, I grows old,
I shall ware teh bottoms of mah trowsers rolled.
I shall part mah haires behine.
Does I dare nom a peach?. . .
I has heard teh lolcats lolling each to each.
Is I too old fur dem to lol fur me?
Nize!
i iz so old?
dat yr t.s. elicat poemz nrly made me has littrbox issues.
dat, drcat, was full of so many winz!!!!!
:::snapz fingerz for beetnik potry reedinz::: oh…wayt…canna snapz fingaz bcuz…
(stend???? whereizya, stend ma frend?)
CURSE MY LACK OF OPPOSABLE THUMZ!!!
*Gladys can has much Corona 2nites.*
troolee, drcat, dat wuz brillyunt. i lurvs elicat, eben da sturf bsydz da Buk uv Kittehs…
*Gladys can has much Corona 2nites.*
makes dat Smith-corona.
Hee hee. I noed dis was a litterit komunity.
O… I HURTZ frum teh lolz.
My dad wuz militaree. Doin rekwizishun formz. Dey wantid twelve copiez. TWELVE. Wif karbun papur on a manyooal typewriter.
‘Corse, onlee teh top tu wer akshuly reedibl. Nobuddy kerd, tho – nobuddy wuz evr gonna REED em. But gummint proseejur sed teh copiez hadda be made, by golly, so dey wer.
Gubment usd have travel form in 2 sided heptuplicate. Type 1 side takes C paper outs, puts em back in backwrds n types backside.
urgh! manual typewriters!! I had a pica wheel with an ink pad thingie, thank you very much! lol (as a teenager anyhow…PC’s weren’t in every home just yet…)
or daisy wheel or something…I can’t remember exactly what it was lol
Pica wuz font size (tooelf poynt), dayzee wuz weeal. I can memmer change weeal for eyetailiks acuz I thot wuz purr-tee-er.
Dittos! ‘member smellin da ditto tests we gotz in skool? Yummmmmmm
Oh, yeah. i’m sure dat smell warn’t gud fer us. I had collige perfessor who had us type our papers on teh masters, no margins, single spaced (becuz teh masters wuz spensive), so she cud run dem off an pass dem out to teh class. I can have blue fingerz? At least I had a Selectric!
Do Not Want dittoes, da ink makes me hwarf!
I still gots mai Bruvver tappingwriter, still very useful!
An dad in law never gonna use a pooter, he uses himz tappingwriter evry month for recurdkeepingz. He amazed by ipods naow, we mite be able to get him to uze wun sumday! LOL, but he IZ old, born in 30’s. Still wurks full tiem, drives Vegas to LA twice a month alone! He’z cute!
mmmmmm, purple dittoz smell. Lurved it. Also, learnt to types on old old Underwood — now muh coworkerpeoplez say I type too loud on muh keyboard. Is ok ackushally, I can do 100 + wurds a minute on a keyboard.
sometimes oldest1 is bestest1!
carbon paper..DO NOT WANT
AMC gots show MAD-MEN takes plc n 1960. buts secretaries all has Selectric IIs frm 1971. WTF? ALLs typewrtrs n 60 gots moving carriages. NO balls r wheels.
ackshully, jim, ibm mayde selectric startin in 1961. i diggd one out frum trash on teh curb down mah blok couple yeers ago. VER beeyooteeful. lookd liek one i lernd to type on. is prolly layter vershun, but almos as old as me.
rounded and curvey Selectric = 1961. all boxy squared off selectric II (likes one on mai desk) 197?.
Leroy Anderson’s greatust hitz…
Syncopated Clock
Waltzing Cat (Da-da-da-DA MEOW)
Ennybuddee remember Sniglets? Wurdz dat dint eksist, but SHUD?
(Lyk “wurblet” for teh wet blotch on yr shirt wher yu leend aginst teh wet bafrum kowntr.)
Well, dey had em for korn eeting styles.
Dere wuz “smithcoronetic,” for eeting korn across lyk teh old Smif Corona typeriter, and den dere wuz “rotocoronetic” for turning teh cob lyk a wheel aksel wile yu munch.
I’m smif. My hubs is roto. Whut’re yu?
lolz!
defnly smif. i don’t fink i’z eber seen ennywun eat corm roto-style. dat’s so weeeeyrd!
dpendz on dah korn kobz…mos tymes I’m a smif udder tymes i’m a roto.
rotocoronetic here! how funny, never thought about it before. the fiance is smithcoronetic, though.
I had no idea there were words for the way in which a person eats corm! I’m a hardcore smithcoronetic and I take my corm eating sersly.
Dat’s wut I’z tawkin bowt… I iz vegutariunz too!
Ahh! me da- nife cut the blob-nerl off da stik an eats them with paws one bi one den digs out the lil yella root pease wif fork and eats dem last. I wuz a diifcult chile.
Lil of bof. Uzoollee smith, but if ma jaw hurtz frum TMJ, I go roto.
Mai sniglet is “Molotov Cartail”. Dat when de gas cap missing so driver put in a cloth to plug it! LOL!
I luvs teh sniglets! Mah sniglet is “Catuponity (kat-uh-PON-ih-tee): the law of nature requiring that a cat, whenever a new element is introduced into its environment, must, insofar as is possible, sit on it.”
I is smifcoronetic, definitely.
Smith, fur me.
‘cept when i had braces….then it had to be cutted off wiffa knife. less mess on da face dat way, too……
I havd braces. Not so grate, akshully.
be thinkin aboot hao purrty yoo will is…
I can has purrty straight teef?
My son eats his just…. randomly. A bite over here, a bite over there. No order, no rhyme or reason. Just a mutilated corncob that’d probably still be good for half the corn on it but there’s teeth marks all over it.
It DRIVES. ME. NUTS. I keep telling him, “The corn grows in little rows like that for a REASON! Eat between the lines!”
::shudder::
(I’m Smith.)
elayne, are u my mumma??
my mumma getz frosty wen peepulz eetz der fuudz one item atta time. ol boyfren useta eetz meet, den taters, den wejjitablez. mumma looz her mind evertime ol boyfren hazd dinner wif us. mumma wayt til him goes home, den comez at me all “NOT NORMAL!@!!!!! normal peepulz eeetz bite-o-meet, den byt-o-tater, den byte-o-wejjiez! iz not NORMAL!!!!one!!ZOMG!!!”
same mumma useta rotate my cakepan 2 degreez in oven bcuz it “wuz cruukid.”
(I luvz my mumma lotzes.)
I’m deffinitly smithcoronetic. Dat’s an awesum wurd rite dere.
I may be yung, but I still uze typeriters sumtimez. Used to uze a ‘lectric typewriter to type owt labels in mah dad’s offic. An den mah directur haz a rly RLY old Remington (tink itz frum 1930s?) dat we uze for playz a lot. I luff dat ting. Iz so hevy, u could kill sumwum wif it. Have been lookin in anteek storez for wun just liek it.
Yup, typin class in skool.
tipin an a tapin an a dingin all ober dah playse.
we thout we wuz up-town wen we gotted a lectric typewriter w/da atomadic wurd corector.
Mah daddy had wun in his offis an let me tipe mah seenyor papurs on it wid teh stiky lift-off tape. Tu klassie!!!
Akshully, he still klings to that selectric II and I get him lift-off tapes and stuff frum the internet.
did has yoor taipin claz have no affabetz on teh keyz?
no affabetz on teh keyz mayks yoo is to be lerrnin home keyz an’ prahpr fingr formz…
can taipz 75 wrds purr minit (cept lolspeak…gotz to be thinks too muches!)
muh tapwriters teachrz put cardboard shelf on tapwriter, above my fingerzez. Made me learn formz. Is good, ackshually. much whiney pleh at the time, tho.
we can hads wite-out on teh typeriter kees in mah typeeng klass. hads to looks at forms n tings. wen taking tests, teechul wuld com by n cover hands w/ sheet n paper w/ sheet so cant has view. Only can has form to view.
Because of teh ol Bugs Bunny cartoon?
harmonicat only noes korny toonz.
U r shoor dis cawn iz compleetlee nacheral an tastee-nootrishus?
K, if ur shoor… nomnomnom
Kitty cracks corn, and I don’t care…
phunnieeee………
i’m at ur pikanik
nommin awl ur cormz
Ooh, luvin the fresssh corms drippin wiz buttur…dis fluffins luks lyke my dere departed Emerson hu also liekd corms. An lyked popcorms tu. Also brussul sproutz. Watch doze fingurs, tho – onest they gits butterie enuf they be flavurful tu. *CHOMP* ow ow ow
Welcome to summer!!!!
Lurves da white corms, da yeller onez not so much, but will have if no white in da store….
The white/yeller mixie onez r my favurit
ooooooohhhh….NOMZ!!!
want cormz naow.
Tofu looka much like my Munchkittenne!
Is Tofu leetle cat?
Munch also likes to munch corn.
Kitteh krak korn n eh don kare
Take that u stoopid korn
Corn!
Iz marker for ur poo!
Wook mah…it comes owt same ways it goes inz… : )
You is biogeek?
NomNomNom Corms is delish! I take corms frum Mom and runs thru house drippink yummy butter as I go.
Sweet Buttur an salt
bring Kitteh kloase. Smellz gud.
Kitteh tryz a likk
Kitteh’z iezs getz beeg
Tryz a kawshus nom, nom, nom
Stuff iz deelishus
An sum messee, 2
Kitteh duzznt kayr az he
nom, nom, noms away
Kitteh needz push-in
Corm holdurz. Kitteh no haz
oppoasabil fums
Jack.
Then has to wash fays
An wash paws, an wash whikkers
Luv that buttur mess.
Stendhalismo has
lost the trademark on his big
lack-of-digits curse.
mebbee cuz this kitteh haz opposibull ears? (ack)
or mebbee stendz busy wif international cr0nstar . . . (dubbil ack)
my big lack of digits, let me show you th. . . . . . !?
Gud Haikuz, Duffee an KickahaOta!
Jack.
kitteh is grinnin ear to ear to ear to ear
the cob….it does nothing
2 err is hoomin. 4 ears is nomnom.
still krazy, affer all these earz . . .
that woz aur(f)al!!
aurly?
iz restrunt neer mi noo jorb. Iz called “ORLY”.
I noez it playce in France. I noez dis. But evertime mah bus goez by?
I finks ov owlz.
I has problemz.
u kan haz exteemburgr. ktxgb.
Gess wut Demon be havinz fr dinur tunite? Frezh frum farmurz’ markit daon teh street!!
Fun kuhwinsidens. Iz gud find tu, or dis pikshur wud probbly maek me hungry fr teh kornz.
Droooooool…
Hope U haz enuff fur eveybuddy!!! LOL, NOM!
mi kitttehs onle eats letus leves!!
U gib me letus an Ey leabs, 2!
Is corny pichur
Kittehz eat vegetables?
Yum-Elote! Looks like mah kitty who shared cobs with me, long time ago.
u better share wif teh hamter!!
Hamter lurve teh korm.
I HAS A CORM
OK: I just went to try the lol’cat builder again http://www.thecheezburgerfactory.com/ and I *still* can’t see any pics in explorer or safari – is this a mac issue? I feel deprived ;o(
Dont feel bad…None of my lolpics even make it to the site for voting. spoke w/ cheez about it during a chat.. he sez there might be a bug..? I dunno but I’m goin there noe and see if any thing I maded got there.
I gots a email sayin I gots a nu burger. It not on votin payj. It tayk a wyle?
yes it take awhile give it up to 24 hrs….
mee tooo lissa…. i can haz menny menny summishuns but nun of dey on da votering page. ur commnt gibs me hoap to keep chekin. thx!
Soe gladd u mentionnned this! I maded menny sumissions, ony 2 emaylz, noe sumissions evah on votin paige. Thotted maybee it wud tayke weekz?
I maded u sumissions…
But u eated them?
Hope this getz ficksed soon so awl ahr burgrz getz onsight!
kitter box corn poopies…
Kittee is layink trap fur . Will eat all cormz, then are goink wait with….
baited breath.
SO much awesum nomminess!
nom nom nom….i ken keeps eeten cormz all dey. dis cormcobb holder nebber getz tired and iz on erf jest to holdz my cormz…. nom nom nom….
I’m cornholio!
oh, look! it a maine corm cat! :::: fleaing ::::
Ummmmmmm……. yea
Hmmm dat be an arful teensy Maine Corm… mebe a beebee???? The one dat owned me,,, Was Way hugness,,, Him did like the corms…but,, he luved the sauce I madeded for the B-B-Qz… It had teh garlic and ginger,, and uder,, bery strong flvrs….
Caught himz on tape tru the window..
He be stickin his paw in the stuf,,while keepin an eye out for Ma to be comin outside to baste and check foods,,,(him wud jump down bery quick if he heard or saw the door movin) And after stickin his paw in wud liiiiick it clean… Then go dippin again,,, ober and ober,,, All da timez onna look out for Ma….
A reel gastronomnom him wz….
I <3 Maine Coons. Fluffage kitteh are fluffagely lolsome. I wants to has one.
yeppers, you know how it is wif maine corms–dey grow and grow and grow and GROW…. dey not full growed til dey five… (shuddering at da thought, cuz jess-da-pony only three)
clawn on da cob
Lol – all this talk of cormz is giving me cravingz
bushy-tailed kitteh said: Four More Ears!
(an he cheeted an chadded til he gotz em).
If I eats mah corm, I can has cheezburger 4 dessert?
The corm at Big Bob’s Chikn-n-Corm Coop is always kitteh-good!
“Yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum (urp)!”
I dun theenk I cans say “corn” propurrly meow. Twill has been and twill always will be “CORM” frum tihs day forwurd.
ROFL, I awreddy do… espeshelly bcuz corm-on-teh-cawb is in teh stors regoolarlee naow… I see ‘em an think, “Mmm, corms!”
u mayd me a corm, but i. . . .oh. . . .thx. . . . .nom nom nom
u mayd me da pasport fotos but ai gawt butter on da biometrix.
Corm dog juz be stoopid dog
Corm cat be Einsteinz
Aktuly, corn iz gret butter delivry sistum.
Oh mah old kitteh (God restedz heemz soul) used tah do dis! Heem LUVRLD corm!!! He wud sit nex tu joo n stayre n stayre wif dem wide eyez n earz farward…den (u had to holdz eet for heemz) wud NOM NOM NOM n anniyalayte dah corm cob, eated evry kernelz off eet…thot heemz waz vry strange kitteh but i guess not so much no moarz. ^^ mebbe kittehs waz wai ahed of us wif ethanol?
Lovely : )
Corm r tastee an nootrishus
…I can has napeeykinz, pleev?
Momcat always say, “No snakkins wiffout nakkins.”
Muffin-kittene lurves tomatoish things; Bolognese what wif da meat and cheez and tomatos iz da krack cocaine fer him. Probly weird food likens is genetik– got hiz daddy-cat to eat olibs offa pizza wunce.
Corm, not so much.
I Relly Have a cat that eats praticly any fruit and veggies bcuz hes my food cat. and he’s also 7 clawed. not lying!
Seriously, though… Don’t try to make your a vegetarian. They’re “true carnivores” and *have* to eat at least some meat (what’s in cat food is fine). If they don’t, they can get heart problems and go blind.
[...] u did wut with it? [...]
Yeh? Well, I haz a kitteh hoo tryd 2 nom a wasp dis 1 tym. He’d pik it up, shaek it, den act lyk he got stung, den pik it up n shaek it agin. He only stopt wen I grabd him n tuk him 2 mah room.
Mah frend had a kitteh who LUVD nomming bugz. All u’d hav 2 do iz yell “BUGGIE!” n dat kitteh wud b dere like ZOOM an den NOMNOMNOM.
Nom nom nom turn nom nom nom turn nom nom nom turn nom nom nom turn and repeat.
:3
I’z dun! Take de corn ‘way now peez!
u gotta remembrs tat teh dentist say floss after every nom
LULZ,
kitteh ish hungree.