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Which bag r da cheezburgers in?
OK: on a totally unrelated but lol’cat related note, this is so damn awesome I had to post it here immediately
www-personal.umich.edu/~nsims/hai-kevin.html
(from boingboing) “When Electronic Frontier Foundation privacy lawyer Kevin Bankston announced that he was locking his office door to “prevent pranks” by this summer’s crop of interns, the interns took it as a personal challenge. They figured out how to get into his office (they had the universal key!), took some pix, and then made a snappy little LOLCats animation commemorating the event.”
YOU’VE BEEN PWNED !!!
http://www-personal.umich.edu/~nsims/hai-kevin.html
Nevur underestimate teh powerz of teh human mind!!!! That wuz grate, akshully!!
Ah, teh inturnz. So creyativ an funnee… til corprit lyf SUCKS OWT UR BRAINZ.
Jus wayt, kidz. Jus wayt.
iz like new teechurs…so pashunit, so caring….til teh kids (an parents…and admin) SUCKS OWT UR HARTZ.
So much winz…+5 cheezburgers
+10 cheezburgers! it deservs its pwn thred–2 phunnee
I’z in ur occife, destroyn ur reputashuns.
Haha! Ceiling cat … watching u wayst companee tyme!
I love how the bag with the goldfish are close to that kitty!
how funny!
That is what i noticed first.Kitteh stategically placed…
I can has goldfish snacks?
I bets kittee like pizza morez than dry old silly crackerzes.
Mah Pizza is molto benny
that ar not deliviery… it ar digiornos
Mah peetza hafs a flavr itz M-O-L-T-O…
Dem goldfshs hafs a flavr der B-E-N-N-O…
I wantz to nom dem efry day
An if yu axs me wy I say
Teh I-C-H-C maeks me squee
Fer B-U-R-G-E-R-Z.
OMG it’s owr noo motto!!!
Dat rox.
LUV!
dat deserfs teh lifetime acheevmint award–the golden burger (is gold b/c of teh cheez, sees).
’squee’ duz nut riym wiff Z… duzzit?
o ye. hai amerikanses! i r brittish!
In brittish, Z rimes wit splodin hed. U can has second verse?
Wayt, wayt! the British lolfrend sed,
Its B-U-R-G-E-R-Z.
sho nuff do in merican. im in ur langage changing ur pronumciation.
o… indstreel strenf bx uf gldfish!
it’s not delivry it’s kittehgiorno
Din noes u cin git kittehs at groseree sto! Mus be on isle I not go downz!
I gotz my kittehs at teh bookstor in teh olden daiz – ther was a splendid 2nd hand bukstor wher I livd that also did kitteh reskue, and if yu wur lookin to adopt a kitteh yu wud tel the proprietur an she calld yu wen she got sum. My bes-beloved-of-all-tyme Tux (1984-2004) wuz frum there.
Kittehs and buks, dat’s a gud combinayshun. Mai 2 fayvrut things inna wurld.
Reskue kittehs ar de bestest.
I has t-shirt wif stak uf buks an kitteh on top says..buks..catz…lyfe iz GUD
Duffy – dat bukstor sounz liek gratest plais ever!
It wuz fun – it wuz in a littul old howse an yud go roun a cornur into a new room an thered be a shelf with *book – book – book – kitteh – book – book* like that. The ownur had a bunsh of her own as well as the wuns for adopshun so yu never noo wen yu wur bein watched, or when a furry purson wood want a snorgle.
Ah wandered dat too also. Bulk foodz eyeyul fur teh kittehz? Iz not prepared foodz, shorelee…
kittehs luve bucher shops
so……where da nip ?
Oh, yeah……And I said TERKEY treats not da BEEF….
Cant yew do anyting rite ?
wait! dont ansr dat – do diz – turn ur but arownd an march riyt bak 2 teh stoor yung laidee an git awl teh stuf u foorgot – AN STAEE OFF TEH CEL FOONZ…datz problee wat mezd u up in teh furst plaiz!!! kbai
wowz…
all dis fuh me!
i has retail therapee
hello, my name is dawn … and I’m a shopaholic.
HI DAWN …
( have some bad coffee and cigarettes on us, hunny … )
Kitteh needs retail therapee!! Ware hizzown tail?
Whut? Goldfishes com in da boxez naw? De wunders of modurn teknawlodgie!!
(wait til I tell de kittycatz!)
I in your grozries lukin for cheezburger. No dam cheezburger in heer!!!!
I bought you some groceries, but i eated them
duz shopping fer phood count as bein shopaholic?
shawpahalliks is do has any shawping…
growserees…
kidee clowths..
prinntr paypr…
enny ekskuuz too shawp!!!
iz troo. i iz standin’ ezampul. gurlfren sez ai kin shawp ennyware.
Oh, hai, I ben watcheng ur Fud Netwurks, maed list, wint to da stoar, fixeded some gud dinnur…
No, u can’t has anee. Sry. DOWN MOMMEH.
Now how u lyks dat? Not so grate, ackshully.
down mommeh! much win! whee!
Rly, I jus lyks da bagz. Nao, plz 2 remoov da grozrees so I cn b crawlin insyd?
OR
Ur credit card… I has it.
kitteh can haz sub-prime lending?
“An I gifs u a pickul n 2 nunyuns a munf eggstra, k? I can has catsup nao?”
pickul an 2 nunyuns!?! kitteh haz better credit limt dan me. ai haz 2 pimentos an a dust bunneh. http://www.news.com.au/couriermail/story/0,23739,21007065-3102,00.html
oh. . indikashun ov linkz naytcher:
“We never intended for people to sign up their pets as secondary account holders but we respect our customers’ wishes,” she said. “However, we doubt that their pets will be able to take full advantage of the service.”
2 badz no pikchure uv kitteh wid credit crd. Magine teh funz we cud hab wid datz!! No such sillee stowee tho, I nu a guy hoo was rumereded to hab soshul securtey nummerz fur hiz kittehs & clamed dem az deepndins on hiz incum tx!
Slo news day in Australia?
Also… kitteh gotz Gold Card?
Iz uzful when getting in teh rental car accidentz.
(Ey hope!)
You better pray there’s tuna fish in one of these bags, buddy. Otherwise, it’s your ass.
Not gonna tellz u again… paper bagz r more awesum to play in
an’ plastic bagz iznt toiz, K?
ok ok, i’ll bet you mah famblee’s grocereez, mah granma’s cat, an diss albeeno chessbord dat i can quit gambling ennytime ai wawnt. . . . DAMN!!
randomnisit… randommiss… bein sillee ftw!
we kan haz ftw kombat?
go reed nooz stawree. iz teh funnee, ah swarez.
omg 4200 monies?!!wtf!!! datz a littul scaree.
ennywai, dat ladee iz in such beeeg trubble… kitteh b poopin in hur shooz AN peein awn hur pillow fur cuttin off himz credit. (”WTF beeyatch u noes hao menny chzburgrs I cud bai wif dat?!?!?!!!!!”)
omg – strung owt trayler trash kitteh awn a spendin revenge rampayge. . . . . DANG!! Wot iz the XLNTly XLNT wurd for thee traylr dwellrz hoo iz hytened hyoominz an nawt extras on CAWPS??
um… r u askin a qwestin or settin upz a jokesz?
if 1: i dunno.
if 2: wut??? (dis iz gunna b gud!)
I cn hz klub kardz?
ahahaha omfg I laughed so hard at this picture
Hunnee, u shoppin foar teh rong stuff.
Purthes. shews. panstses an teh dwesses.
U gimme crecit cardz I shows u.
As wilma an Betty sez…
CHAAAAARGE IT!
I carryd in. U do unpackins
Oh, kitteh… meh too… meh too…
O…k so wut i did wuz i taked ur food stamp card n taked it to teh stoar, n i bot lotsa foods but i’m a kitteh so i can’t reed, so u has to help meh, wich oens r teh cheezburgers?
…also u has…twenny five cents left on ur card. Kthx.
in soviet russia, groceries buy you. *groan*
In Soviet Russia, teh grosserees put YOU away!
No wants cat fud. I’s ordered steak.
gnu Ikea kitteh comez wif manee akzessoreez!!
I is Ikeaholics!
Too badz for me, live 1/2 mile away. IKEA trip waaaay to ez.
Oh hai! U brings home many fudz.
Huh? No cheezburgers? WTF?????
wish my cat would do the shopping
No kidding. Lazy lil sods oughta do sumfing 4 there keep. My 3 kittehs lay arown on bak lon, I say “At leest pik up a fyoo leevs!” and dey yawn.
Mah kittehs halp wif teh home decoratin. Dey puts attracrive fringe on all teh upholstery.
Win!!!!!
Mai kittees equally helpingful also.
n luvly flutesez in awl teh wudwurkz!
r u shur? U wantz only sammons an shiny devices in ur howse?
OMG I KNOW THAT CAT IN REAL LIFE
I iz famuss by assoseeashun
6 stepz to kevin bahcon…..I haz fowr…
wut is dis reel life of wich u speak?
this kitteh es a teksis kitteh, no? from Texsus?
howdee yall!
Looks like someone’s been doing impulse shopping at Cat’s-R-Us.
Mah kittehs purrfer papurr to plastik. So much betters to empty da litterbox.
Wait! Iznt dat Oscar?
Uh-oh and he’z looken at ALLA US!
phew, izz not oscarkitteh, dis one has goate
Looky in lower leff han korner.
…Bocks of burgers!!!!!1!
Dose is not cheezburgers. Dose is sawsij biskits.
bag say goldfish, why only leetl crackrs inside?
I did ur shoppings. Can I have snorgles now?
Dis kitteh varyashun onna theme of Katamari?
Luk deeplee ntew my eyz. Ewe din’t c anee dis fud.
Nao, geet kookn
Okeh, I tellz yu wich stuff yu can has an the rest yu jus leeve down here…lessee, teh peetsa stais…an teh golefish, teh bocks of burgurs, teh yogurt stais…yu can has teh bleech and teh baggees – tel yu whut, jus leev all teh fud. An teh russly bags. kthxbai.
Yo, Gurta! After mai nap- kins I haff burgerz? peeeeza?
Water u doin??? Lettuce go old fish!
u forgetted te cheezburgers? i telled u make n take list!
is it can be shop time now plz?
kitteh will get cheezburgers this time…kitteh promises…
i’z in ur kicchin…watchin ware u puts teh golefish.
(and teh peetsa, and teh burgerz…)
you can have the nakkins, heftybags an bleech
Shawppeeng Day is gud
Stuffinz flimzee bagz, bettah
Emptee bagz arz Best!
Flimzee bag oapenz
Swurrlz akrawss t3h floar tempteeng
Kitteh 2 attakk
Kitteh standz up tawl
Pownssez an krushsez wun bag
Threatenz anudder
Kitteh naow haz bagz
Bettah tahn Kew-Tipz. Kitteh
can haz Nap awn dem
Jack.
kitteh can has a bran new bag
Nap awn bagz FTW! Manfred duz di awl teh tyme!
NO—not Souf beech dieyt…pleh! DO NOT WANT!!
dat cheezeburger pizah? DO WANT!
De littr iz in wun of de bagz? Nivirmind, its too latez
Wot, no salmon?
ur creddit card, i has it.
OK hoomanz, make wt canopener alredyz.
Whut? No cat fud? U stoopid hooman!
a cat after my own heart!!!
That Garlic Bread Pizza is sofa king deli-shus.
deez goldfish???
deh is freezdryed??
ohai, i maksed out ur creditcard, kthnxbai