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wat iz catamari? Dikshunary plz!
Yeess pleez klariiifry as Katamari leenk does not HALP!
Okie, “Katamari Damacy” iz fun fun gaym fr Playstayshun Tu. Ruffly translaytz tu “clump of souls”. U pley tinee prins hu is traiyin tu rowl up jiyent ball uv stuff tu be ternd intu replaycment starz (cuz yr dad went a bit kuku and browk teh orijinul wunz. Biggr ball uv stuf getz, biggr teh stuf taipz u can rowl up in it.
So kitteh iz cat-amari a-cuz varaiyetee uv stuff iz stikken tu kitteh.
Ohhh. . .OK. I thot it was kitteh tryin to dress up like a squid.
I wuz rite dere wif you…wondered if dere wuz sum kind of allusion to pollooshun of owr seefood or sumfin. I doan noes much bowt teh seefoodz.
I thought it was calamari, or mata hari backwards! sorry kitty, you wouldn’t make much of a spy with all that on you!
or maybe kitty is trying for the calamatahari look – the famously sultry squid spy of WW1
kitty, you’re not going to make much of an exotic dancer with all that stuff on you
or mebbe teh Katamatacalamarihari, teh famous seductive kleptomaniac squid spy. Dat wud splain all teh stuff.
prolly wif a couple Kalamata olives thrown in 4 gud measure
Or ol spaghetti Western herowyne, Kalamata Jane.
I can has multiple and conflicting personalities? ;o)
Seductive squid? Aroused Cthulhu is aroused.
scotch, I think you just expanded the meaning of ’squicky’
yous iz confuzin catamaris fur calamaris
dats Kalimari an’ it tast bad
Iz like video dungbeedle!
HAHA! perfick analogeez!
it kinda reminds me of this guy’s work, actooly
http://www.cabinetmagazine.org/issues/25/duprat.php
my furst reaction wuz “ugh, gross!” but den i reeded hao he duz dat and thot, “Wao, dat r kewl!”
I know, they’re kinda ragin, right? kinda like wim delvoye’s tattooed pigs
http://www.fabrica.it/artreport/uploads/lyonpics/pigtattoo.jpg
flart, i’m right there with you. strange & gross but cool.
have nonez of youz played katamari damacy?!?! the mostest wonderfullz game evvrrrr
luuvvs it heap big much!
katamari damacy iz gud game frum japan. sumfink about u bein prins who rowls up evrifink in giyent ball nd bild anuthr planit, i fink. i nevr akshuly plaed it, jus red sum about it.
o wayt sum1 alredy sed that. i feelz so foolish nao
Magneddic kitteh iz magneddic
( plink !!! plink plink plink !!! )
cents u stoles mai idea, howzabout…
I can has less iern in diet?
Oh noes! Nuther staged picshur! Do not want.
Leave the trolling to YouTube forums. ICHC is about peace and love and cats with captions. Don’t flavor hate, participate!
No troll, no hait, ai passafist since 1950s. An ai sed dat about peice and luv awreddy 2 daze ago 2 stendhalismo: “Wurld deranged, lolfrenz RANGED, make wurld betta wif teh laffins and teh kyoot”.
Jus moa laffins and moa kyoot wen teh kittehs is dey own selfs.
you should be grateful someone is doing something to make those SOMC pics more interesting
I theeeeenk this pic mite just reflekt Tofu’s (and Erin’s) non-gratuitous, hillareeusly ironic use of a SOMC pic that’s kinda dull and, well, gratuitous.
agreed
Is suppose to be stuffonmycat but ey got sent to icanhascheezburger!
from http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/We_%E2%99%A5_Katamari
HAAYYY! it r homestarunner! he phunnie.
I gets it! Cats grabs anyfing smaller den deyselfs, speshully if it’s nommable. Odder stuff gets stuck to fur.
Mus be plannin to nom dat chipmunk later.
reminds me of mah daddeh…if he gets fud stukked in his beerd an wun of us points it owt, he sez “I were savin dat fur later!” (Course he not speek lolcat.)
katamari iz gaime where u roll stuffz into beeg ball, kind of like beeg magnit rollin round, but all stuffz stik 2 it not jes metalz. Maybee kitteh been rollin round 2day?
No
I iz not humins hardwaer shelf!
Stopit!
*sigh* Look, if dis iz srsly teh best uze u cn fynd 4 dos opposable thumbs, I’z just gonna taek mah stuff n go homes.
Dum, da da da da da da dum da…..
Beyootiful catamari: WANT!
Katamari could be bigger. More time for rolling, pleez. This iz the bestest game. Evah.
If nawt big enuf, King uv Awl Kozmos wil zap u wif lazur eyes.
It rly iz bestest game evar. but aftur playin fur 2 howrs mai eyes start to burn.
Still awsum, tho.
Katamari Damacy (Damashii) reference FTW!
“na-nAAAaaaa-nanana-na-na-nana…”
kud also be “Kittehmari”
LAWL! Teh muzik wuz in my hed 2!
Wuz waitin too see eef sumone wood mension that.
Na naaa, nanana na na nana Katamari Damacy…. (most. Addicting. song. EVAR.)
OMG dat song! So freakin catchy!
Mah roommaits an I used ta start singin it randumly when we wuz bored. Den sumwun started rollin around da room…
Katamari song will 2b in my hed all dai!
*hums*
King of yoonivers sez: Dis catamari is 93% kitteh, 5% toyz, 1% sox and 1% toe sepratr. Do not want. U can has it.
Wot meenz “X” on kittehz fut?
As a sekurity preekawshun, pls be typing teh letterz essaktly as they be appeering on kitteh’s belleh in teh space profided below . . .
Uhhh, hmmm, oh i getz it! H A L P.
Itz a refrense to a futnote.
Meenz cat is straitedge and DO NOT WANT yr katnips
juss sez no to nip!
Kitteh though u sed calamari not catamari. Kitteh screwed now.
yeh and heer i wuz makin garlicy dippin saus.
whoops.
kitty says “did you say calamari?” nom nom nom
An cuz it skwid, it ends up nom nom nom nom nom nom nomnomnomnomnomnomnom…..
Cuz skwid gitz choowee… reeeeeallee choowee…
In Okinawa, we buyd skwid onna stik snak, when gits cold in like choowy gum…. Do Not Want.
Major Pleh serving oversees…
Would you like to make kitteh into a star, or stardust?
FUZZY RAINBOW!!!
Stardustz, bekaus kitteh iz tu wittle tu maek intu star!
I want to wad you up into my life.
Fuzzy Rainbow>Royal Rainbow.
Teh King uv Awl Kozmos wil not bee happeh tu heer dis…
This be COL kitteh waking up on Caturday morning, tryin to be rememberin wat happint at teh bachorlett slumber partee . . .
hahahaha! Hope COL an COM not get rained out … FL had lotsa rain Caturday. Hungovr AN soggy … not a pritty piktur.
Oh i hopez not! I’z be shoor COLCOM hadda blast wichevver way they gots soaked.
Congrats to em!
Pleeze 2 b fillin us in, COL!!
yesh detayls plz…
She r not on hunnymoon? Drinkin Katluas ‘neath a starry sky? (or clowdy, but drinkin dem wif her new hubby wubby regardless!)
I hopez dis funnee has not beez posted yet. I lol’d!!1!!
Dat funnee! An so kewt bebe sweepee kitteh!
flat cat attacks annoying clip !!!
Yesh, YESH!!!! Plz littel kitteh, i will gives u meny cheezburgers and snorgles!
iz kyoot, but wutebber happn to da randum lolcats? you knows, da wuns dat be havvn da unstadjed photoes??
can we be havvng da creativitee?
also, dis be makin me laff wif da unplannd refrance to stuffonmycat.com, whitch be anuther makur of da lulz.
Velcro? we doant needz no stinkn velcro!
Keeng uv cozmoz sez: Hmmmmm this is much too small, yes, it reminds us of a crab we saw once. Not that crabs are necessarily small.
BTW how stonded must u be to eenjoi/unnerstan dis gaem?
I normally play it sober, though it is absolutely HILARIOUS if you can get a group of 3-5 people together (all over 21, of course), get ‘em all drunk, and then try to work out the later levels of the game.
“Holy crap, dude, you just ran over that mountain! DO IT AGAIN!!!”
has u also plaed “we ♥ katamari” ?
iz also full of win & awesome
I haz bof. Hmmmm….. *looking at PS2….* OK I bizzy now.
saem heer, plus i also haz “me & my katamari” foar teh PSP… kontroaling wif d-pad and butanz ar a litl triki, but is uthrwies priti gud aktuly
Iz also ful uv difikult. Moar difikult dan teh furst one. But moar fun, too.
hahahahhaahaha. i love it. rate it higher!
*sigh* “Chooingum in da furr, againz!!”
Iz need 2 be BIGGER~!
Yah, or iz nevur gunna be aybul tu roll up dat chayr.
iz only 3m! we are ver dissapointed, kitteh!
Iz dis kitteh hav haf a tayle or iz it jus folded?
Kitteh iz bobtail
Kitteh swiffer piks junk off yur floor.
mah hyooj kitteh chaysiz swiffer. iz noying, but troo!
Catamari? my favrit gaym jus got better!
zomgz teh überwin!!!!
I luffz meh sum Katamari!!!!
(I call my kitties “Kattamuffinz Damachi”!!)
In “Thru a Cat Darkly,” Igmar Cheezburgerman stunned moovee goerz wif his gripping portrayal of a magnetic locat. His more akklaimt wurks inklooded “Fries and Whiskers,” “Teh 7th Lolseal,” “Wild Strawburgerz,” an “Purrsona.”
!!!RIP FTW!!!
raise yer glasses to a man hoo put innresting stuff on film, nawt on kitteh.
SKOL!!!
Purrrsona my favrit.
(Although WildStrawbergers” wid slo mo scene uf runnin thu fieldz uf strawbergers waz gud 2!)
ROFL “7th Lolseal”!!!!
Can be honorary lolrus?
Oh wait, dint Lolrus co-star wif Liv Lollman in “LOLs of a Summer Nite”?
Or was it “Teh Majik Bukkit”?
skwid iz kalamaree. yumz
Kitteh no ez catamari – ez endtable. Or coffeetable. Like any mom wif kids.
Too trew!! If itz got a flat surfiss and holds still, sumbudy putz stuf on it.
Calm kitteh alwayz gets stuff on it. Mah kitteh very calm. Windz up bureed unner stuff cawz husbint & child fink its funnee. Po kitteh come climin in mah lap wun day warin tinfoil rabbit earz. She sleep onna TV & dey put earz on her to see if dey get bettah reception.
Shynee devyses
arz Bess 4 Kitteh, but moast
enneefing willz wurk.
Hewmins spend Munniez
awn Toyz to amewz Kitteh.
Junk summtymz bettah
Kitteh haz Toy Chest
undur t3h Beeg Lawng Chair. Can
playz in prybasee.
No inturruppshuns
Juss stranje noyziz in t3h ayr
Kitteh much kontent
Jack.
Betteh hope kitteh not b trowing up threadz an’ stuff.
Mah kittehs lurve empty bockses, toes under sheets, an shoolayses better than awl teh kitteh toyz I bai 4 them.
Mah bebes prefur papur groshery bagz, kew-tips, toilut papur rols, an drinkin strauwz to anythin boughten, xcpt katnip.
omg wtf is it wif da kew-tips??? mah kitteh hunts thru da bafrum trash 4 dem, den playz wif dem til dey’r purrfeckly arranjd 4 meh 2 wawk awn dem wif da bare feetz. is not so grate, ackshuly. him also lyks 2 kill da tenys bawl.
but u shud see himz rollin around in da beeeeg catnip pach we has in owr gardins. him rollz n rollz n wrigglez arownd, den gets up n wawks a fyoo feet awai, wandrin n weevin jus a littul bit… den himz goes bak n rollz arownd sum moar! is hilareeyus.
We hadda kewtip kitteh too, wud rummij teh wastebaskit til he got wun, den walk around all proud widdit in his mouf, looky me, see, I godda kewtip!
Din DO anything wif it, din rip it up or ANYthing, just pride in onership, I spose.
Or good mouf-feel.
“good mouf-feel” – lulz
Koneshur Kitteh:
“Mmm, dis kew-tip iz vintaj last Caturday, an I bleev -” *sniff, sniff* ” – yes, iz dat Mommeh’s eer-wax? Daddeh’s haz moar uv a oakey arowma, u noes. I fink dis eben has hints uv da kweenicks dat wuz nex 2 it wile dey wz ajing.”
“Oh yesh… u cn rly taest da tannins.”
“Taest?! Wut?? UR DOIN IT RONG!!! U is sposd 2 sniff n savur. Wut u fink, we heer 2 get drunk??? Nao, go leev dat wer Mommeh will step awn it, n hurree upz. We has 2 moar kew-tips b4 da puppehs taek der turn wif da kweenix.”
Kthxbai
Hi, Duffy, BonzoGal and leaderoftheband:
My Kitteh, Paw-la luvved to bat around and chase an old wooden thread spool. Empty paper grocery bags were second on her list.
Jack.
Ooh, thred spool gud idee!! Jus the rite size an rollie. (Yu can tell I dont mend cloes.) Ill haf to get a cupl frum mah sisstur who iz bein a sew-and-sew, an see if mah bebehs liek dem.
Much win to meet u, Jack. Iz be lovin’ ur pomes.
mah kitteh wuz of da straws perswayshun. eny straw wuz faer gaym to her… she steeled em at ebery chanz. we noed dat she had a zillionz of em, but we doan see em nowaerz. den wun day, i openz da hall clawzet…. and dere dey wuz! a gazillion of straws dat she all pushed dem unner da door! she not amewsd dat we fine her hydin spot. lol.
eifel towr iz next.
Oh!
PEEZE Stop! I not can breeeths!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHEHEHEHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!
I hab creashun new namz fur my kitteh blogs now.
k thx by
i iz confused
Iz found all this stuff….but still can’t find teh other half of mah tail!!!!
I r kitteh,
i has nice bed,
but not az nice az
ur warm ol head.
I can has wrapapound ur hed? puuuurrrrrrpurrrrrrpurrrrrrrrr.
my foster kitteh polly used to sleep on mah hed.
RC usedta sleep above ma head on da pillow, but she good an shared.
I member manee yeerz ago when ma Melly wuz teeny teeny bebe, we all 3 sleeping in big bed. Kitteh poot, I roll ober. Kitteh poot, I move away moar. Kitteh poot, I scoot agin.
Den I wake up an realize me an hubby sharin one pillo, an teeny bebe litteh haz one pillow all for hersef!
We laff, sneeky bebe!
Den I hug her an take ma pillow back. Nice try, Melly!
Dat is awsum storee! It has evryfing… kittehs, poots, lols, hugz, kewtness…
LOL, smelly Melly.
Kitteh iz rollin, rollin, rollin on da ribber…
Keep goin, kitteh! U can has Mt. Everest if u getz big enuff!
creedenz cleerwawwtuh ref FTW!!!
ai luvz dat bannd.
ai haz frend playz in ccw tribyoot bannd. iz prittay kewl akshoollee.
This teh onlee cat I noe that piks up al his own toys.
ROTFL, an prolly pikin up stuff as I roll!
roombacat.
My, Earth really is full of things!
Does anyone on this site ever consider speaking normally?
Um, noe?!
Nya nya nya!
Without a doubt it requires a high degree of intelligence crank out the multi-layered depths of humor to be found here. Puns, deliberate misspellings, literary allusions and quotations from various sources combine elegantly to produce an ineffable hilarity impossible to describe if ya down gets it.
Iz not difcult. Fink like kitteh. BE kitteh! POUNCE!
letz it beez a chalinj to u, Bert. iz no so eezee to speek dis kitteh langwaj. ub coarse we doan mine if u ravr nawt…. u stil be welcumz heer. k? thx bai.
Dewd, is ICHC be borked agin? We can has new pix todae or whut? *sadnez*
Hai Tribble,
I splain, in case ur still konfuzed. U guyz is makin me laugh sooo hard I caint breeeeth an I iz cryin!
An sumbody saaid sumfin bout no creatibity. U guyz creatib. I gots 3 new namz fur my kitteh blogs from dese commentz!. K now?!?
k thx by,
Bootalina
PS I new, gimmee a brakes!
welkum bootalina! juss so u noes, in soviet russia boots brake u in.
Iz commun cundishun. Getz werser when u cruizez the archivesz. WARNING: DO NOT USE THE RANDOM BUTTON AT WORK. I getz in soooo much trubble dat whey…
Gravitee cat iz gravitaytin
Gravely.
omg! BEST lolcat ever! I * heart * katamari damacy!!
where are da big squidys?!
Katamari is the best game ever!
MY TUCKER HAS THAT VERY SAME LITTLE GREEN SOCK. THAT IS ALL.
i had a cat you could to that to once. i totally covered him with pebbles once, it were t3h awrsumness
LOL; I <3 We <3 Katamari!!
But it no <3 ur ais. D: