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Feer, supriz, n roothlez efishinsee!
And… funneh hatz!
and stretchy pants? we can has stretchy pants?
we can ALL haz stretchy pants
looks laik toothless efficiency…
right…I’ll come in again.
and an almoast fanatikl devoshun to cheezburgrs
WIN!!!
Spaniard Cat sez
Que Pasa!?!?!?
also sez: i me goosta hambergaysa con kayso !
aquee!
enpanlol?
WIN!
lol!!!!!
durtee gatitoh sez : como te goosta me penga?
“Trick” reference…win!
Wen wuz da last tym u iz givin a kitteh a cheezburgr? Answr nao or we eat ur cookie!
Noo… plz… *sob* nawt da cookie!
K, I iz hongree.
kayke or deth?!
(haow com nowun evah getz mai eddie izzard refs? wtf?)
tee and kayke or deth!
i’ll have the chicken!
tastes of human…
babeyz on spikes?!
is ‘merican dreem.
yurpeans not got dreems.
aktually, merican dreem is too gets all teh monies in teh worlds and stik it in r eers n go “ppppbbt”!
is gud dreem.
eddie izzard = luv
i needs teh brown breds…….
4 mah bred gunz.
I had teh vegetaryan…. ah yes, mistur hitler!
but … but … hitler wur veggetaryan — veggetARYAN giddit? mai dad wur reportr en axed im whut hee eateded fur breffus. hitlr sayed herssshei bahr! otoh hitler diden laik kittehz so we knnoww he wur vvvery bad peepz.
I gotted it!
Well were owt ov kayke!
WIN x 10000000
Monty Python iz moar funniez but Izzard iz moar obscureded. Anykitteh kan gets Python.
Monty Python reference = infinite win
En heer iz unkl ted by the side uv the howse, but yu ken stil see the frunt uv the howse…
i can has spam spam spam spam spam wunnerful spam
I DON LIEK SPAM!!!!!
i can has ur spam den?
Hao abowt a ded parrit, den?
Ooh, kitteh wud prolly liek ded parrit…
prolly want a parrit?
oar, perhps a wery sharp duck?
Mebbe ded parrit is pollygon cheezburger sted uv rownd or skwair?
Oh! Oh! Is turrible punz here!
ALBATRAWS!
How bout a very cleen cheez shop?
it surtenly iz uncontaminayted by cheez!
i can has venizweylan beever cheez?
mariachi cat playz u muzic while u eat ur kaysadilas
I will giv yu a munny if you wil GO AWAI. kthxbai.
the spanish cat iz like “Che ondas hommes?! wha it do!”
OH KIDDEH, that hat is hideuz on u!!
Noes! Izza a direktor catz hat! An kitteh izzint Spanish, kitteh be Catalalian.
This be Michelangelo Catoniono, bess noen foar “Blow Fish.”
I wunner if Igmar Burgerman’s last wurds was “Catononioni Survives”?
(ref. to Adams and Jefferson; why my fave heroes die on same dayz?)
oof typo.
Release teh perros!
Hoo let teh perros owt? (Wuf, wuf wuf wuf wuf!)
Mie naem iz Skippito Friskito!
Giv em teh cumfy chare! Or poke dem wif soft cooshins!
NOT…
da cumfy chare!
Gib me teh cheezburger or I strap u down an read you mah poetry!
groop, i implore thee, my foonting turlingdromes
See if ah don!
Vogon poetry is known to be the third worst.
yes, of course, and the worst poetry in the galaxy is known to originate on earth, please don’t ask me to remember teh name of the poet though (iz made up anyway).
HHG win!
HHG AND Monty Python?
I can haz tairry pratchitt too, den i iz happy?
ummm… his hat shuld say “wizzard”
Cumfy chares r da xclusiv territori of kittehs! All yr cumfy charez r belong to us!
In Soviet Russia (?), teh cumfee chare fetches Kernil Fang.
pittypat, u is ful of win.
last halloween, mi frens an i wer gonna dresses up liek spanish inkwisihuns, but then kardnil fang n kardnil biggles chikind owt. next year mebbeh. i stil wants to be XIMENEZ.
NAO gib the rak (oh dear) a turn!
I herd dey be usin Hello Kitteh humanilation sets nowadays. Genieva convention shoud ban.
Monty Python cat sez, “every spurm iz sacred, every spurm iz grate…”
If a spurm gitz waystid god gitz kwite ir8!
ur liver. . . are you, um. . . are you uh . . . well, are you . . . using it?
livur donerz card is 4 AFTER im ded!
Yo Quiero Taco Bell
Nao git dis sausage offn mah hed, or it’s teh cat-o-nine-tails!
Yo quiero Gato Bell???
Wayt a minut… Taco Bell serves delishus and nootrishus Tacos…. so dat meen dat GATO Bell serves delishus and nootrishus…….. OH NOES!!!!!
BRAAAAAIIIIIIINNNNNNNSSSSSS!!!!!!
right?
Oh gudness – mah LOL’s – u has dem! ^^
An wuss in teh can wif beanz on teh label is beanz, an wuss in teh can wif karats on teh label is karats, so wuss in teh can wif cat on teh label is . . . aaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrgggghhhhhh!!!
. . . an wuss in teh can wif baby on teh label?!?!? Aaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrggggggghhhhhhh agen!
soylent tabbeh is KIIIIITTTTEEEEEHHHHZZZZZ D=
awr cheef wepunz r feer. feer n surpriz – awr TOO cheef wepunz r feer, surpriz, n a roothlez efishunzee…
Awr THREE wepunz r ph34r, surpriz, and ruthlez effishuncy.. nd n almost fanatikul devoshun to da Pope.. awr FOUR.. no.. AMANGST our weapons.. weaponry.. awr such elemunts as ph34r, surpriz.. I’ll come in agen.
MONTY PYTHON FTW.
shouldn’t this pic refer to a mexican inquisition? im not sure they wear sombreros in spain…
A Mexican Inquisition would be even MORE unexpected – um, since there never was one…
Deh Mexican Inquisition gose lyk dis:
Que paso, hombre?
Cual es la fecha?
Que hora es?
Como se dice “Caturday” en Espanol?
Yo tengo un hamberguesa con queso?
Cuantos cuestan?
The End. Dat’s all deh questions I nose from collij Spanish.
Dere wuz too, an they shooted Fr. Hidalgo an wakked his hed off wen he tryed to start Mecksican Independuns.
that’s why it’s so unexpected – the S.I. hs disguised itself as the M.I. !!! S.I. sneak attack !!!
either that, or it’s the spanish launguage inquisition – as in, does lol’cat translate into spanish?
oo, letz trai:
eckskellantay!
oohno maws purrvaysuh, purr favurr
yo tayngo la amburrgaysuh cawn kayso?
…yep, seemz 2 werk purrty gud.
asept teh part ware mah hed asploded…
nobuddy expectoratez teh mexican indigestion!
-hed asploded from xsessiv LOL-
OH HAI I DUNNO DIFRNSE BETWEAN MEXICAN AND SPANISH HATSES. SRY.
Mexican hats R more lazy. k thx bai
waitaminit…if so lazy, den y we hayer dem 2 du all r aMerkin werk?
There are Mexicans who also enjoy this site, thank you so much for offending them all.
bravo mando!
while i’m not much for the “downer” posts usually, i’m in full support of this one. racism is not part of the lolverse.
i ponder this commint wilst watching teh hispanic guys doin the mowin outside mah air-condishuned offis. In 90 degrees, full sunshyne, all day long. And dey smile an wave wenever I walk by.
Yuh huh. Son los norteamericanos en sus carros gigantes los perezosos….
Uh…I dunno whut yu jus sed…..but if it tranzlated to sumthin like “doez lazzie americanz wud haf a stroke iffn dey had to do whut we du all day long”…..den, I is wif yu, girl!
yeh, dat’s purrdy much teh jist of it.
see, ichc r eddymicashunal! Nao u unnerstand spanish! Well, mebbe at leest espanlol…
“ESPANLOL” = WIN
Dis americanz wud haf a stroke if I wuz in teh hot sun for wun hower. I tink I iz haf vampyr…
Meksican hatses are moar Mecksycann-y, just liek this ones iz. Have eye splained this cleerly enuff?
La chupacabra es muy loco!
MAH CHEEF WEPON IZ TEH SUPRIZE!!
And snorglin. I shall use suprize an snorgle!!!
Dere is no defense to snorglin…it is teh ultimate weppin!
(Unless ur name is Tony, in witch case, we’ll jest go wif the claws and the fangs and the poopin in the shooen…)
oh noez…dat troll still alive??? I gotta up mai bountie on hizzazz…brb!
I weel make eet worse for you by shouting. Confez, kitteh, confez rite now! Or I weel feed you salmon and snorgle your tummy!
Oh, wait… dat mite not wurk.
Don’t tell me nobody else learned the song about Senor Don Gato in school? (Although I’ve since learned from real Spanish speakers that addressing someone as both “Senor” and “Don” is redundant…)
OMG it’s senor don gato!
Oh Senor Don Gato was a cat
On a high red roof Don Gato sat
He went there to read a letter,
Meow, meow, meow
Where the reading light was better,
Meow, meow, meow
‘Twas a love note for Don Gato
I adore you wrote the lady cat
Who was fluffy, white and nice and fat
There was not a sweeter kitty,
Meow, meow, meow
In the country or the city,
Meow, meow, meow
And she said she’d wed Don Gato
Oh, Don Gato jumped so happily
He fell off the roof and broke his knee
Broke his ribs and all his whiskers,
Meow, meow, meow
And his little solar plexus,
Meow, meow, meow
Ay Caramba cried Don Gato
Then the doctors all came on the run
Just to see if something could be done
And they held a consultation,
Meow, meow, meow
About how to save their patient,
Meow, meow, meow
How to save Senor Don Gato
But in spite of everything they tried
Poor Senor Don Gato up and died
And it wasn’t very merry,
Meow, meow, meow
Going to the cemetery,
Meow, meow, meow
For the ending of Don Gato
When the funeral passed the market square
Such a smell of fish was in the air
Though his burial was slated,
Meow, meow, meow
He became reanimated,
Meow, meow, meow
He came back to life, Don Gato
Dis brings back much memory. Uzed to play dis on the pianner when I was kid. Wow, didn’t think anypeople else would ‘member that songz.
Thks, now is stuk in muh hed.
OH NOESSSSS!!!! “His little solar plexus…”
Such a sad song!
Ah nevr herd song b4! Plz sing 4 mi?
Wood u beleef when I woked up teh odder morning dis song maked loopingz thu my brainz, compleet wif all de wordz. Where de He77 it been for 30 yearz?
OMG my friend is constantly playing this song for me. I never heard it in school but it’s hilarious (and a little disturbing…
). I will tell him that he’s not alone!
Kitteh askz softly
“Iz it sayf?” nawt eckspeckteeng
a korrekt ansser
Kitteh oapens blakk
Dawktur’z Bag. Askz yet again
as paws dig in deep
Kitteh fyndz t3h Oyl
uv Kloavz and oald Dentist’z drill
U fill in t3h blanks
Jack.
Uh… The Boys from Brazil, wtf?
No conekshun
Iz skarey too
Wut gibs?
Hi, D.R. and keogh:
Inkwizzisshun= Interrogayshun= Skayreest interrogayshun awn film.
I wanted to try sum skayree.
Kitteh az Sir Lawrence Olivier is boaff t3h skayree an t3h phunnee.
Letz Ur imajjinayshun duu moast uv t3h wurk.
Jack.
I hav 1 queschun … iz its nommy?
YES, IS NOMMY! IS VERY NOMMY NOM NOM!!
I hav 1 queschun … iz its nommy?
YES, IS NOMMY! IS VERY NOMMY NOM NOM!!
Mareathon Mahn.
Nice.
I saw dat movee in theatrrr whenn itt cayme owtt — much scaree! Seemz to mee itt waz an actuall pow!rr drill (lyke yu wud yuse onn a howse) rathrr thann leetle dentist’s drill — anywayz brrr! (Alsso PLEH!) Verrry suspensefull & gud movee.
Poor kitteh — wunn sillly hatt & hee’s akkuzed uv so menny things!
Es lastima, gatito!
can haz linx to montee pithon source?? lols menny at this pic but don’t rilly git refrunce.
Here’s one:
http://www.intriguing.com/mp/scripts.asp
Now go and enlighten yourself. Then wonder how you got this far in life without Monty Python.
Here’s their official site: http://www.pythonline.com/
You needs edumacashuns!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ZQI0Xm29To
Da Meowntee Pyfonz r NOT SPAM!!!
i catches python urls…http://people.csail.mit.edu/paulfitz/spanish/script.html
that’s because NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION !!!
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Spanish_Inquisition_(Monty_Python)
Kittee is contemplate chooing off face of person what make pour kittee wear stupid loathsome ugly dumm hat. Git ‘em good, kittee!
Win as is
u had me at hola.
http://www.pythonline.com/ for awl ur Monty Python lols!
This is my cat!!! woah I never thought He’d make it to the front page!!
Tiem for Mecksikan Hat Danse!
mexican cat dance?
El Gatto iz reddy fur mah clossup.
Iz dis kitteh Cardinal Fang?
“Jefe…Would you say there was a plethora of Pi~natas?”
Ohh Jes El Guapo, I would say taht joo have a plethora.
Three Amigos FTW!
do joo even kno whut a plethora iz?!
kood it b taht joo r angree at sumfing els adn takin et owt on mee?
brilliant!
sew, varee old wun! sew like teh wind!
BWAHAHAHAHAHA
I can haz comfy chairz?
ONOES! NOT TEH CUMFY CHAYRZ.
Is chevy chasekitty from the three meowmigos!
MEXICAN IS NOT EQUAL TO SPANISH!
lol
I guess that is party of why it is so funny!
OH Hai,
Muh namez Inigo Montoya.
U eated muh cheezburgerz.
Preparez to die.
Zing!
Jus wudn’t be ICHC widout teh Princess Bride ref.
ai iz nawt sics fenngurd man! i weel gif yoo cheezburgerz if yoo tellz me ware yoo gotz dat bee-yootiful sowrd.
see seenyor, der iz a plethora ov peenyatas!!!
Three Amigos ref = win
oh, ur not still trying to WIN r u?
Don Fluffy de los Cheezburgers is shown here in his last known portrait before the Battle of the Rio Ketchup. Would that his troops had known the devastation that lay in wait. And all because someone forgot the pickles. The pickles.
This day became known in history as “the day we had to make do with lettuce and mayo,” and is commemorated by schoolchildren when they hold their french fries aloft and shout, “Huzzah!”
Although Hungries Day is not considered a federal holiday, the banks do close.
I fink that is teh Mexican Inquisition, not Spanish.
I can has empanada?
Mostly just cuz nobody’s said it yet…
In soviet russia the spanish inquisition doesn’t expect you!
but why is there a spanish inquisition in russia?
to make it more unaspected…
cuz, yoo noe, doez unaspected inkwisishuns kin haf teh straynj affeks on yoor fayte.
Is no Spanish Inquisition in Soviet Russia. Dat why it not expect you.
In Soviet Russia, you expect KGB.
And yu gett it too, tovarishch! With eckstra gulag on teh side!
I iz offended. Is sombrero not spanish inquistion hat. Duh.
Is not sombrero, is sausage, I swares. Chorizo, mebbe.
Nobunny expects teh SAUSAGE INKWIZISHUN!!!!
is vry Nommy, dough.
Much win!!!1!one!!!
Is a cardinal mistake?
or a cardinal sin?
Kitteh mus ask, “iz it a cardinal sin to eet a cardinal?”
Scotch,
Or mebe spanish inquisition no suspect you in soviet russia bc you are like – million miles away.
Or mebe is bureaucratic thing. Is RUSSIAN inquisition territory.
patriot act huh? theez eez song bai mawtlee croo yez?. . . . . Eez wawt? . . . . . oh mah dieu . . . . . . and they can do that .. . . . . . . do wawnt!!!
Itz good tah be dah king!!!
The Inquisition (what a show)
The Inquistion (here we go)
We know you’re wishin’ that we’d go away.
But the Inquisition’s here and it’s here to stay!
(Kitteh watchen Mel Brooks “History of dah World”)
Mel Brooks FTW!
“Let’s face it, you can’t Torquemada (talk him outta) nothin’”
[iz gud to be teh kitteh]
Mel Brooks ref = big winz!!!!!!!!
de MONET! de MONET!
Dat wanz mai all-time FAV!
An’ dis:
“But Sire, the peasants are revolting.”
King: “Revolting?! They stink on ice!”
hey takamadda, whadda ya say?
Bring in the nuns!
Wot joo meen sinko deh mi-yo ober? Ah can still has taco? Nom Nom burrito mebbe? Gimmie or I shall conkur joo. Don be laffin at mah hatzes.
yo pwayday tenair oon amburgaysa kahn kayso?
ee dose papoosas nom nom nom
Como se dice nom nom nom en espanol?
(y como se hace el upside-down question mark?)
Alt + 0191
Totully EarRellevunt: My late kitteh (er, kitteh-equis?) lurrrrrrrrved the papoosas!
I can haz cerveza con me Cheezburger, por favor?
(kitteh r truely bilingwal, ¿si?)
spanglish kitteh ftw.
hahahahahahaha i luvz it
Remembur teh Alamode!
Oh hai, pai plz.
mmm…pai.
http://www.weebls-stuff.com/wab/pie/
wif cheez..hao purrfikt!
Wherz Pope Happy Cat when U Needz him?
Zorrokitteh saev u frum vishus lethur sofa… *SWISH SWISH SWISH*
Zorro teh Gay Blade!
Fer teh pipples!
“Badges? We ain’t got no badges. We don’t need no badges. I don’t have to show you any stinking badges!”
LAWL!! i love monty python, flying circus!!!
12 out of 10!
Jus Another TEQUILLA Sunrise!!
Batches?!? We don’ need no steenkin’ BATCHES!!!!
unless itza batch of tequila sunrises.
i ar not chzbrglr i is freeto bandeeto
Hola. Bienvenidoz and muchas welcomez to El Gato Loco. Me llamo Senor Frisky. When u wants more burgerz wif queso u just runz up de little flag and I bringz u some. K? Now I bringz ur margaritaz.
Nom nom nom – luv that Texmex fud!!! Chimmichanger an enchylada an burido an xtry helpin of freholies for me plizz! Hevy on the kayso and gwakamoley and sower creems! An mebbe chikin kaysadeeya and halapeenyo poppurs to start!!!! An keep dem margareetaz comin!!
…Oh, an mylanta fur dissurt, plz. kthxbai. *urp*
Mas marnagreetaz y servaysa, kporfavorbai!
At leez u got da historee ryt!
funneh…i was rotflmfao!!!!1
aye karumba!
this is funny because of the Python reference except…. the cat is wearing a *Mexican* mariachi hat. The hat isn’t even Spanish.
that’s what i was going to say – it is funny but the hat is Mexican. i live in Spain and am constantly surprised at how many tourists come here and think it’s funny to buy sombreros from street vendors and wear them around.
(tourists are the only ones that buy them, since everyone else knows it’s not a Spanish hat but hey, capitalizm in akshun! whut dey say? a fool an hiz money R soon partid… lolz @ dem)
nobody expects..a cat wearing a sombrero!
Looks like he does not want the sombrero…
is sumbrayoes spanish? i thawt waz mecksican.
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Ha! That was hilarious! 5 burgers. =)
“No, no, I can’t say it!”
But its a mariachi hat… its mexican… not spanish